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thesquirrelqueer · 8 months ago
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I love how the pilot episode of 911 introduces it as this super serious firefighter drama and then after the intro you get hit by what the show is really like when a priest's phone goes off during confession and his ringtone is firework by katy perry
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spideypool · 2 months ago
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been asking for a raise at my job for about 4 months now, got a bit upset after the new hire that got in 2 months ago is getting paid more than me . and now we're getting another employee which I'm sure is gonna get hired at a higher rate than mine.. I'm so tired and considering just contacting hr
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nonsimsical · 11 months ago
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The Pin Game
How to play:
go to pinterest and search: "celebrity", "outfit", "quote", "aesthetic". post with the FIRST picture in each category that appears that fits your vibe.
Then tag other people to play!
No one tagged me in this, lol. I just happened to see a few other simmers playing and decided.. hmm.. I wanna do this!
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nihilismystic · 2 months ago
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“i front eric harris!” “i front dylan!”
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littledemondani · 2 years ago
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boo.
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lawomi · 6 months ago
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Yah.. wanna draw law x oc to macho by realxman yah
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andorerso · 1 year ago
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"they make me insane" and it's my own ocs
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unholybabelu · 1 year ago
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I be spiraling.. un poco ..
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doitforadamparrish · 2 years ago
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maybe I have to work on accepting that maybe some days... just Quietly Existing will have to be enough
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sebeztappen · 2 months ago
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when the whole squad is crazy
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thesquirrelqueer · 1 year ago
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my friend and I were talking about what if jeremy became a guidance counselor when he’s older so here are some random headcanons for that idea
��did you know mr. heere caused the squip incident of 2004?” “no way??? mr. heere wore his pants backwards last week there’s no way he had a squip” “maybe that’s why they don’t make them anymore.”
everyone knows “mr. heere” as the school’s cryptid. too damn tall. his wife is an actress, or is his HUSBAND a game designer??? he talks to himself sometimes. he’s got mountain dew varieties in the first aid kit in his office.
“one time mr. heere just grabbed open circuitry. I don’t know.” <- he’s immune to electricity post-squip
he has a group of ten children who follow him around like lost ducklings
he runs the performance art club (he’s got a hands-off club running approach. He runs it solely so that they’re able to meet every week, because the club can’t exist without a teacher or counselor)
christine stops by it sometimes and the kids are like IS THAT CHRISTINE CANIGULA??? THE FAMOUS ACTRESS??? WAIT SHES YOUR WIFE???
all the kids are swarming her for pictures and autographs and she’s like “jeremy your kids have great taste in musicals”
btw he is married to both christine and michael in this. he wears two rings, one for each of them.
“mr. heere, you sometimes say wife, and sometimes say husband, uh… um… is your partner non-binary?” “oh! sell, uh, you see, christine is, they’re my wife, but my husband is michael, he’s a different person, I’m uh—“ “mr. heere is a player!” “n-no, guys, I’m polyamorous.”
one day the kids mention an indie fighting co-op game and jeremy is like “oh wow that finally came out? my husband worked on it a few years ago.” and the kids are BEGGING him to bring his husband in. as if his husband is a toy for show-and-tell.
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spideypool · 5 months ago
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Ah yes I haven't been here in a while but I'm happy to announce that I got my American citizenship last year and was able to bring my parents over!
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nonsimsical · 2 years ago
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Still alive!! Still no internet!
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thesquirrelqueer · 2 years ago
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Two River (7)
Madeline is mentioned 3 times during More Than Survive
“Madeline told Jake I’ll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool”
“And then Madeline was all- i’m telling the story, Jenna!”
“Jakey D! Yo, what’s the story with Madeline?”
Madeline is mentioned 4 times during Be More Chill Part 1
“So who was this mystery girl? Oh you’ve probably never heard of- Madeline… Madeline!”
“Madeline broke up with you?”
“Who does Madeline think she is!”
Off-Broadway (7)
Same as Two River except the first line is changed to “Jake told Madeline I’ll have sex with you if you beat me at pool”
Broadway (5)
Madeline is mentioned 1 time during More Than Survive
“I saw him flirting… with Madeline”
Madeline is mentioned 4 times during Be More Chill Part 1, same as Two River and Off-Broadway
London and Japan (0)
All references to Madeline were cut in the London version and Japan has the same script but in Japanese
new drinking game take a shot every time madeline is mentioned in bmc
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littledemondani · 2 years ago
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🌷🌺🌸💐
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andorerso · 3 months ago
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I love ships where one of them will snarl, bite, hiss, and just generally leave destruction and mayhem in their wake if the other is missing, and the other goes so hyperfocused that they appear calm and collected, though brimming with quiet fury, until they unexpectedly snap and slam someone's head into the table or something
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