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raspberry, charcoal, navy, lilac, steel, carmine 💖 (and one more ;p)

colors on why you're following me

Raspberry: I need your help to kill God

Charcoal: you have the best takes

Navy: You are literally so sexy

Lilac: You make my dash better and I cherish you

Steel: You post the most beautiful art/fics/edits

Carmine: I'm on my knee proposing

Sorry, old man, I'm not saying yes to marrying you over a tumblr ask. Thank you tho.

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10 images already in my camera roll to describe me. Tagged by: @directortrench​(<333) Tagging: @honestlyitsjustsam​ @subjectsix​ @sirjohnbrannox​ @hellishgoat​ @flusteredbard​ @lostheavns​ @fukuroladdie​ @hamyheikki​ @boopingthesnoot​ @osnapitsariana​ @draikaesehoch​ @headlesssamurai​ @tafferling​ @tealeave​ and anyone else! <3

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Tagged by: @directortrench PS: mine is better than yours. PS: that’s a joke. PS: yours was really dope tbh. PS: this one is just for making you read more and make you go SIGH.

Tagging: @sirjohnbrannox do it too so you don’t nom ours.

Made a fancy drink with this picrew.

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J’ai vraiment kiffé, adoré & aimé ❤️ grave ces deux magnifiques saisons : «The Young Pope» (Le Jeune Pape) de 2016 & «The New Pope» (Le Nouveau Pape) de 2020 sur CANAL+ créée par Paolo Sorrentino avec ses trois extraordinaires acteurs exceptionnels avec leurs jeux de mots inoubliables et leurs belles longues phrases à n’en plus finir dont le sexy Britannique Jude Law qui joue Lenny Belardo alias le Pape Pie XIII, l’intellectuel Américain John Malkovich qui joue Sir John Brannox alias le Pape Jean-Paul III & le magnifique Italien Silvio Orlando qui joue le faux méchant et vrai gentil Cardinal Angelo Voiello alias le Camerlingue & Cardinal secrétaire d'État...

Ces deux belles séries sont vraiment à tomber par terre, tellement c’est waouh, impressionnant, scotchant, fort, top, rythmant, rock ´n’ roll, pop, techno, cool, sexy, sensuel, sexuel, érotique, désirant, excitant, bandant, troublant, dérangeant, malaisant, dramatique, triste, fascinant, drôle, dansant, magnifique, psychologique, intelligent, sombre, noir mais beau à voir et à revoir encore & encore 😉 ...

En regardant non-stop ces deux séries avec ses 19 épisodes époustouflants, ça me donne envie réellement de croire en Dieu à ma façon spirituellement avec mes questions, mes doutes, mes péchés, mes erreurs, mes défauts et mes qualités sur ma vie privée & professionnelle...

J’ai vraiment kiffé ❤️ grave aussi ses fabuleux génériques cultes du début à la fin avec ses actrices et ses acteurs qui dansent sensuellement à leurs rythmes chacun(e) à son tour sur des belles musiques différentes à chaque épisode WAOUH !!! 😮 ...

C’est du jamais vu dans l’histoire de la télévision 📺 depuis sa naissance...

Vivement la prochaine saison dans trois ans avec une nouvelle belle histoire à raconter sur le nouveau faux méchant & vrai gentil Pape Voiello face au petit Pie avec son tricycle façon «Shining» à la fin ouverte de la deuxième saison 😊 ...

Rodolphe Harris.

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in the shadow of the altars!

Title: In the Shadow of the Altars Fandom: Sherlock Holmes Chapter One Relationship: There are relationships in this but the focus is on Sherlock in it, so not naming them as of yet (until I see what becomes most interesting/prominent). Summary: SHCO AU where after the game's resolution, the plot of "In the Shadow of the Altars" takes place (sort of...kind of...there are alterations to the actual plot). Comment: I am still early in this concept but I do have the whole outline of it done... for the non-Lithuanians, "In the Shadow of the Altars"* is a three-part novel (pretty lengthy one, too) telling a tale of a priest and his path to renouncing priesthood. That's the shortest way I can describe it. It's a romance novel, from one perspective, and a somewhat psychological in another. I still gotta write more of this AU, provided I will ever actually finish this... but I've been distracted lately, whoops. I don't foresee myself having well over 1k pages of this like the actual novel... but one can dream, right? Well, the fic itself-- as I said-- has a whole outline ready...paired with some interesting alterations to the actual plot of the book-- or well, I hope they are.

*("Altorių šešėly" actually, seeing as the book has no official translation I know of)

Excerpt:

Mycroft Holmes was aware his brother was rather…fragile. Whether he wanted to admit it or not, he was after all—his mother’s son. That came with quite some pre-determined variables. Even now, as ‘Jon’ was gone, Sherlock still seemed uneasy. Most likely, he was not at all coping well with this. His imaginary friend had assisted him all through life till very recently, so when Sherlock came back to London and a week after announced his latest decision of what he was going to do—Mycroft was more than slightly perturbed, to say the least. The anxiety and worry from one sentence alone was more than he could have expected—it simply made no sense.

“But Sherlock! You aren’t exactly the most devout person… so why?” Usually, Mycroft could read clues and come to his own conclusion, deduce the reasoning behind a choice. But Sherlock announcing he wanted to become a priest, let alone a catholic one in England... It simply seemed like such an odd decision to what had happened in Cordona. It didn’t add up no matter which angle Mycroft looked at it. Unless… “Is this because I didn’t permit you to be arrested?” Eventually, Mycroft spoke up again as an uneasy silence settled atop of them. He barely had managed to talk his brother out of turning himself into the police, over something so unreasonable, too. For Sherlock, this just had to be another way to punish himself after what had happened.

“I’m sure I can only learn to become more devout as time goes by!” Sherlock said, sounding exhausted more so than sure of himself. “Either way, I’ll be leaving in a couple days.” His eyes managed to seem almost dead… what was happening here? Sherlock glared up at the man sitting across from him, furious enough to confirm this is exactly what this was about. Mycroft nodded, unsure how saving his brother had become such a problem in both their lives, a separating conflict as it was.

If only Sherlock managed to realize he did it all for him. He wanted to provide stability and security, to work side by side instead of against each other. By the end of the day, however, it seems his brother will never forgive him.

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24. — moon

ONE WORD WRITING PROMPTS 

24 - Moon (Malloraird)

"And when did you get a telescope?" Mallory tries to feign a casual conversation, but it's difficult. There's still a lot of awkwardness between him and his new 'boss.'

The first time he was invited to the Naird residence and it already feels...incredibly annoying. They have no common ground, it seems. Oh well, at least there's an effort to seem civil.

"Just... thought it might come in handy." Mark shrugs, pouring the liquor into the two glasses on the porch table. Generously, too, which Adrian appreciates. Maybe this wouldn't go so badly-- even if they'd have to get ''shit faced'' or whatnot.

As the general prepares the drinks, Adrian chances a look through the telescope. It still never wears down, the magnificence of space. It's... vast, full of the unknown-- hell, it's full of wonder.

"She's beautiful, isn't it?" Mark suddenly says at his side, and Adrian's puzzlement is clear, still, silly as it may be he makes a 'huh' sound at it. Mark grins and continues. "The moon."

"Well, I wouldn't call it she, but yes." Mallory nods, glancing back at the stars, now without the device.

Okay, so maybe they did have some common ground.

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your type: weirdos, himbos, old men

✅️❌️✅️

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your main blorbos would be trench, scratch & alan, x… among others that i can’t think of right now, i’m sure! (can i say slater or are we just talking fictional favs?)

Correct. I don't shut up about those four.

And I don't think Slater counts as a blorbo (even if he's also among those I don't shut up about) because he's a human being that exists in this current time. But in spirit, most of his characters do count!

Thank you for the ask!

|| Blorbo guessing game ||

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in anticipation of space force returning… your opinion on malloraird? :D

(Brutally) Honest Ship ask!

See, I don't know what to say.

I ship it, yeah. But it's fairly ok, maybe too bland. It's fun, has the potential to be cute, and even is in canon occasionally. But aside from it being possibly accidentally hinted at/maybe even baited... what does it have going for it? Fun dynamic, sure, but it doesn't have the tropes I like. No background holding these two together, or what... and in the end, even if it became canon-- it wouldn't hold up because Mark's still married to Maggie, open relationship or not. I don't really hold out hope it ever being canon, but I like thinking of it possibly being canon... Even if it was, though, it'd be a relationship that would have to end on amicable terms eventually, because when they're done with their job-- they're moving on. Adrian wouldn't hold down Mark, even if he tried, and it's ultimately unfair to him.

It's a fairly fun ship to explore, but I don't think it'd work-- starting with how different their world views are and continuing on from there. At least realistically speaking. But on the other hand, they've got banter and clearly like each other to some degree.

But aside from that, ignoring all the reasons why it would not be a relationship that would work out, I still like it and ship it --- so what do I know.

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*waves* :D

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Headcanon request: What does Trench enjoy doing in his leisure time? What about Darling?

They don’t have a lot of leisure time, truthfully. They work a lot, but when they don’t it’s mainly them trying to rest as much as they can (that is, sleep as much as they can). But, aside from that I sure they have some minimal free time? Maybe?

I think as far as Trench goes, he doesn’t really have anything of a hobby, because the Bureau is/was his life now/then. Anything before that he might have done ended when his daughter died followed by his wife leaving him. So, he tries not to jog those memories too often. There might be a few books here and there on those certain nights he really can’t fall asleep on... but aside from that, nothing. He only works, practically. 

Darling, whenever he would get a free moment, which would most likely be rare-- probably does something related to music. Or so I think. Whether it be collecting vinyl records (going to record shops and browsing or doing so online to hunt down some specific one he needs for his collection), or reading up articles about his favorite artist. I funnily don’t think he is capable of playing an instrument to save his life.... But I think the extremely rare moments he does have free time, he just goes about something that doesn’t require far too much energy. Like lying on his bed with his earphones on, listening to Prince. I guess. 

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🍓

You've got exceptionally good taste in things (even if some of your interest get you to watch garbage for them). You have a lovely writing style. And I really like how nice and patient you are to me. You go, Arc, you go.

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♫ for Trench, please!

send me a ♫ and a character and I’ll give you 5-10 songs that I think they’d listen to

Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) by Kenny Rogers & The First Edition

The Chain by Fleetwood Mac

The End by The Doors

House Of The Rising Sun by The Animals

Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears for Fears

Burnin' For You by Blue Oyster Cult

Stranger In Town by Toto

Out of Time by The Rolling Stones

Sinister Purpose by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Sinful Love by  Blue Oyster Cult

I used the fact that McCaffrey said he’d listen to “The End” by The Doors as a reference, which is also why I included it. 

Thank you for sending these in!

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🔮🛎🦩

Control themed ask

Thanks, bud.

🔮 - Do you believe in the paranatural/supernatural IRL?

Nope, not even remotely-- sorry.

🛎️ - Do you have a favorite “liminal space” IRL?

Y'all ever been to the cinema where you and your friend are the only people in the entire theater cuz nobody cared for the movie and the cinema is unpopular due to its location? I mean, I don't know if it counts but I love it.

🦩 - What OOP do you wish you could bind to IRL?

Hotline <3

Just imagine how nice it'd be to call up the paranatural entities...piss off Trench.

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( 001. the young pope/the new pope || 002. lenny/brannox || 003. sir john brannox ) && ( 001. space force || 002. malloraird || 003. dr adrian mallory ) && ( 004. the new pope/space force )

just for the heck of it, and because i’m greedy ☺️

fandom ask

man wth that's a lot... 😂😂😂

Okay, off we go~

001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my: + The Young Pope/The New Pope

Favorite character:

Sir John Brannox, because I love the emo pope. He's got so many issues, and he's lovable for it.

Least Favorite character:

Um... I guess I don't know. I don't want to offend anyone.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

I only have 2-- Sofia Dubois/Sir John Brannox and Lenny Belardo/Sir John Brannox. Judge me if you must *shrugs*

Character I find most attractive:

Lenny and Brannox gotta fight over that one. I like how both of them look.

Character I would marry:

My hand in marriage is saved for Trench, exclusively, and he's not even a character in the show. Sorry. 🤠

Character I would be best friends with:

Gutiérrez but that's cuz he's a nice man and stuff. The dude would be swept away by me doing bs and just end up enduring it, not because he likes me. Let's be real. Nobody in the show would like me enough to befriend me! Unless I somehow weasel my way to Brannox, and we bond over being sad bastards but I don't think I have the energy to deal with his moping...

a random thought:

I feel like Adam's grave fucked up the timeline, nothing adds up. I'm sorry, but how old is Brannox supposed to be?? I am confused.

An unpopular opinion:

I don't obsess with some characters the rest of the fandom seems to, so I guess that's my unpopular opinion.

my canon OTP:

Sofia Dubois/Sir John Brannox

Non-canon OTP:

Lenny Belardo/Sir John Brannox, because imagine how fun that'd be!

most badass character:

Fck, I feel it's Lenny in The Young Pope. He's just out there destroying things.

pairing I am not a fan of:

I don't desire to put a bullseye on my back.

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Hmm, I feel like Adam is an easy pick cuz for real, they did fuck up the timeline with him.

favourite friendship:

Lenny and Gutiérrez

character I want to adopt or be adopted by:

Nobody!! AH, that would screw me up big time.

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you: + Lenny/Brannox

when of if I started shipping it.

Like love at first sight, I fell for that shit since I saw them doing the world's most awkward prom picture. I mean, look at it:

And then I was pissed off... I watched the whole season and while I enjoyed it, I didn't get nearly enough interactions! But what I got, I treasure... Even if it probably tricks you into thinking this ship's dynamic is different than what I actually headcanon for them.

my thoughts:

Lenny would fuck up Brannox so badly. Then probably feel guilty about it to some extent, and try to do something about his incredibly low self-esteem. :) This is the only sfw thought I have.

What makes me happy about them:

:)) wouldn't you like to know.

I love, love, love the energy they would have, ok!? Imagine, the constant contrast of Lenny and Brannox! Just...imagine.

What makes me sad about them:

Lenny's dead. :((

Also, Brannox has no self-esteem. :(

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

IF there was fanfic of them, which there is none of, I checked-- I would be annoyed if somebody thought Brannox had any power to hold over Lenny. Also, IF there was fanfic, I would not hesitate to read it even if it was garbage, but there's none.

things I look for in fanfic:

Actually existing fanfic. There's none. I gotta write that shit myself, and I'm trying, but it's hard!

My kinks:

:)) I can't. I'll get shadowbanned. Lenny fucks him up, let's just say.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

Sofia with Brannox, death with Lenny, I guess?? I'm quite happy how the show ended, but I've never been one to want my ships to be canon, most of the time.

My happily ever after for them:

They quit the clergy, I guess, and Lenny lives with Brannox in the estate and they slip into an awkward but working relationship? Brannox gets over his problems and so does Lenny.

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you + Sir John Brannox.

How I feel about this character:

I feel I got into it before, but I love him.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

Ah, this is a repeat. Sofia and Lenny, both in their own verses, never together at the same time.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

....Happiness/Brannox.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

Not in the mood to put a bullseye on myself~

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

We got to see him interact more with ghost!Lenny. Like the scene at Adam's grave, just replay it 100x more.

my het ship:

Sofia and him.

my fem/slash ship:

Lenny and him.

my OTP:

Lenny/Brannox. But that might be cuz I love suffering and pissing people off.

my OT3:

None~

my cross over ship:

None???

my kink:

He has a praise kink.Probably cries during it, too.

a head cannon fact:

*gently puts a hand on Brannox's head* This bastard can fit so many obsessive thoughts in himself!

Also, sorry tumblr user sirjohnbrannox, I am stealing all your headcanons about him.

His parents probably mainly hated him cuz he was a non-straight punk, then started drugs to deal with his problems, and genuinely I feel like he's a little bit...how do I put this, not stable cuz of that. Adam was a perfect son, John meanwhile ended up traumatized and soft and scared. He has no self-esteem cuz his parents fucking sucked and played favorites!! And also probably blamed him for Adam’s death, I guess.  Fuck Brannox's parents!! I don't want to see them!!

my gender bend:

I don't have one, cuz I don't like them~

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001 | Send me a fandom and I will tell you my: + Space Force

Favorite character:

Dr. Adrian Mallory, duh.

Least Favorite character:

RIP in PEPPERONI, KICK !! I HOPE YOU DIE.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon):

I literally only have one ship, Adrian/Mark.

Character I find most attractive:

In this episode of Dickie sets up ridiculous fights: Adrian Mallory vs Mark Naird. For whoever of the two, I actually find most attractive. Because I don't know, but boys are good.

Character I would marry:

HHHHH no

Character I would be best friends with:

Adrian, but only because we're both could be judgemental af... together!

a random thought:

Man, I hope they didn't make Malk shave for season 2. I'd hate that.

An unpopular opinion:

I don't care that much for Fuck Tony, I'm sorry. He's fine, I just-- don't really see the appeal of him. Maybe, just maybe, I'm too much into old men.

my canon OTP:

I...no? IDK!? Ali/Chan is cute, I guess and they're canon.

Non-canon OTP:

Adrian/Mark, which probably will never be actually canon and we'll keep getting ship baited.RIP. Good that I don't care about my ships being canon all that much.

most badass character:

???? IN SPACE FORCE????

pairing I am not a fan of:

I do not care for Ch*ntony. RIP. Not a NOTP but I just don't see it.

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another):

Erin Naird. I understand where's she's coming from, but my god.... they really wrote it poorly.

favourite friendship:

Mark and Adrian in the canon lense I guess.

character I want to adopt or be adopted by:

Nope.

002 | send me a ship and I will tell you: + Malloraird

when of if I started shipping it.

When tumblr user sirjohnbrannox didn't shut up about it.

my thoughts:

It's cute, but my kinky hands will continue rubbing off on it.

What makes me happy about them:

Adrian being head over heels for a dense fool.

What makes me sad about them:

Nothing, cuz there's nothing sad in the show? Or at least nothing I am emotionally invested into enough to actually be upset about?

things done in fanfic that annoys me:

Y'all really think Adrian is vanilla? Y'all really think Adrian is anything but a brat?

things I look for in fanfic:

I am interested in a plot, that has a build-up for these two. So...my fic, In Need, which I am still working on. Cuz I literally stopped after my life fell apart and I couldn't handle the daunting comments. Anyways as I was saying. In Need-- except make it good.

My kinks:

:)) I don't want to get shadowbanned but Adrian is not vanilla, let's just say.

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other:

Just keep Mark with his wife, I don't care. Adrian, anyone but Jerome. It was painful to witness Jerome. I'm sorry, but how do you write Adrian-- a fairly not too stereotypical gay man? And then write him to be with somebody like Jerome, which just comes off as "oh shit we need a character for this and we didn't establish anyone!"

Also-- Jerome/Adrian is, unfortunately, canon-- why does the wiki make it creepy and one-sided?!!?

My happily ever after for them:

Maggie gets out of prison, runs off with her guard lover (which I'm actually fairly certain will happen), and Mark slowly enters a relationship with Adrian which actually results in both of them widening their views on things and getting along.

003 | Give me a character & I will tell you + Dr Adrian Mallory

How I feel about this character:

He's pretty cool. Fun.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

I literally only ship him with Mark, cuz Jerome gives me the worst vibes that make me actively partake in Jerome erasure.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

404 BrOTP not found.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

The man's a brat.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I wish he would have sung that song about Mark, and it would have actually been one side and nobody would have figured it out (so no photo kissing at the end) lmao cuz that'd -- now that'd be cursed and fun. >:3c

my het ship:

He's canonically gay so none. Unless season 2 decides to make him bisexual, this will continue.

my fem/slash ship:

Him with Mark.

my OTP:

Him and Mark. God, doing these memes is getting repetitve.

my OT3:

None.

my cross over ship:

Lmao none. I mean, c'mon I don't even like crossovers 99% of the time.

my kink:

:DD are you trying to get me shadowbanned, bud.

a head cannon fact:

I have none that I can share here, or at least none springing to mind... but can we all agree that people saying Adrian is a spy or he has intentions for Space Force's downfall, is so funny, because it's literally not that deep. He's just gay and in love with Mark, how much do the r*dditors gotta overthink the damn show? It's not even that good to overthink!

my gender bend:

NO, I don't like them.

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004 | send me 2 fandoms and I will give yo my crossover OTP + The New Pope/Space Force

None of these, I am not answering this, cuz this is the worst crossover ever conceived by man and I don't even like crossovers enough to begin with and my laptop is dying from heat--

....;

no? ok.

Imagine poor ol' Brannox meeting Adrian. Goodbye.

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🌠 please! :D

mutuals, send a 🌠 for three things I associate with you.

The reply you want: pain, suffering, and guilt. 

The reply you’re getting: Fountain Pens, piano music, and classy male fashion.