#simonlotf

[baileyaddilyn]

Rest in Peace my boy Simon. (fourth entry)

Simon is dead. It feels weird admitting it. Jack hosted a feast last night, and once the rain started we all went crazy. A dance started and poor sweet Simon was in the wrong place at the wrong time; he fell into the circle and we all went mad. I could not even recognize his body after the savages, I along with them, had finished murdering him. He was screaming about something before he was killed, but the energy was too high to understand what he was saying. His last words will never be recorded, and his body will never be recovered as it drifted out into the sea. I’m just going to say a few words about him to memorialize him. Simon, though I only knew him for a short time, was always a hard worker; when all of the boys would go off and play, Simon would stay and work on things with me. He is the reason why we have three working shelters, as rickety they may be. He was a little strange at times, and he disappeared often, but I could always trust him to be at every meeting and to help me out when the need arose. I knew that I could always count on him to be a sane thought when everybody went crazy, and even when all of the boys left me, Simon still remained faithful to my leadership. I will never forget how he passed out at our first meeting, and I will forever miss him. Rest in peace, Simon. You’ve deserved it. 

[red-dead-merridew]

Piggy: Gee, that conch is really breathtaking

Ralph: ...

Piggy: Get it? Because of my asthm--

Ralph: --SUCKS TO YOUR ASS-MAR

[red-dead-merridew]

The main thing me and Jack Merridew have in common is we're both ugly.

[red-dead-merridew]

Lotf boys getting in the pool

Ralph: *Does a perfect dive*

Jack: *Tries to do a dive, ends up belly flopping*

Piggy: *Is pushed in (by Jack ofc)*

SamnEric: *Links arms, then jumps in*

Simon: *Calmly dips in*

Maurice: *Belly flops on purpose (to make the others laugh)*

Roger: *Tries to jump on Piggy*

The rest of the choir boys: *Canon ball*

[red-dead-merridew]

1990 island boys