#shoutout to my friend for helping me come up with butler sam

[m4rzthescenekid]

hey guys….,,,,,, still in the sam and max era (someone help there’s way too much info on these guys and literally most of the people I know have seen em before)

Made some AUs with some help from my friend!!! (They make amazing AUs btw 😁😁😁)

Color coded info under the cut 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Listed in order of creation - “Freelance Magic!”, “The Crazed King”, “Experimental Madness!”, and “Make A Run For It!”

Freelance Magic - basically the telltale games mixed with aspects of the show but they’re some guys in their 40’s running around in drag. Also gets the most accurate to TDPH award. (They adopted Geek and she’s like the younger, nicer version of show Geek)

The Crazed King - Royalty au. 😁😁 “A bunch of citizens from the neighboring kingdom mysteriously start going missing. People start pointing fingers at King Maxwell, but how could they? He’s a great leader and the kindest king to ever serve the kingdom!” Sam is his butler who was born into a long line of servants for Max’s family.

Experimental Madness - max is a test subject, Sam is the scientist that breaks him out and teaches him to be a functioning member of society… (still a work in progress,, might be dumped for lack of thought) also inspired by experiment 21 to an extent (the extent is the mad scientist thing….)

Make A Run For It - kinda noir inspired??? All I know is that Sam doesn’t make it out alive and lumpy and geek are their kids (Geek being adopted and I’m still on the fence about making Lumpy just some guy who works for em or if they adopted him too). (Also a work in progress,,,,)

Extra stuff (feel free to ask if you still have questions!!)

-Geek only exists in FM and MARFI, while Lumpy only exists in MARFI.

-I make crossover art sometimes but it never becomes a part of the actual timeline

-requests are welcome! If you’d like me to draw something with them don’t hesitate to ask!!!

-Go ahead and make fanart if you’d like! Please just give credit and use the tags I’ll put below!! (I just ask that you don’t make anything NSFW with my AUs as it makes me very uncomfortable)

That’s all I can think of!!! I hope you have a great night/day whoever is reading this!!!!

[221bshrlocked]

‘That Haircut’ Masterlist

These aren’t drabbles anymore I swear, these are just a series of imagines that are linked by that damn haircut which I can’t stop thinking about. All are NSFW. Some are written. Others are in the making. It’s this one in case you’re living under a rock. Sebastian x Fem!Reader unless otherwise stated.

Update: Since you guys are asking for these, I’ll make this my milestone celebration and save what I had in mind for the next celebration. Thanks for all you lovely, thirsty hoes for following me. Enjoy the smutfest :)

A special shoutout to @buchonians for making that lovely banner. The background is a lovely color...matches his eyes. I love you friend!!!

Bruh, @hereforsumbucky made me another video edit THAT I CANNOT STOP WATCHING SO GO GIVE HER SOME LOVE PLEASE

Yes Daddy! - Daddy Kink Scream my Name - Ex-convict Don’t Make a Sound - Serial Killer Magic Fingers - Car Mechanic Please Sergeant - Marine Corps My Bed is my Dealer - Drug Lord That’s my Punchline! - MMA Fighter Choke me Daddy - Daddy kink continued... My Darlin Angel - Beach (Romantic Getaway) {Bucky} Ride Me - Stripper (Ginuwine - Pony...that is all) Not Done Yet - Coach Bon Appétit - Chef It’s Gettin Hot in Here - Fireman Come with me. - Undercover Cop Sexual Healing - “Client” (as in prostitute client) look inspired by Tom Ford Pics You’re Trouble - Mafia Boss FUCKING GQ PICTURES Bad Boy Look - GETTING THE FUCKING HAIRCUT You’re a Cutie - Next door Neighbor (biker...)  Hungry for Something Else - Local Butcher (plus size reader) The Doctor Is In - Doctor (I think this one will kill me!) (plus size reader) Little Wider - Shower sex (plus size reader) Marvel - Archaeologist (thanks for requesting this...you know who you are and I love you so much because you know me so well) Fucking Racecar Drivers - Racecar Driver The Mouth on Ya - Gas Station Clerk Can I Fuck Your Tits - Construction Worker Early Graduation Gift? - Gym/Detention Teacher (plus size reader) The Whole Package - Roadside Help (lol I got nothing better to call it) {Bucky} I Don’t Like Sharing - Escort (Tom Ford pictures) For Science - Butler Twister - Trying for a kid? (plus size reader)  Not goin’ anywhere prinţesă - Mobster/Bodyguard (godfather vibes in case you need a hint)  Need a Hero - Ex-Marine Mechanic at a bike shop Fuck me Daddy - Daddy continued...again Never Woke Up in Handcuffs Before - Undercover Cop (another different one damn people) {Bucky} Something Like That - Bartender You Know Your Rights - Cop (y’all are digging the cop thing) A Real Man - Boyfriend’s Older Brother (by no means am I saying that cheating is okay) Pick Your Poison - Meet at a Bar Elevator Music - Stuck in an elevator (biker...again. not surprised) Some Trimming - Gardner (what the actual fuck though these are getting more interesting) Don’t look at me like that - Backseat car sex (i swear to god really?) (plus size reader) Say It - Trucker You Set the Bar High - Ballet Big Dick Energy - "Bitchy Bastard Model” (THE FUCKING HAIRCUT WITH THE SUIT) What It’s Worth - Tattoo Artist/Biker {Bucky} One for the Win - Losing a bet to Sam and Natasha {Bucky}