#shut up kris

[kriscynical]

I think this is what my grandmother used to call "going ass over tin cup".

I knew Tulin was going to get blown backwards by the time bomb. I just didn't expect him to do a layout worthy of a 9.8 while doing so.

The last 20 seconds of the original clip was just the item inventory menu because Mom of the Wild and I were both laughing so damn hard.

This game is a masterpiece. lol

[serzhantkris]

My hair has gone through some changes and I hate pictures of me, but these selfies make me feel like a Bad Bitch.

[hyenatron]

I’m so glad I’m starting to see ship art of Brassius and Hassel Pokemon S/V. I first only saw people shipping Brassius with Larry and like you do you but I was beginning to wonder if I was the only person who took the art classes and saw how married the grass and dragon bois are

[kriscynical]

Good to know your sexy dice are ace inclusive. lol

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

like honestly just give your non binary characters traditionally "gendered" features. just do it. it's not like being androgynous ever stopped non binary characters from being misgendered.

frisk undertale and kris deltarune were androgynous and are only ever referred to by "they/them" and ppl are still arguing over how the "main character is not the player but their own person" message didn't apply to their genders bc they refuse to wrap their head around different pronouns. raine owlhouse was paraded around as "disney's first ever nb representation" by everyone and their mother but bc they have short hair other countries dub them as male. this also happens to most anime nb characters bc of how japanese pronouns work. halara raincode literally has the color scheme of the non binary flag AND their in-game profile says that they, and i quote "have no specified gender" AND several characters remark on it in the actual game but bc theyre voiced by a female voice actor ppl still call them a woman.

like literally at this point just give your nb characters huge tits and a massive beard. if ppl refuse to accept the existence of non binary characters in media, then there is no way to make a character non binary "enough" to convince them otherwise. no matter how much you hammer in their androgyny in an attempt to detach them from "male" and "female," there will be people determined to assign gender roles to any trait you give your character.

creators being hesitant to give their non binary characters traits that could be associated with a binary gender is why every goddamn genderqueer character that the creator wants you to take seriously in popular media has shoulder length hair and a board-flat figure and a perfectly neutrally pitched voice. like. just do what you want at this point. the character is non binary because your story said so and people who misgender them would have done that no matter how androgynous they look.

[kriscynical]

How did it take me 650 hours of gameplay over two playthroughs to notice this?

Holy god, Nintendo.

[serzhantkris]

Tell me you’re a queer gamer without telling me you’re a queer gamer.

[kriscynical]

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING. My mother is watching me play this because she got so invested in BotW and when we got to this part I told her, "You know Purah could have WARNED HIM that she repurposed the damn guardian arms HE HAS PTSD ABOUT THOSE ARMS, PURAH!"

link totally has guardian ptsd i’ve never seen him this shocked. deranged design purah

[hyenatron]

Based on your likes:

-some bullshit you’ve never thought about in your life- -post you already reblogged- -thing you’ve already muted- -post that wildly takes the subject out of your personal interpretation of it and squicks you- -pornbot-

[wyvernity]

been thinking about the sinnohtrio lately......plus misc other stuff

also, casual ko-fi drop!! get something in this sketchy style starting at $10 woop woop

[cynical-canidae]

I actually love "Twice Upon A Time" because the whole situation is so funny. The Doctor is like nah. Lost my gf (can't remember). Lost my wife. Lost my spunky lesbian best friend. Over this shit!! I'm gonna kms this time FOR REAL!! And he meets his younger self and he's like wtf. 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️ You can't kys because how the fuck am I gonna end it all if I don't even exist???? And the consciousness of his dead best friend is like noooooo Doctor you can't kys your swag too kind. Your bitch too good. The universe NEEDS you, autism creature!!!! 🥺🥺 And he's like Fuck. I guess I'll (not) die. New bottom surgery unlocked!!: LIGHTING MYSELF ON FIRE AND EXPLODING. (Successful!! 😘😘)

[kriscynical]

Oh FOR FUCK'S SAKE @staff . Just when I thought all of you had BEGUN to get your shit together, you go and DOUBLE the price of ad-free and then try to gaslight all of us by saying ✨You're getting so much more now! Aren't we great?? 😁✨

I don't want any of that other shit. I just wanted to get ads off of my dash. That's it.

Thanks for saving me $40 a year I guess.

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[angelsgame-au]

Angel, can you turn into a biblically accelerate angel?

[halfmoonstruck]

finally felt like drawing again..

inspo for first pic x, x

[zombvibes]

I dunno why people make Susie and Noelle go to prom together when we all know deep down that Kris and Susie will go to prom together and Noelle would 3rd wheel. Not because I think krusie is better than suselle or anything (I mean…c’mon) But because they’re literally tied at the hip that their friendship overrides any romantic feelings they had for other people.

Case in point :

EDIT :

Since this is getting attention I have something to confess to you all :

[kriscynical]

I finally finished TotK's story after 310 hours

JUST

FUCKING

MURDER

ME

NINTENDO.