#shove them against the wall

[hyper-lexual]

ugh.

[peachsukii]

It’s a blessing, and a curse, to let someone else besides Bakugo drive the van on the annual bakusqaud road trip. Kirishima and Kaminari were too engrossed in their own conversation, never looking back at you two for long periods of time.

It was early afternoon, but car rides always make you sleepy. You thought curling up in your boyfriend’s lap in the back seat would be cute, peaceful, but no - this fucker couldn’t keep his hands off of you. For a grueling two hours, he was nothing but a tease, grinning like the devil over your squirming whenever he’d touch you. Bakugo played it off at first, gently running his fingers through your hair or rubbing his thumb over your cheekbone lovingly at your drowsy stupor. It escalated when your crop top rode up, exposing your bralette and tempting him. Thank god you were facing the back of the seat and not the boys up front.

It was subtle squeezes at first, “brushing” over your chest when he’d lay his hand on your ribs or move to rub your back. Bakugo would inch his fingers to your stomach, quietly shifting to cop a feel and act like nothing happened. When he saw your brows scrunch, he decided to push further, splaying his hand across your chest and teasingly slipping two fingers under the bralette to pinch your nipple, flicking and twisting it between his finger pads. His ego inflated when your legs twitched at his touch, a soft groan falling from your lips. It didn’t take long until he was practically using your tits as stress balls, his insatiable hunger for you taking over.

Bakugo didn’t even realize that Kirishima turned into a gas station to refuel and grab some snacks until the van was parked, too caught up in his game to notice.

“Need anything, bro?” He asks over his shoulder. “Kami and I are grabbing snacks, too.”

“Nah, we’re good. Gonna get out and stretch.”

Kirishima and Kaminari head into the store while the two of you exit the van and take a lap around the parking lot. That’s when you notice the bathroom on the side of the building, door propped open and no key needed.

Before he can stop you, you’ve got Bakugo by the collar and bolt for it, practically dragging him behind you. He’s yelling something along the lines of “what the fuck, woman?!” until you’re both inside the grimy one person bathroom, slamming the door behind you. You let go of his shirt and shove him into the rusty sink, pouncing on him like an animal.

“You think you can get away with all that, Katsuki?” You growl, emphasizing his name as a warning. “This is a fight you always lose.”

“Someone’s suddenly—” he tries to argue but the words die in his throat when your hand ferociously grips at his cock through his shorts. His face loses composure at the contact, flushing scarlet instantly.

“That’s what I thought.” You pause to bite his neck, pink teeth marks left in your wake. “You started this, babe. You’ve got two minutes, make it count.”

[nexadarling]

Fengqing calling each other "General" when they're being snarky or challenging >>>>>

[idiotwithoutagoodname]

Arthur bleeding out and looking like he just fell from a 15 story building and was run over 3 times in a row and still managing to pull bitches and collect them like they are Pokémon is giving such babygirl vibes.

[arsenicflame]

🕯 prayer circle for an angry, wall shoving, stizzy kiss in s2 🕯

[memes-saved-me]

When your homoerotic shower gets interrupted

[swamp-spirit]

So much romance stuff, especially D/s adjacent romance stuff, has every power dynamic going in the same direction, and that's always so unappealing to me.

Like if one party is richer, physically stronger, more socially privileged, older, etc, etc, etc, I don't want them to be a hot Dom/me. I want them to be pathetic for some broke nerd who can't lift 10 lbs. I want power dynamics that take twenty minutes to explain, involve a deep understanding of the character's traumas, and hinge on the world-building around magical ethics.

[saltpepperbeard]

hey wifey, remember when ed and stede

...aheem heem wifey yeah i uh,,,

i might remember that, yeah

[eddies-lips]

ngl most of the time when i get all giggly and blushy and kick my feet over a ship it's bc i'm laughing hysterically at myself for acting this way over fictional characters. like it is simply very funny that a split second clip of someones facial expression towards someone else can entertain me and bring me joy every day for literal years when in real life i have zero interest in romance or more. but fictionally?? when i can take myself out of the equation entirely and immerse myself in someone elses queer little world?? losing my mind. can not get enough.

[crimson-nail]

they r not very good at this

[bruisedboys]

me fighting my plushies for space in my bed as if I can’t just. Put them somewhere else

[ayyponine]

Same venue. Same-ish crowd. Opposing seasons. Contrasting vibes.

[i-write-sin-not-tragedy]

Having your otp in a fandom be a platonic ship is the worst i do not recommend i get absolute CRUMBS for content and half the time if i do find fic its very uncomfortablely romantic and ooc or someone aggressively shouting "SIBLINGS THEY'RE JUST LIKE SIBLINGS!!!"

I am in constant pain

"Cloud you could just write it yourself—" I KNOW BUT THE ADHD!!!

[theflirtmeister]

“Hoffstrahm if u even care”

Now I’m thinking about young Strahm (Scott patter/on in one his douchebag roles) and young Hoffman being the most toxic hot couple

GOD UR MIND, young strahm + young hoffman would be the WORST together, they both know they're pretty and they're going to cause as much carnage as possible

[faithfulcat111]

I finally got to bang somebody. Note to self: Attend more weddings and drink more men under the table. There are less women with laundry lists of things to do in order to bang them in England than there was in Greece.

[reineyday]

imagining a billy & max role reversal au where billy is max's feral little brother who only loves one (1) person and it is his older sister who stepped in when no one else would