#skate rat nct

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➪ U SKATE?

➪ skate rat johnny x reader ✩ w.c ~570 — 18+ minors dni —

✰ SKATE RAT AU

pov: for whatever reason, you “swiped right” on skate rat johnny. good luck.

note: yeah idk how this even happened,, i mean i do know but like damn,,, anyways heres just a leetle blurb! one day ill expand further on johnny from hinge,, or just skate rat johnny as a whole who knows

warnings: nothing major, just bad language and johnny just being a dick lmao

Johnny from Hinge was a lot of things, insanely hot, unreasonably tall and blatantly full of himself to name a few. And even though just the first few messages from him were sprinkled with warning signs. You couldn’t help but give into your curiosity and agree to a date at a local cafe. 

“Yo by the way, you skate?” It’s the first real lead into a conversation since the two of you had sat down. 

From the getgo it was a bit more awkward than you had anticipated, starting with him greeting you with a fistbump when you had thought he was going in for a hug. Then when you had asked ‘wanna go in?’ he had replied with a bordering on uninterested ‘yeah, sure’ and it was suffice to say the already low bar for this date was somehow sinking even lower.

And somehow you’re still here, seated across from him and unable to walk away, because damn, he is so so hot. Your friends will never let you live this down and you know it, and now you’re starting to regret telling them about this date. If you could really call it that.

“Hm? Not really, I mean I use a penny board sometimes…” It’s a bald face lie, but you didn’t wanna seem like a complete loser in front of this horrifyingly hot guy. The impassive look in his eyes takes a glint of interest and you try not to get your hopes up.

“Yeah, that sounds about right.” He brings his mug of black coffee to his lips, your left eye twitches.

“What…does that even mean?”

“You look like you’d suck at it.” He reaches across the table and breaks off a piece of your brownie, popping it in his mouth with a smirk to top it off.

“I don’t even—”

“Oh shit ya know I brought my board I’ll show you somethin’ sick.” He cuts you off with little regard, and you swallow down a sigh.

“Sure?”

And now you’re wondering if you should figure out some excuse, maybe one of your friends could fake some emergency or you could pretend…you might’ve left the stove on?

Instead you’re sitting on a curb in a parking lot he made you walk to for almost half an hour ‘because the concrete there is sick’ as Johnny over explains goofy versus regular footing and how to perfect an ollie ‘which you shouldn’t even bother trying because you’ll just eat shit and embarrass him and what if one of his homies pulls up?’. 

“Now you, c’mon.” He summons you with a gesture of his hand, more like someone calling a dog over rather than an actual person.

“I’ve never really, um, done this.”

“Yeah whatever, don't be a baby.”

And each comment manages to be just playful enough to make your heart beat a little faster, dashed with the perfect amount of condescension to have you practically on your knees begging for a crumb of praise.

So you relent, trying to figure out your footing placement and praying you don’t go flying off of this beat to shit skateboard. But like a blessing —and a curse— his hands settle on your waist, firm enough to steady you on the board but make your legs go a little weak.

”I was right, you suck. Guess I’ll have to teach you.” His voice is low, fingers digging into you almost painfully. “Maybe I should take you home, show you a few things.”

And against your better judgement, you can’t help but say “okay.” 

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⤺ nct 127 m.list

#skate rat nct

⤺ MARK ➪ untitled blurb #1

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skate rat johnny…

my gaslighting king🫶🏼

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u wanna write nct skate rats soooooo bad

do u hate me

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⤺ m.lists

— 18+ minors dni —

#skate rat kpop

➪ nct 127

➪ stray kids

➪ txt

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disclaimer: this is purely for funsies, to fuel a bit of delulu and to be a little feral. don’t take this blog or me too seriously bc it’s truly not that deep. don’t like that i write this shit for/about these men? don’t read.

⤺ THE RULES

18+ minors do not interact at all (i reserve my right to block whoever i please :) !!!)

important note! i try to write most of my sfw (and a few nsfw) as gender neutral as possible, however any and all smut will (most likely) be written with reader as cisfem, that's what i'm most comfy writing and in all honestly my best way of writing (i hope that makes sense i just mean i'm good at it? lmaO)...i hope u can understand :) <3

i do not take requests! but pls feel free to send asks/thirsts etc and i’ll respond (slowly…eventually) – please do not ask where your ask is, sometimes i don't reply for a reason and i'm entitled to that <3

the skate rat au is mine<3 ur welcome to write for it, headcanon, thirst etc, but i kindly ask for credit where it’s due! (at least a heads up if u decide to write for it thank u!) – if u have questions pls feel free to ask!

i do engage with dark content on my other blogs, and may play with toxic/darker elements in my fics here. be warned.

dark content i may write/interact with:

– dubious consent – cnc (consensual non-consent) – pseudo-incest – drug + alcohol use – toxic behavior + relationships

content i will NOT write/interact with:

��� underage – anything about body image (height is ok) – bodily fluids other than sweat/blood/cum – detailed/descriptive gore – vore/cannibalism

⤺ STAN LIST

ULTS: stray kids, sf9, nct 127, xdinary heroes, 2PM

CASUAL STAN: ateez, bts, txt, p1harmony, zerobaseone, monsta x, nct dream, kard

MAINLY MUSIC: cix, stayc, (g)-idle, the boyz, seventeen

ASK ME ABOUT MY BIASES ;)

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— 18+ // minors dni —

miki (she/her) ♥︎ 25+ ♥︎ bang chan luvr + multistan

⤺ stan list in rules!! rules ♥︎ m.list navi

will write for: stray kids, nct 127, ateez, txt

⤺ recent works ➪ u skate? ↳ (skate rat!johnny x reader ✩ w.c ~570)

➪ let's see who hurts the other more - NSFW ↳ (changbin x reader ✩ w.c 3.2k)

➪ stray kids as skate rats

➪ untitled mark lee blurb

main: @toxictobio anime/manga: @undermattsun