#simonposting

[poolboy-at-the-vampire-mansion]

I feel like this sums up the fanbases/Petriblr’s reaction towards Simon

[wizard-enthusiast]

someone undoom this man’s narrative and give him some warm soup

[chibishortdeath]

WHY IS SIMON ON MOEGIRL.ORG? WHY ARE OTHER BELMONTS LISTED AND THEN DON’T HAVE PAGES??? AND NONE OF THE GIRLS OF THE SERIES ARE ON THERE???????????????? I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES I JUST— CASTLEVANIA AS A SERIES DOESN’T EVEN HAVE A PAGE THERE???????? WHO PUT HIM ON MOEGIRL.ORG?????? AND WHY IS THIS WEBSITE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS A NO BACKGROUND PNG OF THIS ART??? THE PAGE ONLY HAS LIKE A COUPLE SENTENCES???? AND HALF OF THEM AREN’T EVEN LIKE A PROPER SYNOPSIS??????? “MOE POINTS: WHIP” ???????? LMAOOOOOO

So anyway, I drew Simon in moe anime style because of this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[staypuff]

[everythinginyou]

Everything In You: A Petrigrof AU

Now that the Fionna & Cake is over, I know a lot of long-time petrigrof fans are underwhelmed or outright sad about how things turned out in the finale. Regardless of how it turned out, I'd like to interest you in an 18+ fanfic I've been writing since the first episodes dropped, where after a thousand years of longing, Simon Petrikov and Betty Grof are returned to their respective human bodies again.

Simon has succeeded in his mission to retrieve Betty from the cosmic mind-prison of her fusion with GOLB. The only remains of the magic that once consumed them are the memories of what it took to get here. The long fight is over, the tears were shed, the cheers and sentimental reunion words were shared, and now it's time to get on with the rest of their lives. Here is the Happily Ever After they've been waiting for. What happens now?

CHAPTER SELECT:

[Chapter 1]

[Chapter 2]

[Chapter 3]

[Chapter 4]

[Chapter 5 (COMING SOON!)]

Tags/CW & More Info under cut:

[Read on Ao3]

Future themes to explore: founding a university, academic life, married life, archaeological research, travel, managing work/life balance, rediscovery (of the world & each other!), dealing with trauma, hurt & comfort, managing expectations & boundaries, physical & emotional intimacy, future-planning, family-planning, pregnancy, parenthood, found family, etc.

Tags/CW: age difference(?), light angst, hurt & comfort, first time (sort of), dry humping, unprotected sex, missionary position, creampie, impregnation, breeding, cowgirl position, tent sex, quiet sex, femdom

[pinguelitist]

"not all men…" you’re right, lord simon duxbury: econ major, cunning scoundrel, redeemed bad boy would never do this to me

[scarecrowbutch]

made a personal use butch / lesbian petrigrof blinkie, ok to use with credit!

[simonomaly]

My friends in college keep catcoding me idk why, is my fate to eventually cross the line from creature to catboy as everyone around me seemingly intends?

[atomic-lullaby]

ME: so how was your day. princess

MY 200 ft TALL CHAOS GOD WIFESBAND:

ME: dont know why i even ask

[poolboy-at-the-vampire-mansion]

GUYYYYYYSSSS

[wizard-enthusiast]

did the adventure time and fionna & cake writers even consider what they were unleashing upon their transmasc fanbase when they made simon petrikov like that™️ or were they oblivious to the consequences. how many of you guys are named simon now be honest. how many of you absolutely theived that man’s name guys are the simon levels rising do we have an epidemic on our hands

[endcant]

i havwnt listened to TMA i just love this old man and his skydiving swag

[staypuff]

hey im doing artfight... lookie : ]

[ratspider]

something simon does that i love

[scarecrowbutch]

since ppl are talking abt simons dadness again maybe now's as good a time as ever to finish up my t4t petrigrof child talk comic