#skdjn

[celine-song]

heads up, you tagged this post as shrek 2 but it's shrek 1 :)

oops, thanks for letting me know!

[i-got-da-rubes]

*removes brace in women's bathroom* man, I hope they think I'm tightening my velcro sneakers

*opens pad in men's bathroom* man, I hope they think I'm eating chips

[hide-in-imagination]

You know what? I see a lot of people praising your dominant Simón, and I love him too, but I haven't seen anyone point out that he is... I don't know if ashamed is the right word, but it's funny reading things like "Ambar melted under his touch and he threw decorum out the window" or "in the nights where the excitement and haze of arousal shredded all shame and sense" like, you'd think he's thinking about the kinkiest kink of the kinks, but he's just talking about doggy 🤣🤣. I don't know, it's cute. His romantic side can't fathom the thought of not being face to face or going to a love hotel, but he's dominant side wins sometimes. I wonder how far he could take it before he's romantic side intervenes and be like... What are you doing, you dirty dog? 🤣🤣

HAHAHAH Exactly! You get it! 😂

Anything beyond missionary and romantically staring into each other's eyes seems like too much for him 😂😂 At least at first; he's been relaxing a bit with time. But he definitely had this idea, prior to Ámbar, of like, you know, soft loving, 'making love', so whenever it gets rougher and it's more about the pleasure than the feelings he's like "Is this okay? Am I using Ámbar? Am I objectifying her too much? I should be more respectful than this. But she seems to enjoy it. And goddd, it feels good." 🤣🤣

Basically, as always, he's trying very hard to be good. You know, a good person, a good boyfriend-- respectful, kind, caring-- and he's still figuring out what classifies as 'good' in the sexual aspect of their relationship skdjfn. Which, you know, it's perfectly okay! It's about two people, after all, and about getting to know each other, so let's not bully him too much for feeling 'ashamed'-- They just started this relationship and it's their first time being with someone that they love, so they'll learn each other's limits together❤️

(I mean, if he had just straight up bent her over, pulled her hair, and spit in her mouth like 'yeah bitch, take it', I don't know about you, but I wouldn't believe it, like, that's not Simón skdjn. IT HAS TO BE IN CHARACTHER, GUYS!!)

'I wonder how far he could take it before his romantic side intervenes', yeah, I wonder too🤔 Because it also comes down to personal preference, and I'm pretty sure he's not into BDSM, so he would never go that far skjdfn. Then again, everyone's got a different definition of 'far'-- Some people like being slapped and choked, others would call that violence, some people like to be humiliated or called a 'whore' or a 'slut', others would walk away immediately if that happened. So yeah, I don't know, what do you consider far? Pet play? Blood play? Piss kink?

(Simón would do neither of those btw ksjdfn)

I don't think Ámbar would like getting slapped or choked. Maybe spanking? Maybe Simón could tie her to the bed, play with the control that would give him, add some toys into the mix like a vibrator-- I feel like that's as far as they would get 😂 But again, not immediately, I think they'd have to date for at least a year sdjkfn.

[marshmallowprotection]

Hi hii Kaitt!

Still thinking of the wedding stuff all day tbh (especially about Saeyoung) aaaaa (also I am very sorry if this doesn't make sense brain running on brainrot at 1 in the morning rn)

So I did a search about how a Catholic wedding ceremony would go (random but despite being Catholic on paper I was never really properly taught a lot about The Church Stuff so, :') )

And the thought about Saeyoung being a crying mess at his wedding, tbh either way, Catholic wedding vows or his own written one, it still works either way he'll need lots of water afterwards <3

But if the wedding is a Catholic ceremony with the 'no embellishments or personalization' thing for the vows, then what if: exchanging vows before or after the wedding, somewhere private with no-one else around (def gonna let myself cry w him, and gently wipe his tears and give him a big hug <3)

I hope this made sense skdjn

I wasn't raised Catholic, my mother is a Catholic, though. I think it can vary from church to church. I believe you can recite lines from certain parts of the Bible, and the priest can say something about this union as well if you ask. You don't have to follow these things exactly to the letter if you don't want to, but there are Catholics in many places who are traditional and by the book. I don't know the area where Saeyoung falls.

But, can you imagine that? 

Can you imagine sitting with him back to back because he doesn't want to see you before the proper ceremony starts, but the two of you want to share your precious vows with each other this way? He whispers his love, holds your hand, and closes his eyes, knowing he will see you in that church soon enough... but you sound like Heaven and he can't stop crying.

You're crying, too, telling him how happy you are to be his partner for life. You want to see his handsome face more than ever, but you know you have to wait. So, you listen to him pour his heart out while you're on the cusp of sobbing about how much you love him, too.

Is this the image you wanted?

[shirogane-oushirou]

😘💕🎵 for regular!ren aaaand 💤💞☕️ for oushirou?? ^^/

WAUGH THANK YOU HAHNNNNN!!! 🥺 i'm so sorry this took so long... Things keep Happening KJNSDKJFN so i've been plugging at it here and there ksjnfdkj. ;;;;;;

for r!ren:

😘: What’s your f/o’s favorite thing about YOU?

first impression, it's my passion! we bond over a mutual interest in niche VNs and he respects how much of my brain is taken up by that shit.... but as we get to know each other i think he starts to appreciate my perseverance just as much. he's also had to persevere through rough situations, so he knows what it means (not to get too under/tale on this lmao) to push through NOT with active determination but as a matter of "the only choices are to stagnate or move forward, and so i choose to move forward."

💕: Who’s the clingier one in the relationship?

reeeeen :3 i'm the "i love when you ARE around, but i understand that you can't be around with me 24/7 just bc of my conditions, you have other things to do" type.... plus i have a low social battery KHJBJDHB. meanwhile, ren's like "heyyyy are u in bed today? when i get off work, can i be too? ^_^" and brings over food and snuggles in while asking if it's okay for him to stay the night bc he doesn't want to let go of me.

it's not like he's jealous or doesn't take no for an answer or anything, but if he's given the okay to just spend all day with me in bed (or watch the house if my family's out of town), he absolutely will.

🎵: What are some song lyrics that make you think of your f/o/your relationship with your f/o?

"Baby, you have changed me I can't escape it Drives me crazy Everything is easy Nothing matters You've got me bending Over backwards" -- "Back & Forth" by CRX (cw flashing video)

"Ooh, Jason, tell me what you're chasin' Because the night will never give you what you want Ooh, Jason, and if you can't escape it I hope you find whatever you've been looking for" -- "Jason" by The Midnight ft. Nikki Flores

for oushirou:

💤: Do you sleep together? If so, describe your sleeping positions and patterns (E.g. who steals the blankets, are either of you insomniacs, etc.)

OUGHHH we're both blanket hogs. FIGHT!!!!! i assume we'd have separate blankets tbh or else if/when we roll apart from each other we'll start fighting in our sleep skdjn. i'm an insomniac, but once i get to sleep, like... i've slept through the windows right next to my head getting powerwashed. NOTHING is waking my ass up. he's a workaholic so if he's working on a big story he might stay up late by choice, but if given the option he has a pretty regular schedule and wakes up easily when his alarm goes off.

he's also the type to leave for work early and slowly sneak out of the bed while un-wrapping himself from around me, get back late, and slowly get in bed and wrap himself back around me hdljfn. he jokes about using me as a dakimakura, which is funny until i remember how much comfort he finds in sleeping with me the few times during the year that he's actually able to, so he's taking as much advantage of it as he can. ;__;

💞: How do you both express affection?

oushirou's big on physical affection -- hand holding, snuggling, the cute "escort arm hold" thing -- but despite how flirty he is (or maybe because of it) he really appreciates more subtle forms of affection. giving someone a pretty rock or leaf... buying them a new coat just in time for winter... cooking food for the people you care about most... things that will stick with him and them when he's off traveling.

i personally appreciate those little things more than physical affection, and i'm very much about doing the same in return. i want to cook for him when i can (or maybe cook something with him), i'd spend time with him out and about, even if it's just window shopping, and i'd have a handmade scarf or sweater ready that he can take with him when he travels. simple things.

☕: How do you comfort each other on a bad day?

we're both the type to get supremely hurt by "this could have just been solved by talking" situations while also having difficulty communicating anything negative kJNADKJN so. that's become a cornerstone for working through things together: making a point of getting EVERYTHING out so we don't end up with misunderstandings.

so if either of us is upset about something, whether in the relationship or just from a Shitty Fucking Day, we'll sit down together to talk things through. working through everything thoroughly generally means when we're done, it's DONE (or we at least have a plan going forward), so we can switch gears to like... making a nice meal together... eating a dessert one of us picked up... cuddling and watching tv or reading... comfy things, all with little or no baggage.

[thecannibalcancion]

they’re gonna be a gay cowboy skdjn

fuck yeah

[apnabannu]

’سونے سے بھی مہنگی خوشبو‘ کی خواہش ہمالیہ میں کستوری ہرن کو کیسے معدوم کر رہی ہے

http://dlvr.it/SkDJnS

[mwritesarchived]

a very solid 9 at first but now like a 5.5

hm make that a 0 babe please. 

[matteblackstars]

here

[amaranth]

been listening to exo a lot lately and i can’t stop thinking about how they’re THE group they’re untouchable

[penn-choi]

“Alright, spring break... spring break... where are we going this year?” Penn clapped his hands together, eager to hear everyone’s plans. “Not saying the best answer is going to the top of my spring break hijack list but I’m not not saying it either. I just think group trips are fun and also conveniently economical.”

[peteverona]

[folkloreguk]

just put on seed of chucky and turned it off after 10 minutes..I am traumatized but not because of anything scary skdnkwks

[directorrookie]

We found our boy

[crimewroughtarc]

not me forgetting to save my new icons as .pngs...... IM TIRED

[bornpariah-a]

@shedgrace​ :  [ lift ] —— WORD PROMPTS

        He can taste magic in the air, sharp and biting, both foreign and not, yet there is something far more HARROWING which comes, he presumes, from Lunafreya herself. Eyes are watching ——— aren’t they always? Unspoken tension lingers in the air, a heavy thing, dull and weighty, prepared to bludgeon any one of them over the head at any given time. Dorian flourishes beneath it, truly, was raised to blossom beneath attention, and he presumes that she is primarily unaffected by it, too. Another side effect of a deeply specific upbringing, he supposes, the line of her back steady and her steps measured, head held high. She makes for a pretty picture, in fact, unwavering beneath the stares and whispers half hidden behind hands, heads ducked together.

        Untouched by the weight of it all. Or so it appears.

        A decision is easy enough to make : to bridge the gap between them, a slight hurrying of his pace to meet her as she approaches the base of the stairs, the doors open wide before them, opulent and glorious in its macabre splendor. Both of them are relatively well trained and therefore well mannered and when he offers her his arm she glances at him sidelong, the arch of her eyebrow graceful.

        ❝ Shall we, Oracle? ❞ he carries with him intrinsic charm / embodies it, in fact,  the curve of his mouth nearly roguish as they pause for a moment and then another. When her hand curves delicately against the angle of his elbow his smile only widens. Attention is fixated on them, now, whereas before it had been somewhat scattered, quite the pretty picture they make : both dressed in dazzling whites and walking up the stairs in time with each other, movements perfectly synchronized. Dorian follows Lunafreya’s lead, allows her to dictate the speed at which they walk ( somewhat slower than his preferred pace, given that he’s practically rushed at any given time evenin the absence of pressure nor external forces ), folding his free hand over hers. Not squeezing nor grabbing, simply laying over.

        Her hands are cooler than his. Smaller, not as heavily ringed, yet not quite smooth, either. They are the hands which reach for ———

        They walk into the maw of the beast ——— willfully and wllingly, allowing it to swallow them whole as eyes follow, always, always. He tilts his head towards her, an innocuous motion belied by the fact that he doesn’t bother lowering his voice to speak to her. ❝ Save me a dance some time tonight, if you would. We would be the envy of all those around us, ❞ mirth colors his tone brightly and he can see her smiling / not quite suppressed / the perfect line of her posture maintained as her elbow nudges him subtly.

        ❝ I assure you it would be a sight to behold, ❞ he says around an open grin, stepping away from her / allowing her arm to slip from his, though not before he cradles her fingers gently in his, leaning down to press a fleeting kiss to the back of her hand : A SHOW OF CHIVALRY !! He bows properly, while he’s at it, straightening again to meet her gaze properly, whereupon she fixes him with an intent look before turning, and he gestures broadly. Allows her to make her entrance, her titles ringing out for all to hear.

        And he follows : ankle deep in blood.