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soppingwetrat · 7 months

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okay listen. i can forgive people headcanoning gerry as non goth (although i despise it). i can forgive him not having any piercings or tattoos. but being blonde???!?!?!?? fucking BLONDE GERRY?!?!?!?!!?? bro that's disgusting. literally so cursed. I shudder just thinking about it.

#my boy cannot be blonde listen #if mary keay exists in this timeline she is probably still a shitty mother #which would mean that gerry would prefer black hair over blonde #since he'd rather be associated with hus father rather than his mother #not that he needs a deeper reason beyond black hair being OBJECTIVELY hotter than blonde (i take no criticism on this)#but still #gerard keay #tmagp #the magnus protocol #rat rants

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