#shut up Dani

[thesquirrelqueer]

I love how the pilot episode of 911 introduces it as this super serious firefighter drama and then after the intro you get hit by what the show is really like when a priest's phone goes off during confession and his ringtone is firework by katy perry

[spideypool]

been asking for a raise at my job for about 4 months now, got a bit upset after the new hire that got in 2 months ago is getting paid more than me . and now we're getting another employee which I'm sure is gonna get hired at a higher rate than mine.. I'm so tired and considering just contacting hr

[nonsimsical]

The Pin Game

How to play:

go to pinterest and search: "celebrity", "outfit", "quote", "aesthetic". post with the FIRST picture in each category that appears that fits your vibe.

Then tag other people to play!

No one tagged me in this, lol. I just happened to see a few other simmers playing and decided.. hmm.. I wanna do this!

[lawomi]

Yah.. wanna draw law x oc to macho by realxman yah

[andorerso]

"they make me insane" and it's my own ocs

[unholybabelu]

I be spiraling.. un poco ..

[sebeztappen]

when the whole squad is crazy

[imeriayapping]

[thesquirrelqueer]

Two River (7)

Madeline is mentioned 3 times during More Than Survive

“Madeline told Jake I’ll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool”

“And then Madeline was all- i’m telling the story, Jenna!”

“Jakey D! Yo, what’s the story with Madeline?”

Madeline is mentioned 4 times during Be More Chill Part 1

“So who was this mystery girl? Oh you’ve probably never heard of- Madeline… Madeline!”

“Madeline broke up with you?”

“Who does Madeline think she is!”

Off-Broadway (7)

Same as Two River except the first line is changed to “Jake told Madeline I’ll have sex with you if you beat me at pool”

Broadway (5)

Madeline is mentioned 1 time during More Than Survive

“I saw him flirting… with Madeline”

Madeline is mentioned 4 times during Be More Chill Part 1, same as Two River and Off-Broadway

London and Japan (0)

All references to Madeline were cut in the London version and Japan has the same script but in Japanese

new drinking game take a shot every time madeline is mentioned in bmc

[thesquirrelqueer]

my friend and I were talking about what if jeremy became a guidance counselor when he’s older so here are some random headcanons for that idea

“did you know mr. heere caused the squip incident of 2004?” “no way??? mr. heere wore his pants backwards last week there’s no way he had a squip” “maybe that’s why they don’t make them anymore.”

everyone knows “mr. heere” as the school’s cryptid. too damn tall. his wife is an actress, or is his HUSBAND a game designer??? he talks to himself sometimes. he’s got mountain dew varieties in the first aid kit in his office.

“one time mr. heere just grabbed open circuitry. I don’t know.” <- he’s immune to electricity post-squip

he has a group of ten children who follow him around like lost ducklings

he runs the performance art club (he’s got a hands-off club running approach. He runs it solely so that they’re able to meet every week, because the club can’t exist without a teacher or counselor)

christine stops by it sometimes and the kids are like IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA??? THE FAMOUS ACTRESS??? WAIT SHES YOUR WIFE???

all the kids are swarming her for pictures and autographs and she’s like “jeremy your kids have great taste in musicals”

btw he is married to both christine and michael in this. he wears two rings, one for each of them.

“mr. heere, you sometimes say wife, and sometimes say husband, uh… um… is your partner non-binary?” “oh! sell, uh, you see, christine is, they’re my wife, but my husband is michael, he’s a different person, I’m uh—“ “mr. heere is a player!” “n-no, guys, I’m polyamorous.”

one day the kids mention an indie fighting co-op game and jeremy is like “oh wow that finally came out? my husband worked on it a few years ago.” and the kids are BEGGING him to bring his husband in. as if his husband is a toy for show-and-tell.

[spideypool]

Ah yes I haven't been here in a while but I'm happy to announce that I got my American citizenship last year and was able to bring my parents over!

[nonsimsical]

Still alive!! Still no internet!

[myrquez]

STOP WITH THAT HEART EYES SHIT

[celticcatgirl2]

“…This all happened because YOU refused to turn down the volume on your Whitechapel spotify playlist…”

[andorerso]

I love ships where one of them will snarl, bite, hiss, and just generally leave destruction and mayhem in their wake if the other is missing, and the other goes so hyperfocused that they appear calm and collected, though brimming with quiet fury, until they unexpectedly snap and slam someone's head into the table or something

[ekat-fandom-blog]

Obedience

The first chance she had to escape, Dani took it. Vlad had become sloppy since imposing the obedience curse onto her. According to him, he had to test the cursed leather cuff bracelet before using it on Danny.

He'd run tests to see how long the curse was in place after taking the bracelet off. Made sure that his plan would work. He'd found the curse lasted about 2 minutes after taking the cuff off. They'd both found out that the person wearing the cuff wasn't able to take it off no matter how hard they tried.

The only reason she'd been able to leave is because Vlad had told her that as soon as she saw Danny she was to put it on him and tell him to go to him. Told her not to tell anyone about the curse. He hadn't counted on her leaving Amity Park to find someone else to help her. There were tons of heroes that would be willing to help her get the damn thing off.