#shufie; jake

[shu-ramyeonz]

who in enhypen?

eanne

warning: nsfw link

HELLO?? JAKE HANDS DOWN. ( only correct answer !! ) mans is so needy he'll need to get u off on ur sleep i fear, plus look at them hands

[shu-ramyeonz]

WHO IN ENHYPEN AND ATEEZ

OKAY IK U DIDNT ASK FOR WHY BUT HERE WE GO LMFAO

obvious answers: jay and yunho

YUNHO AND JAY LOVE TITS AND ASS STFU THAT'S THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER, man imagine them being stressed and they do this to u?? sweet dreams folks.

less obvious answers: IDK SUNGHOON MAYBE (?) AND I SEE WOOSAN TOO

sunghoon just seems like this guy LMFAO, or actually now that i think abt it maybe jake too cuz mans cant keep his tongue in his mouth he licks everything, tits ass clit wtvr u name it he does it END OF CONVO, and in ateez, wooyoung and san one for each boob ( A GIRL CAN ONLY DREAMMMMMMMMMM ) or maybe seonghwa for the same reason as jake ???

[shu-ramyeonz]

ahem jake knocked on my door and i tripped because he wanted me to deliver him

TAKE HIM BACK PLS I WANT A REFUND

[shu-ramyeonz]

jake pussay licker agenda

JAOSNOASJ PANDO AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABT THIS BCUZ OF THIS VIDEO OH LORD

[shu-ramyeonz]

imagine idol!reader and ur starring in a movie or u have a music video and there's steamy/kissing scenes AND THEN SIM JAEYUN PULLS U AND ASKS U TO "kiss me the way you kiss him" the rest is up to ur imagination, sleep well fie :))

eanne <33

"kiss me the way you kiss him" WHAT.

WHAT THEQ//1/1 HOW DO U COME UP WITH THIS, U NEED UR ASS TO BE EATEN OUT RN BCUZ I'M BLUSHING THRU MY SCREEN AND STUFF, i will be having great dreams tonight thank u roseanne <33

[shu-ramyeonz]

ur just like me fr 😭😭 i got a 43/100 on a quiz last week 💀

i’m sure you tried your hardest and thats what really matters !

heres a jake <3

HELP great minds think alike honestly, and tysm 😭😭 do ppl see what i mean now when i say im pissed my bf didnt even comfort me?? how is he gonna lose at being a good bf to a person on the internet ?? would u like to replace him bcuz im back for sale again LOLOL

and holy shit jake is adorable maybe ill be single again js for him ( AND YOU ) lowk lowk

[shu-ramyeonz]

Shu shu shu~

✨️what is responsibility✨️

I will get you back for this

[shu-ramyeonz]

can you do the what is ir accent and are u proud of ot thingy

I think its pretty evident I have an aussie accent since I'm - australian ( shocking ik ) it's not super vivid / strong but it's there

[shu-ramyeonz]

sorry no refund! and you kick jake and kiss meeeeeee

the way ur making me pick between u and jake

[shu-ramyeonz]

EXACTLY!!! If he was sim jaeyun I wouldn't mind the rejection BUT HE AINT! if u hear your ex call and apologize, hang up! Because I'm just teaching him a lesson smh!!!

U UNDERSTAND, JFRTB i put him in my graveyard of stonky men, so its okay i dont remember his number , and pls teach him a lesson - idc if he was sim jaeyun bcuz i can fix jake

[shu-ramyeonz]

Hey shu <33

How have you been? I missed youu

OMG HI AMINA JFFUVR ty for checking up on me , im doing well - nothing reallys going on i fear, im currently going thru my seasonal depression bcuz my boyfriend broke up with me, but its okay bcuz he was ugly anyways