#sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhs

[molinaesque]

"He dips out... the whole world flips over."

[onifanss]

Tharchog x Yansae •

[rocketmoment]

the jam

[cyniicism]

mk and raj are friends and sometimes go on double dates with bowie and julia but they always cause some sort of scene. i don’t make the rules.

[balladofareader]

My family expects me to take part in the family business, my mom wants me to study finance. I do not want to. My whole life it's always been about pleasing my mom, for so many years I was the youngest so everything I did my brothers had already done, and mostly, better than me. I've always wanted to be better than them, I've always tried my best to make my mom proud, I tried so hard somewhere along the way I forgot who I was and tried to be someone else. Naturally I want to agree to study finance, because it will make my mom proud and I will by the first out of her children to get a degree.

Maybe I will end up going to college to study finance because it would make me the first in something and my mom proud. Maybe I'll go because it's going to be the only way I can get into college.

[pigfriends]

the OTHER thing im in the mood for. being filled up with worms/slugs.

maybe an adventurer in a dungeon ends up on the wrong side of a trap and now they're naked in a dark pit and slugs the size of a thigh are forcing their way into every hole, squirming around in their guts and womb and tits, setting up their new home... sliding through your pussy, already an unimaginable stretch, not to mention the feeling once it reaches your cervix... or the ones on your tits, you barely even knew that was possible until suddenly the smallest slender tailtip is forcing itself into your nipple and you're screaming/moaning at the sight and the fedling, the obscene gape as your tits stretch to accomodate the intrustion, the overwhelming feeling of your skin being stretched from within, your tits forced to expand around the wriggling body staking its claim on you. imagine one squirming up your ass - forcing itself in slowly, not because it cares for your comfort but because you're just that tight and it's just so big. and once it's in you can feel the massive weight of it bulging its way up your system. Can you imagine the pressure, feeling like you're gonna puke as this huge, squishy, slimy thing forces itself up your throat and out your mouth...

and you're trapped down there, just being used as a warm shelter for dozens of these things, forcing themselves in and out at their leisure. and after a while, maybe you've gotten used to the stretch by then, maybe not, they breed and lay eggs in your womb, your guts, your tits. and when they hatch you'll have so more of them crawling all over you, smaller than the adults, handfuls of them nearly falling out of your obscenely open holes. and then imagine the babies exploring the littler holes, the truly tiny spaces the fully grown ones couldn't get to, and now you have small, finger-sized crawling up your urethra and in/out of your nostrils and ears. but, naturally, they won't stop visiting their favourite spots just because they're starting to grow, and get a little bigger, you'll just have to get used to the stretch day by day...

of course your pussy and your ass and tits are just totally ruined, constantly gaping and dripping with slime (and maybe some of your own fluids 🤭 did you come to this? or is it all just piss?), and you can see the slugs move beneath your sagging skin, can feel the wriggling bulges under your hands as they maneuver inside of you. you've gotten used to just letting your jaw hang open, even when you don't feel any trying to move out or come in through your mouth, it's just easier to let it happen, your face totally covered in snot and drool and slug slime, your eyes staring blankly up at nothing...

maybe you've even learned how to enjoy it! maybe it was the constant stimulation - even in places that were never meant to be touched, or the addicting stretch and pulse of the hot, squishy bodies against yours, or maybe you've just got slugs in your brain 🥰 but either way, you're a totally useless, blissed-out home for them now, a warm soft broodbag as they breed, hatch, grow, repeat - inside you, under you, on top of you, everywhere. your whole world has been reduced to big, slick, wriggling monsters spreading every inch of you open, and you love it.

[teddybeartoji]

Meet ugly with oikawa is so real. This is what I’m imagining

Post time skip Oikawa who’s a big league volleyball player, has adoring fans, girls throwing themselves at his feet etc etc. He doesn’t hate the attention per se. In fact, he might actually like it. He likes the praise, finds himself craving it. One night he’s on his way home, exiting the court after a big game. He bumps into someone, you, and apologizes. Turns on the charm and puts on a grin, only to find you sneering up at him. He apologizes again, pretending not to be off put by your reaction. You respond with something along the lines of “watch where you’re going” and he feels stunned. He’s never been spoken to like that before. He asks if you know who he is, cause there is no chance you’d be treating him that way if you did, and you scoff and say no, asking him if he’s a celebrity or something. Oikawa falls in love immediately.

Not to burst into here and go off

AHGSDGHASGHDHSGDHGA REMM MY BELOVED!!!!!!!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH PLS I LOVE YOU SO BADDDD<333333333333333 THIS IS SO CLOSE TO WHAT I HAD IN MY HEAD TOO LMAO HE'S SO SILLY FOR IMMEDIATELY BEING LIKE YEAH I AM SO INTO THIS PERSON AHGSHDAGSHHAGH okee but if i'm talking abt my selfship meet-ugly then the only difference would be that i'm to nice to be acting like that toward a complete stranger😭😭😭 BUTTTT i did imagine him bumping into me and spilling all his coffee on me😭😭😭 but while i wouldn't sneer at him (i think) he WOULD get thee meanest fucking glare ahgashgdahsgdhghsa i'm thinking abt maybe i'm in a hurry too right i'm already having a bad day and then this fuckass beautiful man bumps into me and ruins my clothes like are you fucking kidding me ahgsghasghdasghhd

aaand then he's trying to apologize too but i need to go on with my day but he's literally not letting me leave without giving me his number bc he needs to make it up for me and i just roll my eyes and say yes bc well.. how could i say no he's tall and he has brown eyes and he's like pouting at me now too while also trying to make like the stupidest jokes and oh god why does he look so gorgeous whatever it's whatever rem btw i didn't think abt his embarrassed lil smile for the rest of the day btw i was so normal abt that..........................

[jelle-ified]

Need a Elle Greenway cameo ASAP!!! not even as an unsub or something, just like in the background and like JJ or Garcia see her and try to find her all episode because, it can’t be her right? BUT IT IS!!!

They don’t even need to find her at the end i just want an acknowledgment of her

[apollos-olives]

my mosque wants to "hire" me to do journalistic articles and feature stories for them but they aren't going to pay me 😑

[mnty-bubblegmyum]

If I'm gonna tell a tea her I go by Milo or something you have to tell a teacher you go by finn first

I hope they do this or something similar

[enstars-syndrome]

when you put on valkyrie music to "help focus on research" yet only end up "focusing" on writing fanfiction with only artistic partisan looped on full volume in the backgroumd

[ftmkakashi]

everyday i stop myself from saying something horny about obkk publicly and everyday it gets harder

[oh-meow-swirls]

i have so many left. blasters t why are you like this istg.

[choccorin]

new blue lock ep is so ... i'm so ...... like ..... i can't even .... it's just so ☹️ .........

[watchingthecredits]

my hands your hands i'll hold forever <33🛌🌙

[juliens-bakery]

folks, the status of Mission "Don't Develop a Crush on a 30 year old lawyer who's leaving in 3 months" is looking dire