#simon and xander rockabye

[alien8tdd]

I just got the best idea ever and I’m going to draw it later

Simon dressed as a vampire

[ikubikutiku]

do people know about rockabye the musical anymore hello i scream into the void

[wetcatschwartzy]

look oiut of the gummy bear (rockabye) album on september 21st with music videos and extras

[ohmydais]

[savannahwiththegreenest-eyes]

Rewatching Rockabye over and over is one of the few things getting me through these hard times

[ebadoodles]

how can the world be so small?

[asherartzx3]

hey guys I made xander and simon as that weird base I saw

og image

[thdebtcollector]

no context

[otter-with-a-skittle-side]

Rockabye Text Posts

Shit quality got murdered

[alien8tdd]

Please someone please I’m begging please

[marlypso]

oh my god guys rockabye literally posted this in the instagram podcast channel and i decoded it …. WHATS HAPPENINF MAY 10th IM SCAREDDDD

[sooup00]

ROCKABYE ART ROCKABYE ART ROCKABYE ART ROCKABYE-

[1nh3rt0mbbyth3s0und1ngs34]

everytime i see a photo of two people tangoing i just think about simon and xander

[burntoutandproud]

ROCKABYE THE MUSICAL GOOD PLACE AU!!!

okay so i had this idea at like midnight yesterday, jotted it down, and immediately had to make it into a reality-- pls bear with me here <33

CAST LIST:

michael: bobby

pretty self-explanatory... the one who gathers our main group together, slightly unhinged but also lovable, ulterior motives ooooo

janet: yog sothoth

all-knowing helper thing. need i say more.

sean: azathoth

this one is a little trickier-- eventually i figured that there’s an azathoth for every universe, and maybe the malfunctions in the good place are causing the good azathoth to wake. really my reasoning is space eczema = cocoon?? BASICALLy the same thing /hj

OKAY NOW ONTO THE FUN BIT!!

eleanor: simon

these two are VERY similar character-wise... petty little bastards with trust issues and bad parents, basically... and i think watching him take ethics lessons would be super fucking funny. also waking up in like a SUNSHINE YELLOW DRESS and looking down like “what the fuck am i wearing why do i look like a fucking kindergarten teacher”

chidi: marly

okay the last two were similar but these are LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON-- anxious overachievers who second-guess their every decision say what?? (also eleanor and chidi would not date in this version bc just... ew) (but marly was so so looking forward to meeting her soulmate and so so sad that it turned out to be fake) (protect her at all costs i beg of you)

tahani: xander

TAHANI AND ELEANOR ARE END GAME I DO NOT MAKE THE RULES EXCEPT I DO. srsly though the enemies to reluctant friends to lovers?? literally them to a T. also xander has an older sibling right?? i didn’t make that up?? whatever either way this is all part of my homosexual agenda to get xander to boop simon and call him adorable like the condescending little asshole he is

jason: adil

- no thoughts head empty (HE IS JUST LIKE ME FR) - just there for the vibes - she and simon can have their little QPR thing... what w/ them both being outliers & shit

real eleanor: calypso

mostly bc she’s one of chidi’s love interests and i need her and marly together, but also bc i want to see her stepping off the train fully decked out in simon’s emo outfit LMAO. srsly tho simon fucking freaking out bc this au version of him is so bubbly and sweet and everyone loves her?? also the little parallel with them both being songwriters?? idk i just think it’s silly :DD

OKAY SO THIS IS THE END!! honestly i am teetering on the edge of writing this and if one person tells me to do it i’ll give in i am so serious rn--

[jdsmineralwater]

your blood pumping through my veins

this is hopeless how am i to fix this now

my skin plastered to your face

show is over take your bow

the beating organs we discarded turned to waste

were screwed were dead

[asherartzx3]

drops this and runs