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[theultimatelozer]

You Carry The Genshin Boys

Note: so this includes, Diluc AND Venti and this is jus one of my crack posts LMAOAAO

Diluc

What do you expect? He's a hard workin' man!

He was in the middle of his paper work and when the clock striked 12:00 (Midnight) he felt.. like he wanted to go to slumber.

He drooled at his OWN paperwork, he spent hours on himself.

I would never forgive myself if I did that😭⁉️

You were waiting for him actually, you were just waiting for his cuddles is all. And you felt quite sleepy too.

So you confronted him, well, you actually hesitated quite a bit when opening his office door, "will he be mad at me😟?" is what you thought to yourself.

You looked like a total idiot. You were just standing in front of his door like 🕴❓

Even one of his maids had to tell you, "don't worry. The door is unlocked."

YEA, WE KNOW THAT😭‼️‼️ SAJKD

"mhm.."

"okay, I'll get going now! I still need to clean the stairs." The maid waved her hand as she spoke as a signal of, "goodbye!"

You opened the door after she left, and boom. Hes there, drooling all over his paperwork.

"oh, archons.." was all you said.

You walked (SILENTLY😟) over to him, considering that he is a light sleeper and will wake up anytime.

You were praying to the archons like "plsdontwakeupplsdontwakeupplsdontwakeup" 💀💀

He woke up👨‍🦲‼️‼️

JUst KIDDINF KMAO

He was a heavy sleeper today actually.. probaly stressed over this.

Man, is he heavy!

When he woke up in the morning, he went "wait when was I in the bed?!"

"oh god.. I sleep walked my way here, didnt I.. "

Would question his whole life

"Well, well, well, good morning Diluc." You said with a mischievous voice.

"Oh god, darling, I think I just sleep walked my way here.."

"Sleep walked?"

"Yes.. sleep walked." Diluc's voice started to crack.

"Silly! You sleeped danced!"

"Oh god."

"Yeah.. I was SO scared" you said while trying to hold in your laugh.

"I.. I dont even know how to.. dance." Diluc admitted, hiding himself in the bed sheets with embarrassment.

"BWHAHAHA!" You laughed out.

"Hey.. it's not funny."

"I actually carried you."

Diluc started to make eye contact with you , like 🤨⁉️

He gave the "I know u lyin mofo" face.

You sighed, making your way towards him and putting him in your arms.

Diluc eyes started to widen..

Diluc then hid his face with his hands, slightly blushing, and whispered..

Well, I suppose you proved me wrong this time.

Venti

Long story short, he promised to take you out on a date, so romantic wow😱😱😱😱

Well, this little bard forgot.

Hes like 1000+ year old what do you expect💀💀

Instead, he went to the tavern

SUPRISINGLY, had some money with him.

While at the tavern, diluc was like

"Nahh get outta here I know u ain't got the cash🙄‼‼"

And Venti smirked with his once again, mischievous smirk.

"Hehe he.. "

He gave his money to Diluc.

Diluc went "😨 damn that's a lot"

Diluc then sighed and wus like

"Another soon-to-be-drunk customer☹❗❗"

Diluc gave up in life smh😒😒 loser

As venti drank and drank, he actually drank with Rosaria too!

You were in Windrise, where Venti asked you two to meet n your just there like 🕴‼‼

You looked like an total idiot🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

After like 4 hours you gave up. You did NOT just wait 4 hours for this. And it was so dark too⁉️⁉️

You were like "hol' on.."

"Venti just cant leave me out in the dark like this.. right?"

And that's when it came to you.

You did not go "OHHHHH😨😨" you went-

"oh😒"

Venti, venti, venti.. drinking. smh

You ran to the tavern , 🏃‍♀️ GO GO GO

n while you were still far away from mondstadt

Rosaria said to Venti, "yo .. arent you supposed to *hICCUP* be at your s/o's date.."

"I have a s/o😨⁉️⁉️" was all that Venti said 💁‍♀️

Suprisingly , Rosaria being Rosaria, she healed up real quick, few seconds ago she was drunk as hell and now shes back to normal

Rosaria grunts, "take my money. I dont need them." What else can Rosaria need them for anyway? She's a nun. A nun that drinks

And as soon as you entered the tavern, venti was there, head on the floor. Yes, FLOOR. And drool too..

You sighed to yourself, part of you were angry at Venti and told yourself not to help him, but the other says to do so. Maybe you'll get a prize at the end? For being such a loyal s/o!🙄‼‼

You ain't so altruistic , now are you😡‼‼

So whatever u carried him, he weight like a old man

And ye

So he woke up and wus like

"Oh crap I'm late for my s/o's date😨😨"

Until you barged in and said, "already missed it anyways."

Venti screamed, "AHHHHHHHH"

"Wth I'm not a burglar venti"

"oh, sheesh. Was about to get my bow, so, how.. how did I get here?"

"I carried you."

"Nawwwwwwww jus bc I lie a lot doesent mean u have to too😒😒⁉️⁉️" venti doubted..

"*sigh*.."

You swooped him in your arms and carried him.

"Dayum.. I have a buff s/o here!~ ehe!~"

Hes still sleeping on the couch tho for making you wait 4 hours

Guys I'm done now yey, you can also uhm request any characters reacting to you carrying them, this is actually inspired by somebody but.. I.. I forgor💀💀 but yeah this is just one of my crack posts (expect more in the future) and I'm 13% battery noooooOOoO and it's a sunday tomorrow NOOOOOO