#skeith prepares for the NCLEX

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After a lengthy relaxing break, I took another 20 question quiz AND ONLY MISSED 4! 

I’M BACK, BABY!

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I RECEIVED MY TEMPORARY LICENSE AND I’M SCHEDULED TO TAKE THE NCLEX ON JULY 1ST

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Oh sure. Another question about some obscure fucking disease/disorder! Why the FUCK not? 

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I FINISHED THE PRACTICE NCLEX AND PLACED IN THE 93RD PERCENTILE (I DID BETTER THAN 93% OF PEOPLE WHO TOOK THIS PRACTICE EXAM) AND I WAS GIVEN A “VERY HIGH” CHANCE OF PASSING WHICH IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL THIS PROGRAM GIVES SOMEONE

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God I'm doing so fucking bad tonight on my practice nclex questions and it feels really bad. I hate it.

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From what I’ve gathered so far, my weaknesses are in OB (literally no one is surprised there) and remembering all of my lab and pressure values (there are... A Lot...)

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My NCLEX prep said, “FUCK ANTIVAXXERS” lmao

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TODAY’S THE DAY

I TAKE THE NCLEX TODAY

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Really wish I could just logic away my anxiety about taking the NCLEX tomorrow. All of my practice assessments and studying  suggest that I will pass easily.

But my dick of a brain is just like, “But what if you don’t?”

I hate this.

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I feel like The Hype is a very appropriate song for me today.

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Actual image of me right now, knowing I take the NCLEX today

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In total, I have done nearly 1,900 practice NCLEX question. Wow.

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UNTIL I TAKE THE NCLEX

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NCLEX Question: Which of these 4 equally critical patients should you assess first?

Me: :) fuck :) you :)

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Me: *misses a question 85% of people got right*

Also me: *gets 2 questions only 20% and 11% of people got right respectively*

Me: HOW?????????!?!?!??!!??!?!?!

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I TAKE THE NCLEX IN ONE WEEK