#sirius casually threating his chickens life-

[siriusthenurseryattendant]

[Sirius hummed contently, slightly tilting his head at the oddly specific yet not specific title he was given.]

[He slinked off toward the sound, crouching down so he could crawl, which he much preferred over walking, on his padded fingertips and feet. His tail flicking side to side to provide light when needed.]

“Taquitoooo~ I’ll make you into a little bite-sized rotisserie chicken if you’ve broken something important~”

[He whispered under his breath while peeking under a larger piece of furniture.]

“Uhh… the side of the road?…”

[He said, shaking his head to process the new person.]

“Uh- I don’t know what to do with him now! I just.. spontaneously adopted him and I’m uncertain how to take care of him…”

[He holds the rooster in his hands, it fits perfectly in the palm on one of them, yet he uses both of hold, and nearly smother, it gently.]

“I was hoping you’d.. be able to help? Somehow?.. and uh- sorry for the.. less than ideal meeting! I’m Sirius, Sirius Star! I’m… something to Static, but that’s still to be established!”

[He said cheerily, giving a small bow as he didn’t really want to let go of his newly found pet.]

"yeah, ah- i- can try to help out-? I don't know too much about these types of animals- but I can always learn-?"

"nice to meet you, Sirius. Glad you pass the Static spontaneous-ness check-"