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Thinking about..

Calling over handyman!Kiri anytime you have a minor inconvenience in your apartment so you can see him show up in his torn jeans and tool belt slung low on his hips.

He flashes that megawatt smile and tells you “no problem sweetheart, I can fix anything!”

Soon he will realize he’s making more calls to your house than anyone in the whole town…coincidence? Nah, there’s another leak he can fix while he’s at it.

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So you mean Kuroo?

guy who has tons of rizz when it's on his terms but if anyone tries to flirt with him he freezes and hits them with the prey animal stare

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Unpopular opinion: once izuku is deep in relationship. Just once glimpse of skin provoking hin would be the easiest way to rule him up. Man is down baddddd

OH 100%.

Anon this boy would see clavicle and damn near stroke out. Thighs in shorts? Red face up to his ears. Exposed back…he can’t help himself to run his fingers down their spine…trembling hands brushing across their shoulders.

Wait I’m down bad—whoops.

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The way I get cute aggression with Izuku and Kirishima. I also believe they will be the same getting cute aggression over their sweethearts.

PLEASE.

Kiri is that boyfriend to bite you when you do something cute. Izuku—omg you would kiss him on the cheek and he would have to punch the wall because he’s about to die from cute overload.

When Kiri talks about you and how cute you are he has been known to aggressively shake the person he’s talking too.

Izuku would kiss you goodnight and then promptly hit his head into the door because he is just in shock and awe of you.

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“oh, you wanna be in control, sweetie? go on then. give it your best try.” 👀

Beanie Baby…✨

The LIST: Kuroo, Semi, Dabi, Shota Aizawa, Levi Ackerman, Sasuke Uchiha, Madara Uchiha…mhmm

Again—send me a prompt and I’ll tell you who says this filthy shit.

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I’m getting around to answering the few I have but please SPAM me goddammit.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Could I ask for Naruto or MHA match up, please and thank you. Please feel free to delete this if you are no longer doing them.

I am 23 and college student (I took two year gap “COVID era.”) I can talk for hours with someone I trust and ramble off about my interest. I also love hearing my friends ramble about their interest. I actively encourage it because they let ramble their ear off. I am very clumsy to the point no one trusts me with any fragile. It’s not on purpose more like I don’t know my own strength. I am very playful but have sensitive heart. I am SUPER oblivious when it comes to flirting or someone showing interest in me. It’s embarrassing. I would take it as they are being sweet 💀. It takes me to people have to be directly tell me to realize it. I am animal lover. Idk if this is needed but I am 5’3. I can be very awkward and quiet when being around new people. Once I warm up to someone, I can be a bit loud.

OOOOOH IM SO CLUMSY TOO

Okay for Naruto—hear me out:

The knuckleheaded ninja himself, Naruto!

He is a sweet boy at the heart of it and can be sensitive with you; just as sensitive as you are! You both are quite strong—so expect lots of silliness, he probably will joke about you being clumsy because he would be slightly more coordinated than you. He would be very straightforward with his feelings so there would be no doubt how he feels about you! You and Naruto could talk for hours about everything and nothing and be happy to be with each other.

For BNHA—Shoto Todoroki!

So another sweet boy at the heart of it, but he would love the sensitive side you could show him. He wants love! He seems to be very coordinated so he will handle all of your fragile objects lol. Shoto is blunt so if he feels something for you, he would just say it; or try to explain it! He’s quiet so I’m sure he loves to hear you ramble about your passions to your heart is content!

Anyone want a ship? I’m still doing these until I’m bored of it. I love LOVE!

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Daily reminder I hate Katsuki Bakugo.

(Psst that mother fucker lives rent free in my head)

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My husband decided (was forced by my hand) to watch My Hero Academia and when it finished I asked him who his favorite character was.

He told me “Small Might”

I present to you all “Kurt Might” his rendering of that one photo of Kurt Cobain just sub in our symbol of peace All Might.

Please be nice since he is just learning how to work with a digital media platform such as Procreate—if you like it lemme know ✨✨ I think he’s pretty neat.

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Hitoshi Shinsou.

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Haiiiii! brbrb it’s my first time asking something in such a long time and will probably mess up on my own description but here I go, so um I also hope ur doing all dandy and fine!<33 I would like to request a skz match grgrrgrrg 😭🩷 So I’m actually always the shortest person in my family,class,friend group despite being one of the oldest💔..rahhhh. Also the youngest sibling- I love ranting about my interest and I’ve found an interest to working out at home and I love watching dance tutorials even if it’s takes me like a while to learn (LIKE A WEEK… for just the chorus) and I love listening to music while gaming, I also really enjoy playing with my cat (her name is Mimi and it was supposed to be lili…ew- respectfully) I love to go to museums and hang out with my friends,I love self care times and pyjamas. I don’t always go out often and when I meet new people I’m pretty awkward and it’s a whole other story when I get to know them I’ll never shut my mouth . I also love designing and Technology, I also love hugs and making cookies. I’m pretty protective of my friends and I can’t help but talk back to everyone…😔. I also love my plushies and teddies (no I’m not a kid but on god they help me sleep) I also have a fucked up sleeping schedule and love spoiling my friends (even if I’m broke…) I also get um…aggressive when I laugh and hit people harshly without meaning to…that was so me when I was watching YouTube…💔. I love matching profiles with people and making edits . :3 And if anyone ever see’s me awake at 5 am it’s just me fighting my inner demons to commit arson ☺️🙏,I also ahem..um..had fun when I used my own hand as a drawing reference on my last birthday(I still have the drawings,they suck but at least I tried) and my b-day is in 2 days!!!YAYYY (feb 17) I’m so cool I designed a bunch of dresses for my friends for kinder bueno long ago, best trade ever 10/10 idk what else I should add..maybe I added too much but I hope I didn’t trouble you with this request <33 I’m also super delulu💖

Awww we are all Delulu here!

Well with your creativity, self care, love for baking, and going on outings with friends I ship you with Felix!

You both seem to have a good sense of humor as well as technology! (I mean just imagine all the giggles you would have!) he would help you with your dancing any day you want ❤️❤️❤️

Happy early birthday!

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THAT ASK DID SOMETHING FOR ME

Oh ME TOO IF ITS THE ONE IM THINKING

got me acting up in the club rn.

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Go ahead and yall expose yaself

y’all expose yourselves and take this fanfic test i was just forced to by an irl so now i’m making you too

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Hitoshi Shinsou.

The Sender #1

- ATSUMU MIYA, TETSURŌ KUROO, TŌRU OIKAWA, Issei Matsukawa, Hajime Iwaizumi, KENJI FUTAKUCHI, Rintarō Suna, Osamu Miya, GAO HAKUBA, SHŪGO MEIAN, Nicollas Romero, Tatsuto Sokolov

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This is Kiba coded.

Oooh and Yuuji.

today i almost crashed the car while driving cos i was too busy staring at a girl’s ass while she was walking on the sidewalk

happy friday

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Me thinking about Chan’s monster dump truck.