#sick of it heeeeeeerrrrrreeeee

[willowfey]

messages on hinge are always like “whoa! that’s one crazy hat 👀 i’m getting the sliiight vibe that you must be a crazy girl hahahaha hope there’s a fun whacky explanation for that one! i’ve got some stories myself that you wouldn’t believe. if things go well remind me to tell you about the time i went out for drinks with my buddy on a casual monday and ended up making engaging conversation with a pretttyyyyy well known pop culture figure. bet you can’t guess who ;) 😂 anyway, in this modern world where genuine connection is fleeting, i can see us vibing but ONLY if your a true genuine person who can just hang. none of that fake shit and i don’t do small talk. what’s your favourite tarantino film and how do you think it reflects back on your own sense of self? (also i’m 6’2” because apparently that matters these days….) hmu if your down for some intellectually stimulating fun and local spirits, i know the owner of the best place in town 🙏🏻💯 i don’t wait around tho so if your the type that doesn’t reply for ages i’ll probably assume disinterest and move on to the next adventure just so you know!”

or “nice”