#situasionship

[cuntstable]

thinking about klaasje …….. number one insane fictional booboo from disco elyssium. TO ME.

[pollyna]

Listen listen listen I don't have a single romantic ship in this damn tvshow but if Luca was talking about Carmy in the whole speech, he gave Marc? I can totally see them being a situasionship™️ were they weren't romantic or sexual but they were there for each other and butted heads all the fucking time - they probably have at least one matching tatto too - and Carmy made Luca better, and maybe in some ways Luca made Carmy better and Luca stayed in Copenhagen and Carmy got back in USA but Luca will always have a place if Carmy would decide to come back.

[australet789]

also, sorry for the shippers but i love 100% better the relationship between Moxxie and Blitzo than whatever Stolas and Blitzo have going on

[diassch]

The bee movie but it's Maizula were Zuko it's the bee told from Azula perspective

[thewanderinguterus]

It would be so great if men stopped getting close to me just so they can get weird and obsessive while making me feel like it's my fault that I don't look how they want me to look so they hide me from friends and family and then start hating themselves for liking me and hating me at the same time and the only way for them to deal with that is through emotional and mental abuse until they get fed up and eventually leave me confused and heartbroken. Yeah. That would be super great.

[ghostly-kal]

So Turns out that when they tell you that saying the name of a guy that cursed everyone in the cult to explode if they tell you specifically u might wanna believe them

[makin-textposts]

the only reason I get why ppl might be uncomfortable seeing hobie as over 18 is because no one in the film addresses the idea of him and gwen getting together as weird considering she's like 16

Genuinely confused why people are trying to police what age people get to pretend Hobie is but whatever I can’t stop y’all and google won’t stop me from thinking he’s 23🤷🏿🤘🏿

[roxanne193018]

A part 3 of Lucifer’s implied (?) yandere stuffs ( i guess it’s not so implied anymore)

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Warning: spoilers Christmas event story and Lucifer (blow)

Here he is, yapping about his brothers again (not that I complain tho)

This dude. Everyone says he talks very little that Paradise Lost gang even blushed at his words every time he speaks bc apparently he rarely speaks. But bro is a YAPPER. A huge YAPPER when it comes to MC. (Like how most of us just yap all things to our love) from background conversations, to chats, to stories, if one sentence was enough to make the PL gang blush, then with the amount he says to MC, PL gang would orgasm till they faint.

Also, when MC said “oh, you are busy, why bother texting me?” He was like

“??Bc I’m a doctor, and I often check up on my patients,

But also bc I like you.

Gamigin almost form lifelong friendship with his patients! We doctors are dedicated…I am not that dedicated tho,

But I also have to check on you bc you are important to me.

I can ask everyone instead to know if you’re ill or not,

But I want to ask you directly tho.

Everyone is interested in you, ao I can ask everyone about you

But I’m also interested in you”

… very roundabout way of saying I am literally loving you, and you are important to me, and why are you pretending not to see it? Conflicting ahh birb

… notice him guys.

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In the story, he actually keeps his “doctor profession”, by not touching his patient, (believe it or not). He wants to lick MC’s tears so bad, wants to be nice to her, wants to cherish it as lovers’ s*xy time and not a type of treatment, but he couldn’t bc everything he did then was to cure MC. So, he refrained himself from licking MC’s tears and kissing MC’s face. Meh, weird way for a doctors’ safe distance from patient, but that’ll do ig…

Again, he losts it at every card when MC said she likes doing this with him. Their relationship, feels kinda like situasionship smh haha. Both kept their cools, but loses their shjt when the other do lovers’ things to them.

He caters to MC’s liking to cure her, but in the end, he himself can’t keep his words of “not touching the patient”, and still kisses MC. As MC no longer has Christmas cold, she still clings to Lucifer for sexy time lol, bc it’s rare to spend time with him, and he knows, he thinks the same and doesn’t do allat doctor patient game anymo, just lovers’ stuffs from then on lmao.

Shows how MC makes him always loses his shjt, and he admits it fr 🤣

And finally, I still save the best for last.

So for context: he is texting MC to ask like “what type of magical possay you got, that this toy still have your love liquid on it after DAYS?”

… well look at that, you hypocrite lil shjt. I remember SOMEONE told Belphegor that him keeping the blanket that him and MC rolled on is unhygienic. And now you kept that toy UNWASHED on your office table for days, in the room that bans everyone from entering. If he washed it, he wouldn’t ask MC why it was still wet bc it would be cleanly dried long ago.

“At first, it vibrated with your smell” okay.. you kept that thing to occasionally sniff MC out? On God… like I said. He might be crazy like Asmo.

Next, he was FURIOUS, when he noticed that the candy cane reeks of other devils’ smells. (Apparently the Paradise Lost gang has used that to m*st*rb*t* lol) bc 1, he places it privately in his own office, a place no one dares to enter, and now they are doing IT in his no no office zone, and 2, it no longer entirely smells like MC, so he just decides to lock the entire PL gang up to punish 🤣🤣 and won’t let MC meet them for a good while. (Jealous boi)

Another thing I am wondering is that, it is canon that he gets hard every time he bumps into/ remembers/ sees MC (MC-sexual lol). The inclusion of the MC smelled candy cane in his office? Yeah… it will DEFINITELY make that man go absolute FERAL.

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I realized how I over analyzing everything when it comes to Luci lmao. Probably mostly bc he has IMPLIED shjjj compared to Leviathan, who just literally smacks the heck outta MC if she makes him jealous, much easier to see.

[junocornkiwi]

"If you want something to be done perfectly - do it yourself."

"... Put that book down."

Bucky and his situasionship ally :3

since there's no zemo in that game i made his design with matching mask myself

[dustedash]

i often think about how zhoudu was in a situasionship and i have to hold myself from laughing maniacally in public every time i remember that

[myocsfanfictions]

South Side Story

Shameless Fanfiction Season 1

Desna Hills has come living in the Southside of Chicago four years before. Taken in by Kev and V, Desna is close friends with the Gallaghers. Let's see how this Southside story unfolds.

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Chapter 2

Fucking Lip Gallagher!

That was all Desna could think about that day. He had even promised her he would have helped her with math, that asshole.

She was trying to study, but her fight with Lip kept repeating in her mind. She was used to it. It wasn't the first time it happened. For as much chemestry there was during sex, and how close they seemed to get everytime they did it, as they spoke there was always some distance.

Lip was like that: sassy and intelligent, but he was also a smartass and closed off. For Lip everything could be risolved with quick remarcs and everytime Desna felt like they were going somewhere in their relationship he put off acts like the one of few hours prior.

"Fuck..." she muttered as she closed her book.

"You're here, babe?" Veronica's voice came from the living room.

She liked to be called V and she was beautiful. That how Desna would describe her, beautiful inside and out. She had a great heart and she was strong, Desna hoped that one day she would have become just like V.

"In the kitchen!" Desna said. V's steps could be hear clearly, since she was wearing high heels, as always.

"I saw the lights," she said putting the keys on the table before walking towards Desna, "You're not sick, right? I thought you were going to be at the Alibi this evening," Desna smiled at her worried tone, but she shook her head.

"I just..." the girl said, flipping the pages of her notebook, "I had to study, and my head hurt, so I decided to stay home."

V's eyes were on her as she set down next to Desna.

"You sure it's the only reason?" V asked waiting for her answer.

Desna shrugged her shoulders, "I may have had a fight with Lip," she admitted.

"Again?" V asked with a frown as she stood up to fill a glasses of water, before moving to the medicines drawer, "Seriously what's going on between the two of you, lately?"

Only Ian knew about Lip and Desna situasionship. They were just having fun, nothing to say to the world about, that's what they had said at first, even because it was thrilling, the thought of sneaking away to have sex together. But since they started it, they had started to fight more, and that really affected Desna. She liked Lip, a lot, and she wanted to lose him as a friend, but she didn't want to lose what they had now.

"Just stressed... I think..." Desna muttered sipping the water V had given to her, to swollow a pill.

"Babe," V said sitting again next to her, "I see how you look at Lip."

"I don't look him in anyway," she said trying to hid the blush on her cheeks.

"Oh you look at him alright," she fired back making Desna cover her face with her hand.

"V," she begged, but the woman kept talking.

"Why don't you tell him?"

Desna turned towards her with wide eyes, "Tell him what?"

"That you like him," she said nugging the girl, who shook her head.

"It wouldn't make any difference," Desna said shrugging her shoulders, "I like what... we have now, I don't want to ruin it," V took a breath but she kept listening, "That does not mean that I like fight with him, or what we said to each other."

"Why? What Gallagher said?" V asked, ready to defend Desna. And she really appreciated her reaction, but that was something between her and Lip only.

"Nothing that I didn't say to him as well," Desna said, "It's that, I don't know... today is more difficoult than other times," she finished getting a deep breath.

Lip was so involved with her during sex. He said that he wanted her, just few hours ago, that he loved fucking her, why could he not say those things even in other situations?

"Hey, babe" V said making Desna look in her direction, "Boys will be boys, too stupid for us," that made Desna laugh, a laugh followed by on of V's, that moved her hair from her shoulder, "What about going out with me and Fi, tonight?"

"What? Really?" Desna asked happily, "Can I really come?"

"Of course!" V exclaimed, "Now run up, get washed up, do make up and put on a pretty dress, and we are going to have lots of fun tonight. Only us girls, no boys."

"I like the sound of that," Desna said nodding her head. And V smiled brightly at her.

"Then go on!" She said, "Go get ready!"

Desna liked to go out with V, but she didn't do it frequently. V and Fiona were best friend and Desna was only sixteen now, so it made sense that most of the time the two of them wanted to spend time together alone. But when they asked her to join, she was truly happy. It made her feel like an adoult, and even beautiful, powerful.

She looked at her dresses, but she already knew what she wanted to put on. It was a simple black short dress, but she liked how it fit on her. It had simple strapes, and the skirt was short, but it hugged her body perfectly. She had bought it with V for her sixteenth birthday and V had told her that it seemed like it had been created for her.

Desna was quick to put it on, running to her wordrobe once again to take black high heels. Then she put on some make up and fixed her hair, deciding that she would gave left it loose. She looked at her reflection for some more, before heading out the stairs where V was waiting her, ready to go.

"Are you reade, pretty lady?" She asked opening the door. The two of them though had to go to the Gallaghers first, waiting for Fiona. Desna wasn't exactly happy to had to see Lip, but there wasn't much she could do, so she followed V into the house right next to theirs.

The two of them entered from the kitchen door, the one at the back of the house and V immediately ran up the stairs, calling for Fiona. Desna decided to stay there, everybody seemed to be upstairs, so that seemed tge safest place.

"Wow!" Carl's voice made her turn to the living room, where the boy was looking at her with wide eyes "You're hot..."

Desna chuckled, "You're drooling, buddy" then she set on one of the stools in the kitchen. The boy walked towards the fridge, glancing at where she was as he was taking something to eat, then suddenly he turned towards Desna.

"So, I really have to be eighteen before asking you out?" He said curiously.

And she nodded, "You really have to be eighteen before asking me out," she confirmed. Carl scoffed.

"It's too far away," he said before giving her a smirk, "I can make you happy."

Desna couldn't help but chuckle, he was so young and already a flirt. Carl Gallagher would have had many girls crushing on him as he got older.

"I'm sure you can," she said nodding her head, "But not now."

Carl looked at the sandwich in his hand nodding his head, then his gaze went on her.

"Just wait and see," then he want into the living room.

He was so persistent. Desna looked at him fondly as he watched the TV, such a little troublemaker. Carl was probably her favorite Gallagher.

Then suddenly she heard some steps coming from the stairs next to her, and as she turned, Desna saw Lip stopping midway, looking at her.

"Oh..." he muttered and Desna didn't miss the way his eyes observed her body, but she decided to ignore the blush coming to her cheeks because of that stare.

"Hey..." she said quietly.

"Hey..." he muttered, before taking those last few steps that kept him from the kitchen, "You are..." Desna looked at him, waiting for what he wanted to say, but he just coughed shaking his head, "You are going out."

Desna could not help but feel disappointed, why was he looking at her like that if he could not even give her a complimenti?

"What give me away?" She said standing up.

He shrugged his shoulders, "You either going out or you are here to seduce me," but she just shook her head.

"I think I'll pass, thank you," Desna answered turning her back to him. And he gave out a chuckle that only pissed her off.

"Are you still angry?" He asked.

"I don't know," she answered with fake calmness, "Are you still an asshole?"

At her words he make few step to get close to her, "Look whose talking," he said as she gripped her own arms, giving a glance in Carl's direction to make sure he wasn't looking at them.

"I'm not an asshole," she answered turning to look Lip in the eyes.

"And what makes me one?" She could feel his breath against her face beacuse of how close he had gotten.

"Let's check, did you fuck Karen?" Lip gave out a mocking chuckle.

Desna could not stand him anymore so she walked out the door. But she could hear Lip's footstep behind from behind following her outside "So, you're acting crazy because you're jealous?"

"No, because you are a jackass!" She exclaimed.

"Oh, a jackass too?" He asked the mocking tone never leaving his voice.

"And I've got many more, don't tempt me," she said trying to walk faster feeling him close behind.

"You always find a way to get pissed at me and I am the jackass?" He said before gripping Desna to make her turn stopping her from leaving, by taking her arms in his hands, "What's wrong with you?"

She was doing her best to not let anything slip from her lips; she didn't want to tell him that him going to Karen Jackson only to hurt her actually did, she didn't because they weren't a couple and they were not exclusive and she liked to have him close, she didn't want for he to not be there. She didn't want to ruin shit, but Karen's presense really pissed her off.

"Hey," he said moving a strand of black hair from before her eyes, to behind her ear, "What's wrong?"

Desna bit her lips, she really didn't want to cry in front of him, she didn't want to seem desperate for his touch, even if she was. And she didn't want to lose him.

"I..." she muttered "I might be jealous of Karen Jackson," he smiled at her words but she shook her head, "But because you always bring her up when we fight, and it feels like..."

"Like?" He asked as his hands moved to her hips.

"Like you want to hurt me," she admitted, finally looking him in the eyes. He was intensingly staring at her, as he brought her closer to him. He leaned forward his head so that his forehead touched hers.

"I don't wanna hurt you," he whispered, his arms sneaking around her waist, "Not on porpuse," then he chuckled, "I guess I am an asshole after all," he then looked at her again, she could not look away from his eyes, and before she knew it, she whispered "I want to kiss you," and in a moment his lips clashed on hers, the hold around her waist was thighter as her hands moved to his face, so to pull him more into the kiss. Desna closed her eyes as she savored every second of that moment. Soon her hands move to his hair as the kiss got more passionate.

"I have to tell you something," Lip said when they broke off to take hair, his hold still secured around her hips as he got ready to talk, "I didn't have sex with Karen," he said looking in her eyes, then he took a breath, "But she blow me."

"Fuck, Lip," she said trying to get away from him, he didn't let her move.

"Hey, hey" he kept say to get her attention.

"I really don't want to know!" She protested still trying to break free from his arms, but he didn't let her go, "Let me go, please!"

"I am sorry," he said making her stop her movements, "I am sorry, but I..." he continued before taking a deep breath, then he leaned forward to put his forehead against hers, that didn't move. Still wondering why he was apologizing, they weren't exclusive. They had decided it.

"Please, don't..." Lip took another deep breath, "I want you" he said, and she didn't know the reason why those words had such a strong impact on her, but she found herself bringing her hands in the back of his head once again.

"I want you too," she said before leaning forward to capture his lips with her gor another kiss. He immediately responded eagerly, briging her even closer, so that in between their bodies there was no space. His arms hugged her, as she deepened the kiss more. They felt so great in the arms of the other, it was so beautiful and addictive. It didn't matter what they said they would always found each other like that.

"I don't want to hurt you," Lip said, not letting her go, those words made her smile, as he put his forehead against hers, "I just got angry because I wanted your support with Ian."

She observed his blue eyes got clouded with nervousness once again, "You know what I think about it Lip."

But he shook his head, "No, he would have tell me," he said finally, "If he really was he would tell me, he would trust me," Now she understood what has gotten him so worked up.

Desna put a hand on his cheek so the he could look at her, "Maybe he is just scared, this things aren't easy to figure out."

But he shook his head, "He would have told me."

"Alright, alright," she said caressing his cheek to calm him down, he seemed to enjoy her touch, "Why don't you try to talk to him? Maybe he wanted to tell you."

Lip seemed to think about what she had said before nodding his head, "Yeah, yeah, maybe I'll talk to him," he muttered. Desna looked at him for a moment before leaning forward to give him a kiss on the forehead.

"So, we good?" He asked, rubbing his nose against hers, who smiled.

"Yeah we're good," at her answer he pecked her lips again.

"Des!" V's voice made Desna looked at the house, then she turned to Lip.

"I have to go," she said, not that she really wanted to leave his arms.

"Yeah," he answered nodding his head, "Are you planning on having sex with someone tonight?"

His question made her smile, and she shook her head, "No, no sex tonight," she said and for some reason he let out a breath, before giving her a kiss on the cheek, "Have fun."

"Thanks," she said ready to walk away, but before doing so, she leaned closer to him to whisper in his ear, "But tomorrow I could use some help finding my phone," Lip chuckled.

"Really?" He asked with a grin, before pulling her close by the back of her neck, "Tomorrow morning at 7.00 in the van?"

Desna pecked his lips "Tomorrow, at 7.00 in the van."

[vir-g-o]

Unpopular opinion: Draco Malfoy in a relationship

Despite popular belief i feel strongly that Draco Malfoy wouldn't be that private, unemotional and even cold in a relationship, specially in public.

We have few clues about how Draco would behave in a romantic relationship, but from this little thingd i gathered in his interactions with Pansy i made some conclutions:

"How is it, Draco?" simpered Pansy Parkinson. "Does it hurt much?"

"Yeah," said Malfoy, putting on a brave sort of grimace. But Harry saw him wink at Crabbe and Goyle when Pansy had looked away.

From this scene it's clear to me that it wasn't Draco intention at all to have everyone thinking that he was severly hurt, just certian people, in this case Pansy. I think that the mention of him trying to look brave instead of a vulnerable victim it's trying to insinuate that he's trying to impress Pansy.

Now this scene right here is pretty interesting. Draco and Pansy are in front of other three people, and Draco it's completly fine in letting Pansy PDA in front of everyone and him laying his head willingly on her legs comes to show clearly that he's not shy when it comes to show everyone that he's in a romantic relationship or situasionship, despite being arguable if he and Pansy where ever in a formal relationship.

Let's remember that he went with Pansy to the ball in the fourth book too. I don't believe that was Pansy the one to took the step. I think he would be greatly ashamed, as were Harry and Ron, to go alone (especially at his young age).

In general i feel it matches Draco's character to want to be seen with a partner that he views at his level. He would want to let people now that he's getting attention, not just social attention but from women too. He come across to me as the type to use his partner (especially if it's an attractive pureblood) as a trophy at some extent. Im not saying that he wouldn't care for them or anything like, but he definetly likes to attract atention.

[lesbian-steppenwolf]

Ama e Fiore che sublimano la loro situasionship attraverso i figli aiutooo

[la-perfide-albion]

I keep saying people "just communicate" wrt crushes and situasionship and whatnot but i without fail freeze in fear before an open dm

[secretruth]

I'll tell you a secret

Dua kali jatuh hati ama cowo bukan karna latar belakang, status ekonomi, umur ato fisik nya

Tapi karna personality nya

Yaampun aku mau nangis dengan Lika liku kehidupan asmara ini

Aku ini orang yg polos dan ga pernah pacaran, ga paham cinta cinta an

Tapi 2 tahun terakhir ini aku patah hati yg efeknya sangat sangat mendalam dalam diriku

Tahun lalu aku suka ama seseorang yang lebih tua dariku, perbedaan usia bisa lebih dari 10 tahun. Dia udah kayak om aku dan aku panggil pak. PNS dan dia udah nikah.

Aku tau banget salah, tapi rasa suka ga bisa diboongin, dan dia mungkin merasakan nya secara tersirat jadi berusaha menjauhi aku.

Bodohnya aku ampe mikir, kayak aku mau nih jadi istri kedua

Orang orang mungkin akan bingung lulusan S2 kayak aku kenapa suka ama yg ga cocok ini.

Tapi ya dia baik dan diandalkan semua orang di kantor, aku salah satu yang terbantu juga. Dan mungkin karna ga ada yg seusia aku disana rata rata udah pada tua dan nikah, trus aku ga banyak kenalan. Jadilah begitu

Intinya walaupun orangnya gendut, item, tua, anaknya 1 tapi karna aku nyaman ngobrol ama dia, aku jadi suka. Aku ga mikirin yang lain. Tapi paham bener kalo ortu aku pasti ga setuju. Tapi ya ini lah sebenarnya cinta bertepuk sebelah tangan. Aku sendirian yang kagum dan suka. Dan berjalan selama berbulan bulan dan sulit sekali move on nya

Tahun ini pindah kabupaten, jadi ga sekantor ama dia lagi. Tapi aku dipertemukan dengan patah hati kedua ku.

Cowo ini menggantikan ku di tempat yg lama, pegawai baru yg menggantikanku.

Dari dia aku belajar istilah love bombing, situasionship, hts

Well awal awal dia mungkin mengenal aku sebagai sosok yg hebat kali ya tapi semakin mengenal aku dia jadi paham klo aku rapuh

Dia ngedekatin aku, aku merasa nya gitu sih, kita sempet jalan bareng bbq an, malam malam ke expo, trus ke wisata bukit, gandengan tangan, dia bayarin aku

Ah gila sih, aku jujur ga pernah di treat se sweet itu, dia excited cerita ke aku, aku menjadi bodoh, aku menjadi terlalu vulnerable, aku terlalu attach ampe dia risih lalu sekarang kita asing

Latar belakang kita beda, dia dari keluarga ekonomi rendah, dan broken home, cuma dia bisa ngelewatin nya dan itu keren banget

Kalo aku ini mungkin terlihat dari keluarga yang ortu utuh dan ekonomi cukup Alhamdulillah

Dia lebih muda setahun dari aku

Tinggi, ceking dan item

Aku suka dia karna bagaimana dia nge treat aku, dan aku juga nyaman ngobrol ama dia. Setelah beberapa lama kita kenal ternyata dia risih ama aku. Memang sih aku jadi terlalu nyaman dan gampang ngeluh

Sulit sekali hubungan kita ga kemana mana. Aku menyebutnya hts yang berakhir. Ternyata dia cuma penasaran aja. Kita sepertinya sama sama gila menghadapi situasi pekerjaan kita.

Dia dengan mudah melupakanku dan sekarang udah deket ama yang lain

Sedang aku patah hati dan sulit banget move on

Ampe sekarang apalagi aku kesepian banget

Well, begitulah cerita ku menyukai orang tanpa mandang hal lain, selain personality nya. Pokoknya kalo udah suka, udah nyaman enak ngobrolnya, entah bagaimana pun, umur, fisik, ekonomi, pekerjaannya, lulusan apapun, aku tetep suka

Semoga yaallah aku bisa bener bener nikah ama orang yang suka ama aku, bisa nerima aku, yang ketika mengenal aku lebih dalam dia ga kabur. Yang bisa bimbing aku, yang di ridhoi ortu ku, yang realistis.

Aku jujur pengen banget punya temen hidup

Seseorang yang kita bisa saling support dan menemani hari hari sepi ini, yang kalo kita bersama jadi ladang pahala, bertukar pikiran yg kebanyakan orang anggap aku overthinking ini. Yang dengan bersamanya hidup jadi lebih bermakna. Yang bisa handle aku dan semoga aku juga jadi orang yang bisa handle siapapun calon suamiku ini.

Jujur aku bahkan ga tau pada akhirnya aku akan menikah atau tidak

Yap kehidupanku walau aku 26 tahun, dari segi karir, asmara dan keuangan, semua belum jelas dan aku berada di fase yg sangat sulit dan identity crisis bgt

Begitulah kehidupan asmara ku sampe sekarang. Semoga aku segera dipertemukan dengan jodohku. Aamiin

[skitskatdacat63]

Bortoleto choosing number 5 definitelly has something to do with fernando unable to move on from his toxic situasionship with seb

I AGREE!!! I mean consider the fact that Fernando also had the number 5 in 2011/2012?? When Seb beat him??? And then Seb became #5 permanently despite Fernando ALSO being #5 when he himself first became WDC?????? It does in fact drive me crazy that they won their first championships with the same exact number...they were meant to be...

Fernando claiming the number ultimately in some sort of way :) their special, lucky, championship winning number