#simon loveleace

[bananacerise]

tsc as b99 scenes

raphael: they’re just grumpy cause they haven’t seen each other. alec’s been working the night shift for the past couple weeks. they just need to bone.

simon: what? gross! raph! those are our dads!

raphael: 😳

simon: i mean- that’s not what i think. captain dad is just our boss.

raphael: wow

simon: nevermind! i’m teaching father the logic.

*later*

simon: heyyyyy alec... can you help me with this for a sec? *presents alec with a (fake) problem that vaguely represents alec’s own problem*

alec: simon. i know what you’re doing and can you just stop? i don’t need this ruining my place of work when it’s already ruined my home life.

raphael: come on, alec. this *gestures vaguely* isn’t the problem. the night shift’s been keeping you and magnus apart. you two just need to bone.

simon, absolutely mortified: *whimpers*

alec: .... what did you say?

simon, whispering: don’t say it again!

raphael: i said you two need to bone.

alec: how... dAre... you... RAPHAEL SANTIAGO!

*5 mins later*

alec: BONE?!

simon: *rocking back and forth*

raphael: *completely unfazed*

*10 mins later*

alec: WHAT HAPPENS IN MY BEDROOM, RAPHAEL, IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

simon: *sobbing into clary’s arms*

raphael: *enjoying the show, actually. he made popcorn and is sharing w Jace*

*21 mins later*

alec: BONEEEE?!

simon: *has called magnus who said he will be there shortly*

raphael: *smiling w his back turned. thinking about how he’s gonna steal the institute’s camera to keep this wonderful moment*

*40 mins later*

alec: don’t ever speak to me like that again. *walks in his office*

simon, tear stained and red in the face, voice cracking: why would you do that?

raphael: dude was pent up. now he knows. problem solved.

*the next day*

alec: *walks into the institute*

simon: alec, i know you don’t want to talk about the problem, but. i did talk to izzy and jace for a bit and-

alec: no need, mundie. it’s all good.

simon, surprised: your fight with magnus is over?

alec: yep.

simon: because you talked it out?

alec: nope.

raphael: because you guys—?

alec: yep. *walks into office, smiling*

simon: *stunned*

raphael, smiling: knew it. *about to walk away but turns around* see what happened is your dads had—

simon: ah! stop—!