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lacefuneral · 11 months ago

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this is the cruelest thing david jenkins has ever done to me. yeah we're going to put our lead in a cunty little pastel pink suit with a golden waistcoast and cravat that works beautifully with his perfectly coiffed hair and rosy complexion and then we're going to immediately yank him off screen again to have him change into. this.

by the way we're also going to make sure he's shot in shadow the entire time and that the pink suit itself is obscured by motion blur and cropping. oh you wanted to see the details of the brocade? what about what shoes he's wearing with this fit? or what tights? too bad lmao

stede pink suit tribute

#WE WILL NEVER KNOW IF HE HAD LITTLE CUNTY PINK HEELS. OR MAYBE GOLD ONES #he literally looks edible. DILF (dandy i'd like to. feast? idk i'll workshop it)#stede's pink suit is my roman empire and i often see it conflated with the brown suit he wears in episode 8 (not the same one!!!)#i want to see fanart of THIS suit. i want to see cosplays of it #i've certainly considered #i'm still on the fence about what specific suit of stede's i'd wear though bc like #i want to be expressive but i also want ppl to know that i'm dressed as stede #i worry that if i don't wear the Iconic Teal ppl will just be like. ''ah yes. there's a random dandy. anyway....''#sidebar if any BTS about this suit drops at some point you are all LEGALLY REQUIRED to tell me #also the jitter in this video during the zoom is NOT intentional lmao. the original clip is shaky and i tried to manually #keep stede in the center. and you don't notice the jitter from far away but upclose you do #in hindsight i should have slowed down the footage or freeze-framed so there would be no jitter #alas i made this in like an hour tops #just pretend it's me stimming

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