#shout out to the gaaaaays

[everythingmp3]

🐝 anon here!

i’m with my ‘tess looking’ professor right now, and from the way she sits down, her clothing choice, her mannerisms — all shouts gaaaaay.

js needed to get this out of my system ‘cause she talked to me today apart from everyone else, and the eye contact 🤭

hi! and that kinda reminds me of when I was still in high school and had a crush on my English teacher who I also thought she seemed pretty gay😭the thing is: she was. so you might actually be right, who knows! yeah, I understand the thrill of interacting with hot professors and guessing if they might prefer you over others, etc., it’s fun, makes school more entertaining for sure😌

[spinteresting]

I’m betting you some of them read Coming Out Under Fire before filming because MOTA is GAY. Gaaaaaay. Like Mr. Chow from The Hangover shouting “GAAAAAY!” gay. That book is fantastic by the way.

I finished it a couple weeks ago! It was really good. Provided a lot of insight into queer culture within the ww2 military. It was interesting how varied gay soldiers’ experiences were.

[bigtiddygothgirlfriend]

One minute in: Adora is short for Adorable and I would fucking die for her

Three and a half minutes in: please tell me she and Catra are gay for each other please please please

Four minutes in: IS THAT A MOUSE got me dead

Five and a half minutes in: ShadowWeaver sounds like HIM from Powerpuff girls

Fuck the Lil scenecards are gorgeous

Seven minutes: but mOOOOOOM

Eight minutes: SHE PURRS!!!

nine minutes: they're gay totally gay when do they kiss

Ten minutes: Catra is the chaos lesbian I aspire to be

Ten and a half minutes: Adora hit the ground too hard

Twelve minutes: Hawkeye is that you???

Thirteen: "im like... The only one here who's not a princess" shhhh you're a princess in my heart, Hawkeye

Fourteen minutes: THEY SHARE A BED THEYRE GAAAAAY

Sixteen minutes: "Horde soldier!" "I see her!" "AAAAAAAAAAAH!" i can't fhcking breathe

Seventeen minutes: the best thing to do when someone passes out is to keep your face real close to their ear so you can shout, "OH! YOU'RE AWAKE!" as soon as their eyes open. I love this man.

21 minutes: it's hug Adora o'clock

22 minutes: Glimmer's angry screams fuel me

23 minutes: WOAHHHHH COOL ANIMATION WOOOWWWWW

OVERALL GREAT SHOW!! I WILL CONTINUE WATCHING WOWZA WOW I LOVE IT

[saawek]

(Don't answer this yet) --we are now in the future where your brother have already seen 12.12 or the mixtape episode-- Tell us what he thought about it!!!!!

Today in “The adventures of my Bro the Casual Viewer”

GUESS WHAT ANON FROM MONTHS AGO, WE ARE IN THE FUTURE NOW! 

first post about that here and here and here / tagging @tinkdw @casanddeanwinchester @chibi-lie @captainhaterade @eriquin @sprinkleofhappinessuniverse

It’s very long so blah blah about s12 and destiels feels and nonsense under the cut!

/!\ ATTENTION PLEASE/!\ Before anything I think it’s very useful to remind everyone that :

my brother and I aren’t living together anymore so I can’t actually influence him that much since we watch the episodes separately. 

His experience is much “i watch the episode then I forget about the show until the next episode” CASUAL VIEWER 

He also doesn’t have the fucking heteronormative goggles since his sister is a raging pansexual and his father is remarried to a man and grew up in an homophobic family.  

And his fav character are Gabriel, Crowley, Lucifer (s4 - s5) and dorky Castiel sometimes. He wants to punch the brothers usually (Castiel too but less) and just want the funny episodes. SO NOT A SHIPPER AND NOT A TFW LOVER 

this is for fun lol #laugh >.>

NOW Today in “The adventures of my Bro the Casual Viewer” 

OVERALL ON THE SHOW : he’s more interested in the plot than in the characters really. And he wants it to be clear. He’s watching to have a good time and take a break, all the character studies are useless for him. 

Let’s do it ! S12 : 

Below only his words, mine are between ( )

12x07 rock never dies : wtf lucifer, are you a fucking 2yo throwing a temper tantrum bcse daddy isn’t home to give you candy? You remember the time when he was a good character? Because, i don’t. [about the brothers] nice the leather jacket! 

“lumberjack pffff good one”.

aw Dean left his wife and his mistress at the door *irony intensifies* Cas is not the fav anymore lol (yes he saw the drowley too and was kinda “i’ll do as if i didn’t see it, thank you bye”)

Mid Season Break. Guess what ! CAS WILL BE ALL SAD AND CRYING BECAUSE HIS HUMANS ARE GONE HA HA HA (i told you he doesn’t care about the characters!)

12x09 : AAAAW He get out of prison and call his boiyfriend first thing, THAT’S SO CUTE URGH *vomitting noises* And damn, I’m not like that after so much weeks not shaving. Tss

12x10 : SUBTLETY IS FOR THE WEAK. Lol but srsly guys, the fucking seat. They should push more it will be an orgy. You weird people must have had ideas with the three of them no? But looks more like Sam is playing gooseberry again. You must relate no, Saawek? (okay i won’t explain to him what wincestiel is and yes he was so disgustingly in love with my best friend/first girlfriend I srsly relate with Sam on this one) Dean should just sit on Cas’ lap if he wants the dick so bad. (omg i died)

And angels are stupid. If humans die when nephilim is born WHY ARE THEY HUNTING THIS HUMAN FOR HAVING HAD A NEPHILIM BABY. stupid stupid stupid

Dean making silent treatment to Cas : “Even my GF doesn’t do that.”

him when the silent treatment was going on

12x11 : A TRUE SPN EPISODE AT LAST (meaning one where there is no complicated plot, no mary, and just funny and tragic shenanigans.)

12x12 (at last!) GOD this one is really cool! Cas is hurt, poor chap, he’s really got no luck recently hm. Ugh disgusting black goo. Mary is still not dead yet? tss. 

I love you, lol. NO HOMO THOUGH. tsss. *irony intensifies*

We are Family, lol, i don’t do half he does for family. (elnawen if you read this I SWEAR DON’T DO THE JOKE)

Wait. Pause on the arrows in the cave… are these heart shaped arrows, like  cupids arrows? In the ‘i love you episode’? (yes it’s the “ILY episode” in his mind, the name or the number don’t matter) God it’s some hardcore queerbaiting. 

(otherwise the i love wasn’t groundbreaking because “we know dean and cas love each other duh”, it also almost went unnoticed because of the action with yellow eye dude. But the arrows were not, which baffles me.) 

12x13 : CROWLEY AND ROWENA, YES. (which was yes until) Why always women and rape *sighs* It was good though, I miss good Crowley.

12x14-15-16-17-18 : (not much to say except a deep hate for how Crowley is acting this season. And Lucifer is boring) “Lucifer’s arc has gone from “i wanna do whatever i want” to “i want a baby” too fucking fast. I don’t care. BMoL are boring. This season is only here to prepare the next big bad.”  Crowley is so stupid this season, he’s useless.

12x19 : When Cas left with the Nephilim : “I GUESS DEAN HAS JUST BEEN DUMPED, HA HA HA, too bad”

The Mixxtape of doom : “………………..okay it’s cute. Dad used to do that for Mom.” (he would even record vhs with her fav movie moment. I’m waiting for dean to do that now)

actual footage of him “raiiiiinboooow”

12x20 : Max/Alicia parallels : dude, it’s not even subtle anymore. (What do you think of the gay dude?) Parallels with the bro, Dean gay or bi (he tries to make the difference) blah blah. NOT SUBTLE.

at this point he’d randomly shout “gaaaaay” every time he saw max or dean lol

12x21 : Eileen died : “Aw Sam… no luck! too bad for you. No GF this season! Ha ha ha. Just like your brother he he” (yes he has no emotional attachment for characters BUT he does a cas/eileen parallel without being prompted on it, i’m so proud) 

And Mary dies too? No? Not yet? Tss. (he doesn’t hate mary, he just doesn’t care if character is not Gabe/Crowley or Cas)

God what was the thing with lucifer at the end? even the subtitles were saying “wtf”, I am saying wtf. WHAT THE FUCK? It’s like the Gondor has lit the fires or what. It’s almost as bad as the ice effect in the ‘The Flash’ episode!! Its like a looney tunes episode! OR AN ADD FOR VIAGRA OMG (he then tried to make me apply for a fx job for spn)

12x22 : Oh cool it’s nice. Surprised Mary’s not dead yet. Fake Angel Brainwasher Lady is though cool! (ps he means the fake naomi aka Toni, he’s not good with names of secondary characters / BUT cas/mary parallels spot on unconsciously!) good episode, good action, not boring. Aw cute hug. Just a Cas and everything is perfect. (i swooned, btw you can find it here)

12x23 : I HATE IT. for Crowley mainly, (Rowena has been totes forgotten lol) Cas is dead but he’ll come back. (at this point we agreed it wasn’t possible bcse financial reasons) I want to know why he’s dead though bcse he’s dead for a reason and i want to know what. I LOVE IT (we share the same opinion)

More general things to say :

He thinks destiel is just to dudes (jensen and misha) playing gay on screen for funsies and fan found that awesome and wanted to have lgbt representation . It got out of hand and now the show is doing it on purpose. Queerbaiting or eventual endgame, though? He doesn’t know and doesn’t care. 

His words “Destiel can become canon I don’t give a shit. They kiss it’s okay, now next episode, I want to see the plot”.

But in conclusion my bro watch spn with other dudes who watch like once a month when they don’t miss the episode, and they kinda all see the “not gay dude who is gay for the angel dude”. They just don’t care.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND IT’S ONLY FOR FUN. And I’m not preaching destiel is canon because it would be twisting my brother’s words. I’m just having a good time sharing all the little things that might make us laugh :)

(psst destiel does exist)

[harmonicprince]

“Not all who wander are lost.” || #ChoicesCreates Round 12, hosted by @hollyashton . Inspired by both the prompt and Pride Month.

This is the first time when Zig thinks back on all the emotional anguish of discovering his sexuality, and he feels relieved instead of sick to his stomach. It had been hell but here he is now, standing tall and unafraid, more sure of himself than he’s ever been before. All that time he’d felt so isolated, and now it turns out that he’d never been lost, just on the path of learning who he truly is. He touches his fingers gently to the dried paint smeared across his cheek, the distinct colors reminding him that he isn’t alone anymore. He doesn’t have to be.

Nearby Zack’s waving around a rainbow flag bigger than he is, and beside him Kaitlyn’s wearing one that’s various shades of pink as a cape. Zig watches as the girl lifts her hands into the air, aimlessly shouting nonsense into the chaos like so many others around them. He laughs, then glances over his shoulder to see the waves of people who look just as happy as he feels. A soft look crosses his face, and for just a moment, the noise and the hype all fade into a gentle buzz like you see in the movies.

All the struggling, all the fighting with himself… It was all worth it to feel this… this…

“Free?” He looks over to his left and Kaitlyn’s smiling up at him with shining eyes. “That’s what you’re feeling, isn’t it?”

He tilts his head, but slowly nods. “Yeah… How’d you know?”

She laughs merrily, gesturing around them with a sweeping motion. “It’s our first pride parade! I feel it too!”

He grins brightly, throwing his arm over her shoulders and doing the same to Zack once he’s in range. Zack lifts his flag higher in response, throwing his head back and yelling into the air: “I love being gaaaaay!!”

Some nearby people cheer before copying him, and Zig just laughs, looking at the seemingly endless crowd ahead of them. “I’m proud to be me,” he says, but nobody else hears him. But that’s not important. What’s important is that it’s the first time he’s ever felt pride and damn… It’s years and years overdue.

[enjolras-in-valinor]

so I made a facebook post that says “you guys remember when I thought I was straight?  LOL” and generally makes it v clear that I AM NOT STRAIGHT

I wonder how many of my friends are going to realize I’m not straight now.  (srsly it’s like I’ve been shouting at them this whole time, but someone always acts surprised when I come out to them.  people still ask why I don’t have a boyfriend, and I just want to shout “I’M GAAAAAY”

“k, but are you gonna get a bf tho?”

JESUS CHRIST SHARON, STFU

[theitsybitsywitchling]

Shout out to @illegibilus for tagging me!! :V

name: Trinity

nickname: i dont have any nicknames

zodiac sign: Scorpio

height: 5'1"

orientation: hellaaaa gaaaaay

favourite colour: blues and pastels

favourite animal: cats and jellyfish

average sleep hours: 7-8 usually. Longer in weekends.

cat person or dog person: i am such a cat person and I didnt realize until we got a dog.

favourite fictional characters: yikes

number of blankets you sleep with: 4

dream trip: I’d love to see Disney world

blog created: October 24th l. Although it doesn’t feel that long!!

current number of followers: 28 (love you all!)

i tag: @growing-yet-into-magic @sigiilmagick

[onlyfangz]

top 5 pizzas of 2017? top 5 bitter gay looks you've given someone in 2017? top 5 songs that give you an existential crisis released in 2017?

Top 5 Pizzas of 2017

All of my favourite pizzas are from Morrisons lmaoooo

1. Spicy Chicken w/ green and red peppers2. Meat Feast3. Pepperoni4. Chicago Style Pepperoni's

The last is from LIDL

5. Idk what it is exactly but its pepperonis and it has this little green herb shit over it and it’s FUCKING GOOD.

Top 5 Bitter Gay Looks You’ve Given Someone in 2017

1. That time I caught one of my friends going to say “that’s so gay” and I just stared at them for an uncomfortably long time as they spluttered and just said “bad”2. That time someone caught my eye when making a bad taste joke about non binary people and they nearly shat themselves3. That time someone actually said that’s so gay and I spent about ten seconds staring at them until the apologized.4. That time someone misgendered me and I just looked at them and didn’t respond until they clicked on and corrected themselves.5.That time some rando shouted “GAAAAAY” to my friend bc my other friend was jokingly drawing in his eyebrows to see what he’d look like and I looked at them and made eye contact for so long that they actually sped up.

5 Songs That Gave Me An Existential Crisis That Was Released In 2017

I don’t listen to anything that was released in the past three years my dude i’m too depressed to listen to top40 so i’m just gonna do songs that gave me an existential crisis at some point in 2017.

1. Bloody Shirt - To Kill A King (Bastille Remix)2. Start//End - EDEN��3. Twice - Little Dragon4. GMF - John Grant5. Pocketful of Sunshine - Natasha Bedingfield (usually my cheer up song but it didn’t work, cue me sitting curled up in a ball and zoning out of reality)