#sick!shawn

[abbotjack]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[raincoatpng]

i dont even have anything to say for myself just. here. i cooked some more somefubu. finish your plate

[sammy-bryant]

[thatonegeekygirl]

am i inclined to resign to maturity? the answer may shock you

[ovaryacted]

CLEAR THE SEARCHES!

JACK ABBOT HANDSOME

JACK ABBOT HUSBAND

JACK ABBOT HUSBAND KINK

JACK ABBOT RING KINK

JACK ABBOT FINGERING WITH RING

SUGAR DADDY! JACK ABBOT

JACK ABBOT MET GALA LOOK

JACK ABBOT WEDDING

JACK ABBOT ANNIVERSARY DINNER

[abbotjack]

SHAWN HATOSY as JASON KREEGER CSI: Miami S09E05

[philtstone]

psych is a show brimming with near perfect episodes so this is by no means a suggestion that it was lacking or failed somehow by not including these but here is a non exhaustive list of additional perfect psych episodes that exist in my head, ranked somehow

lord of the rings episode - shawn and gus are sent on a fetch quest through the santa barbara hills by their old elementary school teacher who claims his brother robbed him. it is revealed that lassiter attends the ren fair. henrys meddling neighbor is trying to steal his silverware. 9/10

alternatively, or indeed additionally, viggo mortensen guest star episode - viggo mortensen stars as shawns much softer spoken but equally eccentric cousin who owns a horse ranch out of town; someone is messing with it and he needs help. shawn spends the whole episode convinced that no one can be that cool and polite and handsome all at once and so he must be hiding something. shawn is wrong. the episode is titled “equine promises”. 10/10

rocky episode - shawn and gus must somehow pose as professional boxers to solve a murder that happened after a match fixing went awry. a top tier shules episode that can and does make me clutch a metaphoricalpillow to my chest while im watching because of how adorable they are. 8/10

episode that takes place in between right turn or left for dead and juliet wears the pantsuit - lassiter tries to figure out the reason shawn and juliet broke up because he feels honour bound to make good on his promise to kill shawn if it does turn out that he hurt her. the problem is both of them refuse to talk and the more lassie digs the more sympathy he feels for shawn. he becomes convinced that there’s something clinically wrong with him. meanwhile, gus and henry frantically and chaotically try to figure out if the moral thing to do is to talk to juliet or avoid her completely. shenanigans and multiple emotional yet subtle conversations ensue. 8/10

mission impossible episode - set sometime in late season seven, a case becomes so personal that for the first and last time juliet becomes willing to break the rules and participate in a shawn-and-gus con. it involves a fancy hotel and an arms dealer and juliet in a slinky black dress that is swoon worthy but tasteful. at some point gus has to lever shawn down an elevator shaft while shawn keeps getting distracted by how hot juliet is when she’s lying through her teeth to a mark. juliet (for the first and last time) rides shawns motorcycle to get out of a situation, because Symbolism. 8/10

this one isn’t really an episode but my dream for all characters from media is that eventually they become the family from spy kids and considering they plan on making psych movies well into old age i think thats perfectly doable. 10/10

[alex-wrestling]

Back with more memes (this time with some AEW ones!)

[pleasure-is-relief]

So, today I started the pitt and it's really good, but now I have a problem. I NEED shawn hatosy.

[richonnefan50]

”Noah and everyone need to take his phone away this could effect Emmy voting ”

This is how I know people on that app take themselves to seriously and think too highly of themselves cause no one in real life who is employed with a life and let alone a member of the television academy for god sake is looking at the pitt stans on twitter let alone caring about childish discourse . To think you have any type of pull when it comes to this man getting an emmy nod or not is insane. The only boundaries that need to be put in place within the fandom is how they think it okay to speak to these actors like they aren’t human. And you know what that not even a fandom celebrity thing that just a basic human decency thing from one human being to another .

[forecast0ctopus]

on the topic of psych . i saw your fanart without knowing what psych was and i was like those seem like some silly guys. i like those guys . and then like a couple days later my friend was like hey have you ever seen psych. and i was like oh that’s the thing from the swag fan art i saw . and then i watched psych and now i love psych and can appreciate your fanart for how perfect it is . thank you for you service

AH im seeing this so so so late but im so glad you like the show!! and also my fanart!!! psych <333 augh gotta draw them more.... was just thinking up plot ideas this morning lmao

just attaching this here instead of making two posts but. hell yeah...... i feel like i dont see this overlap of interests much lmao glad there's another person out there who loves all three!!

[autogen-brainrot]

shoutout to the 7 people who have saved my shassie playlist on spotify even though half the songs are in spanish and most of the songs are only there because of hyper-specific ideas for fanfics and aus that exist soley in my mind

I want you to know that I see you and that I love and appreciate you for getting the vibe

[moonbugs9058]

"That was nice" "No it wasn't"

do you guys think that Shawn and Gus kissed once in like Middle School or something and that was when Shawn officially realized that he liked men too and it was also when Gus became the straightest man alive (bonus points if it was just a completely random thing with no feelings whatsoever they just. impulsively kissed)

"Wow, that was actually kinda nice feeling, I think I like men too" "You didn't brush your teeth this morning, Shawn, and now my lips taste like old pineapple. That's disgusting. I'll stick to women, thank you very much."

(now Gus has to deal with all of Shawn's obnoxious man-crushes.)

(Lass is one of those obnoxious man-crushes)

[householdcryptid]

Currently struggling to get through season 1 of animal kingdom because of the weird incestie dynamic between smurf and the boys like I'm love pope and his Uber autism but mama is grossing me out. I know that's point (and she's an abuser) but still... it's giving me the second hand embarrassment feeling 😭

Does it get better please say yes

ohhhh...

i wish i could say it gets better babe, genuinely, but mostly i think you just..get used to it? or at least i did(sort of. she pisses me off BAD though)

it really IS at it's worst in the first season imo, certainly a hard watch. but at some point it's like all the boys collectively go "she treats us weird" and then it gets a littl bit better!

i will say that her and popes relationship(her emotiona incest stuff towards him specifically) does Not get better so much as he stops reacting outwardly to it at some point.

im not gonna spoil anything for you(unless you dont mind spoilers, in that case feel free to dm me and i'll happily do so lol). so for now i'll say it doesn't exactly get BETTER, but it does get easier to stomach i guess. still fucking weird though hate that woman with a firey passion

[bloomingkyras]

Week 4 : A Day with Shawn. feat Kaley Darwin (winner of Secret Solo Date)

(previous / next)

Creator POV: This post should be up before the elimination post but I'm sorry...I forgot about it 😅 but yeah. Congratulation to Kaley,for winning the most "secret solo date with Shawn". And u deserve a day with Shawn. This time, they went to a cute cat cafe in Brindelton Bay. I can see how much both Kaley nd Shawn enjoy their time together.And I do hope this relationship smooth as smoothie..🤭

@mdshh

[twassada]

this is currently a closed swap au, from which only the drawings that I like remain

I'm going to make a second post with ink monsters, there's too much content for one post...

there is a little bit of the pictures context in the description