#silly raccoon to be exact

[petting-your-favs]

Raccoon?

Just raccoon, maybe silly

[gay-dorito-dust]

‘What the hell happened out there?’ Leon asked Luis, slamming the door shut behind him before dead-bolting it.

‘Y/n got hurt.’ Luis said, helping you into a chair as he assessed the damage done to you.

‘Yeah, not shit. I can see that but what I’m asking is what happened for my partner to get hurt. I thought you said you had their back?’ Leon grilled the other male as he waved him aside to take over the situation.

‘Leon. It’s not Luis’ fault that his blind spot was exposed and if you’re going to get angry at anyone, be angry at me for acting so brashly and putting myself in danger.’ You said defiantly as your partner only sighed and began to disinfect your wound.

‘I don’t know why you’re defending him. I really don’t. He’s just as trained as us when it comes to these types of scenarios, so you shouldn’t feel the need to protect him.’ He grumbled but despite his temperance. Leon’s hands remained gentle as they tended to your wound; never daring to put any more pressure then required.

‘You jealous that Luis is stealing away your partner?’ You asked cheekily, hissing when the antiseptic touched your wound for the last time before it was then being prepared for the next phase.

‘Nice to know that you aren’t so badly injured to crack a quip.’ Leon replied, disinfecting the needle before threading the thread through, his face was dead set in stone but you could hear the relief in his voice it sets back to it’s normal octave.

‘Is stitches really necessary?’ You whined, you always had mixed reactions when it came to stitches but wouldn’t throw a fit if told they were mandatory and instead suck it up and think up of a plethora of other things to take your mind off of it until it was over.

Leon then looked at you, sensing the unease within, placing a fine hand on your knee. ‘I’m afraid so.’ He admitted softly, his hold on your knee tightened when he clocked the sharp inhalation of breath. ‘but you’re going to be strong for me like you always are, aren’t you chipmunk?’

You hadn’t heard that nickname in a long, long, long while, Raccoon City to be exact.

It was a silly name Leon had given you on the day you first met, you cheeks were stuffed full with food you had bought along the way because you had forgotten to eat something beforehand and you were already running late for work, which -at the time- sounded like an great idea.

‘Yeah, I’ll be strong.’ You said softly as Leon smiled reassuringly, lifting his hand off of your knee to cup the back of your neck and bring your forehead to his lips, leaving a warm fuzzy feeling within the pit of your stomach.

‘That’s my partner.’ He whispered.

[perotovar]

my favorite things i've made 2024

tagged by @jolapeno @almostfoxglove @morallyinept @schnarfer @iamasaddie

@kedsandtubesocks @chronically-ghosted @moonlitbirdie and @arcanefox207 ♥

alright, y'all, i can't believe this year is ending soon 🥹 as we all know, this year has had a lot of ups and downs, but i can't help but feel like pedro did when he got his sag award, y'know??

i'm so grateful for all of you, and i can't wait to see what the new year brings. new p boys, new premieres/press tours?? sounds like heaven to me ♥

now, i've been tagged to toot my own horn a little bit and i guess i can, fine :P i don't normally like to, but i've been tagged by some wonderful, lovely friends to do so

below, will be both fics and gifs i've made this year that i'm pretty proud of!

before anything, i just wanna say, i'm super fucking proud of my Offering of Frith writing challenge. y'all did such an amazing job on every single one of the fics. i worked super hard on that and it was SO fun. i'd love to do another challenge in 2025, so i may do some brainstorming ✏️👀

fics:

bloody kisses -> alright, i'm gonna be real with y'all. this is my favorite thing i've ever written. okay, maybe not ever, but it's definitely tied with itbotn. i really love how quickly and easily this universe came together for me, and the little cult following that it has makes me so happy. they've almost got a little life of their own. i really, really wanna get back to them. i've got an idea that i'd love to get down, and now that a lot of the pressures of school are a little lessened, i might make it happen soon!

into the beat of the night ch 7 - "in my side" -> this chapter didn't get as much attention as the rest of the series, and that's okay, but i'm still proud of it for stepping out of my comfort zone. it was an area i was afraid would be a little taboo (since it covers deadnaming, misgendering, and past abusive relationships) so it's a little more serious than the series tends to be. i like what it means for river and frankie's relationship and it cements how they feel about each other, y'know?

into the beat of the night ch 8 - "deeper and deeper" -> and now for something completely different lol i like this chapter because it could've only happened after the experience with river's ex. they're completely comfortable with each other now and this was the last of frankie's walls coming down. i love them ♥

gifs:

the pedro pascal fandom moodboard that i made for the friendship exchange cat and han hosted ♥ i love how that turned out because it's the exact experience i have in this fandom lol

gideon @sp00kymulderr 's birthday present ♥ i adore our little disaster bi raccoon man and i love making these silly sets like this. i also love gideon so i'm glad they were the recipient for this!

silly pedro during the gladiator 2 press ♥ again, i love making these goofier sets. they're super fun to make and the end result is always really rewarding. and maybe i just like making myself laugh LMAO

i love you guys and i hope the new year treats you all well ♥

np tags: @for-a-longlongtime @schnarfer @iero @userparamore @djo

@miwtual @tomshiddles @gasolinerainbowpuddles @mrsmando @ghostofaboy

@missredherring @cavillscurls @beardedjoel @beefrobeefcal @quinnnfabrgay

@hellishjoel @max--phillips @oonajaeadira @wethairjoel @pedgito and literally anyone that wants to/sees this! i'm sorry if you already have done this or i missed you, it wasn't on purpose 🥲

[ditzyclown]

Little thing I made based on my first playthrough combined with my most recent one (lost 3 saves and somehow Pubre was my exact fiest follower two times) when shamura summoned pubre for the first time I went all "SHAMURA NO" alongside a few curses that would make the ancient ones tremble but managed to use the teleport to run away three times until my most recent playthrough where I found out it no longer worked in that section

I don't think the lamb would have appreciated having to kill their loved one anyway in such a way since in those times they were still quite attached to mortal thoughts and feelings until later on they became less serious about it once dealing and manipulating death became as simple as cooking something or smt

Also some silly au idea bellow lol

Behold, some silly doodles of my and my cousin cultsonas

He chose a fox at first but then we got a raccoon and he changed it and I made myself a worm same species and valefar lol

Our playthrough was mostly me playing when it came to fighting and he did all the cult decisions and managing of the cult grounds

Behold, my worm. I am still learning to draw her but her hair is supposed to be more curly and fluffy than valefar. she's a follower that has taken it upon themselves to do all the dirty work since Liano (name I put on my cousin's raccoon) sucks at fighting and she has a crippling ichor addiction. She's pretty much the devil on your shoulder and often taunts or makes fun of Liano because he refuses to revive his followers giving all of them funerals (she also ate a golden skull necklace once shh don't tell him) overall her philosophy is more like narinder's with her not seeing why contain death

Liano over here is interested in what the world has to offer now that more doors have been opened to him. He takes care of all his followers and is greatly saddened whenever one passes away. He's adamant in never reviving them, he would be the angel on your shoulder (the little rattau doodle is a reference at how we were mentioning how he was more like rattau and I like narinder xd)

I think narinder would have taken Antha as a vessel if she didn't reminded him so much of a certain sibling of his

Also silly doodle unfinished from moments before disastermy

[wisecrackingeric-2]

Death Island Spoiler-Free Thoughts post!!!

I JUST finished seeing DI last night (In Aotearoa) and oh my GOD???????? It was S O G O O D????????? It ABSOLUTELY lived up to my expectations!!!!!!!! I’m gonna do a spoiler-free thoughts post first and then I’ll post my spoilers post!!!!!! And if anybody wants any clips of the movie I managed to sneak in, please just ask!!

Ok first off,,, holy FUCK that beginning was S O tense. My friend and I were gripping our seats the entire time and it takes place during a pretty important moment in RE history and I think people are gonna LOVE it

And the villains motivations????? His backstory???????? LITERALLY HEARTBREAKING. It’s ACTUALLY GENUIENLY COMPELLING AND INTERESTING. His backstory is all laid out in that beginning scene and dear GOD it’s SO SAD. I’m trying to keep it Spoiler-Free obviously but I will D I E on the hill that him and his “best friend” were actually gay lovers. You CANNOT convince me otherwise

He was also just genuinely pretty frightening of a villain. He has this one repeated ‘motion’ he does throughout the movie that really makes you tense up, and there’s this one scene with a doctor character that had my friend and I on the edge of our seats

Again, his motivations were actually interesting and made sense!!!!!! And him calling out the main gangs respective organisations (BSAA, DSO, Government, Terrasave, etc etc) for being hypocrites was actually a compelling argument!!!!!!!!! It actually made the characters think!!

I’m trying to word this as best as I can without giving any of the plot away, and @highball66 has talked about this in their posts too, but throughout the movie the main gang are called ‘Pawns’ or ‘The Governments Weapons’ repeatedly quite a lot, and it makes me wonder if that’s gonna come up as an important plot point in a future game or something???? It’s very interesting to think about coupled with the implications of their respective organisations being hypocrites

You’ll all be delighted to know there is SO MUCH shipping content in this movie my GOD. S O many good Chreon moments. So many good Valenfield (for both siblings) and Chamberfield moments (in fact, every scene Rebecca’s in, Claire’s in there too :)) Shippers will have a BLAST

Just as expected, Jill and Leon are the PERFECT duo. They’re SUCH GOOD BESTIES, they work off of each other repeatedly SO WELL. They’re constantly giving each other silly goofy one-liners and saying something sarcastic to make the other one laugh, it’s great

Also, I don’t think Leon has a single serious line in this movie HXNSHDNDHXN everytime he’s on screen he’s ALWAYS saying something goofy or silly or making a pun. It’s GREAT

Also, the characters traumas actually get explored in an interesting and compelling way!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY Jills!!!! Which makes sense cuz the movies about her, but they all get their moments to talk about how X event effected them etc etc, unfortunately none of it really gets resolved but I’m assuming they’re saving that for a future game

Jill’s kinda does???? She has a Good-For-Her moment with the villain which is fantastic and her and Chris have a good heart to heart at the end

Also, Chris Redfield fans are gonna be delighted with his character exploration in this movie

LOTS of references to Re2 & 3. In fact a BIG plot point/ motivator of the movie all stems from RE2, so Raccoon City fans are gonna have a blast!!!!!

Also, HEAPS of old characters are either mentioned or do actually show up!!!!! Nobody that I think anyone would be screaming to be excited about, but still!!

Unfortunately, Rebecca does get the exact same treatment as she did in Vendetta, but like, in the opposite direction…… she dissapeares for basically the entire movie and randomly shows up to save the day. I can’t complain though cuz seeing her work together with everyone else was FANTASTIC

This truly did feel like the avengers endgame of the RE movies, but there were also PLENTY of hints and open ends to a sequel

Finally, this truly was JILLS movie. When I was told that Jill was gonna be the main character I wasn’t really convinced, but M A N she truly SLAYS in this film. She IS THE MOMENT. This is HER movie and it shows

Aside from Leon’s random goofy one liners, I think my favourite part of this movie was the villain. I WISH I could just spoil his motivations in this post because for resident evil standards they’re SO INTERESTING and AGAIN, his thoughts on the main gangs respective organisations leave a lot to think about when it comes to future instalments!!!!!

10/10 movie, would 10000000% recommend. Truly lives up to my standards. My only negative is that Rebecca was hardly in it for the middle half but that’s it. SO glad we FINALLY got to see everyone working together (Capcom, PLEASE put your characters together like this again!!!!!!)

Forgot to add this, but Jill is cannonically a Jurassic Park fan. In fact, the entire last half of the movie is just a giant Jurassic Park reference

And I can’t PROVE this, but,,,,,, I’m 90% sure there was a Mr Beast reference. You’ll know it when you see it

[fearowkenya]

ff7 digimon AU - yuffie's impmon

i really like it when digimon's appearances are slightly altered so they can be matchies with their partner!! more commentary under readmore

yuffie's impmon - she/her- crest of sincerity

i think impmon is a good choice for yuffie because it's got Silly Little Guy energy while also being sneaky and mischievous. this impmon in particular would pick up a lot of design cues from yuffie after they become partners: the smiley face marking is engraved onto the headband that replaces the red bandanna, and i added some shuriken-looking spikes that she can launch from her tail (they regrow fairly quickly!)

i also thought it could be fun if i gave her some racoon/tanuki traits, like weird little paws and the face-mask markings (raccoon back feet are a nightmare to draw btw). its always been really unclear to me if the situation going on on impmon's head is supposed to be horns or ears, so i chose ears because i think it's cuter. im not sure if im going to keep the leaf marking on the forehead white - i wanna try making it green or reddish purple but i feel like it wont look quite right. we'll find out next time i guess!

in terms of personality, impmon is starkly different from yuffie from an outsider's perspective - even though she's also a materia-obsessed little thief who enjoys a good Scheme, she is quiet and shy, mostly staying in the shadows and out of the way. that said, for all the timid behavior, impmon can be very angry and spiteful: she is highly mistrustful and unforgiving, prone to silently holding a grudge for an indefinite amount of time. she hates liars, but "yuffie doesnt count 'cause she sucks at lying and i can always tell".

even though impmon knows when yuffie is hiding something, any attempt to get her to talk about whats bothering her ends with yuffie just digging in her heels and refusing to budge. this is probably due to how recent their partnership is - i think they met shortly before yuffie got to junon, so impmon has no idea who sonon is or what happened in midgar. because of that, their teamwork is very inconsistent and wholly dependent on yuffie's mood - as long as sensitive subjects are avoided, impmon finds yuffie easy to be around. in fact, yuffie's impulsiveness is fun and even sort of refreshing, and it brings out a sillier, bolder, and much more outwardly confident impmon. but when yuffie is acting recklessly as a result of being in a bad state of mind, impmon freezes up and shrinks back, unsure of what to do or how to help her.

i have the exact circumstances of yuffie and impmon's first encounter mostly worked out but i dont want this post to be like six miles long so i'll stop here. might as well drop this in the main tags, though idk what to tag this as bc like. yuffie isnt really in this post ?? fuck it we ball i guess

[zephyrine-tale-archived]

Thank you for showing me the project sekai facts but sincerely what the juice

It's a really good game teehee :3 let me try and provide context for the ones i understand

-a character can see ghosts. this is never elaborated on (fuck i dont remember lmao. is it mafuyu?? maybe. oh well i cant elaborate on this lol)

-all main characters can teleport to a separate dimension based on their psyches and also hatsune miku is in there (this is the plot of the game! :3)

-a girl imagines her female friend kissing her and gets so flustered those around her are concerned (she rizzes her up good. also she saves her from dying. they also get married canonically sort of <3)

-a song very explicitly about having sex with men, originally sung by all women, is covered by all men (ifuudoudou akty/fantasista squad cover <3 lmao)

-actually correct me if I'm wrong I can't think of a single love song that is covered by an m/f pairing (WRONG akian gimme x gimme)

-a character causes explosions at school near daily (this guy is an inventor and he's Very Silly)

-a character is sad her friends don't go to the same school as her so her solution is to sprint across the entire city and break into their school to hang out. she does this frequently (EMU OTORI!! shes very hyper and yeah her green haired gamer gf questions it and her orange haired world future star ⭐️ bf also sometimes question it but the previous silly guy she is also dating and they cause chaos together)

-a group gets stranded on a deserted island (canon event, the character in the previous one happens to be a part of a family that owns a theme park! she does ambassadorial shows for said theme park and on the way to one their yacht crashed on a deserted island)

-hatsune miku stops a suicide attempt (this girl who lost herself due to severe emotional abuse and manipulation from her mother tried to strand herself in one of the previously mentioned worlds created from psyches, but miku saves her)

-a highschooler makes a borderline if not outright sapient robotic replica of his childhood friend. nobody considers this a particularly world shattering achievement of ai (this is the guy who blows stuff up)

-the robot was created to help with social anxiety/stage fright (the girl is very social anxiety!! she is an INCREDIBLE singer but due to failing in the past, she cant sing in front of others so she uses the doll)

-the robot has rocket launchers (what can i say the guy who made it is very silly)

-the robot has a job as a theme park performer and gets a salary (yeah)

-a characters family member is dead and it takes her three years to find out (light up the fire... eughh.... not much context honestly it is what it is)

-a character has a body guard dressed in a full mascot costume at all times follow her around (she's the girl whose family owns the theme park! she must be protecc lol)

-a character got into fights with professional wrestlers on tv as a middle schooler/high schooler (not sure the exact age) (i actually have no fucking idea who this is lol)

-there's official sonic collaboration costumes (yep, theyre called Sonic Style)

-fuck is said three times and it's all by members of the theme park troupe that performs for children (indeed! law-evading rock twice and ego rock)

-catgirl hatsune miku almost impales a man without realizing it (they do a magic show in which the man went into a box which was supposed to be stabbed with three swords. but uh oh oopsies miku accidentally uses all five)

-sometimes miku is a catgirl (this is true. one of the mikus has raccoon ear things)

original list by @/lagomoz

somehow i feel like this only made more questions for you but oh well <3

[legionofpotatoes]

I am trying desperately to cling to her memories that are slipping away. I hate how ready I was for all the big ways in which her death would hit me, yet I was caught completely unaware of the million little things that would change along the way. She touched so many tiny parts of my life and now they're all withering away and no amount of photos or videos are enough to keep them from getting further and further away and it feels maddening. I don't know how to hold on to them.

analytically I understand that eventually I will have to let go of all that and accept that things will not be the same. that not every measurable point of contact that she imprinted upon the world will stay frozen in time. and I know that it shouldn't. but I still felt such an odd mixture of pain, anger, and confusion when I saw Yen hop on the pillow she always used to sleep on; when I saw her fill in the spaces and patterns that were always Bastet's. I know a silly little cat isn't intentionally trying to replace the life of another, that is a childish thought to have. but it still tugs and tears at the hole in my gut and confuses me. I've never felt so lost.

It's the maddening realization that life just carries on full-throttle and not a single god damn part of it will stop and honor her memory for even a second. it all just hurdles on and the soils of linear time keep rolling over and burying the old while ushering in the new with unrelenting cruelty. And I'm supposed to be so cool and accepting of that because? what? that I have the capacity to quantify it? none of this feels fair.

eventually I'll forget how the two floorboards creaked whenever she would go for a nighttime walk from the bed and into the outer room. I'll forget the way she'd nag for food and scrape at the balcony door in the mornings. her purrs were like an iron kettle seconds away from beginning to boil, in that momentary rattle on low fire; quiet and bubbly, a low rumble of contentment. she carried herself with dignity and grace, sharing the same space as us but always at a respectful distance. she was one of those chill hang best friends, but in cat form.

she was also the most striking example of one half in an animal/human companionship; I always joked that she shared a soul with my partner. I never knew my SO before Bastet, and I always felt like they were born of the same cosmic splinter and mirrored one another in things both big and small. their personalities, their temperaments, their beauty, their naptimes. they would even curl up in the same exact poses and it never failed to make me chuckle. it's all so dimmer without that half now. I've never seen my partner so alone. it breaks my heart for her.

Bastet was a mixed breed tortoiseshell; she was either pushing her late 17th or early 18th year, we have some birth date discrepancies that I cannot get to the bottom of. her eyes were striking green since childhood and then changed as she aged, her right one turning fully yellow by the end. she always liked a good meal and kept herself relatively chumby throughout the years. I don't think we ever crossed into unhealthy levels of pet obesity, though. she just had that raccoon-like silhouette that we loved to joke about, and a way of keeping her front legs slightly apart when she perched that made for the most charming poses. she took herself oh so very seriously, but she was our round little guy.

she had yellow-black beans and a black nose, and her breath was stinky. we loved her stinky breath. I'll never be able tell her off anymore for initiating one of her full-body baths right next to me as I was trying to eat. she also had a wonderful patch of dusty aroma right on top of her head and between her ears; something hard to place, but incredibly homely. It was a rare treat whenever we'd catch her for a quick noggin smooch. I'll never feel that smell again.

her jellies were very soft and loose, but she hated having them touched. she liked a good rub under the chin and especially across her cheeks, sometimes ending things with a small love nibble. she grew up drinking out of cups instead of bowls, and it became a calcified habit; we knew to always cover stray beverages with napkins with her around. I shudder to think of the next time I'll do it instinctively.

she was very rarely clumsy. My partner's bed frame sits flush against her wall radiator, and Bastet loved hopping on there and wedging herself between the wall and the headboard. we loved how her belly fats would spill over the edge when she did that. trouble arrived, however, whenever she'd decide to turn around and face the other way; that would generally involve carefully backing up for a long while before doing a full rotation. I would always hit her with the ole' truck reverse gear beeping when I'd catch her do it. she'd give me the stinkiest eye.

She wasn't a very playful cat, which we always found strange. She'd get the odd zoomie now and then, but was primarily a dignified lady. She'd slap you around like no one's business if she decided you deserved it though. She never learned to get along with Yen, our second, younger, and dumber cat; we tried smell swapping and shared mealtimes and every trick under the sun to get them to play nice. And we kept trying because Yen, with not even two braincells to rub together, was incredibly curious and forthcoming to spend time with her, yet Bastet was out for blood from day one. We eventually learned to partition them across the house and paid with more than a few fun incidents. Bastet would always get a few good licks in and Yen would learn exactly nothing and try again the next day.

She was territorial like that. She loved my SO like I've never seen an animal love a human. Even her jealousy towards me took almost a decade to erode, and even then, she would never let us cuddle or sleep without making sure to find a good spot to keep an eye on me from. I learned not to admonish but to respect that about her; I was never going to outgrow the depth of their relationship and it became a type of honor to feel accepted into it. I was just happy to be in a place where I could bother her with pets and not get eaten alive!

Best time to do it was when she slept. She was a deep sleeper, and could rip a snore that would scare a flock of pigeons away. We'd quiet down and hurriedly tap one another and then point at her whenever that happened, like silent mimes in a frenzied panic, desperate to hear just one more little snort. It was the best time to gently curl around her and give her a tap and a tug. Most of the time she wouldn't even wake up. She was very soft and huggable.

I know torties aren't considered the prettiest breed, but I always found her coat to be mesmerizing. She was a beautiful cat in that understated sort-of way; well color-coordinated, evenly patterned, and appropriately mannered. She took very good care of herself so we didn't end up bathing her too often. The price for that could be severe and bone-deep, so we kept those decisions tactical. She was an angry fluffball.

I wish I could feel her warm, soft sides again and hear her loud complaints as I attempt to scoop her up. I want to squish her toe beans as she sleeps and see her snicker at something tasty in her dreams. I want to see her demonstrably stretch in front of everyone in the room before flopping to her side and starting her morning bath. I want to see her gently tippity-tap towards her water, give it a long sniff, and then stick her paw straight in to start drinking her own special way. I miss seeing her go about her little tasks and vividly color the periphery of my life in that apartment. it's all so empty now.

Truthfully, most of those habits went away well before her death; as she retreated away from us in her last months, she barely ever exhibited her prior personality. As crushing as this was, it felt almost like a way for her to help us taper away with a gentler ease rather than a hard fall. I know that is not why cats do it. I know that it's not great to anthropomorphize her pain into some amorphous expression of wisdom and compassion towards us. It wasn't. She was in pain and we were desperately trying to help her until it became too senseless to try. But it did end up cushioning the blow just a bit. I suppose that's all I can say about that.

She went away in her sleep. We did it at the clinic, it felt humane. Taking her home would mean a far greater shadow over our day-to-day as her condition had become irreversible and was guaranteed to terminally deteriorate in a matter of days. My partner made the decision, as she rightfully should have, and with far greater bravery than I. I felt lost and cornered and unsure and I was bargaining when I knew there was nothing left to bargain for except for her prolonged suffering. I feel so bad for my selfishness. I know I'm still typing all this driven by it. I want to write down these memories so I can keep coming back to read them and escape her growing absence. But there's no typing out everything that she was and all the ways she touched and bettered us. I know that too.

I suppose in time I will find a way to make peace with the fact that I will forget some of these small things. but I'll make sure to never ever lose anything singular and definitive about her. I talk to her ashes so I can have a reason to say her name out loud. I can't let it slip away from everyday use. And as corny as it sounds, I will always see a reflection of her tiny self in my partner's eyes. They shared the same soul. I hope I can see them reunite again someday.

Today was the first day since her passing when her absence didn't feel temporary. It didn't feel like some unwelcome bump in the road. I truly know now that she's never darting out from under the bed and bonking my hand as it hangs from the armchair ever again. That realization is an endless, bottomless pit. I don't know what to do with it

[matty-hatter]

💚Howdy There Random Fellow Homosapien Human Creature💚

Welcome to my silly little blog 💚 Make yourself comfortable but not too comfortable because I’m probably gonna make you uncomfortable at some point with my ADHD tendencies- WAIT NO DONT GO YOU STILL HAVEN’T FINISHED YOUR DINO NUGGIEZ!

AhAHAH ANYWHOOOOOO! I’m Matty/Matt uhmmmm whatever else you wanna call me because……I wanna cool nickname please.

About me?

Trans man, He/They

Asexual and Demi-Panromantic

I have AuDHD, OCD, Dermatillomania, and Childhood PTSD.

Born on July 26 of 1998. ♌️

INTP 4w5 personality type.

Socially awkward and bad at reading other’s intentions, so please be patient with my awkward ass…..

Special interests are subject to change. But my main ones outside of fandoms are

Birds

Plants

Fungi

Sealife

Animals that most people hate (i.e Raccoons, Opossums, Skunks, Pigeons, Crows, Seagulls, Snakes, Rats, Sharks, etc.)

The entire history and lore of animatronics and pizza places

Puppetry

Ghosts and Cryptids

Cold cases and other unsolved mysteries

Herbal remedies

Wilderness survival skills and other forgotten arts.

I also will sometimes randomly info dump!

My hobbies include:

Drawing and Other types of Arts and Crafts

Animation

Birdwatching

Gardening

Collecting cool rocks and glass shards

Walking and hiking

Nature photography

Theatre

Note, I am a college student and busy.

Don’t be afraid to send me asks or anything! I don’t bite!…………most of the time!

I do have other socials, they have my same exact username!

Ask me about art trades and Or commissions because I’m bad at keeping my commission sheet up to date 🥲

DNI:

TERFS, Homophobes and the like, Racists, Abuse apologists, PED0s, MAPS, Fetish blogs, NSFW, Ableists, Bible Thumpers, Bullies and Harassers, Trans Meds, Anti-Immigrants, Body Shamers, etc.

If you fall under le DNI list, please show yourself to the door or get THE BOOT! :]

BYE!

[diagonal-queen]

HELLO AGAIN! ITS ME, NIGHTGOWN ANON (IG)! Poe ideas omg. I don't know the man well, but I LOVE HIS DESIGN and i see you love him too! I'm more of a ranpo fan but POEEE these are just general headcannons/ideas for gn/fem s/o 🤷‍♀️ if you want you can add on! i'm just sharing my thoughts :)

- You guys spend hours together talking and browsing dress magazines. not only that, but you guys talk about old fairytales and their dresses :) OR ITS JUST HIM AND HE SPENDS HOURS SPENDING TIME ON WHICH DRESS WOULD FIT YOU BEST

- I heard you mention sugar baby? YOU ARE DEF HIS SUGAR BABY OMG. Him on the first date: ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ Look i bought you [insert expensive crap]! You: ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;)

- Wait what if it was you dating him for his BANK but you just started falling in love with the baby boy?? OR REVERSE (which idk how that would work)

- Poe being frusterated at his desk, writing stories to outwit Ranpo at 1AM and sleepy you just nodding along while petting Karl

- Okay hear me out: You have a pet and Karl and your pet get along so they have playdates. Poe uses this as an excuse to get closer to you, and then like you start dating OVER YOUR PETS <3

- Haha you know the song "popipo" imagine you just start calling poe that and hes just like: man wtf

- Head empty only Poe.

haha ill let you know if i have any more bsd ideas because your writing is AMAZING! VERY GOOD 10/10 <3 AGAIN MY LOVE STAY HYDRATED AND HAVE FUN!! ❤️

HELLO NIGHTGOWN ANON (that name is so funny to me skjsksjsjs) AAAAAAAA I LOVE ALL OF THESE!!!! ALSO YES ALWAYS PLEASE DO COME STRAIGHT BACK HERE IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE IDEAS BECAUSE THESE ARE STELLAR

okay so now i really wanna write a fic where you start dating poe for his money (or for a mission or something, maybe agent!reader who's investigating remnants of the guild idk lol) but then you fall in love with him and it's gonna be fluffy but also angsty okay. i need to make an ao3 account. i've read some stuff there but i've never actually posted, so if i ever post stuff there i'll link it here <3 but yeah either way, he would absolutely spend WAYYY too much on the first date.

as for the dress thing, if you're like me and think old fashioned fancy dresses are just gorgeous, he would get some tailored for you and write you a scenario where you could wear them, like an old ball or something. when it comes to poe's 'i must destroy ranpo' agenda you're gonna have to be the mother of the couple. Give him a bedtime and make him shower and give him a time limit for writing because he will not stop otherwise.

i have unfortunately come to learn that it is illegal to own a raccoon where i'm from. however i do have a puppy who would square up against karl for absolutely no reason because she's just silly like that <3 also they would become partners in crime for sure. poe WILL use this as a reason to hang out with you more. he sees the animals getting along as some kind of foreshadowing because writer

change your ringtone to popipo and be like 'hey edgar call my phone rq' and watch his face just 😦 when that song starts playing on your phone he's like 'wh. what is this music' asjkjdaskkhsfhh bonus points if you show ranpo this exact thing because he would find it HILARIOUS

okay this got too long too quick. i am very inspired at this moment. i shall start mass producing poe wips immediately

[kingxlionhart]

official guide to umbra and pryna – umbra cropped weird because tumblr hates images but here they are ! speculative biology under the cut

theyre capable of parthenogenesis, which is like reproducing without a male. kinda like what happened in jurassic park with them all being girls but having that frog dna. it’s been seen in all sorts of animals and i’d have to scramble for like, the exact animal i went with for them (though they probably had different animals) yes this has led to a silly little hypothetical of umbra straight up spawning a cub. suprrise fuckers. i am committing to it though because like. science is fucking weird. so they’re basically mammals. but they also have just some… interesting dna the goal was intelligence and good guard/weapons. so i’m thinking there’s even like, gray parrot/dolphin/raccoon/crow like. high intelligence. these two are capable of speech so the bird dna could have contributed (i also was like… well what if dna was scraped from remains of a species in the same taxonomal family as nanaki) umbra as the king cheetah as the base, and german shepherd. HOWEVER. she also has other breeds and animals that mellow out the anxiety of a cheetah and the aggression/protectiveness of a GSD. she’s not going to like, tear someone apart if rufus is having a meltdown pryna is a siberian tiger base with tibetan mastiff. she is BUFF and FLUFFY. her coat is very soft and very long. she’s an aggressive guard animal, but not reactive. like she’s dialed back and more alert

[2:21 AM]oh i’m goad that sent

[2:22 AM]ah yeah the parthenogenesis either come from the fish thing or the bird thing i think

[despina-x]

(just me writing what’s in my head right now regarding the KNL announcement!)

For clarification! There are three types of art styles (regarding KNL, Kasper/Infected, and Lampert in general).

Copying: Generally okay as long as it’s not used maliciously and you’re crediting the creators. Crediting goes a long way (which they’ve explained multiple times!). Also, copying an artstyle means having basic human decency: don’t cross the boundaries of the creators, don’t trace their work and/or claim it as your own, etc. Common sense.

Inspo: This means you don’t copy every detail, but take a few you like (for example, you use Kasper’s baggy pants but not his snakebite piercings). Take a few pre-existing details, add a bit of your own, and bam! Inspired design/art! This follows the same guidelines as copying the artstyle: basic human decency and abiding by the creators’ boundaries. And crediting! Crediting is important in inspired designs/art as well.

Your Own: Just like it sounds, this design is completely your own. Your imagination, your silly thoughts, and all that jazz! Of course, this can be confused with the inspo artstyle sometimes due to general details. Lampert’s metal anatomy, Kasper’s raccoon tails, etc. General details do not mean you are copying/taking specific inspiration because they’re free for everyone to use. Where it goes into inspo territory is how those details are executed. If you’re going to draw Lampert’s robotic anatomy 90%-100% the same as Mod Eno’s HC design, that’s basically inspo/copying. Same as using the same piercings and their same exact placement as Mod Dum’s HC design. Again, common sense!

*bows and explodes*

And! Little reminder of the Golden Rule: treat people the way you want to be treated! Treat others with respect, and the chances of being respected back are high. Some people will be assholes, that’s how the world works unfortunately, but how you choose to process and respond is very very very important in this day and age. People get worked up over little things and blow things out of proportion when it’s just a simple ask. When the KNL creators state their boundaries, it’s not a threat for fire and brimstone on those who do ship Scenelight/Skaterlight. They’re generally cool human beings who do art and silly things like the rest of the fandom. Mind your own business, they’ll surely mind theirs, and that’s the end of things :) (my take on both sides anyway) Credit them, respect their boundaries, do things you would want others to do. Be a decent human being because that’s cool :D!

Also, my opinion is relatively minor regarding the KNL announcement/situation. It’s also not my place to intervene and swoop in like Superman, I’m just writing what’s in my head currently 💀 Not looking for drama because I’ve had enough of that throughout middle and high school, but it’s nice to have some clarification. Some individuals can be confused/misinformed, and misinformation is the equivalent of poison leaked in the water, leading to crappy tragedy. Not fun :D;

*actually explodes this time*

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

could i get an obey me matchup perchance :o

i’m bi and i use any pronouns. aries sun, virgo moon, taurus rising and entp

appearance: i’m like 5’9 or something idk also can’t tell if my hair is blonde or brown. i have heterochromia and i gotta lotta moles/freckles. i like to wear bright colors and i rarely wear makeup. im 24 but ppl say i look 16. skinny af but i have been told many times that i have a pixar mom dumpy

personality: a lot of people have told me i am very calm but also chaotic. i see humor in everything so i inevitably become the designated “funny friend” in every friend group 😔 i am silly but i’m also smart and responsible i graduated college with a 4.0 gpa and double honors. i have a bachelorettes degree in animation and now i’m getting my masters in creative writing. i wanna be an artist or writer full time someday but for now i teach college fiction writing and that’s pretty fun too. i like to tease ppl and start arguments but only when it’s lighthearted, i avoid real conflict like the plague cuz i’m bad at standing up for myself/setting boundaries. i also hate asking people for things i don’t wanna be a burden. i wouldn’t call myself a perfectionist but i’ll work at something until it’s more than decent bc i hate letting people down. i love to entertain ppl ^_^ i can be flirty with people i don’t like but when it comes to ppl i am actually attracted to i become smooth spongebob it fuckin sucks

likes: iced black coffee, raccoons, cats, birds, blue flavored things, swimming, acting, graphic novels, hyperpop, shitty b movies, punctuality and respect for other people’s time, nature, long car rides, karaoke, fellow creatives and people who treat me niceys

dislikes: spiders, sand, driving, cooking, germs, bad smells, early mornings, dress codes, email etiquette, people telling me what to do “because i said so”

hobbies: writing, digital art, animating, going on walks, making parody songs, ice skating, making and taking online quizzes

other: i have 2 pet birds 4 younger siblings and i’m horrible at sports/dancing i am not in tune with my body at all, also i suck at math. my love language could be whatever they need tbh but i do appreciate quality time a lot

Hi Anon! Thank you for your request! Sorry it took a while; life's crazy at the moment. I hope you like your matchup!

In Obey Me, I match you with...

Mammon is definitely your best match in Obey Me! You're both funny but can be serious when the mood calls for it.

You're both awful at flirting with each other, much to the chagrin of the other brothers. You can flirt amazingly with anyone else, but when it comes down to the people you actually care about, all flirting skills go out the window. The brothers are so tired of it...

Loves watching B movies with you. They're one of his favourite types of movie so you'll hear no complaints from him when you suggest watching one.

Will do all the driving. He's pretty protective of his cars so he prefers to drive anyway. Mammon would love going on long drives with you; he gets to spend time with you without his brothers butting in.

Will also take care of any spiders around the house. But not without demanding a kiss as payment. Feel free to either give him a kiss or a punch.

Loves watching you work on your latest animation project! It's one of the few times Mammon will sit still for more than a few minutes. He just thinks you're really clever for being able to make what you do.

You will definitely be asked to tutor him. You're good at studying and get good marks and Mammon is the exact opposite. He'll try his best when studying with you but it's still a struggle for him. Just be patient and give him rewards when he does well.

Lucifer hopes spending time with you will make some of your responsibility rub off on his younger brother. He also hopes Mammon's irresponsibility doesn't rub off on you...he can really only handle one person in his life acting like that.

[takasgf]

going to put my silly love mails under the cut because😓its stupid

i vividly remember the first time i saw him on my tv's screen. his first appearence in my life, all the way back in 2014/2015 (I was in second grade; cant remember the exact year though). I was instantly mesmerized. I was used to seeing 'talking animals' in other cartoons but this was the first time i have ever seen one in a movie. one so realistic, so genuine, full of personality. i was 8 at the time. I would take each character i remotely liked and made them my imaginary friend. I've been doing this selfshipping thing ever since i was in literal kindergarten. He quickly became one of them - he was my favourite, he was special. For 3 whole years I was known as the "raccoon girl" because i was obsessed with anything that reminded me of him. we dont have raccoons here, and ive had people ask me back then what they are, so it was kinda like my specific childhood characteristic. i liked him so much i wrote an entire self insert crossover fanfiction and showed it to my whole family and class. it was very silly and stupid and badly written (there were a few jokes in there i liked though) but i put my entire heart in it. he fuelled the beginning of my creative journey. he was the first character that became an integral part of my life. i loved him. i LOVED him so much. ive loved him so much i had a few classmates make fun of me for it. I wasnt mad though, just confused. They made fun of all of my interests, so it wasnt his fault. As i grew up i moved onto other interests because i saw this one as childish and perhaps even embarassing. I saw vol 2 when it came out, but i was too caught up in my past to admit to anyone i liked him. here i am though. i went into vol 3 thinking it was finally time to say goodbye to my beloved raccoon and let him be part of my past. BUT IT BACKFIRED. and im in love with him again. im so in love with him. he took care of tiny flake 7 years ago and now i will take care of him. i still am embarassed. because people find passionate individuals like me scary, weird, cringy. they are confused as to how could anyone love something, someone, this much, without shame. its a feeling too close to the human soul to be comfortable. the kind of feeling that rips into your heart and breaks it into particles. the one that tangles your legs and weakens your knees so that you cant walk straight. the one that makes you smile and laugh so hard your face gets red and the butterflies in your stomach return. its too embarassing. its embarassing for me to say that i love rocket, because its too true.

[kissagii]

Yo!

I saw you were bored so here you go~

a goofy fox.

Voila.

Also, I think this is one of the rare times when we are both on here at the exact same time. Lol 😆

So how's your drug identifying class goin?

awwwwww it's so cute <3 <3 and so silly <3 <3

have a silly lil raccoon!

yeah it's kinda rare for us to be active at the same time... love when it happens though!

class got really boring again, i'm being "taught" stuff i learned like three years ago but in half the depth ;-; luckily there's only ten minutes left lol

[whereispearlescentmoon]

Yes!! I’ve actually been trying to write this but the hardest part is that Karn doesn’t really have a character, he’s mostly just a goober. The way I’m writing him rn is that he is initially very smooth and charming and then Pearl spends like, two minutes with him and realizes “oh this man is silly in the exact way I’m silly, we are drift compatible”.

Like she meets him in the hub because she’s looking to open up a new hardcore world during season 9 and he’s there to get some of his mods updated (the way my Minecraft stuff works is that code is something you can absolutely manipulate but also sometimes the Cosmos changes the code so you’ve got to get your own modifications repaired or reinstalled). He’s got on armor in a metal she doesn’t recognize and she trips on her way to ask him about it. He catches her very smoothly and then immediately does a silly wizard voice about watching where you step for who knows what may be lurking on the ground. Also as for your tags about what kind of hybrid he might be, I’m writing him as a fox but raccoon is also very good!

I feel like so many couples who do both do Minecraft have fics written about them meeting but as their Minecraft characters (ie Joel and Lizzie) and I lowkey wanna write one about Karn and Pearl just cause I think it would be funny to have them meet in a hub world and him be like “Yeah I’m not used to being a world without Runic Magic ™” and her respond with “Wanna see my mega base that took 500 hours and has extensive lore?” And that’s love babes