#sid x jester

[cerealbishh]

i wish we got more of steve and sid in galavant...

[sacr3d-joeyxx]

The new hire pt.1

Slipknot x Reader

TW: Puke

In 1999, a couple of hours after the final show of the Ozzfest tour, your uncle brought you to help out Slipknot backstage. He's a close friend of Clown/Shawn, and he was aware of you being tech-savvy, he recommended you to Shawn for the job. Soon, you found yourself in the band's green room, meeting everyone for the first time. Laughter and chatter filled the room until they all fell silent, fixing their gaze on you. The tension was so thick that you could probably cut it with a knife, you could drop a pen and it would most definitely echo.

Your breathing hitched and you sighed…before taking a deep breath in then out..but your nose was met with a down right foul smell..it smelled like sweat, piss, throw up, alcohol and possibly death to be completely honest. You felt your eyes water and your vision became full with cloudy tears, you knew they would smell like swamp-ass but it smelled like a rotting water-logged corpse..whose body was found in a dumpster

“You think they might puke?”

The one whose mask made him look like Pinocchio, but as a drug addict..they all looked like drug addicts..

“If they do…”

One of the other men started to say, he was short but not the shortest.. he had green-ish dreadlocks that seemed to be threaded through his mask..

“Sid..I’ll pay you 20 dollars if you eat it..”

You gagged again at the thought of you puking but then you gagged even more because it was possible someone in this group would eat it for just 20 dollars.. but then again this was ‘Slipknot’. You gagged again before actually puking, it was all you ate for breakfast and last nights dinner..which was Chinese food.. but you exhale and turned around and took a step out of the green room to prevent from puking any further.

A couple of minutes passed before you hear from the outside of the green room someone else puking their guts out which was followed by a large meaty thud against the green room floor.. and that was followed by a fight and yelling match about how they lied about the 20 dollars, but if you were hearing this right that meant the one they called Sid actually ate your puke for 20 dollars but he was lied to.

“Corey you fucking lied! Give me my 20 dollars!”

That has followed up with a loud voice yelling at them to stop fucking around and try to keep their selves together. You hear the green room door open and out steps a man in a pig mask, he’s pretty tall yet not the tallest..

“Are you okay? You kinda puked your guts out in there..”

You could tell the man in the pig mask was concerned yet trying to liven up the mood with some humor.

“Yeah…it’s okay..I’m okay.. it’s not the first time I’ve puked my guts out and probably not going to be the last”

He chuckled slightly after that and then proceeded to take something out of his pocket..it was money..but he chuckled slightly behind the mask.

“Corey did have the 20 dollars..I just wanted to see Sid tackle his ass..”

The green room door opened again and out came the other taller members..Pinocchio the drug addict..a jester who should not be trusted around weapons and then the most intimidating person there..his mask was leather but it was made to look like metal..It was cool but the piercing blue eyes made him look so uncomfortably scary..

“They okay Pauly?”

The jester mask spoke up, before his eyes meeting yours and interlocking for a long time..Someone cleared their throat and he stopped looking at you..

“Jim, stop you’re going to creep them out..”

Jim rolled his eyes and chuckled..he stepped back and leaned against the green room door, before there was someone who rammed against it knocking Jim down on the patchy old dead grass..Sid was the one who rammed the door and he was now on top of Jim.

“Sid! Get fuck off of me, you smell like puke and piss…!”

Jim and Sid rolled around for a little bit until Sid let go because he hit his tailbone on a sharp rock, Jim got up and dusted himself off and then proceeded to take a look at Sid who was whining about his tailbone.

“God, what the fuck am I going to be managing for the next couple of months..”

A small chuckle left Paul’s mouth..he leans against the green room wall and brushes hair out of your face and behind your ear..

“Why don’t you join us for a night out on the town before we pack up and leave?…”

The man in the leather mask that was trying to pass it off as metal chuckled softly.

“Then you’ll really see the band in a different light~”

[tadcoopers-throneroom]

Here's some platonic suggestions: Richard and Gareth, Gareth and Sid, Sid and Isabella, Sid and Jubilee, Jester and Vincenzo.

I did my best but a lot less funny and cute platonic gifs, that didn’t sound romantic out of context.

Also I’ll do Sid x Galavant to complete the og trio

Richard X Gareth

Gareth x Sid

Sid x Isabella

Sid x Jubilee

Jester x Vincenzo

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All July 2017 Song Recommendations

Missed a post? No problem. Here’s a list of all the song recommendations for July 2017.

1. Schwarz Stein - New Vogue Children 2. Story of Hope - Forever 3. Hold Out Hope - Twilight Syndrome 4. Head Over Heels - Haters Gonna Hate 5. Salty Dog - Meteor 6. Anarchy Stone - Our World 7. Uplift Spice - Omega Rythm 8. Secondwall -  “恋の終わりに、桜舞い散る” 9. Touch My Secret - Like A Paradise 10. Pulse Factory -  希望灯 11. Delhezi - Alone 12. Neko - Fade 13. Jiluka - Lethal Affliction 14. DIV - Seasons 15. Kaya - Salome 16. Duel Jewel - Azure 17. Moran - Eclipse 18. Wing Works -  『シルヴァー』 19. Jupiter - Nostalgie 20. Jiluka - Omelas 21. DIV - RxR 22. The Black Swan - Ruvish 23. The Thirteen - Liar Liar 24. Galneryus - Angel of Salvation 25. Pentagon - Tetsu Kizu 26. Smileberry - No More Cry 27. Luche - Heartless 28. Realies - Step By Step 29. Avanchick -  「ねぇ…神様？」 30. Codomo Dragon - Wolfman 31. Clowd - Rudeness Resort 32. Ladybaby -  Renge Chance 33. Tenshi No Yume - Niwa 34. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - PONPONPON 35. Soroban - Sekishoku Ranpu 36. Novelis - End Roll 37. Serial Number - Futari No Paradise 38. Lolita23q - Ceramic Star 39. The Kiddie - Soar 40. Vidoll - Eve 41. Juka - Aravesque 42. Velvet Eden - Igyou Hime 43. Malice Mizer - Beast of Blood 44. As.Milk - Disturb 45. Razor -   ネイキッド 46. Art Cube - Suna No Hana 47. D=OUT - Sunrise 48. Vistlip - Chimera 49. Megamasso -  Hoshi Furi Machi Nite 50. Kamijo - Throne 51. Balalaika -  「刑法202条」 52. Ensoku - This Is A Pen 53. The Piass -  螺子時計リビドゥー 54. Umbrella - Keihaku Na Hito 55. Baiser - Pegasus 56. Babylon - Loveless Involve 57. Screw - Raging Blood 58. Necro Circus - Cynical Romance 59. Blood - The Funeral For Humanity 60. Buck Tick - Romance 61. Kerbera - Counterpoints 62. Dio - Garasu No Umi 63. Ansinomy - Danpen Kou 64. Siva - Youen 65. Sugar - Afterglow 66. Dolly - Moonlight Disco 67. Popcore - Heart 68. Lc5 - Refrain 69. Ecthelion - Drive U Crazy 70. Yeti - Monochro 71. The Sherry - Future 72. Vistlip - Period 73. Depain - Doll 74. Kuroyume - I Hate Your Popstar Life 75. Celestial Garden - Monochrome Pleasure 76. Chemical Pictures - Walking Ashland 77. Misaruka - Jester 78. Piko - Tears In 79. Asami Shimoda - Meltdown 80. Nega - Haunted Jealousy 81. 12012 - Tattoo 82. AND - Bluff 83. Spiv States - Flavor 84. Fake Cradle -  Dare no tame demo naku 85. Feeche - Meisei 86. Fenrir - Butterfly Effect 87. Kiryu - Ameyo Ni Waraeba 88. Galruda - Progress 89. Purple Stone - Blame 90. Claire - Moon Dew 91. Aim - Hysteric Liar 92. ISK;M -  「未来trip」 93. Litchi Hikari Club - Dark Knight 94. Yuyoyuppe - It’s Over 95. Undivide - Verge 96. Sid - Enamel 97. Akira - Aoki Tsuki Michite 98. Lisa - Rising Hope 99. The Lotus - Grace 100. The Gallo - Belial 101. Sujk - Stay With 102. Light Bringer - Hyperion 103. Kitcha Saventhes - Stay Alive 104. Sol Ardour - Heart of Violents 105. Hybrids - Illusion 106. MinstreliX - Caterina 107. Baby I Love You - No One Is Immortal 108. Lusia - Ibara No Ori 109. Amano Izanagi -  Yamato Takeru no Mikoto Daiichishou～Seisei 110. Veronica -  Urami Koushinkyoku 111. Paranoid Circus - 69 112. Van9ish - Jewel 113. Gimmick - Whispered Cell 114. Ry:dia - Anata No Senaka 115. I.rias - Vawdy Rabbit 116. Fi’Ance - Ring 117. La’Miss Fairy - Dress 118. Arege - Nocturne 119. Laybial - Visage 120. Vice Risk - Nostalgia 121. Distray - Still 122. Crossfaith - Rx Overdrive 123. Dir En Grey - Toguro 124. Infi2ty - DualxFace 125. Anima -  不完全カタルシス 126. Syndrome - Deep Sky 127. La:Sadie’s - Setsudan 128. Vrzel - Fivefold Envy 129. Zero Mind Infinity - Be Proud 130. Avel Cain - ID 131. An Cafe - Jibun 132. Deep Girl - I Kill 133. Meteoroid -  「背徳者に敬礼を」 134. Mazeran -  寄生 | マゼラン 135. Krad - Plantman 136. Yusai -  『アイラク偽心』 137. NEXX - Neo World 138. NEXX - BBG 139. DIV - Teddy 140. Akaku Somatta Kioku -  トラウマ 141. ViV - Anagram 142. Develop One’s Faculties - Insert Memory 143. Shiva - Varuna 144. LiPS - Maria 145. Amy Dolly - Pain Pain 146. SiM - Make Me Dead 147. The 3rd Birthday - I Am 148. ZON - Super Liar 149. Xaa Xaa - Saigo No Uta 150. Razor - Missing Piece 151. Doguramagura - Mennheraderera 152. Mekakusi - Mi Wo Shiru Ame 153. Devize - Ambrosia 154. Gaga - Sky 155. More - Nokoriga 156. Synk;yet -  [絲] 157. SchwarzKain- Moment Glow 158. Ensoku - 12 Monsters 159. Sibilebashir -  『二重人格』 160. Avanchick -  「他人の不幸は蜜の味」 161. Dezert -  大塚ヘッドロック 162. Razor - Maisou 163. Rides In Revellion - Close 164. Monolith - Akatsuki 165. Kra - Eclipse 166. Kiryu - Sazanami 167. Royz - Lilia 168. Kameleo - Obake 169. Sadie - Madara 170. Lycaon -  「gossip-ゴシップ-」 171. The Gallo - Incubus 172. Gossip - Kimi Ga Anoyo Ni 173. Reign - Death Mary 174. Matenrou Opera - Helios 175. Miyavi - Torture 176. Dice and Joker - Eternal Insanity 177. L’Arc~en~Ciel - Yokan 178. Gacharic Spin - Next Stage 179. Jiluka - Ajna 180. Miseria - Mad Brain 181. Chronus - Brand New Days 182. Blesscode - Bizarre 183. Amanjaku - Suicide World 184. Link - Protective Color 185. Follow -  「ピノキオ」 186. Jilled Ray - Scars 187. Astaria - My Venus 188. Lin - Missing Melody 189. Xenon - Planetaria 190. Crimson Shiva - Exdysist 191. Holyclock - Akasha 192. Codomo Dragon - Butterfly 193. Chariots - Rinpun 194. Royz - Pandemic 195. Nihilizm - Anthology 196. Spell Box - Monochrome 197. 2nd Dyz - Neo Gate 198. Nega - Deluge 199. Piece - Brave Sword 200. Choujikuu Android Piece -  Atomic Beam 201. Airish - Sora Iro Letter 202. The Lem - Prism 203. Eve - Divergence 204. Jackman -  平成B型 205. Wing Works -  『シルヴァー』 206. Adams - One and Only 207. Gigamous - Giga Speaker 208. Jiluka - Citrus 209. DIV - Vanish 210. Deviloof - Nightmare 211. Jiluka - B.A.L.U.S. 212. Gore - Itan 213. NoGoD - Missing 214. Far East Dizain - Dizainerve 215. Rides In Revellion - Rusty Nail 216. Die/May - No Longer Burden 217. The Gazette - Guren 218. Tra Tra Tra - Unchain 219. Meidara - Oni No Me Ni Mo 220. Diaura - Kinji Roku 221. D=OUT - Shangri La 222. X Japan - Endless Rain 223. Dadaroma - Yume Tarareba 224. Daizystripper - Smile World 225. Rides In Revellion -  紫煙 226. Blood Stain Child -  Tri Odyssei 227. Avanchick - Liar 228. Vrzel - Mind 229. Blood - Sweetest Disease 230. Malice Mizer - Beast of Blood 231. Moi Dix Mois - La Dix Croix 232. DIV - Natsu No Yukue 233. Deathgaze - Dead Blaze 234. Luna Sea - Deja Vu 235. Deathgaze - Ring The Death Knell 236. Babykingdom -  カマッチャイナ！ 237. Chiodo - Emorir 238. Jilled Ray - Maria 239. Lig -  「ホロスコープ」 240. Madeth Gray’ll - Missantroop 241. Kuroyuri To Kage -  「黒百合と影」 242. Calmando Qual - Born Iqual Pain 243. Speed-ID - Moonshine 244. Sakrun -  白昼の足跡 245. Ru:natic -  精神欲求不安定 246. Mazohysteria - Your Only Master 247. Missalina Rei - Meruhen Yuuenchi 248. Shelly Trip Realize - Mirakuru Fantasy 249. Lynch - Ambivalent Idea 250. Kiryu - Oirantan 251. Kuroyuri To Kage - Chocolate Kaidan 252. Mejibray - Uka 253. Deprive -  タイトル不明 254. Kuroyuri To Kage - Yokusou 255. Canary -  死期の影 256. Deshabillz -  劇薬喜劇 257. Lolita23q - Nejidokei Libido 258. The Gazette - Calm Envy 259. Dir En Grey - Garden 260. Megaromania - Ideal Future 261. Memento Mori - High Collar Ondo 262. Vierge - Myth Shine 263. Gill’e Cadith -  哀愁ぱれっと 264. Karen - Dusty Mirror 265. Grieva -  Taihaitekikyou Sou 266. Jelly Berry - Mother Crisis 267. Gossip -  Akudōkai -Kusottare  Kōshinkyōku 268. Aliene Mariage - Suicide 269. Kagerou - XII Dizzy 270. Jennie - Hate 271. Kaggra - Urei 272. Lareine - Fuyu Tokyo 273. Kamijo - Death Parade 274. Versailles - Ayakashi 275. Mejibray - Decadence - Counting Goats 276. Matenrou Opera - Gloria 277. Plastic Tree - Ghost 278. Psycho Le Cemu - Ai No Uta 279. Deluhi - Frontier 280. Janne Da Arc - Feel The Wind 281. Schwarz Stein - Last Hallucination 282. La'cryma Christi - Forest 283. Due Le Quartz -  Jisatsu Ganbou 284. Shazna - Melty Love 285. Kuroyuri To Kage - Hesonoo 286. Kuroyuri To Kage -  「未遂」 287. Pentagon - Popcorn Monster 288. Shin - Jack The Ripper 289. Silently Shooting Traitors - Manipulate 290. Breathe My Words - Trigger 291. Azami - Farewell 292. Nocturnal Bloodlust- Break This Fake 293. Darrell - Dead Inside 294. Razor - Liquid Vain 295. C-Gate - Broken Wings 296. Victim of Deception - Suffering 297. Paledusk - Bonds 298. Alive Like The Flame - Empty 299. Graupel - Etherial 300. Inception of Genocide - Bullseye 301. Soul Japan -  ‘落ちこぼれからの脱却’ 302. 7 Years To Midnight - Mirage 303. FOAD - Our Future/Our Past 304. Hotoke - Trend Kill 305. Crystal Lake - Omega 306. A Ghost of Flare - Endless Demise 307. Last Day Dream - Violet Blood 308. Falling Asleep - Bookshelf 309. Earthists - Cybele 310. Enth - Tears 311. Shark Ethic - HMS Resolution 312. Hone Your Sense - One Last Time 313. Coldrain - Wrong 314. My First Story - Alone 315. ONE OK ROCK - Last Dance 316. Acme - Senkou 317. Xaa Xaa - Shinitai 318. Akira - Waltz of Vanitas 319. The Lotus - A.P.O 320. Ganglion - Never Ever Again 321. Bataar - Always Die Young 322. Black Gene For The Next Scene - Doom

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New article has been published on The Daily Digest

New article has been published on http://www.thedailydigest.org/2017/01/21/the-jester/

THe JeSTeR...

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For the multishipper: Galavant, Madelena, and Chef please!

Got two asks for Galavant so other anon this one is for you.

Galavant- Isabella and Richard are my main but also Sid x galavant , I sort of like. I enjoy friends to lovers as a trope and I feel like that relationship could provide.

Madelena- Gareth, I’ve seen people gush about war from good omens and Madelena and they made me ship it.  I ship it so hard. I admit I could gush about villian x villian ships for hours and about why there should be more of it in main stream media.  And I’m curious about isabella x madelena.  Like in a this could be an interesting story kind of way.  I’m curious about it at the very least. Not quite a ship but if the fanfic writers bring their a game it will be. 

Chef-  this one is hard because gwen and him are goals.  But if gwen didn’t exist Richard and the Jester.  Richard because they do have a bond.  A unique bond.  Like even though chef is worried about getting executed by Richard he doesn’t seem to hate him.  Like I would hesitate to call it friend ship with the threat of execution but at the same time I do think he likes the king.  And the Jester well he’s the only one to have a similar relationship with the King.  The he’s not as bad as I thought but I’m still lowkey worried he would execute me and I think they could bond over that

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