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I love this character way more than I should. It's so bad. I got it so bad for him.
#also notice the last gif#sir sir don't do that#please don't do that#oh my gosh#😳😳😳#i love him your honor#and i can fix him#i know i can#john geiger#speed 2#willem dafoe
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Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.
#I’m a gaslighter I know. I’m trying to change my deceiving ways#I love how actors stay in mind of their characters and he’s like ‘with my boyfriend’ sir stop PLAYING MIND GAMES with me ughh#hugh jackman#he did it audience dude and HE’LL do it again#deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett#wolverine#xmen#poolverine#deadclaws#Interviewers is just like me hmm hmm#Fanboy: Don't do it Wolverine!#WOLVERINE: YES
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I was walking out of court yesterday and the deputy working the security desk goes 'stay safe out there!" And I go, yeah the sidewalks are pretty slippery. He responds, "hey, do you carry?' and I said no, because we're very much not allowed to bring guns to court. And he goes, "You want some mace? or a knife? we got extras"
so now I have some random mace and a knife.
Just in case.
#i see this guy almost every day I'm not out here taking random weapons from cops#also i have. so many knives.#and like. i do own a gun. i don't take it to work because that's illegal sir
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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Sir Pentious has my whole heart and he deserves nothing but good things for the rest of his (2nd) afterlife
#i love him so much you don't understand I KNEW MY BOY GOT IT IN HIM#Literally had to stop doing my finals just to draw him#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#fanart#digital art#my art
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HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!
#tiger tiger#ludovica bonnaire#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#This comic has been on my radar for *years* and I only recently - finally - sat down to read it. And by god is it amazing.#I don't want to spoil anything! But if you like amazing art and character writing *and* high seas adventure? READ TIGER TIGER.#If you asked my who my favourite character is I could not tell you. I truly like them all!!!#I even like the sleezeball who has less charm than a dead rat. He's *my* darling little rat man. With every disease.#A special shout out to my lad (he is the lad of all time) Jamis Arlesi.#Who - upon walking into frame makes me go 'Sir! Is your bosom too heavy? Do you need a new bra? My hands are free on Thursdays!'#And Ludo! My lass! I love her dearly! Every page made me more fond of her.#Book smart and uses it in very good ways! Naive enough to think it is all she needs! Learns a lot and stays kind through the horrors!#I could go on and on but...you...the person reading this...you *are* going to read it - aren't you?#So I'd hate to spoil you any more! Go read Tiger Tiger! Do it! For the sea sponges!#Rumour has it they are also freshly divorced. It was messy. Sea sponge needs a distraction. That could be you. Distracting that sponge.#You wont know until you click that link and start reading!
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what's with squid game and toxic/doomed yaoi and doomed yuri?
#hwang dong hyuk look into my eyes. hey. HEY. look at me. you're looking? LOOK AT ME.#DO NOT KILL HYUN-JU OFF.#DON'T DO IT. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. DON'T DO THIS TO ME. PLEASE.#this is the only season in which more players than one can win. please GOD please PLEASE PLEASE just LET HER LIVE.#PLEASE.#MR SQUID GAME SIR. PLEASE. PLEASE LET HER LIVE.#anyways guys what do we think of this seasons doomed yuri and yaoi#i love them personally. as an aromantic person i dont see the appeal for many s1 ships but oh s2 really said “look closer” huh#absolute cinema#squid game#seong gi hun#hwang in ho#cho sang woo#kang sae byeok#ji yeong#cho hyunju#kim youngmi#hyunju x youngmi#saebyeok x jiyeong#gihun x sangwoo#gihun x inho#player 456#player 218#player 001#player 067#player 240#player 120#player 095
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"Do you want to go on a date?"
"Did you seriously let yourself be captured just to ask me out, Dragon?"
"Yes?"
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I'm sleepy and didn't know what to draw. Browsing through my reference folder led to this. >w<
I assume that Dragon would maaaaaaybe be a bit more careful considering he's probably already a wanted criminal by this point. But he is Luffy's dad, so maybe not.
Not that I know what "this point" is. My doodles are random and don't follow any consistent timeline. The only thing I seem to stick to is no hook = pre separation, hook = post separation. *lol*
#One Piece#Monkey D. Dragon#Sir Crocodile#Dragodile#doodle#I don't know what I'm doing#:3#One Piece Fanart
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Unspecified Mafia AU with crocmishanks
#my art#one piece#crocmishanks#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#akagami no shanks#I was tired and didn't do a background for this so they're standing in the void#deal with it#or don't
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excellent: the clones/guard slowly putting together evidence to find the sith hidden in the senate, allowing for tension and other storylines to run parallel to their search
infinitely funnier: when you're looking for something, you see it everywhere.
mas amedda? asshole. totally a sith.
orn free taa? could be a sith, certainly has the lack of morals for it.
senator amidala? probably not. but skywalker could DEF be a sith, so maybe sith-sympathetic?
that aide on the senate floor that always burns the caf? ABSOLUTELY a sith.
chancellor palpatine? 100% a sith, no question no notes.
palpatine starts getting paranoid that someone's found out what he is but it's just the guard and the other poor bastards working at the senate talking shit about their bosses
#tcw#coruscant guard#more trope inversion shenanigans#as always idea free for use under the#someone else should write that#tag#don't @me about funnier i am committed to this bit#'do you think any of your bosses could be a sith?'#'sir it would be quicker to narrow down which of our bosses COULDN'T be sith'#'and even then there's room for doubt'
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One Piece Academy Chapter 52: Disaster on the Mystery Mountain (Pt.2) Translation
PART 1 | Index
next on January 10th!
#gakuen law is collecting furry animals like pokémon#year ends with canon law (still) under the ocean and gakuen law rolling off a mountain#amazing. law doing law things#I'll go back and typeset the part 1 of this chapter too. we don't get law contents as often#one piece academy#one piece gakuen#trafalgar law#trafalgar d. water law#sir crocodile#one piece crocodile#boa hancock#one piece brook#one piece Usopp#one piece buggy#rob lucci#monkey d. luffy
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I'm also still laughing that he really showed up, introduced himself as an Archivist of the Cobalt Soul, and then insinuated that they were going to go extrajudicially hunt down, capture, and "interrogate" a Cerberus Assembly Archmage. Sir, archivists do not do that kind of thing, least of all on their own, LEAST OF ALL with a bunch of random hooligans they were just sent to collect for an unrelated excursion. Quite honestly, that was the thing I kept going back to in evidence of, there is absolutely no way this is a legit archivist.
#sir you kNOW how the cobalt soul works#why didn't you use 'expositor'#'trained sorcerer' THE COBALT SOUL IS NOT TRAINING SORCERERS#SORCERERS DON'T GET TRAINED#you lying idiot. you absolute dumbass. you beautiful fugitive who has miraculously stayed alive for seven years.#I love him SO much#but actually his bit about his mother being a barmaid was actually deeply charming and that was the one moment I had a sliver of doubt#the way he delivered that bit was great and I do joke but he is a very good liar when he really needs to be#he's charming! he's got high charisma! he's a delight! he can spin a tale!#also honestly very funny for me personally. for tiefling fic reasons.#cr spoilers#essek thelyss#critical role
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cleaning up some sketches
#sir dragato#sir falspar#mir falspar#galaxy soldier army#kirby right back at ya#post's art gallery#they're all doing so good so so good#well falspar is#we don't talk about Mir Falspar's current state of mind#he can totally be trusted not to instantly deck his counterpart the second he walks in the room just give him a chance
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i need those thinkpieces of how you can't actually be evil in datv to stop.
it's not the point of the game to be evil and they never claimed you could be evil. it's three different flavours of hero, the same it has been in all bioware games.
bg3 did claim you could be evil and it had to add those evil storylines in about a year later bc it was literally devoid of consequences other than npc = dead.
no one complains that you can't join the wild hunt in tw3, no one complains you can't bash in atreus's skull in gow, no one complains that you can't join the reapers in me.
i am so tired of this double standard with datv by people determined to bash it for clout and who haven't engaged with it genuinely on the basis of what it is: a bioware game in a long line of bioware games.
there are legitimate faults with the game that we can talk about all day (lore inconsistencies, retcons, writing quality of dialogue i.e. my personal pet peeve of using the word 'okay' in fantasy settings and far more egregious examples, the secret ending, etc), but bashing it for something it never claimed to be is utterly idiotic.
#to clarify i don't see this on here as much but i do see it a lot on youtube and twatter and it's so dumb#'most evil thing you can do in veilguard vs most evil thing you can do in bg3'#you are a clown sir#also like the goalpost moving... first it was it's not dark enough until it became clear the game is plenty dark#now it's this#clowns everywhere#vg: dragon age 4#series: dragon age#text: personal#fandom critical
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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More art reference sheets for how I draw the Hellsingers
#hellsing#sir integra#seras victoria#alexander anderson#my art#i don't respect neither anderson nor alucard#sertegra my wives tho#should I do like. pip and walter maybe?#artistic nudity#< just in case#looking at this I wanna give Integra more south Asian features...#the curse of making Tall Elegant Lady have long slim features got me and bit me in the ass#i elongate her for everything
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