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[lexsssu]

Is it possible to request for more sung jinwoo smut? Pls i'm a starved simpTT

TAGS: Jinwoo/Wife!reader, dirty talk, breeding, smut, drabble Ko-fi | Commissions (OPEN)

Ngl I only just realized that I should have answered this ask with that Jinwoo drabble I recently crossposted from Ao3, but also because of that y'all get a totally new one that hasn't been posted there yet HAHAHAHAHA

Something has gotten into your husband.

How else could you explain the way he didn't even get you into bed before deciding he had to fuck you immediately? The way he so easily lifted you up and down his cock while standing up was certainly something you never expected from him.

"...'m sorry I couldn't reach the bed in time, but I couldn't help myself anymore..."

Despite his seemingly apologetic words, there is no sign of repentance from the way he savagely fucked up into you, almost as if you were just a mere onahole meant to receive his cock and cum.

For Jinwoo, his newfound powers hadn't just amplified his growth and potential as a hunter, but his already burning desire for you, his dearest wife, felt like it was fed steroids AND viagra.

Can he really be blamed for wanting to split your pretty pussy open and maybe fuck another baby inside of you? Fuck, just thinking about how soft and plump you get once he knocks you up again has his mouth watering already.

Perhaps another side effect of this new power was the fact that his depravity was also kicked up a notch or two

"Just cum for me one more time, 'kay sweetie? And lemme cream this pretty pussy too before we take a 'lil break..."

Sung Jinwoo did NOT give you a break, and proceeded to breed you until you felt as stuffed as a freshly-made cream-filled donut. And like said pastry, you could only really lie back as your unapologetic husband cleaned you up, making sure to push back any cum that tried to drip out of your with his long fingers.

Thankfully, Jinah had the foresight to take her nephew to her friend's place knowing full well that her brother and sister-in-law would be...preoccupied.

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[scientia-rex]

Because my most popular post is about weight loss and how it's a crock, I get a lot of questions about various things, including bariatric surgery--just posted the link to the post I did about that--but also Ozempic/Wegovy, the once-weekly injectable semaglutide medication that was developed for diabetes but was found to have independent benefits on weight loss.

I always said that weight loss was like Viagra: when a medication came along that actually worked, it would explode. We'd all hear about it. Fen-phen in the 90s worked, but it was bad for your heart. Stimulants, like meth, may cause weight loss, but they do it at the cost of heart health, and raise your likelihood of dying young. Over the counter weight loss supplements often contain illegal and unlisted thyroid hormone, which is also dangerous for the heart if taken in the absence of a real deficiency. Orlistat, or "Alli," works the same way as the Olestra chips Lays made in the 1990s--it shuts off your ability to digest fats, and the problem with that is that fats irritate the gut, so then you end up with fatty diarrhea and probably sharts. Plus Alli only leads to 8-10lbs of weight loss in the best case scenario, and most people are not willing to endure sharts for the sake of 8lbs.

And then came the GLP-1 agonists. GLP stands for glucagon-like peptide. Your body uses insulin to make cells uptake sugar. You can't just have free-floating sugar and use it, it has to go into the cells to be used. So if your body sucks at moving sugar into the cells, you end up with a bunch of glucose hanging out in places where it shouldn't be, depositing on small vessels, damaging nerves and your retinas and kidneys and everywhere else that has a whole lot of sensitive small blood vessels, like your brain.

Glucagon makes your liver break down stored sugars and release them. You can think of it as part of insulin's supporting cast. If your body needs sugar and you aren't eating it, you aren't going to die of hypoglycemia, unless you've got some rare genetic conditions--your liver is going to go, whoops, here you go! and cough it up.

But glucagon-like peptide doesn't act quite the same way. What glucagon-like peptide does is actually stimulating your body to release insulin. It inhibits glucagon secretion. It says, we're okay, we're full, we just ate, we don't need more glucagon right now.

This has been enough for many people to both improve blood sugar and cause weight loss. Some patients find they think about food less, which can be a blessing if you have an abnormally active hunger drive, or if you have or had an eating disorder.

However, every patient I've started on semaglutide in any form (Ozempic, Wegovy, or Rybelsus) has had nausea to start with, probably because it slows the rate of stomach emptying. And that nausea sometimes improves, and sometimes it doesn't. There's some reports out now of possible gastroparesis associated with it, which is where the stomach just stops contracting in a way that lets it empty normally into the small intestine. That may not sound like a big deal, but it's a lifelong ticket to abdominal pain and nausea and vomiting, and we are not good at treating it. We're talking Reglan, a sedating anti-nausea but pro-motility agent, which makes many of my patients too sleepy to function, or a gastric pacemaker, which is a relatively new surgery. You can also try a macrolide antibiotic, like erythromycin, but I have had almost no success in getting insurance to cover those and also they have their own significant side effects.

Rapid weight loss from any cause, whether illness, medication, or surgery, comes with problems. Your skin is not able to contract quickly. It probably will, over long periods of time, but "Ozempic face" and "Ozempic butt" are not what people who want to lose weight are looking for. Your vision of your ideal body does not include loose, excess skin.

The data are also pretty clear that you can't "kick start" weight loss with Ozempic and then maintain it with behavioral mechanisms. If you want to maintain the weight loss, you need to stay on the medication. A dose that is high enough to cause weight loss is significantly higher than the minimum dose where we see improvements in blood sugar, and with a higher dose comes higher risk of side effects.

I would wait on semaglutide. I would wait because it's been out for a couple of years now but with the current explosion in popularity we're going to see more nuanced data on side effects emerging. When you go from Phase III human trials to actual use in the world, you get thousands or millions more data points, and rare side effects that weren't seen in the small human trials become apparent. It's why I always say my favorite things for a drug to be are old, safe, and cheap.

I also suspect the oral form, Rybelsus, is going to get more popular and be refined in some way. It's currently prohibitively expensive--all of these are; we're talking 1200 or so bucks a month before insurance, and insurance coverage varies widely. I have patients who pay anything from zero to thirty to three hundred bucks a month for injectable semaglutide. I don't think I currently have anyone whose insurance covers Rybelsus who could also tolerate the nausea. My panel right now is about a thousand patients.

There are also other GLP-1 agonists. Victoza, a twice-daily injection, and Trulicity, and anything else that ends in "-aglutide". But those aren't as popular, despite being cheaper, and they aren't specifically approved for weight loss.

Mounjaro is a newer one, tirzepatide, that acts on two receptors rather than one. In addition to stimulating GLP-1 receptors, it also stimulates glucose-dependent insulinotropic polypeptide (GIP) receptors. It may work better; I'm not sure whether that's going to come with a concomitantly increased risk of side effects. It's still only approved for diabetes treatment, but I suspect that will change soon and I suspect we'll see a lot of cross-over in terms of using it to treat obesity.

I don't think these medications are going away. I also don't think they're right for everyone. They can reactivate medullary thyroid carcinoma; they can fuck up digestion; they may lead to decreased quality of life. So while there may be people who do well with them, it is okay if those people are not you. You do not owe being thin to anyone. You most certainly do not owe being thin to the extent that you should risk your health for it. Being thin makes navigating a deeply fat-hating world easier, in many ways, so I never blame anyone for wanting to be thin; I just want to emphasize that it is okay if you stay fat forever.

[harrypotterfuryroad]

What was your journey with all this? Did you at one point blindly agree and then learn new things that changed your mind (like I did) or were you skeptical from the start?

so i was never all in, but i had plenty of friends that were, and when it first started taking off in my social circles (2013ish) i tried my best to keep up with the lingo and be supportive. after all there's a lot of stuff i know i don't understand and who am i to discredit people's lived experiences? my degrees are all in biology so i never bought into the "humans can change sex actually" line, but if the wishful thinking made someone's life easier then sure fine i guess.

the cracks first started to show for me when nonbinary started popping up as a concept. broadly i understood what it was trying to do, but my two instant questions were "isn't everyone a little masculine and a little feminine?" and "if people are uncomfortable with being sorted into box A or box B, how does building box C help them?" i kept asking (out of genuine curiosity) and no one could give me an answer that made sense. obviously i could rattle off now about how this is because the whole thing is built on stereotypes but i was still trying to smile and nod my way through it at the time

my time in my phd program really solidified things for me for a couple reasons. like obv it overlapped with the general rise to prominence of all of this so it was kinda hard to miss, but also i was in an area with a really strong gay community so i got to see firsthand how it took root and grew from there. i saw a prominent local lesbian activist get ousted from my city's lgbt council for butting heads with a tim, and i saw the gradual shift from gay men being super comfortable playing around with the boundaries of dress and behavior to continuous questioning if someone is "one of the dolls" now because he wore a dress once

but also my phd was specifically about a lot of the issues that pop up in this whole debate, like social stress, adolescent development, sex differences in adulthood, and even a little bit about how social media is replacing normal social interaction but isn't meeting the same needs, so i'm watching all this happen while i'm reading papers from as early as the 70s that are basically predicting these exact patterns (then covid hit and amplified everything i was already seeing)

basically i just got more comfortable recognizing when someone is scientifically illiterate but really good at projecting confidence. i had a couple friends who were on lupron (for its on-label use, not as a puberty blocker) and each one had a terrible time, with really intolerable side effects. i looked into it more and it turns out these side effects are really common, which made me think this is a drug that made it through clinical trials but hadn't really taken off commercially so the company is trying to clean up its image or find a new market for it (something we were trained to notice in my phd program). then the drug started getting touted as safe and reversible for kids, and i just finally let myself feel comfortable getting angry about that. if you're saying this drug is safe, you're either lying or uninformed. lupron is the same story as viagra (where its more well-known use wasn't its initial intended use) but with all the leverage of the biggest social justice movement of the day, and it doesn't take much to recognize that without that clout there's no way to positively spin the junk data it's producing

other things i looked into more where the party line falls apart as soon as you screen out the spin: the trans murder rate, the trans suicide rate, prevalence and mechanisms of DSDs, the impact of adolescent testosterone levels on adult physical performance, neurological correlates of gender identity, and what a chromosome is

[holdmygum]

WIP WEDNESDAY

omg my love molly @bigfootsmom tagged me and GUESS WHAT? I actually wrote something today! So here, have a little snippet of something I'm working on for @fivealarmfest

(and I'm posting from mobile and can't be assed to get my laptop out so you get no formatting sorry 🤷‍♀️)

When they're finished Buck leans back in his chair, downing the last of his beer as his hooks his ankle around Tommy's under the table. “So? What's on the agenda for the weekend?”

Tommy grins at him, and it's his same, scrunchy faced grin that Buck loves, but there's a certain look in his eye, too. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small Ziploc bag, the kind people keep cocaine in, and drops it on the table in front of Buck.

At first Buck thinks it's a sunflower seed or something - it has that shape - until he looks closer and realizes it's a small brown pill. “Uh? What is this?”

“Cialis.” Tommy answers with a smirk. “You mentioned Viagra, but this has less side effects and lasts a little longer.”

“I - what?” Buck is confused, trying to think when he ever would have mentioned Viagra, when the memory surfaces from a month ago - that night he'd wanted to go again and Tommy couldn't. “Tommy! I was joking!”

“You were mouthing off is what you were doing.”

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✊🏻 for Dean?

Tagging: @kmc1989 @helsinkibaby @hufflepuffgirl @mimi-8793 @mandy426

Companion piece to Finish What I Started - Dean experiences an unforeseen side effect due to his dialysis treatments.

The first time Dean gets an erection without Viagra he’s in the shower. He’s thinking about the filthy weekend you spent together in a bed and breakfast near the lake when he realises he has a raging hardon.

“Isobel…” He calls out, his hand wrapping around the base of his cock because he doesn’t want to waste the opportunity but then he remembers you’ve already left for work.

You have court this morning, he’s watched you apply your lipstick, a pretty shade of coral. He grips his cock, imagining those sultry eyes of yours on his as your lips leave a pretty trail, leading all the way down his body. He imagines pressing his dick against your lips, how slowly they’d part as he pushes inside. You always moan when he does that, like you need the taste of him on your tongue. It gets Dean off in a way he can’t describe.

Your mouth, it always feels so good on him. So hot so wet, so tight. There’s that thing you do with your tongue where you swirl around the head, fuck it has Dean coming in minutes.

He says your name when the climax hits, his release spilling all over his hand as his head tips back under the water stream. It cascades down his body, prolonging the pleasure as he wrings the ecstasy from his cock.

It’s later that night that it happens again. You’re wearing his Navy t-shirt  and nothing else when you climb into bed alongside him. He gathers you up in his arms, his face buried into the curve of your throat, your back pressed against his chest.

“Did you pop a pill?” You ask him because he’s hard already, his dick pressing insistently against your bare ass.

“No sweetheart.” He murmurs as his hands begin to wander underneath the t-shirt. “That’s all me.”

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[heavensickness]

i'm glad that we all just knew that harry has a big dick. glad we are all on the same page. another harry dick theory which i believe is canon is that he has used a substance similar to viagra at least once because he instantly recognized the substance that the mercenary was using (99.99999% due to alcohol side effects). these are very important details completely relevant to the story and worldbuilding

[houseofbrat]

Of course.

The Will & Kate CULT will continue to live in their bubble while everyone else looks at The Waleses/Cambridges as crazy egomaniacs. The cult members will excuse anything.

See?

Even people who work in cancer education and oncology are aghast.

A pharmacist--who knows exactly what chemo drugs do and has worked with cancer patients and oncologists--watched Kate's video and was basically "WTF?!" Chemotherapy drugs are hazardous chemicals that require special handling, dispensation, and removal. They don't cause people to just walk in a meadow and hold butterflies. They literally cause people to go "FUCK CANCER!" and re-evaluate all the things in life that they have have taken for granted.

Except for Will & Kate.

No, it caused them to go into overdrive with levels of PDA that we would associate with Harry & Meghan.

It caused them to also say "Fuck Harry and Meghan," but not actual cancer! You know, the disease Kate was allegedly fighting so hard these past months.

When you think about the fact that chemotherapy KILLS cells (and not just cancer cells!) and usually has severe side effects, even years later, it's pretty strange to hear someone focus on their overseas brother and sister-in-law!

Harry and Meghan are basically nobodies at this point. They jumped the shark a long time ago in the US. They do not make big waves anywhere, outside of their small fandom. But yet they still live rent free in Will & Kate's heads!

No thank you or acknowledgement to her medical team. Or acknowledgement of cancer charities or resources in the UK. Just me and my journey, complete with a godawful perfume montages. Or is it a Viagra commercial?

Will & Kate and their "fans" are completely out of touch. No one asked for this video, yet any critique of it is met with criticism that the general public "asked" for it.

They could have just put out the statement without any video or photo!

Nobody was interested in seeing them act like this except The Will & Kate CULT! They are the ones eating this up and writing shit like this:

"they FUCK like constantly so as well"

"confirmed disney princess"

"Also whatever videos WK release people will still find ways to complain. If WK are happy to share to the world how happy their family is that Kate has completed chemo, then good for them."

"Catalina happy at home waiting for her hubby so she can ravage him."

"Unfortunately, you are wrong. To say William and Catherine are romanticising cancer for filming a video of their family as they celebrate the end of her treatment... yikes"

"Oh no how dare a family go to the countryside in the middle of the school holidays to celebrate the end of the mom’s cancer treatment."

"I'm crying seeing that very personal video of the Wales family 😭 I'm so happy for William and the family that he and Kate had built and continuously cherished."

"And to everyone who complaining about her sick leave, I would advise them to move to another country that respects people's health. If Kate was working at public sector in my country she would get up to a year paid leave."

Apparently it hasn't dawned on The Will & Kate Cult that Kate is talking as if she never had cancer in the first place. She ran around playing Nerf games weeks ago with no problems. She can only attend Wimbledon when her husband is out of the country. She can only announce she's attending Trooping the Colour the day before.

And now she's doing a Hallmark video about herself and only about herself that no one asked for.

One friend of William and Kate told The Daily Beast: “It’s the reset to end all resets. This is Kate and William as they mean to go on. It’s family first and f--- the haters, f--- the press, f--- Harry and Meghan.

~ Tom Sykes, The Daily Beast, "Kate Middleton’s Cancer Recovery Video Is ‘Reset to End All Resets’: Source"

Tom Sykes' reporting has been pretty accurate these last few months. He reported about Kate not working at all in the future months ago; Kate confirmed it this week. And I have no doubt he's publishing this source's comments about "Fuck _____" because it's a pretty shocking statement to make after a "cancer" "battle." Because Will & Kate did a good job convincing other people that there has been no actual cancer battle.

Will & Kate do not have to talk to or engage Harry and his wife to any degree at this point. William attended his uncle's funeral this month and reportedly did not sit with or talk to Harry. Will & Kate have plenty of staff to intercept their phone calls and communications so that they do not have to talk to either Harry or his wife. The reporting has been pretty solid for at least a year that William does not talk to his brother. Kate doesn't talk to Harry's wife either.

Why are they so obsessed with Harry & Meghan when Kate is supposedly, oh, so busy with chemotherapy? And her health? The very health problem that has allegedly kept Kate from "working" all year?

Because most people who are undergoing something as grueling as cancer and chemotherapy treatments would not waste enough time thinking about their in-laws that they never talk to.

Except Will & Kate!

William's brother and sister-in-law live rent free in Will & Kate's heads!

Which says that Will & Kate were never worried about Kate's "cancer." Because that and the chemotherapy regimen never existed. Which is why Kate did not feel the need to publicly acknowledge any of her medical providers or refer anyone to cancer charities or resources or acknowledge anyone other than herself.

Kate has done a good job positioning herself as a modern-day Marie Antoinette, which is probably an insult to the actual Marie Antoinette.

It's not going to work out well for Kate in the long run. (Or her cult.)

[boredbxtchz]

A Trip to America (Juicy x Reader)

You were attempting to prank your boyfriend Gaege, but the prank went wrong. Was it in a good way or a bad way though?

Warning! This fic contains: swearing, smut, lil bit of fluff sprinkled in, use of female pronouns, slapping (in a kinky way tho-), oral (F receiving), p in v. (I apologize if I forgot anything!)

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"I'm working on it sweetheart." He told you. You were sitting in a discord call with your boyfriend Gaege, trying, but seemingly failing, to get him to come visit you.

He looked to his left briefly, before refocusing on you. "Listen, I have to go. But, I know you're gonna be lonely without me, so I told my friend you would be coming over in about... 10 minutes from now?" "You asshole." "Love you!" He quickly hung up. You sighed heavily and grabbed your car keys, getting in your car and driving to god knows who's house.

Once you arrived, you parked across the street. You walked up to the front door, ringing the doorbell. The door opened and a tall bulky man appeared in the door way. "Hi there! I'm the company ordered for you courtesy of a jackass named Gaege." He let out a deep laugh. "Come on in then. Make yourself at home. I'm Grant by the way." "Nice to meet you Grant." You smiled at him. When you walked in the house, you realized that there were more people than Gaege mentioned earlier. "This mother fucker." Everyone turned to look at you. "Gaege dragged me out here for nothing!" "I wouldn't say for nothing..." he spoke from behind you. You froze. You slowly turned to face him. "No fucking way." Your jaw was practically on the floor at this point with how shocked you were.

"Gaege!" You shouted happily. You ran to him and he engulfed you in a hug while everyone smiled at you both. "I can't believe this right now!" At this point you had started crying. He proceeded to wipe your tears away. "I'm here. I'm sorry I took so long, but I'm here." He whispered to you. "Wow. I didn't know that Juicy could act like a normal human being." Mully broke the silence. You chuckled.

Everyone drove to Eddie's house to have a sleepover, while you drove yourself and Gaege back to your house. "Home sweet home." You sighed, placing your keys on the table in the foyer. "Hopefully you can move in with me soon." He mentioned. "I'm trying babe." You told him.

The both of you went up the stairs and to your bedroom, searching the dresser for your pajamas after throwing Gaege some sweatpants. "I'm going to shower quickly." He kissed your forehead and locked himself in the bathroom. In the meantime, you had the brilliant idea to prank him. So you grabbed your phone and opened your texts with Eddie.

Y- Hey Ed? I've got a question.

E- What's up?

Y- Do you have viagra?

E- The hell you need viagra for??

Y- Pranking Gaege

E-Yea I've got some. What's the plan.

Y- Let's put a shit ton in his coffee before we get there tmrw morning.

E- I gotchu dawg.

You snickered to yourself. "What's so funny, huh?" Gaege hugged you from behind and kissed your head. "Nothing baby. Let's get some rest. Eddie's birthday is tomorrow after all." He nodded and you both went to bed.

In the morning, you drove to Eddie's with Gaege and found Eddie trying to force feed Mully a banana. You ignored their mindless bickering and went up to Eddie. "So where's his coffee?" He smirked and Mully started laughing. "It's the blue mug. Mully found out by the way, he was reading my texts over my shoulder." "You better keep quiet Mully." He sealed his lips like a zipper. You grabbed the blue mug and your mug, walking over to Gaege. "Here's your coffee baby." He smiled and thanked you, pulling you into his side and kissing your forehead. "You guys are dating??" Josh asked. "Yup. Did you hear that Mully!? You're the only single pringle here, wife beater." You shouted to him jokingly. Everyone started laughing.

You all went to Eddie's parents' house for his birthday. And you could tell the viagra was effecting him. Gaege leaned into your side. "You good there big man??" You tried your best not to laugh. He leaned closer and whispered to you. "Need you so bad right now sweetheart, you don't even know." "You have to wait baby. We have to go to Eddie's birthday party." You whispered back. He nodded, clearly not satisfied with your answer.

Eddie's party was over, and after a lot of cleaning up, you all were headed back to Eddie's house. You and Gaege were put in separate cars, much to his dismay. You laughed to yourself the whole way back about the prank, but you made a fatal mistake. You put Mully in the same car as Gaege. And Grant was driving.

Everyone made it out of the car an into the house, before you received a sympathetic on the shoulder from Narrator. "Sorry ahead of time. It's Mully's fault by the way." You turned to Mully. "What did you do."

You were pulled into Gaege's chest from behind. "You made a mistake baby girl." He whispered in a low and stern tone. "Fuck you, Mully." You stated. "Eddie, sorry to leave early, but I'm not feeling well and she's my ride." Eddie nodded. "Just go dude. Take it easy on her." He disregarded Eddie's words and guided you to the car. "keys." He held his hand out to you. You gave him the keys and you started your drive home. "Your so fucked when we get home, princess." He said, not even sparing you a glance.

When you got home, he practically ripped the door off its hinges. "Go upstairs and wait for me. You better be on the bed too." He ordered. You slowly dragged yourself up the stairs. "Now. Baby." He scolded. You were now skipping a few steps on your way up, stopping to peak over the railing at your now pacing boyfriend. But he saw you. "Don't make me tell you again, sweetheart. Last chance." He said coldly. You nodded quickly and ran the rest of the way to your room, closing yourself inside. You let out the breath you hadn't known you'd been holding and got on the bed.

A few minutes later, Gaege entered the room, tossing his shirt somewhere in the room. You swallowed harshly. He made his way to the bed and climbed above you, attacking your neck with open mouth kisses, dark purple bruises appearing with each kiss. "Fucked me up good baby, I'll give you that." He told you between each hickey he gave you. He ceased his attacks on your neck to look you in the eyes. "But your really gonna regret it." He smirked. He leaned back and sat up on his knees, lifting your bare leg over onto his shoulder. He kissed the side of your knee. " you look so damn beautiful in this skirt." He kissed down your leg slowly until he reached the middle of your thigh. "And now, I'm thinking you did it on purpose to tease me." And he was right. Gaege is someone where if he wants to be patient, he can be patient. You were testing the waters, seeing what it takes for him to lose his patience. He brought your other leg to his free shoulder, pulling you from your thoughts. He began kissing up your leg as he did the other. "You've been bad today, baby girl. Now its time for your punishment." He said smoothly.

His hand found it's way under your skirt and he swiped the pad of his finger up your clothed core, stopping at the top and thumbing your clit. "Oh shit!" you moaned, and he ceased his movement completely. You whined. "Keep your voice down sweetheart. As much as I want the whole neighborhood to hear you scream my name, this is a punishment. So keep your voice down, or I'll stop. Understood?" You nodded sheepishly. He slapped the inside of your thigh. "Words, sweetheart." "Yes sir." You spoke quickly. He kissed the place he had slapped previously, slightly soothing the pain. "Good girl." You squirmed a bit and it certainly didn't go unnoticed. "Does my sweet girl like it when I praise her, hm?" He teased. He began lightly rubbing your thigh, using his free hand to remove your panties. "You won't be needing those." He slipped a finger into you without warning. You were quick to cover your mouth, muffling a small moan. He chuckled at your reaction. "So sensitive." He pumped his finger in and out, adding another. You bit your lip hard, suppressing the sounds threatening to spill out. You whined at the loss of contact, but he glared at you. "Don't forget what I told you baby." He harshly reminded.

He dipped his head under your skirt, pushing your shaking legs against his head. "Hold still sweetheart. Or I'll leave you like this." You held yourself as still as you could as he slowly licked a stripe up your folds. Your back arched off the bed and you covered your mouth. He chuckled against you, nearly pushing you to the edge. He harshly sucked your clit, inserting two fingers to compliment. "Please..." You pleaded quietly. "Scream for me baby." Your hands found themselves tangled in his hair, back arched, and making the prettiest noises he'd ever heard. You felt the familiar coil in your chest tighten, and you were quick to voice it. "Baby please... I'm so close..." This cause him to halt his assault quickly. You groaned out of frustration.

He removed the rest of your clothes, stopping to admire your body. "god your so beautiful." He whispered. You smiled. He removed his ever so tight jeans and boxers, letting his erection spring free. And your jaw hit the floor. He. Was. HUGE.

"Uhm, babe... I'm not sure it'll..." you trailed off, but he wasn't having it. "My good girl is going to take every last inch. Isn't that right?" He said. "Yes sir." He spat in his hand and stroked his cock a few times, lining himself up with your hole. He glanced up at you, "Are you ready? Tell me to stop and I will." You shook your head, "Keep going. I want this." He didn't hesitate to bottom out after hearing that. You winced slightly at the pain.

After a bit of waiting the pain died down and you moved your hips against his to get some friction. He leaned down and gave you a sweet kiss and slowly started thrusting into you. You began squirming for even more friction and he took that as a sign to speed up his thrusts. The room was filled with loud moans of his name like it was the only word you knew and his occasional grunts. "Damn baby. your so fucking tight. It's sucking me in. Fuck your so sexy." He said breathily. You were nearing your release rapidly and the feeling wad starting to overtake you. "Baby, I'm so close, keep going, please!" You pleaded. He brought his hand down to circle your clit, sending you over the edge. But he wasn't done. He didn't even let you ride out your high before he started thrusting into you at high speeds once more. You cried out. "C'mon baby, you can take a little more." He bit his lip, nearing his end fast. "Shit!" He grunted, burying himself deep inside you and releasing his seed. "Shit. I forgot to pull out." He winced from the sensitivity while pulling out. "It's okay, I'm on the pill."

He flopped down next to you and smiled. He turned to face you, pulling the covers over the two of you. "I love you so much." He whispered to you before turning the lights off.

"I love you too."

[yawujin]

mroski i saw u asking for 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 requests and im here to deliver bc kinktober been dry as hell like GHGGRHRG THE DROUGHT… stupid characters from hetalia (that i will be naming at the end) coming home with a random viagra-like pill they grabbed off the shadiest place they could and begging to try it, thinking its probably fake or just low quality. but then s/o reluctantly agrees and theyre(only the character in my scenario, but feel free to tweak it to your liking) hit with immense horny, like not even the good kind theyre borderline about to pass out from the fever lol. how does that go? please make it not only 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 but also funny because i need the positivity in my life… anyways my proposed characters are north italy, denmark, prussia and america. feel free to do whichever ones you like!

it's been drier than a desert fr fr...luckily, october is the time of year i get the most inspired and creative. i chose prussia bc i feel like this scenario would fit him the best. enjoy 🪄

request˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ a mysterious pill (hetalia x reader)

type | nsfw , aphrodisiacs , smut , prussia thinks he's a sigma male 🐺 , long , drug usage (i guess) , they/them pronouns used

"no gil, don't take that." they grumbled, grabbing the pill from his hand. gilbert had brought home a singular pill he found inside one of those orange containers one would get at the pharmacy. but they could tell, this was not something any doctor would prescribe. they examined the neon pink gel pill, watching the kitchen lighting above make the bright color reflect onto the palm of their hand. what even is this? they pondered to themself.

"now schatz...why shouldn't i?" he cocked his head to the side. "i bought this specifically for you and i to have a much better time together."

they could hear the smile in his voice. then, it clicked and they realized exactly what he was talking about.

"i didn't think you were serious about getting something...something like this!" they stuttered out. gilbert smirked. "try it out."

they looked at him in disbelief. he lowered his head and shrugged. "the worst that can happen is that it turns out to be a fake." they stood there listening to his words in silence. he got closer to them, putting a hand up on their shoulder. "maybe it's a placebo." he sounded like he hoped it would be.

gilbert had poured them a glass of water as soon as they agreed to take it. "come now, drink up." he grinned.

"i still can't believe you bought a knock-off viagra." they said disappointedly. then, they took the pill in their mouth, sipping some water and swallowing hard. it tasted awful going down, but if this were to work the effects of the drug were about to wipe that taste from their mind completely.

the pair waited five minutes, then those five turned into ten. it seemed a bit longer to them since gil was asking if they felt anything every three minutes. they walked over to the sink and put their glass down inside. "no gil, for the last time i—" they held onto the kitchen counter with might as a hot, electric shock rushed to their core. "AH!" they felt as though they were about to collapse. gilbert rushed to their side, his hands at their back and waist.

"gil...i'm going to fall." they were feeling dizzy, like they were losing control of their own legs. gravity felt heavy and all of their weight was being pulled down. "i've got you." he reassured them as he tried to get them to stand again. "lean onto the counter."

they tried to stand without wobbling. with every slight brush of gilbert's hands on their waist, they felt the same heat rise in their abdomen. that dizzy feeling wasn't letting up, either.

"no, no. i can't. just take me to bed." they pleaded. they didn't need to tell gil twice. he was quick to lift their arm over his shoulder and carefully walk them over to their bed.

he laid them down carefully, sat at the edge of the bed, and raised a hand to their forehead. "mein gott, you are on fire." he shook his head. "i think," he was looking to leave and find his cell phone. "i should call the hospital."

"no!" they exclaimed. he looked worried. "just stay with me, okay?" they asked sweetly. they gestured for him to come nearer, and placed their hands on his face gently. "can i get a kiss?"

hesitant at first, gilbert brought his face up to theirs and smoothed his lips over their own. boldly, they ran their fingers through his hair and tugged at a few strands, earning a low moan from him. he pulled away almost instantly.

"huh...is it working?" his eyes were wide.

"isn't it obvious? i need you right now!!" they were upset gil pulled away so abruptly. "please do something..."

gilbert looked at them and chuckled. "should i tear off all your clothes like an animal and howl while i fuck you?" he imitated a howl, immediately shutting up when they grabbed him by his shirt.

"what do you think you are? a werewolf?" they smashed their lips up against his and smiled when they heard him moan in a surprised delight. "hurry up, do ANYTHING." they pleaded. it was getting too much for them to bare.

gilbert took off and threw all of his clothes to the floor in a hurry. he noticed the bright red color that dusted his partner's cheeks. that flushed looked on their face got him bricked faster than he would like to admit. "are you so horny that you can't even move?" he mocks them, thoroughly enjoying the cute noises that follow right after. he helps them take everything off as well. "alright...turn around for me, please."

they feel him press himself against their ass. his hand is around them, sliding it up their stomach, and getting closer to their chest. their eyelids grow heavy and finally shut. the heat builds up in their head, the fever making them feel like they're about to pass out from all that pleasure. with every inch that gilbert slowly adds inside of them, the closer they feel to coming. they've barely begun, and yet it feels like they won't last much longer.

[eldritch-spouse]

Ok, but what if Santi, Lacai and Vesper try viagra?

[Was your plan to just get fucked to death?]

In all seriousness, it depends.

No concubi need viagras, as you should know by now. They're sexually functional until the end of their existence, old age will not stop them from fulfilling their basic necessities. Although illnesses/wounds of different natures might, in which case viagra can maybe boost them a little, but is far from a life-saving alternative.

Besides, even more so than some humans, concubi are extremely insecure about needing any form of sexual supplement to perform (this applies to incubi and succubi).

Lacai might find himself getting harder just a tiny bit more than usual. He will experience headaches every now and then, maybe a slightly dizzy episode.

There's no indication that Santi took it beyond uncharacteristically congested nostrils. Like he's sick.

Viagra does absolutely fucking nothing to Vesper.

Of course, if they persist on taking it, they'll likely overdose at some point. There are health consequences for their kind still.

Generally speaking, in a world where concubi get erectile dysfunction, viagra is hardly ever viable, the harmful side-effects of it being more likely to show instead of the intended effect itself.