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Still controversial
Everyone loves a good shower beer, but sometimes you need something a little more substantial. You need a Shower Snack.
Sure you could go for more traditional shower snacks like pizza, chocolate bar, granola bar, or even loose spinach in a cup!
But don't hold yourself back! If you're hungry, don't just have a little bite to take the edge off! Have yourself a good little munch with personal favorites such as:
Cottage cheese with pepper
Perogies and sour cream
Bagel with cream cheese
A whole steak with your bare hands just one time to see what it's like
If you don't like or understand these snack selections, don't worry my friend Kadie doesnt understand them either and has called me unhinged multiple times.
Now due to questions about logistics, I have created several helpful diagrams with the help of my friend @allshaunnobrawn to help explain how to eat these larger, better snacks without waterlogging them.
Don't spoil your shower with feeling hungry, do two things at once! #showersnack
#showersnack#showerbeer#to a lesser extent#my eating habits#eating in the shower#adhd related?#whos really to say#@allshaunnobraun
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Sneaking suspicion that my mom wants a cat of her own because for two months after the decrepit farm dog died she kept saying "we should get a cat" and also because a family friend found a "stray" (beautiful unchipped tom cat that was trying to start fights through the window with her two cats) and now my mom keeps asking if Morty needs a friend.
He doesnt, but she might
#this guy is so pretty he is definitely just an outdoor cat that belongs to somebody who is FANTASTICALLY IRRESPONSIBLE#i tried to scare my mom off by telling her if i end up withthe cat im naming him showerbeer but unfortunately shes on board with that >:|
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Hydraulic shower bed
Medzer hydraulic shower bed has a double hydraulic transfer stretcher for transport and showering. It includes a PVC cover, PE foam mattress base, steel frame, 175 kg load capacity, and is mobile and height-adjustable.
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showerbeer time
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FINALLY REPRESENTATION FOR GIRLS WHO NEED A LITTLE DRINKY IN THE SHOWER #SHOWERBEER #SHOWERANYDRINK #SHOWERSNACK I WILL BE CUTTING UP AND EATING MANGO IN THE SHOWER UNTIL I DIE
Hell yeah sister 🍻
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finally got home from work, time for a showerbeer and an edible
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Im so mad r/showerbeer got taken over by hot naked women. I miss posting a pic of my disgusting watery IPA with a stupid clown name as my soft penis hung just a few inches out of frame right before I downed one and a half six packs and cracked my head on the toilet on a Wednesday evening after a long 9.5 hour shift as regional HR manager for a plastics manufacturer. I miss 2013
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Ice cold corona. #showerbeer
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i need to showerb efore i sleeep but... befd comfy. i fucked up
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Doughy: Gee we finally all get a chance to upload! Im working on a collab right now!! with who emmmm he said im not allowed to say or they’ll cancel him on r/showerbeer so it’ll be a big secrety secret 💚���💸
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i only take a shower so i can drink a showerbeer
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