#shy boy vibes meep

[snooziluvr]

[ — as a song ]

lee jihoon as… lovesong - beabadoobee

hidden feelings, loving in silence, and the pining that comes with it. the butterflies he’s not quite sure what to do with, so he just writes a song about it. his oh moment.

[scheodingers-muppet]

i bring you; Muppet Things: a Stranger Things Muppet Fancast by your friendly neighborhood muppet fanatic.

Steve: Kermit; the popular guy in charge, kinda awkward but a lot of charm and charisma, has that “small town boy” charm

Nancy: Miss Piggy; always looking her best, badass, career woman

Eddie: Animal; rocker, eccentric. this one is kinda self explanatory i think

Jonathan: Rowlf; kinda quiet, both have this aura of deep sadness but in a fun way, they have like the same haircut kinda (in a muppet way)

Robin: Fozzie; Kermit’s best friend, awkward, deeply lovable, same vibes honestly

Argyle: Janice; the hair, the vibes, the mannerisms. modern day argyle would LOVE horoscopes dude

Will: Walter; shy, underplays talents, significantly more important then he gives himself credit for. that’s also the gayest muppet i’ve ever seen

Mike: stand alone human

El: Robin the Frog; kind, clever, still learning about the world around them

Dustin: Professor Honeydew; often creating/inventing things, very scientific, i think his tendency to matchmake make a fun parallel to honeydew experimenting

Lucas: Scooter; deeply loyal, always trying to keep the party together and is often under appreciated

Max: Rizzo; very sarcastic, often makes fun of the rest of the party

Joyce: Beaker; anxious, often not understood (Joyce having to fight to get taken seriously and Beakers “meep meep meep” (I’m aware it’s not a perfect pair, but let me have this))

Hopper: Sam the Eagle; same energy

Murray: Gonzo; same energy

[qslovebot]

The Girlfriend: Spencer Reid

Summary: Spencer's girlfriend shows up to his work one day nine months pregnant

Pairing: Spencer x unnamed woman self insert?

Warnings/Includes: mentions of sex, pregnancy, mentions of breeding kink.

A/N: I was bored, so I wrote this. I don't actually know what it is. Emily Prentiss fanfic out soon.

The BAU knew Spencer Reid had a girlfriend. They were introduced at an event and everyone took their turn shaking her hand and joking around with her. She was quickly beloved by the whole team.

She discussed dressing goth in high school with Emily, conversed with JJ about the thrills of papercuts, talked about Twilight with Penelope, Derek teased her about dating Spencer and she retaliated by making fun of the time he thought he had slept with one of his coworkers simply based on the fact the woman knew his name. Derek was quiet after that.

Hotch asked her about her line of work and both him and Rossi were surprised when she replied, telling him she was a kindergarten teacher. Everyone had been expecting her to be a Doctor of some kind or some super-brained scientist. But she was artsy, witchy, and had fingerpaint under her nails.

Everyone loved her, including Spencer who was more than happy they all liked her, but a little anxious that someone would mess it up. As it turned out, surviving that event and heading home afterward led to a shower, then to a bed, then to a shower again.

That day was followed by more days, then two weeks before all the craziness kicked in. Spencer Reid, shy, sweet, young, had gotten his girlfriend of eight months- knocked up.

People at work asked how she was doing to which Spencer gave the answer. Told them she was good and happy and that they were doing fine, but was reluctant to tell them about her pregnancy. He himself didn't know why- he didn't even notice he wasn't mentioning it.

One day, Spencer made the mistake of taking the wrong bag to work. It wasn't a matter of memory, it wasn't a matter of a brain, it was the fact he and his girlfriend who was nearing the last weeks of pregnancy had identical bags and he accidentally took hers to work.

Spencer called her to bring it in to make the swap because he had a case to leave for in about an hour. Meaning... everyone was about to know about the pregnancy- but Spencer still had no idea that he hadn't told the BAU. It never came up.

She got herself in the car in a beautiful pale pink sundress that was part of her kindergarten teacher's vibe she hadn't let go of even on maternity leave. It had a v-neckline that was formed by the wrap of the fabric and cinched just above her bump to accentuate it through the dress. Pregnancy had been good to her, keeping her skin clear and glowing as well as her hair healthy and gorgeous.

So she walked into the BAU with Spencer's bag and the entire team had their jaws on the floor. They looked at her, nine months pregnant and wondered when the hell that had happened and how the hell Spencer hadn't said anything about it.

Penelope had spotted her first, watching her walk in with the bag and recognizing her from that event nine months ago. "Hey! Long time no-" she had come bustling over to say hi and only noticed the bump until seven feet away and it stopped her entirely. Spencer's girlfriend was a little confused, as Penlope choked on her words and blurted, "Nice to see you again!" As she bolted off to Derek Morgan's desk.

"Hey, Garcia, what's going on?" Emily inquired as Penelope rushed over to the bullpen work area, her cheeks red.

"Spencer's girlfriend- she's here, and she's very very very pregnant. Like 'any-second' pregnant." Penelope gushed. Derek narrowed his brows in confusion before all three of their heads swivelled to where his girlfriend had just walked in. Bag over her shoulder, hand on her stomach, she walked over to Spencer. Emily gasped and rushed from her seat to go tell JJ.

"Spencer's girlfriend is nine months pregnant!" Emily said, still in disbelief.

JJ shook her head, "There's no way. It's only been what, eight months since we last saw her? Spencer would have said some-"

"She's pregnant!" Penelope chirped, peeping her head into JJ's office. JJ got up from her seat the fastest she'd ever gotten up, stumbling with Emily and Penelope to peer out the door at Spencer taking the bag from her and chatting a little before he had to go.

Derek Morgan stood up and greeted the young teacher with a smile and friendly hug that avoided her bump. He congratulated her and then grabbed Spencer by the upper arm as Hotch and Rossi came down the steps to say hello as well.

Spencer was a little confused, being dragged around the corner to the briefing room by Derek. Emily, JJ, and Penelope went to go greet the girlfriend as well, but Spencer wouldn't be there with her. Derek shut the door, "What the hell man, you're going to have a kid?"

"Y-yes, actually. I thought maybe you'd known."

"How could I have possibly known, Reid? If you never mentioned to me or anyone else here that you'd knocked up your girlfriend, how would we know if we don't see her every day?" Morgan wasn't really angry, just a little pissed that Spencer never mentioned it. "I consider the BAU my family and when my family is going to start a family of his own, I would have liked to know. Congrats, man."

Spencer had no idea he hadn't mentioned it until now. The blind spots of a genius brain. "I'm sorry- wow, I really thought I'd-" Spencer was nearly in awe of how he might have missed mentioning this.

"Boy or a girl? Names picked out? Come on, now that the cat is out of the bag, I think you better fill us in." Derek gave Spencer an unexpected hug that nearly squeezed the life out of his body.

The BAU, though they had a case to leave for in thirty minutes, was all sitting around her. There was a small smirk from maybe not-so-shy Spencer when he knew that the team knew he had fucked his girlfriend well enough to knock her up. It was an undiagnosed, mild breeding kink, but he wouldn't dare speak of it.

She sat there, glowing, hands resting on her bump as the team interrogated her. Derek joined them as she and Spencer began to tell the team pretty much all of it so far. Spencer was having a daughter and they decided to name her Andromeda, after the constellation. Penelope was swooning, JJ was intrigued, Emily was still shocked to see that Reid was capable of both doing this and hiding this.

Hotch congratulated Spencer endlessly, Rossi pat him on the back. It felt good to finally have it out in the open, because there was something weighing on Spencer and until now, he didn't know what it was. Now the whole team knew he was going to be a father and that his sweet girlfriend had been fucked well, nine months ago. He still smiled when he remembered that, he ought to be hit in the side of the head.

Then again, there was a lot more in the open now. Really, forgive his bashfulness for slipping away for a moment.

tags: @meep-meep-not-in-a-jeep, @hotchnerundercover