#skdjksjd god

[haloiisms]

vent/rant in tags, feel free to ignore 🙃

[moss-on-a-rock]

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[pensoluv]

Could you do lil bit more yangire Morax please

I’ve double-checked what ‘yangire’ means, and holy Tsaritsa- he’d will be full on psychotic, so be careful if you decide to venture beyond this line okay?

Tw: mentions of blood+praise kinks, psychological manipulation (you, read to understand), violence (Morax). Crack and slight nsfw because I decided that no angst is needed rn.

You’d probably get Yangire!Morax if you reject his advances in his yandere mode. He’ll start to hurt more people for the bloodlust he had as a younger dragon, and the only way to ensure your ‘safety’ is to comply or even seek him out affectionately. You’ll have to hope that he listens and returns to his comparatively-loving yandere mode.

Morax is unhinged. Very much so. The gentleman Zhongli will be practically buried by his obsession to kill for you. Or even you, if you argue with his ‘logic’. It’s harder to fight him as Morax, since

1. He’s now a near-hypnotised dragon

2. You’re blinded by his glowing eyes /jk-

3. He’ll probably tear you or your clothes apart if you defy him- (not cool Morax, try asking for consent as Zhongli bruh, hmph. Treason. Jail. Death penalty. Angy 100)

4. Most cannot rival his power or defend themselves

5. Yangire Morax is that one vine that goes: “what do you have?” “A knife! (Polearm-)” “nO-“

So if you’d like to reduce the damage that’ll be caused, don’t fight him. SEDUCE HIM. With your knowledge/charisma/wholesomeness, or your favourite quality of yourself. It’ll work if you woo him.

Yangire Morax may have a blood kink, but he also has a praise kink. Praise him to oblivion! Melt this stubborn rock into obedient magma, that you can mold and control. It sounds bad but a genocide route is worse.

Basically seduce ya boi and maybe you’ll get the neutral ending. There’s no completely good/pacifist ending, since if he enters one of these two intense modes, there’s not much you could do by arguing anyway. Wooing him stops his attacks temporarily and acts as a stabiliser.

Rest assured that you’ll have to dominate his actions by being submissive to him. Yangire Morax has his God complex and unfortunately, you’ll have to deal with that. Good luck! May you get a solid contract that works in your favour. (Maybe y’all’d’ve to get married for world peace-)

Bad ending: he murders everyone including you-

Better ending: he stops murdering them-

Which is why there’s no good endings in this skdjksjd :sadgebadger:

[skylesbian]

2 and a half hours for my plaaaaaaaay kdhdjsjs

[potatotrash0]

Kaeya for ask game :D

Fave thing about them: boobie

Skjdkjfksjdks no no I’m joking I promise lmao. Ahh……I like. His voice. Kdjfkdjxk can you tell I don’t play Kaeya enough to have his stories unlocked ;;;;;; his flirting is funny though

Least fave thing: I feel in my bones that he’s going to betray me. I can’t name it. I know one (1) spoiler about him and I’m still mad about that but I wouldn’t trust him even if I didn’t know it. His shadiness is eternal…………

Fave quote: “Hmph. so unromantic.” It’s just grape juice my man…………unromantic juice……….god he’s so dramatic I love him skdjksjd

Brotp: Rosaria Kaeya friendship my beloved….. they’re besties your honor

Otp: Gotta say, Chaebedo? Muah <3 though Chaeya and Kaebedo are nice individually too. Not quite an otp but a fic I read got me really into it haha

Random HC: I think he and Venti would be good drinking buddies! They also band together to fuck with Diluc and occasionally get themselves thrown out in the process ;;;;

Unpopular opinion: I. I don’t think I have any skdkksjxks

Song I associate with them: 505 by Arctic Monkeys or BOYFREN by LoveLeo

Fave pic of them: okay at first I had no idea what to put but while I was looking up Kaeya pics I came across this

And several others where he’s smiling smugly like this and. And………I uhhhhhhh I know I said I didn’t trust him but am I willing to get a tiny bit freezer-burned if it means a kiss? M. Maybe

[kinzplush-archive]

i wanted to say sorry if my *hands you a plush moose* made you uncomfortable! that wasn't my intent but thinking about it now i'm not sure if it was out of line or anything

oh my god i’m so sorry!!!!! i saw it and completely forgot to respond (thank u adhd), i promise it didn’t make me uncomfortable !!!!!! i thought it was very sweet and wholesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!

also kinda unrelated but i want a jellycat moose skdjksjd

[solkat-edits]

(*whispering* oh my gods this is so embarrassing) but also I'm happy for you (now if don't mind I'm gonna scream of embarassement - I can't believe I told you I ship you when you're already dating -///-)

NO SKDJKSJD ITS A GOOD THING??? NICE TO KNOW WE'RE CANON KAJDKDJDKHDKDNDKDJKDJDKDHDKDKEBDODJFKDJDKDJKDNDKDJFKFJDKBDKSNSKDHDKBDKDBSKDHDJ

[haaarry]

LMFAOO I THOUGHT YOU GOT ANOTHER DOG I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD NOT SURPRISED SKDJKSJD

PLEASEEE I LOVE DOGS SO MUCH 🥺 when I move out, I’m rescuing a really old dog so s/he can live out the rest of their life comfortably and with a lot of love 🥺💗

[gtalive]

Rules: answer those 22 questions and tag 22 people (or whatever amount you want)

Tagged by: @alevchaan 😖💖 love youuuu

1. name: Jasmine

2. nickname: Jamie??? No one calls me that anymore. Or Jazzy but im meh about that one

3. zodiac sign: cancer 🤡

4. height: 163cm?

5. hogwarts house: ravenclaw

6. last thing I googled: ....”subatomic particles quarks and leptons” 👽 im a fukcing bigass nerd oh my god-

7. fave musicians: nct, exo, twice, bryson tiller, rico nasty, h.e.r, 6LACK, skz

8. last song I listened to: Welcome To My Playground - NCT 127

9. song stuck ur head rn: Your Mrs - Jay1 (that song stresses me out jsjsjdks)

10. followers: 200 hehe tiny on main

11. following: 235

12. amount of sleep: 5 or 10 hours. Nowhere in between

13. lucky number: 7 or 64

14. what am I wearing: im in bed so shorts and a shirt (hahah and then what)

15. dream job: ???? something that I enjoy doing and keeps me active?? Artist?

16. dream trip: italy or goa

17. instruments: cello, guitar, piano, dhol??? Skdjksjd

18. fave food: chicken or aloo tikki mmhmhmh

19. languages: english, punjabi, and the bare minimum of spanish and korean

20. fave song: rn it’s Corduroy Dreams by Rex Orange Country (but that’ll prolly change)

21. aesthetic: ??? nature and greenery, painting with some lofi chill beats playlist in the background, the sky!!!! sunrise and sunset!!! stars!!!!

22. random fact: I self diagnosed myself to be allergic to bananas

I tag: @lookbaek @tuorus @pcys-l @nctlife @markgf @babeygemini @2honeyangel @phon @jisung1e @girlrages

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god im really excited for jingle jam this year. im so sorry to anyone who follows me who doesnt give a shit about the yogscast i will maybe try and tag my posts about it