#shoutout to joes discord for enabling me

[quilavabucket]

so as much fun as fanon designs are, we decided it could be fun to do a #HermitHybridScramble with a random spinner:

obviously feel free to spin your own, but this is what we got:

[nochiquinn]

campaign 3 episode 25: fresh cut grand theft auto

mala: happy pride month...?

"sorry max"

ANIMATE?

okay that's sick as fuck

"fire" jglkdfjgkldf

I somehow forgot about taste of tal'dorei

I JUST noticed what sam is wearing

matt is going a face journey with everything erika says about this place

robits

I have missed the last ten minutes bc I was getting a screenshot of the last time sam wore that

Who Just Burped

"sephora-like blast"

oh look my secondhand embarrassment says it's time to go make food

also 90% of this is absolutely wasted on me bc I've never been to Medival Times and I don't drink

like I appreciate a good lore drop but the spa in EXU Kymal hit more for me

"lore! lore! lore!"

okay I'm paying attention now

birdie and ollie

apparently this episode is ~5 hours long but after the last episode of calamity it's a baby

"does she feel real?" "yeah, sure"

"it says fuck"

shoutout to me after I gave birth angrily stating the year and who the president was to prove I was cognizant despite my 103F fever to get them to listen to me

(it didn't work)

the disappointment

"and drink heavily"

travis

chetney

[kanmi voice] fuck you, you're not a royal

"and he's also here"

oh she's trying to butter imogen up, 100% forgot they're in a fight

"you do not have a flesh tongue and I do not cross my eyes"

oh shit oh shit

Meet At Joe's

"I know you're going to anyway, but try not to look like tourists"

"why not"

fearne

FEARNE?

fearne has a vex commemorative plate lksdjflsa

"would you like anything in return?" ashley

"comic sans is an odd choice"

laura's gonna kill sam in the parking lot

delilah go bllleahhhh

I can't believe dwayne johnson would do this to imogen

right after I typed this someone made the exact same joke in discord skdfjsl

"a heartbeat or something" fcg

fcg are we projecting

laudna :(

someone hug the dead lady

tot holder

everybody trying to get imogen and laudna back together

twitch I'll kill you

"that lady's got a lot of love in her"

"I SAW THIS. POTHOLDER. AND THOUGHT OF YOU."

"whitestone is for lovers" skdlfjslk

JOSTENS IS NEVER DOWN

("quinn nobody's gonna get that" that one was for high-school me)

HE PAWNED THE RING

fdlskj dorks

sergeant slaughter

SLEEPY OMAR that's all I need

gonna beat up fcg until he admits he's a person

I have straight-up zoned out for 20 minutes

"furiosa style" caleb style

"I'll figure it out" she will not, she will pop out of polymorph and lie badly

chetney calling fearne princess is giving me grunthor calling rhapsody duchess and if you get that reference I'm so sorry

Big Fearne Energy

YEET CHILD

Mike Hunt

matthew say the names out loud BEFORE the game

the spirit of purvon

I just realized this is literally just chorizo from far cry 6

"he's got LITTLE WHEELS"

erika ishii, known chaos goblin

taliesin jaffe, known erika ishii enabler

I didn't think he was actually gonna go in but he did

"let her step on me" marisha no

A Rock-Based Apology

....pebble and the penguin

"I've definitely learned my lesson" immediate hysterical laughter

"I really wanna steal a crawler machine"

ashton is proud of you, better reload

grand theft fcg

travis is a combination of "WEREWOLVES GDI" and "STRATEGERY GDI"

laura ur vex is showing

liam hears it too

wait what happened I zoned out again