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Everyone loves a good shower beer, but sometimes you need something a little more substantial. You need a Shower Snack.
Sure you could go for more traditional shower snacks like pizza, chocolate bar, granola bar, or even loose spinach in a cup!
But don't hold yourself back! If you're hungry, don't just have a little bite to take the edge off! Have yourself a good little munch with personal favorites such as:
Cottage cheese with pepper
Perogies and sour cream
Bagel with cream cheese
A whole steak with your bare hands just one time to see what it's like
If you don't like or understand these snack selections, don't worry my friend Kadie doesnt understand them either and has called me unhinged multiple times.
Now due to questions about logistics, I have created several helpful diagrams with the help of my friend @allshaunnobrawn to help explain how to eat these larger, better snacks without waterlogging them.


Don't spoil your shower with feeling hungry, do two things at once! #showersnack
#showersnack#showerbeer#to a lesser extent#my eating habits#eating in the shower#adhd related?#whos really to say#@allshaunnobraun
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showerbeer after rugby is a divine invention
#dykeful sentence tbh#it so efficiently combines the 2 things you n3ed the most after rugby (beer and shower)#and furthermore. peak way to experience fancy stout can my parents gave me#REST ASSURED i ate and drank water befo4e doing this. which is what you should rly do after rugby#but once thats done. then jts showerbeer time#my shit
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Sneaking suspicion that my mom wants a cat of her own because for two months after the decrepit farm dog died she kept saying "we should get a cat" and also because a family friend found a "stray" (beautiful unchipped tom cat that was trying to start fights through the window with her two cats) and now my mom keeps asking if Morty needs a friend.
He doesnt, but she might
#this guy is so pretty he is definitely just an outdoor cat that belongs to somebody who is FANTASTICALLY IRRESPONSIBLE#i tried to scare my mom off by telling her if i end up withthe cat im naming him showerbeer but unfortunately shes on board with that >:|
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Hydraulic shower bed
Medzer hydraulic shower bed has a double hydraulic transfer stretcher for transport and showering. It includes a PVC cover, PE foam mattress base, steel frame, 175 kg load capacity, and is mobile and height-adjustable.
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FINALLY REPRESENTATION FOR GIRLS WHO NEED A LITTLE DRINKY IN THE SHOWER #SHOWERBEER #SHOWERANYDRINK #SHOWERSNACK I WILL BE CUTTING UP AND EATING MANGO IN THE SHOWER UNTIL I DIE
Hell yeah sister 🍻
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Im so mad r/showerbeer got taken over by hot naked women. I miss posting a pic of my disgusting watery IPA with a stupid clown name as my soft penis hung just a few inches out of frame right before I downed one and a half six packs and cracked my head on the toilet on a Wednesday evening after a long 9.5 hour shift as regional HR manager for a plastics manufacturer. I miss 2013
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Doughy: Gee we finally all get a chance to upload! Im working on a collab right now!! with who emmmm he said im not allowed to say or they’ll cancel him on r/showerbeer so it’ll be a big secrety secret 💚🍭💸
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i only take a shower so i can drink a showerbeer
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My exact state while looking myself in the mirror before a showerb

The pose I found my partner in after watching Arcane act 2
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"Friends Friends" is a band with a focus on creating music that seamlessly explores a huge range of styles. Some groups are quite stuck in their definitions. However, others are keen on setting the bar higher and looking for new creative ideas. Each member of the band has their own sonic space in the mix, and "Nobody's Sorry" is a great combination of their respective skills and artistry.
This is the first release for the Portland-based group, and it is a great introduction to what their sound is all about. The EP features six tracks, each bringing something unique to the table and adding more focus to the release overall, making for a truly dynamic and one-of-a-kind set list with so many different influences. These songs capture the essence of indie-folk, but there's also an edgier approach with a gritty edge commonly associated with great alternative music. The opening song, "Showerbeer," is a catchy and upbeat track with a punchy tone and a wall of fuzzy guitars, reminiscent of artists such as Dinosaur Jr. or Dead Rituals, only to mention two. The song is upbeat and playful, with relatable vocals and a bright tambourine rhythm to enhance the main drum kit. There is also room for a blistering guitar solo, which would definitely make J. Mascis nod in approval! Despite the fuzziness, this song is a tuneful pop gem with some sharper edges that make it all the more exciting!
The following song, "February 28," is another example of the band's diverse artistry. By contrast with "Showerbeer," this is a more intimate and laid-back track. It begins with a clean electric guitar arpeggio and some stunning suspended chords to add color to the background. The reverberation effect creates a very ethereal vibe, making for a very earnest and emotionally powerful composition. The dynamics are also very wide, in the vein of classic albums such as Grace by Jeff Buckley, but with a more understated indie rock aesthetic.
The third song on the album is titled "Secondhand." This track also offers a crunchy, melodic, yet dirty sound with a mid-tempo groove. The drums are particularly punchy and fat, driving the arrangement and locking in perfectly with the swirling guitar riff. The vocals are very subdued and soft-spoken, but the singer knows when to stand out and ramp up the intensity of her delivery. The release continues on with the fourth song, "Neighbors."
This track begins with the rhythm section. The bass has a groovy thump, which works so well with the shaker and the driving drums. The guitars provide color and extra nuance, not only through sparse chords but also through some noise effects that add a more organic touch. Eventually, the guitars become even more prominent in the mix, especially adding more texture to the pre-choruses and chorus parts. The fifth song, "Metamorphosis," brings some of the work's catchiest guitar parts to the forefront. The two guitars in the intro harmonize beautifully, and the rhythm in the verses has a really percussive and unique tone. The drums keep a steady flow, but there is also room for additional percussion, such as shakers and woodblocks, to bring something unique to the mix.
Last but not least, the album comes to a close with "No Woman," a stunning 3/4 tempo rock ballad with an incredible layering of vocal parts and a nostalgic, emotional feel. The vocals are so powerful in this song, showcasing the singer's beautiful range.
Ultimately, what sets 'Nobody's Sorry' apart is the band's unique ability to blend a variety of stylistic references, showcasing versatility and musicality. This EP is a testament to their skill in blurring the lines between different influences, creating a sound that is uniquely their own. The EP has a very organic sound, and the production highlights the natural quirks of the musicians rather than overly polishing the music. Many indie rock records of the current period tend to have a rather aseptic sound with too much studio trickery. However, this record stays true to the natural intensity of the band's performances.
The songs on the album are very purposeful yet instinctive and raw. "Nobody's Sorry" is adventurous and nuanced, alternating between sophisticated musicianship and back-to-basics aesthetics, with a nod to punk and the grittier side of alternative rock with a 90s flavor. There's confidence and elegance in the tracks, marking the band's vision and ability to seamlessly combine numerous influences into something quite unique and evocative. The EP's introspective outlook also allows the band to test the limits of its formula, sometimes pushing way beyond what people might expect with clever yet seamless ideas. What makes this release stand out is that it sounds like a genuine portrait of passionate musicians playing in a room. Many rock bands tend to sound a bit too overproduced these days, leading to a sound that might feel uninspired or too sterile. However, Friends Friends has a strong focus on authenticity, and it really shows from the material! Not surprisingly, the group is particularly well-respected for its live performances, which allow them to bring their music to the audience on a more direct level.
Friends Friends' new release, "Nobody's Sorry," is highly recommended if you are a fan of artists such as Bon Iver, Neutral Milk Hotel, Courtney Barnett, Francis Moon, and Joni Mitchell, only to mention a few.
Find out more about this talented group, and do not miss out on "Nobody's Sorry," which is currently available on the web's best digital music streaming platforms.
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Today I broke my nesting partner.
He interrupted my midnight shower (don't judge me) for a kiss (because he's cute like that) but instead of a kiss, he broke down laughing so hard he had to leave the room, regain his composure, come back, lose it again, and keep cackling.
Why, you ask? (I know you didn't)
Because I had a shower beverage. Which is a perfectly common thing.
Except for most people I guess it's ShowerBeer™ not a choccy milk protein shake...
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Bomb the Music Industry! - Showerbeers!
THE ONLY REASON I TAKE A SHOWER IS SO I CAN DRINK A SHOWERBEER!!!
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