#sir kay is the only that makes this arthuriana interesting lol

[tiodolma]

SIR CALOGRENANT: i was defeated soundly. oh for shame

KAY THE SENESCHAL: oh pls calogrenant you and your whiny ass just wanna gain favor with the queen. u think you are all so better than us jfc

MY LORD YVAIN: I will avenge you, cousin!!

KAY: and here is bootlicker Yvain always making himself look good in front of our sovereign

QUEEN GUINEVERE: stfu kay. one more word and im gonna hang you for treason

KAY THE SENESCHAL: (sticks out his tongue)

MY LORD YVAIN: nah it's okay my queen, Kay's words don't really mean anything to me

KING ARTHUR: lol calogrenant's adventure sounds interesting. what if i go avenge him too? that would be fun!

MY LORD YVAIN: squire u gotta dress me real quick. i must go. dont ever let anyone find out where im going. esp the king.

MY LORD YVAIN: im gonna find the places calogrenant went, and then i will have adventures, i will have a place of glory. fuck Kay tbh. im gonna make him eat his words.

MY LORD YVAIN: (kills a local lord, watches on as the lord's wife and people mourn and thrash in grief)

DAMSEL: jfc sir hide yourself. listen to me. and dont make a fuss so that these people wont find you and kill you.

MY LORD YVAIN: gdi i need evidence that i killed a man coz Kay will be so goddamn annoying if i dont bring home a war trophy

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liveblob notes: kay is the real final boss here istg