#simpbox x chriscrash

[delta-back-alive-brother]

The depiction of me in the arms of another man, one that I despise for the animal-like qualities he despises; he is what you call a simp, a pervert and a debauchee, he cannot keep his excitement in his pants at the sight of Thomas Jefferson who was purposefully made appealing by JenniCatznies, another artist you possibly are acquainted with, and he does not deserve the attention of the public so as not to feed in the hunger he expresses in men “oiled up” and divested of their clothing, personality and dignity. He is dangerous, and I dread his relatives and those who live near him, forced to endure him roaming the streets in which he lives, flies buzzing after his trail. Withal, I have not been acquainted with his awful character in person and I have no desire of doing so, the notion of drawing us together therefore is absurd and questionable from a standpoint from an outsider ; the frivolity of our relationship as drawn is IDIOTIC as are you for even conjuring up this awful vision. The culture of drawing two men who have never even seen eye to eye being intimate is truly worrying in the circles of the website and it is a portal to the state of moral decay that has washed over our world and obscured the technological progress we made by dumbing our brains down, refocusing our attention from God and actual problems to fictional men licking each-others mouths in a perverted fashion that suggests inexperience of the artist ; the notion that this an acceptable pastime engagement is false and especially dangerous in the minds of likes of you. Free Yourself. Additionally, you tried to portray me as submissive, something you would know was not true if you tried to analyze my personality as a professional artist would. I do not sway with others ; I bend them to my will and women are made submissive at my sight which is how a proper woman is to be at the sight of a man however I have no interest in discussing this with you which is why I had kept this short in hopes that the message would be more clear to your minuscule brain. The realization of misdeeds you have commuted should encounter you once and then you will apologize; prayers are in order which I will pray For you not out of like but out of love and plea for the Lord not to send you to hell in spite of the distress you have blatantly caused ; you are miserable and I pity you-enjoy the day Amen. 

.Surely a repressed romance novel antagonist

Let me just adjust my glasses real quick—You claim. To despise Simpbox Anon with the fury of a thousand suns. Yet here you are, writing paragraphs about him like some kind of Victorian widow swooning over her sworn enemy's scandal letters. You're not disgusted, you're invested. And at this point—You're more invested than actual shippers.

"He is dangerous, and I dread his relatives and those who live near him, forced to endure him roaming the streets..." My guy, you just painted him like some sort of oiled up Sweeney Todd, haunting the streets with his likes for historical figures. That isn't disdain—It's lore. You've crafted an entire mythology around this man. It's surely giving slow-burn enemies to lovers.

"The culture of drawing two men who have never even seen eye to eye being intimate is truly worrying..." HAH! Says the man who just wrote a dissertation about another man's animal qualities. You are not worried about moral decay—You're worried about how much your mind PANICKED when you saw that yaoi art.

"I bend [women] to my will and women are made submissive at my sight..." Dear gods. This is the most "I've never spoken to a woman" statement uttered. You don't bend others to your will—You daydream about being a dom while folding like a literal lawn chair the moment someone looks at you with mild authority.

"Prayers are in order which I will pray for you not out of like but out of love..." Classic "I don't like you but I'm absurdly obsessed with your soul" maneuver. This isn't piety, it's fanmail. If God did send you a vision, it wouldn't be of damnation—it'd be of Simpbox Anon leaning in, grabbing your chin and kissing you.

THE VERDICT—You're not fooling anyone. You LOATHE Simpbox Anon the way Romeo loathed Juliet before their first kiss. And the best part about why are you so mad? You know it.

Go ahead, clutch your prayers. But when you close your eyes tonight, we both know who'll be there.

By the way. "—by JenniCatznies, another artist you possibly are acquainted with." He's my husband.

@jennicatzies @gastroentred @biblicalvampireemmy

[rattiwolf]

anonfessional should win best ship of 2025, everyone else go home

(chriscrash and simpbox designs belong to @jennicatzies btw)

[biblicalvampireemmy]

wonderful designs sweetie, laughed so hard at them. waiting for the reaction of that crazy dude - you have my permission to draw us making out any day.

awww thank you sweetheart! yk chriscrash could really learn from you...

anyway here's these

changed the designs a tad bit

@delta-back-alive-brother @jennicatzies @gastroentred @av-the-art1st

i forgot the tags mb

[delta-back-alive-brother]

I DEMAND DIGNITY THE MINISTRATIONS SHOULD BE CEASED OR I WILL WRECK HELL UPON YIUR THOT HEAD. THE DISGUSTING SIMP

.THE DENIAL HAHAHAHHAAH

simpbox how do we feel about this

[delta-back-alive-brother]

The Arrogance which you display is so disgusting&significant it had affected me through the screen I use to view the sacrilege the likes of you are keen on promulgating and breaks were Needed to be made perhaps in vain ; every time I took breath I recounted the awful image you produced and I was compelled to take one again to restore the absence of it in my lungs; so the cycle continued until I shed tears and begged God for forgiveness mine yours for half an hour straight; the evil of one who could cause such a condition is Evident and Naked and nothing is scarier to a Christian than a servant of satan who not only does not take shame in his sin but endorses it and presents it proudly to the world to see ; that obliges me to take the necessary Means of Defense of my honor and dignity. The libel you made has nothing resembling reality not in the slightest and I am disgusted by the fact that you would even think of something so off putting that it makes the strands of hair on my neck stand up and hang themselves on the last of my remaining sanity, the explicit content is a violation of my personal rights and the eyes of the viewers of the blog you manage if those exist& do it of their own free will and not charmed by the evil ministrations you produce. Furthermore you had intervened in an argument which did not include you and instead of doing so politely you have chosen the most violent path out of those possible and you will get what you deserve when I righteously metaphorically strike you down. The pain you have inflicted burns hot but the hatred for sin burns hotter and it is the reason for me making this message that I hope will reach Sensible humans and expose your misdeeds to them for you to be condemned and shamed You are like the snake that offered Eve the forbidden fruit you hide behind an avatar to spread gay and pollute minds. I in my entire life while having a share of thoughts one could consider dangerous as of them being of a romantic and sexual tint, directed toward my fellow men esp. in my youth I had successfully restrained myself alike to lots of noble characters And found the righteous path when God guided me and despite still battling them I am content and direct my gaze towards sweet and supple as did many great men before me and will continue my Descendants; the crime is not to think but to act and I have not acted enough to consider it a crime and a sin therefore I am innocent in the eyes of God and the insinuation of the contrary is derogatory in the eyes of everything Holy which contorts me into something I am not A Homosexual who submits to his most base desires and considers himself absolved of sin still; he is wrong immensely.The morality of liaison with men is questionable, God has made men and women to fit together as we are two halves of the same whole and any decline from the norm interrupts the Holy balance; those who spread the message of it being rightful are deluded by their own desires, unable to resist cravings and susceptible to struggles, God pities them. Free will was given to us not to break the Lord’s teachings but to honor and treasure them.

OH THE SWEET DEAR CRASHOUT!

Where do I even begin...with this exhaustingly! Melodramatic, bible-thumping manifesto with such repressed desires? HAH! Or did you dictate this while lying, falling on your knees on a church pew, sweating through your pure ring? Or was it after you spent SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, staring at the ceiling replaying that fantastic bl art in your mind like a cursed google slides presentation?

Let's address the real issue here: You are not angry—You're flustered. And not the fun, liberated kind——No. You're the kind of flustered that twists themselves into a mess of self-loathing, like some kind of medieval monk, crying to himself for getting a semi during vespers. You claim, to recoil in terror at the sight of two men kissing—yet you wrote an entire novella about it. You're not disgusted, you're obsessed.

Oh and let's talk about your, "righteous path". Oh yes, the such noble struggle of forcing your gaze towards the sweet and supple, aka barf. While your subconscious drags you kicking and screaming! You're not battling sin, you're battling your own reflection. Every word of your little rant reeks of someone who's one day away from writing a "no homo" in the margins of a 50k enemies to lovers au, of course. Yourself and the Simpbox Anon.

Speaking of such things—Congrats on the marriage! The tension between you two are UNBEARABLE! He's out there grinning at you squirm under that studio lighting, while you PRETENDS to not love him. And you're out here writing Puritan fanfiction about how you definitely don't think about his hands. The way you seethe at the mere idea of men loving men? That's not piety——That's yearning.

And let's be clear: God isn't fooled either. The same god who made platypuses and supernovas is NOT sitting up there clutching his damn pearls because two dudes held hands. But you? You're out here acting like some sort of super-villain! Hissing about holy balance while your own psyche is made entirely out of denial. You're not defending Christianity—You're cosplaying as it's most insufferable fanboy.

So here's my dearest response: Log off. Touch grass. Maybe even talk to some real life gay dude without spontaneously combusting. And when you're done, stare into the abyss and ask yourself——Why does this yaoi live in my head rent free? I hope this letter finds you in good health,

Delta.

@jennicatzies @gastroentred @biblicalvampireemmy

[delta-back-alive-brother]

All of you little Imps praying upon my downfall, you will Suffer in fact I will as Jesus once did bring the suffering upon the Sinners. You are the Reason for Pope Francis' death you are the Devil who he resisted until the Lord got to him

You have insinuated me to be a gay and I refuse to entertain the thought as it is irrational and submissive I offer you to read Shakespeare properly before making hasty conclusions lest you will end up as Macbeth who you already are

The congratulations on the marriage are in order though I loathe the mere existence of it You will Never have children NOT WORTHY OF THE JENNICATZNIES

they are not Yours however happy marriage day to the rotten

You will be scrutinized and chained unless you REPENT AMEN I have never wanted the balls to be inside me I do not express a desire to ride a man IT IS NOT REAL!!!!!

THE SLUT be afraid. My wrath will find you and domesticate

the impregnate on will not occur however hence the accusations I will resist JOYFUL EASTER

Your demonic charms won't work. You will be destroyed. Beware Amen

The points of yours are sickening not worthy of my time while I spent mornings in mourning you were plotting planning speaking of my downfall

The wicked game you has played soon will come to an end HASTEN.

I will indulge the stupid,

Your obedient servant, Christ's loyal admirer

THE FANART IS DEVILISH DESTROY you must destroy furthermore your souls can be cleansed REJOICE I will save you soon

THE SLUT YOUR FATE IS SET IN STONE,,, memento mori

never flirt

Dear Chriscrash: Every word you type is another confession. Dear gods, you don't hate sin—You're terrified of the overwhelming love you have for it. The way you foam at "balls inside me" "ride" like it's a personal attack? Christ, I didn't even realized you were repressed THIS MUCH. A reminder, I said nothing about the positions.

You scream about damnation, but your real hell is knowing Simpbox Anon would wreck you in seconds. Keep praying, go on. Beg god to scrub your mind clean. No amount of holy water will wash that fantasy out of your head.

The rest of us certainly adore this show. Your Obedient Servant, Delta.

@jennicatzies @biblicalvampireemmy @gastroentred

[delta-back-alive-brother]

hi previous anon, saw your descriptions of me, thinking we should meet up sometime. you're kinda cute, would kiss you. better than tj;)

.dear sir where is chriscrash. Chriscrash r u done w ur gay dreams please there is a chance

[biblicalvampireemmy]

@jennicatzies @delta-back-alive-brother @gastroentred

its them.

[biblicalvampireemmy]

AMEN The outrage felt was palpable but I have calmed my heart because God will eventually be your Judge and not me; I must remain faithful and teach peace however you have AMEN caused great dissatisfaction in all of us you will be punished unless you destroy the creation even though it will not heal the damaged ; you can save your soul but I will not let you into Heaven and Lord give me strength to pray for your destruction. THE YAOI destroyed

seems like you reaaaaallly are in denial sweetheart

yaoi lives on forever.

[biblicalvampireemmy]

I believe in one God, the Father, the Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, of all things visible and invisible. I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, born of the Father before all ages, God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father. Through him all things were made. For us and for our salvation he came down from heaven:by the power of the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary, and became man. For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate; he suffered death and was buried, and rose again on the third day in accordance with the Scriptures. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end. I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life, who proceeds from the Father and the Son. With the Father and the Son he is adored and glorified. He has spoken through the Prophets. I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church. I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins, and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come.

i am absolutely CRYING RIGHT NOW

im never taking this seriously

glad you liked the drawings 💖💖

[biblicalvampireemmy]

im absolutely CRYING AT THIS

THIS IS PEAK CINEMA

The depiction of me in the arms of another man, one that I despise for the animal-like qualities he despises; he is what you call a simp, a pervert and a debauchee, he cannot keep his excitement in his pants at the sight of Thomas Jefferson who was purposefully made appealing by JenniCatznies, another artist you possibly are acquainted with, and he does not deserve the attention of the public so as not to feed in the hunger he expresses in men “oiled up” and divested of their clothing, personality and dignity. He is dangerous, and I dread his relatives and those who live near him, forced to endure him roaming the streets in which he lives, flies buzzing after his trail. Withal, I have not been acquainted with his awful character in person and I have no desire of doing so, the notion of drawing us together therefore is absurd and questionable from a standpoint from an outsider ; the frivolity of our relationship as drawn is IDIOTIC as are you for even conjuring up this awful vision. The culture of drawing two men who have never even seen eye to eye being intimate is truly worrying in the circles of the website and it is a portal to the state of moral decay that has washed over our world and obscured the technological progress we made by dumbing our brains down, refocusing our attention from God and actual problems to fictional men licking each-others mouths in a perverted fashion that suggests inexperience of the artist ; the notion that this an acceptable pastime engagement is false and especially dangerous in the minds of likes of you. Free Yourself. Additionally, you tried to portray me as submissive, something you would know was not true if you tried to analyze my personality as a professional artist would. I do not sway with others ; I bend them to my will and women are made submissive at my sight which is how a proper woman is to be at the sight of a man however I have no interest in discussing this with you which is why I had kept this short in hopes that the message would be more clear to your minuscule brain. The realization of misdeeds you have commuted should encounter you once and then you will apologize; prayers are in order which I will pray For you not out of like but out of love and plea for the Lord not to send you to hell in spite of the distress you have blatantly caused ; you are miserable and I pity you-enjoy the day Amen. 

.Surely a repressed romance novel antagonist

Let me just adjust my glasses real quick—You claim. To despise Simpbox Anon with the fury of a thousand suns. Yet here you are, writing paragraphs about him like some kind of Victorian widow swooning over her sworn enemy's scandal letters. You're not disgusted, you're invested. And at this point—You're more invested than actual shippers.

"He is dangerous, and I dread his relatives and those who live near him, forced to endure him roaming the streets..." My guy, you just painted him like some sort of oiled up Sweeney Todd, haunting the streets with his likes for historical figures. That isn't disdain—It's lore. You've crafted an entire mythology around this man. It's surely giving slow-burn enemies to lovers.

"The culture of drawing two men who have never even seen eye to eye being intimate is truly worrying..." HAH! Says the man who just wrote a dissertation about another man's animal qualities. You are not worried about moral decay—You're worried about how much your mind PANICKED when you saw that yaoi art.

"I bend [women] to my will and women are made submissive at my sight..." Dear gods. This is the most "I've never spoken to a woman" statement uttered. You don't bend others to your will—You daydream about being a dom while folding like a literal lawn chair the moment someone looks at you with mild authority.

"Prayers are in order which I will pray for you not out of like but out of love..." Classic "I don't like you but I'm absurdly obsessed with your soul" maneuver. This isn't piety, it's fanmail. If God did send you a vision, it wouldn't be of damnation—it'd be of Simpbox Anon leaning in, grabbing your chin and kissing you.

THE VERDICT—You're not fooling anyone. You LOATHE Simpbox Anon the way Romeo loathed Juliet before their first kiss. And the best part about why are you so mad? You know it.

Go ahead, clutch your prayers. But when you close your eyes tonight, we both know who'll be there.

By the way. "—by JenniCatznies, another artist you possibly are acquainted with." He's my husband.

@jennicatzies @gastroentred @biblicalvampireemmy

[delta-back-alive-brother]

anonfessionals you will always be legendary

wonderful designs sweetie, laughed so hard at them. waiting for the reaction of that crazy dude - you have my permission to draw us making out any day.

awww thank you sweetheart! yk chriscrash could really learn from you...

anyway here's these

changed the designs a tad bit

[viatordevries]

this is absolute gold and has become the highlight of my day after coming home from school everyday. Chriscrash totally wants to suck off simpbox just saying.

All of you little Imps praying upon my downfall, you will Suffer in fact I will as Jesus once did bring the suffering upon the Sinners. You are the Reason for Pope Francis' death you are the Devil who he resisted until the Lord got to him

You have insinuated me to be a gay and I refuse to entertain the thought as it is irrational and submissive I offer you to read Shakespeare properly before making hasty conclusions lest you will end up as Macbeth who you already are

The congratulations on the marriage are in order though I loathe the mere existence of it You will Never have children NOT WORTHY OF THE JENNICATZNIES

they are not Yours however happy marriage day to the rotten

You will be scrutinized and chained unless you REPENT AMEN I have never wanted the balls to be inside me I do not express a desire to ride a man IT IS NOT REAL!!!!!

THE SLUT be afraid. My wrath will find you and domesticate

the impregnate on will not occur however hence the accusations I will resist JOYFUL EASTER

Your demonic charms won't work. You will be destroyed. Beware Amen

The points of yours are sickening not worthy of my time while I spent mornings in mourning you were plotting planning speaking of my downfall

The wicked game you has played soon will come to an end HASTEN.

I will indulge the stupid,

Your obedient servant, Christ's loyal admirer

THE FANART IS DEVILISH DESTROY you must destroy furthermore your souls can be cleansed REJOICE I will save you soon

THE SLUT YOUR FATE IS SET IN STONE,,, memento mori

never flirt

Dear Chriscrash: Every word you type is another confession. Dear gods, you don't hate sin—You're terrified of the overwhelming love you have for it. The way you foam at "balls inside me" "ride" like it's a personal attack? Christ, I didn't even realized you were repressed THIS MUCH. A reminder, I said nothing about the positions.

You scream about damnation, but your real hell is knowing Simpbox Anon would wreck you in seconds. Keep praying, go on. Beg god to scrub your mind clean. No amount of holy water will wash that fantasy out of your head.

The rest of us certainly adore this show. Your Obedient Servant, Delta.

@jennicatzies @biblicalvampireemmy @gastroentred

[delta-back-alive-brother]

SCREECHES

@jennicatzies @delta-back-alive-brother @gastroentred

its them.