#sinply because the thought train was: ah shit if you take away my phone then the game ive spent
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Bitches be coming out unscathed of supposedly certain death scenarios simply because they were very very dumb.
I'm bitches.
#aniversary for that one time i tried to fight off an armed robber even though he was literally pointing at my face#but i caught him off guard by just. grabbing the gun.#sinply because the thought train was: ah shit if you take away my phone then the game ive spent#hours just to get my characters to level 50 and fight of one monster#will be all for nothing.#and its literally thr only thing that makes me happy!#so yeah fuck you#*grabs gun*#anyways i didnt shoor him or anything#he got the gun back and left me with a concussion that should have made me faint.#but i have a cintillo (hair guear? idk what they call it) that was made of THICK wool#so that saved me#and i got my things back the robber crashed into a car by sheer luck. he was too scared to pick them up because i was already running#towards him trying to get my things back#(no 13-14year old me you arent supposed to fight of an armed robber again or chase it down two blocks bc of Raid)#anyways#info dump here for your stupid things you did that like. somehow survived through
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