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my mexican ass is about to write so many hobie brown x latina!reader blurbs and fics and oh it’s gonna be so good
#shut up lola#GUYS CAN YOU IMAGINE#HIM WATCHING ME PERREANDO LIKE 🤭🤭🤭🤭#hobie brown smut#atsv hobie#hobie brown#hobie brown x reader smut#hobie brown x reader
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thinking about how black clover is on the final arc and its gonna end sooner or later just made me SICK

I really will miss this manga it's not even a joke. I gonna miss posting my black clover shitposts like I did back in 2021 . aww mannn 😭
#black clover#black clover spoilers#black clover memes#no one cares lola#shut up lola#op rambles#im gonna be so sad#like sick to my stomach#depressed#even#SIGHHHH#man what am i gonna doooo#like dang man
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PLEASE
♥ Send a ship and I'll give you who:
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Gets jealous the most
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Takes care of on sick days
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Gives unprompted massages
Drives/rides shotgun
Brings the other lunch at work
Has the better parental relationship
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Still cries watching Titanic
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Makes the other eat breakfast
Remembers anniversaries
Brings up having kids
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my craziest 'hear me out' is the evil bird from kung fu panda. mfs so hot... i'll lick those pretty feathers any day gawd damn.
#shut up lola#hear me out#craziest hear me out#i think his name is shen#shen x reader?#stop it#(tag me if u have some)#kungfu panda#kung fu panda 4#kpf#shen kpf#birdman so hot#not even a man#just bird#bird is so hot
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Man give me social-disease and give me teenage razors
Man give me social-disease and give me high end phasers
Ive got an offhand way
Give me some information
She's gonna walk away
Jetlag is suffocation
No one understands how much this song means to me
#zero zero#saturn is zero zero posting again#hesitant alien#hesitant gerard#hesitant alien lola#gerard way#saturnplaza talking about random shit as always#saturn does not shut up#saturn rambles#Spotify
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morgan and elle's friendship is so severely underrated and i wish we'd gotten more of them. they go on vacation together! there are also some lines in the first episode that, at least to me, imply that they knew eachother before. morgan is introduced talking to/quizzing trainees, so that seems like the most likely way, but. i don't know. i love them and i would have been curious to see how it would have been elaborated upon had lola glaudini stayed on.
(side note: i love morgan's pose and face in the second screencap. he's so silly)
#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s01e11#elle greenaway#derek morgan#elle & morgan#i see them as friends but i could also see them having a thing#honestly the whole cast has such good chemistry with eachother#even the ships i dont like im like “yeah i get why you would ship that”#most of them#some confuse me but there aren't really any ships i have outright negative feelings towards#also: random curiosity. a part of me wonders if the beginning of this scene (the parts in the post) was scripted?#i dont know. lola's “dude!” feels very genuinely startled and i dont think “you're way too tense” is ever elaborated upon#i have no idea though lmao#she could just be a good actress!#i am once again babbling in the tags. ill shut up now#blood hungry#criminal minds 1x11
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if life was perfect there would be a tranquility base hotel + casino film. send post.
#like cmonnnn#just imagine#paranoia and bittersweetness and overwhelming urgency and 10 minute long shots of alex turner just smoking a cigarette in the bar#the choatic 70s decor against all that liminal space#AND THE ARCHITECTURE SHOTS OH MY GOD THE ARCHITECTURE SHOTS WOULD BE SO BEAUTIFUL#and that undercurrent of pure unease going through the whole thing where everything just seems *off* but nothing is uncovered#and the soundtrack would be obvious-#along with that weird beeping thing in the 4 out of 5 mv#an entire scene about the bittersweetness of pictures of friends on the wall that arent really friends anymore#it all just feels like a dream youre about to wake from#all the extra characters would be sickingly charming with an edge of just pure confusion#cant forget the homoerotic undertones#i need to protagonist to get halfblind drunk and stumble about in the dark of a backroom of a bad dream#i NEED mark sauntering about answering the batphone and doing that mad twirly thing with the line cable#i NEEEED miles kane to be in every single fecking scene#i need lola and jeany and lizzie and all the other names in the tracks to have their own wee choatic monologues#i need- to just shut up and open another script document#at this point im just taking notes i might aswell start writing the bloody thing#is my obsession showing yet? i sure hope so.#GO TO BED NOVA FOR CHRIST SAKE#tranquility base hotel and casino#tbhc#tbh+c#arctic monkeys#my post
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Been finally showing my brother FHJY and he’s at the point of The Last Stand n I’ve been exclusively been referring to Jace as “my cancelled wife” n Porter as “my bad booktok boyfriend”. Cancelledwife4badbooktokboyfriend love <3
#shut up Janelle#Jace was looped into the emails to Lola so I think Jared is convinced he’s working for the BBEG#but I think he thinks the b#BBEG is actually Sol. which honestly. it should’ve been!!!
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Happy Pride Month! This month I'll be partaking in the Pride Month Bingo challenge hosted by @queenofbaws, @unicornaffair, and @jadedsunshine.
(Feel free to blacklist #kenziewritespride or #pridemonthchallege2024 if you want to avoid these posts going forward!)
Today I've decided to start off with the prompt that came to me first: There Was Only One Bed! This fic is written about my Total Drama OC, Dannie, and her ex-girlfriend Lola (@horatios-mom's character)! Feel free to check out the @teadocs blog for more info on those two, but other that without further ado, my first fic for this month!
The competition was down to just a few pairs. Charlie and Chad (the married couple), Skylar and Ethan (the siblings), and Dannie and Lola (the exes). And over the span of the last round, Dannie and Lola had been all but at each other’s throats. And by the time they got back to the hotel where they’d been put up for the night, Dannie was exhausted.
All she wanted to do was curl up in her bed and go to sleep and not speak to Lola until the next morning. After all, she’d been on the receiving end of a passive aggressive comment here and there and wasn’t 100% sure what she’d done to deserve most of them.
Lola unlocked their hotel room, “I’m gonna go to the bathroom.”
“Knock yourself out,” Dannie muttered, carrying her bag into the room, but quickly her face dropped when instead of two beds, there was only one.
The sound of the shower running came from the bathroom, and it wasn’t like Dannie was eager to invite Lola along to sort out this rooming situation. So she took a deep breath and went downstairs to the lobby, going to talk to the woman at the front desk.
“Hi, uh, there seems to be a misunderstanding. Me and my friend were supposed to have a room with two beds, but there’s only one. Can we get a different room?”
The woman clicked her tongue, “Sorry, no can do hun. It’s a busy season here. You see, the eclipse is in full totality so we’ve got loads of out of towners. Afraid there’s no more rooms to choose from.”
“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me,” Dannie muttered.
“What’s the name on the booking?” The woman asked.
“Chris Mclean? I think.”
The woman typed it in and nodded, “I see. Three rooms, one bed each.”
“Chris did this? I swear next time I-” she clenched her jaw, “Thank you. I guess.”
“No problem, hun. Have a good night.”
Dannie went back up to their room, only then realizing she had forgotten her room key. She could picture it now, Lola chewing her out for yet another thing. She was definitely going to be banished to sleeping on the floor and that probably meant that she would be even more groggy for tomorrow’s filming. Fuck her.
She knocked on the door. Twice. And then it opened up to Lola standing there in a towel.
“What are you doing? I thought you were in here already?”
“Trying to figure out our room,” she admitted, “There’s only one bed.”
Lola’s face dropped, “Oh.”
“Yeah. But cause of the stupid eclipse, they can’t give us a different room cause there isn’t one.”
“And here I thought that just happened in Mads’ fanfics,” Lola chuckled lightly under her breath.
“Can I come back in?”
Lola nodded, moving out of the way of the door and ducking back into the bathroom as Dannie walked in. She walked to her bag, unzipping and pulling out her go-to pajama shirt. It was an old Five Nights At Freddy’s t-shirt with William Afton on it. The once black fabric was a faded charcoal gray, the vibrant purple on the TV screens behind him somehow in good condition. She slipped off her shirt and unhooked her bra, letting it drop from her arms before pulling the FNAF shirt on.
“That’s a blast from the past,” Lola said, emerging from the shower to spot Dannie pulling it on.
“Huh?”
“Do you remember? You used to wear that shirt all the time when we were dating,” she explained.
“Oh,” Dannie glanced down at it, “Yeah I did.”
“It’s seen better days,” Lola said, setting her bag down on the floor and sitting down on the edge of the bed.
That’s it, she was definitely on the floor.
Dannie took one of the pillows and blankets from the bed and laid it on the floor, and was just about to sit down when Lola piped in, “What are you doing?”
“Th- What do you mean? I’m sleeping on the floor.”
“Why?”
“Because… There's only one bed. I figured you would want it.”
Lola blinked at her for a second, “Oh. I guess I didn’t… realize.”
“Realize what?”
“That we wouldn’t just share it,” Lola shrugged.
Dannie scoffed, shrugging, “I figured you wouldn’t want to.”
Lola was silent for a second, as if she was trying to figure out what Dannie meant by that. Then she sighed, “Oh. Yeah. Um. I’ve been PMSing a lot lately and I guess I didn’t think about the fact I was taking it out on you. I’m sorry.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah. But if you want to take the floor that’s fine. I just figured it wouldn’t be the first time we shared a bed. We’re both adults. We’re friends. We can survive one night in a comfortable bed.”
Dannie thought about it for a second. Lola did have a point. They were friends. Had been for years. Just cause the show had labeled them “the exes” didn’t mean they had to be enemies. And the more she thought about it, the more she felt the bed calling to her.
“Okay,” she picked up her pillow and blanket, setting it back on the bed, “Thanks.”
“Yeah,” Lola nodded, getting under the blankets and settling down.
Dannie did the same, taking a deep breath as she sunk into the bed, “Goodnight Lola.”
“Goodnight Dannie.”
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#kenziewritespride#pridemonthchallege2024#teadocs#dannie tate#lola lal#total drama ocs#shut up mckenzie#fanfic#there was only one bed#pride month bingo
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…yeah
Reading isn't enough. I need to fuck the dark haired, sarcastic character.
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the fact that i’m finding hard to read tva!loki x reader fics because ALL i can think about is MOBIUS ACCEPTING HIS PETTY NATURE IN S2???? like he doesn’t try to stop him when he looses it he just warns him to be gentle or tries to help him through it but doesn’t try to stop him 😭 they’re too perfect for each other, can’t see me stealing Owen Wilson’s manssss
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every time i have to hear or see smth abt a half white filipino complaining abt how their filo friends or family doesn’t think they look filipino. can i say smthn. no…. never mind.
#and then they always double down being like im more filipino than u or it doesnt matter bcoz our regions r so different#not to be fucking crazy but how did god put me on this earth to endure this#i will be like being half black has put me in a fucked up relationship w myself and my family and the fucking world and then THIS is what#u’re complaining abt. EMBRACE IT. SHUT UP!!!#like whatever. u mad bcoz u’re not dark and u have blue eyes…#like idk. it should be studied how half white filipinos act. they are SO pressed and frame their filipino family in the most heinous way…#like u dont even comprehend ur lola as anything other than a bitch. u dont even like ur family. but u’re pressed abt all this but ok. Ok.#like its ok. u are asian. i have my own complex but never have i been like damn i’m just not asian huh time to really transcend colorism an#colonization in favor of recognition like start recognizing wtf u even made out of and sit with that first. and the conclusion should NOT b#anybody else’s problem…#.jrnl
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please.
send me “if i were dating you” anons
Bonus points off anon + explain why
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Omg it's so beautiful






I'VE WAITED SO LONG YIPPEEE
#hesitant alien#gerard way mcr#gerard way#hesitant gerard#lola hesitant alien#saturn rambles#saturn does not shut up#saturnplaza talking about random shit as always
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i need the black clover anime back. the thing is, none of the directors are even planning any story boards for the anime and they are all working on different projects.
yeah, the black clover anime is basically pulling a bleach. which is fine. at least the pacing for the scheduling isn't going to as rushed as the previous scheduling times considering how a new episode would usually be like 2 chapters behind from being on the same page.
#its been like 3 years since the anime “ended”#and the movie came out last year#loved the movie#but man i miss black clover#and im gonna be so sad when it ends#black clover#op rambles#lola pls shut up#no one cares lola#black clover spoilers#bleach#soul cleanser
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thank you so much for tagging me dear!!!!!! this is the cutest thing everrrrrrr

NOT THE FUSSY ABOUT GRAMMAR BEING THE MOST ACCURATE OH MY GOD 💀 I knew I wasn’t going to get any of the green ones cause they seem more peaceful and rather calm and i’m just so loudddddd. loved this sm!!
tags; @marina468 @sophierequests-trashblog and anyone who wants to join!!
I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get
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