#simon WIFEGUY riley

[ceilidho]

hi sorry nobody has asked for these. but im back with more silly "knight simon is jealous of a puppy" headcanons. my man is showing up to church everyday like is it weird that i want my wife to pat me on the head and the poor priest has to be like no not really do you have any actual sins to confess mr knight who's killed a bunch of people and he's like no. listen to me talk about this dog. he can't even be mad about it because the dog is doing its job! his lady is smiling and she's protected and he's SEETHING about it. the dog loves him so so much and he also loves this dog but secretly he's taking the dog aside to be like can you do your job less efficiently. please. lays his head in her lap and is like tell me you love me more then the dog please. please. im not getting up until you tell me. and she's like ? and fusses about it bc his head is in her lap and she's flustered but she does say it eventually

the priest: "again, super weird, but not technically a sin"