#sincerely. a person who has made poffins for as long as he can remember
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I worry they are sending ten year olds out into the wilds to go on their trainer journey without telling them that poffins are not meant for people to eat. They don't taste all that good. It's you making treats for your pokemon by hand to be relatively food grade! It won't make you sick especially if done correctly and your berries are properly processed but you are not going to find them as tasty as a pastry made for people to eat. They're bland to us. They are not made for us. It's like walking into a pokemart and eating one of the free biscuits out of the jar at the counter. People are going to stare at you funny. Please stop doing that.
#pkmn irl#sincerely. a person who has made poffins for as long as he can remember#also no you are not going to derive much if any nutrition from it#you cannot use all your money to buy poffin ingredients and not feed yourself and your team proper meals#if you are camping you cannot pack only poffins#please i beg you#you are going to die in the wilderness#children please
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