#sirjohnbrannox

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raspberry, charcoal, navy, lilac, steel, carmine 💖 (and one more ;p)

colors on why you're following me

Raspberry: I need your help to kill God

Charcoal: you have the best takes

Navy: You are literally so sexy

Lilac: You make my dash better and I cherish you

Steel: You post the most beautiful art/fics/edits

Carmine: I'm on my knee proposing

Sorry, old man, I'm not saying yes to marrying you over a tumblr ask. Thank you tho.

[eldritchdog]

Tagged by: @directortrench PS: mine is better than yours. PS: that’s a joke. PS: yours was really dope tbh. PS: this one is just for making you read more and make you go SIGH.

Tagging: @sirjohnbrannox do it too so you don’t nom ours.

Made a fancy drink with this picrew.

[rodolphe-harris-acteur-1970]

J’ai vraiment kiffé, adoré & aimé ❤️ grave ces deux magnifiques saisons : «The Young Pope» (Le Jeune Pape) de 2016 & «The New Pope» (Le Nouveau Pape) de 2020 sur CANAL+ créée par Paolo Sorrentino avec ses trois extraordinaires acteurs exceptionnels avec leurs jeux de mots inoubliables et leurs belles longues phrases à n’en plus finir dont le sexy Britannique Jude Law qui joue Lenny Belardo alias le Pape Pie XIII, l’intellectuel Américain John Malkovich qui joue Sir John Brannox alias le Pape Jean-Paul III & le magnifique Italien Silvio Orlando qui joue le faux méchant et vrai gentil Cardinal Angelo Voiello alias le Camerlingue & Cardinal secrétaire d'État...

Ces deux belles séries sont vraiment à tomber par terre, tellement c’est waouh, impressionnant, scotchant, fort, top, rythmant, rock ´n’ roll, pop, techno, cool, sexy, sensuel, sexuel, érotique, désirant, excitant, bandant, troublant, dérangeant, malaisant, dramatique, triste, fascinant, drôle, dansant, magnifique, psychologique, intelligent, sombre, noir mais beau à voir et à revoir encore & encore 😉 ...

En regardant non-stop ces deux séries avec ses 19 épisodes époustouflants, ça me donne envie réellement de croire en Dieu à ma façon spirituellement avec mes questions, mes doutes, mes péchés, mes erreurs, mes défauts et mes qualités sur ma vie privée & professionnelle...

J’ai vraiment kiffé ❤️ grave aussi ses fabuleux génériques cultes du début à la fin avec ses actrices et ses acteurs qui dansent sensuellement à leurs rythmes chacun(e) à son tour sur des belles musiques différentes à chaque épisode WAOUH !!! 😮 ...

C’est du jamais vu dans l’histoire de la télévision 📺 depuis sa naissance...

Vivement la prochaine saison dans trois ans avec une nouvelle belle histoire à raconter sur le nouveau faux méchant & vrai gentil Pape Voiello face au petit Pie avec son tricycle façon «Shining» à la fin ouverte de la deuxième saison 😊 ...

Rodolphe Harris.

#TheYoungPope #LeJeunePape #Année2016 #TheNewPope #LeNouveauPape #Année2020 #PaoloSorrentino #CanalPlus #JudeLaw #LennyBelardo #PapePieXIII #JohnMalkovich #SirJohnBrannox #PapeJeanPaulIII #SilvioOrlando #FauxMéchantVraiGentil #CardinalAngeloVoiello #Camerlingue #CardinalsecrétairedÉtat #waouh #impressionnant #scotchant #top #rythmant #pop #cool #sexy #sensuel #RodolpheHarrisComédienActeurProfessionnel #RodolpheBoucherComédienActeurProfessionnel

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24. — moon

ONE WORD WRITING PROMPTS 

24 - Moon (Malloraird)

"And when did you get a telescope?" Mallory tries to feign a casual conversation, but it's difficult. There's still a lot of awkwardness between him and his new 'boss.'

The first time he was invited to the Naird residence and it already feels...incredibly annoying. They have no common ground, it seems. Oh well, at least there's an effort to seem civil.

"Just... thought it might come in handy." Mark shrugs, pouring the liquor into the two glasses on the porch table. Generously, too, which Adrian appreciates. Maybe this wouldn't go so badly-- even if they'd have to get ''shit faced'' or whatnot.

As the general prepares the drinks, Adrian chances a look through the telescope. It still never wears down, the magnificence of space. It's... vast, full of the unknown-- hell, it's full of wonder.

"She's beautiful, isn't it?" Mark suddenly says at his side, and Adrian's puzzlement is clear, still, silly as it may be he makes a 'huh' sound at it. Mark grins and continues. "The moon."

"Well, I wouldn't call it she, but yes." Mallory nods, glancing back at the stars, now without the device.

Okay, so maybe they did have some common ground.

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in the shadow of the altars!

Title: In the Shadow of the Altars Fandom: Sherlock Holmes Chapter One Relationship: There are relationships in this but the focus is on Sherlock in it, so not naming them as of yet (until I see what becomes most interesting/prominent). Summary: SHCO AU where after the game's resolution, the plot of "In the Shadow of the Altars" takes place (sort of...kind of...there are alterations to the actual plot). Comment: I am still early in this concept but I do have the whole outline of it done... for the non-Lithuanians, "In the Shadow of the Altars"* is a three-part novel (pretty lengthy one, too) telling a tale of a priest and his path to renouncing priesthood. That's the shortest way I can describe it. It's a romance novel, from one perspective, and a somewhat psychological in another. I still gotta write more of this AU, provided I will ever actually finish this... but I've been distracted lately, whoops. I don't foresee myself having well over 1k pages of this like the actual novel... but one can dream, right? Well, the fic itself-- as I said-- has a whole outline ready...paired with some interesting alterations to the actual plot of the book-- or well, I hope they are.

*("Altorių šešėly" actually, seeing as the book has no official translation I know of)

Excerpt:

Mycroft Holmes was aware his brother was rather…fragile. Whether he wanted to admit it or not, he was after all—his mother’s son. That came with quite some pre-determined variables. Even now, as ‘Jon’ was gone, Sherlock still seemed uneasy. Most likely, he was not at all coping well with this. His imaginary friend had assisted him all through life till very recently, so when Sherlock came back to London and a week after announced his latest decision of what he was going to do—Mycroft was more than slightly perturbed, to say the least. The anxiety and worry from one sentence alone was more than he could have expected—it simply made no sense.

“But Sherlock! You aren’t exactly the most devout person… so why?” Usually, Mycroft could read clues and come to his own conclusion, deduce the reasoning behind a choice. But Sherlock announcing he wanted to become a priest, let alone a catholic one in England... It simply seemed like such an odd decision to what had happened in Cordona. It didn’t add up no matter which angle Mycroft looked at it. Unless… “Is this because I didn’t permit you to be arrested?” Eventually, Mycroft spoke up again as an uneasy silence settled atop of them. He barely had managed to talk his brother out of turning himself into the police, over something so unreasonable, too. For Sherlock, this just had to be another way to punish himself after what had happened.

“I’m sure I can only learn to become more devout as time goes by!” Sherlock said, sounding exhausted more so than sure of himself. “Either way, I’ll be leaving in a couple days.” His eyes managed to seem almost dead… what was happening here? Sherlock glared up at the man sitting across from him, furious enough to confirm this is exactly what this was about. Mycroft nodded, unsure how saving his brother had become such a problem in both their lives, a separating conflict as it was.

If only Sherlock managed to realize he did it all for him. He wanted to provide stability and security, to work side by side instead of against each other. By the end of the day, however, it seems his brother will never forgive him.

[deerfests]

your type: weirdos, himbos, old men

✅️❌️✅️

[deerfests]

your main blorbos would be trench, scratch & alan, x… among others that i can’t think of right now, i’m sure! (can i say slater or are we just talking fictional favs?)

Correct. I don't shut up about those four.

And I don't think Slater counts as a blorbo (even if he's also among those I don't shut up about) because he's a human being that exists in this current time. But in spirit, most of his characters do count!

Thank you for the ask!

|| Blorbo guessing game ||

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in anticipation of space force returning… your opinion on malloraird? :D

(Brutally) Honest Ship ask!

See, I don't know what to say.

I ship it, yeah. But it's fairly ok, maybe too bland. It's fun, has the potential to be cute, and even is in canon occasionally. But aside from it being possibly accidentally hinted at/maybe even baited... what does it have going for it? Fun dynamic, sure, but it doesn't have the tropes I like. No background holding these two together, or what... and in the end, even if it became canon-- it wouldn't hold up because Mark's still married to Maggie, open relationship or not. I don't really hold out hope it ever being canon, but I like thinking of it possibly being canon... Even if it was, though, it'd be a relationship that would have to end on amicable terms eventually, because when they're done with their job-- they're moving on. Adrian wouldn't hold down Mark, even if he tried, and it's ultimately unfair to him.

It's a fairly fun ship to explore, but I don't think it'd work-- starting with how different their world views are and continuing on from there. At least realistically speaking. But on the other hand, they've got banter and clearly like each other to some degree.

But aside from that, ignoring all the reasons why it would not be a relationship that would work out, I still like it and ship it --- so what do I know.

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*waves* :D

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Headcanon request: What does Trench enjoy doing in his leisure time? What about Darling?

They don’t have a lot of leisure time, truthfully. They work a lot, but when they don’t it’s mainly them trying to rest as much as they can (that is, sleep as much as they can). But, aside from that I sure they have some minimal free time? Maybe?

I think as far as Trench goes, he doesn’t really have anything of a hobby, because the Bureau is/was his life now/then. Anything before that he might have done ended when his daughter died followed by his wife leaving him. So, he tries not to jog those memories too often. There might be a few books here and there on those certain nights he really can’t fall asleep on... but aside from that, nothing. He only works, practically. 

Darling, whenever he would get a free moment, which would most likely be rare-- probably does something related to music. Or so I think. Whether it be collecting vinyl records (going to record shops and browsing or doing so online to hunt down some specific one he needs for his collection), or reading up articles about his favorite artist. I funnily don’t think he is capable of playing an instrument to save his life.... But I think the extremely rare moments he does have free time, he just goes about something that doesn’t require far too much energy. Like lying on his bed with his earphones on, listening to Prince. I guess. 

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🍓

You've got exceptionally good taste in things (even if some of your interest get you to watch garbage for them). You have a lovely writing style. And I really like how nice and patient you are to me. You go, Arc, you go.

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🔮🛎🦩

Control themed ask

Thanks, bud.

🔮 - Do you believe in the paranatural/supernatural IRL?

Nope, not even remotely-- sorry.

🛎️ - Do you have a favorite “liminal space” IRL?

Y'all ever been to the cinema where you and your friend are the only people in the entire theater cuz nobody cared for the movie and the cinema is unpopular due to its location? I mean, I don't know if it counts but I love it.

🦩 - What OOP do you wish you could bind to IRL?

Hotline <3

Just imagine how nice it'd be to call up the paranatural entities...piss off Trench.

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otp ask meme: malloraird & darling trench!

small otp ask meme

Thank you!

malloraird 

Which one sexts like a straight white boy? 

Don’t think they’d sext, but it’d probably be Mark if they did. You know why.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Mark, but he tries to hide it. Plays it off, but he can’t help it. The childlike innocence gets to him (this is coming from sb who is not a Disney fan tho)

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

...Adrian. He knows better but he’s tired, okay? And it only happened once!

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Umm...Mark! He thought it’d be cute, but Adrian (despite knowing who it was) intentionally made all the wrong guesses just to piss off his General.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Adrian’s a little shit sometimes, okay. He’s a total brat.

Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

Both. They were tired and it was a good way to disconnect and relax without thoughts. Space is hard, you know.

Who laughs more during sex?

Mark, he just feels giddy.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Yo, sorry, but it’s Adrian. Mark needs to be held, too, but Adrian is like...so the little spoon, despite his slight height advantage over Mark (so slight tbh you don’t even notice it at first glance).

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Darling/Trench (forewarning, this one is super samey.)

Which one sexts like a straight white boy?

Darling. He’s a mess!! Dude thinks he’s being smooth. Is not.

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie?

Darling. Trench rejected to watch it with him. Casper totally lost it though, cuz wholesome...

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave?

Darling. He spaces out when not at work, bad things happen.

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing?

Darling tried to do it once, almost got decked by Trench.

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner?

Darling. Thinks it’s funny, gets death threats from Trench for it, tho.

Who had that embarrassing Reality TV marathon?

Darling. Trench barely watches TV and when he does, he really just spaces out. So he probably watched some of it with Darling.

Who laughs more during sex?

Darling, cuz he can’t believe this is happening. Dude thinks he’s lucky... Well, whatever. Let him have fun while it lasts.

WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON?

Haha...it’s Darling. He’s um... how do I put this-- he’s insistent on it. Trench doesn’t care. 

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🌠 please! :D

mutuals, send a 🌠 for three things I associate with you.

The reply you want: pain, suffering, and guilt. 

The reply you’re getting: Fountain Pens, piano music, and classy male fashion.

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a himbo meets his evil doppelganger. they get it on, violently. then they angst about it.

what would I write

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fanfic wip guessing game: “pain”

WIP guessing game

...

“You do realize Dr. Darling is a gigantic pain in the ass, right? He might be rising to the top, but he’s the biggest asshole I’ve ever met.” Helen mutters, expecting a reaction from the agent. - [Abolition, a Trench and Darling fic, the events of my other fic (Sordid) from Trech’s perspective]

...

The first days spent yelling and trying to move towards the door, kicking it then and succeeding in nothing in the end, all he did with that was losing his voice, to the point of it being painful. - [Villainous Thing (working title), an Alan Wake whump fic]

...

No blood, fortunately, but it was hard enough impact for Maxwell to pull back his hand and squirm in pain. - [Cuffed to a Freak, a crackship fic]