#skankfest2019

[sarcasticarepa]

This Friday!!! Brought to you by @my_crumbled_thoughts and @therosegardenevents. Come check out all the talent people that will be taking the stage. I will be recording my set for #skankfestnyc so hopefully I don't mess it up.. 😬 #skankfest2019 #funny #jokes #comedy #openmic #music #poetry #Queens #astoria #nyc #SarcasticArepa https://www.instagram.com/p/BtOfarvhEns/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l52tzpsj3mae

[sarcasticarepa]

This is my submission for #SkankFest 2019. Please like and share so I can get my ass out and about in this crazy world, telling dick and fart jokes for spare change!!! I put 98% of my power into this set and I think it went great. I did have some brain farts here and there but that was just because I wasn't use to hearing so much laughter... 😬 Link to my YouTube is in my bio!!! #skankfestnyc #skankfest2019 #funny #jokes #comedy #SarcasticArepa #standupcomedy #standupcomedian (at Arcadia Bar & Kitchen) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtgoozjhU5k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19zihzk09unez

[sarcasticarepa]

#Skankfest. Friday June 21, day 1 I basically lived off of Pizza, energy drinks and second hand drug use for 3 days. I met a lot of of my comedy idols and made new friends. I also saw more dick in one day than I have in my 30 years of living. There was an event at the end of the day called "naked roast battle" where naked comedians go on stage and battle each other. Men, women and trans ppl. Was.. interesting.. they had balls going up there like that.. 😅 Skankfest, Saturday June 22, day 2 This day was very interesting. Dan soder snuggled up on my shoulder and grabed my ass while taking a photo with him and big Jay oakerson. MeToo 😅 I signed up for a comedy contest where you had one minute to make the judges laugh or get roasted. I went up after Louis CK made a surprise appearance so to say the least, I was super shocked and I felt like I could not perform.. And to tell you the truth I knew I was going to do bad because I don't have many one liners. I'm more of a storyteller. But they gave me a bunch of advice and let's see what I do with that.. It was also funny trying to explain to Michael Che what a Spartan race was. "Black people don't know about that shit!" And at the end of the night it was the comedy rock jam where comedians basically did karaoke to rock songs and we partied all night long! 🤘 Skankfest, Sunday June 23, day 3 I took it easy this day and just watched a few wrestling matches, stand-up comedy, eight more pizza and drink more energy drinks. The parrot from Aladdin has a really dirty sense of humor.. 😹 Until next time! 🥳 #EscobarSeason #UndercoverLatino #LatinoSecreto #SarcasticArepa #ArepaSarcastica #ColombianWhiteboy #ChicoBlancoColombiano #funny #jokes #comedy #comedian #Gracioso #Chistoso #Chistes #Comedia #cómico #hijueputa #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #ComedyInSpanish #ComediaEnEspañol #Comediante #TheWhiteGiant #ElGiganteBlanco #nyc #brooklyn #skankfest2019 (at Brooklyn Bazaar) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzJe4CoABTL/?igshid=15z2atyixo5ij