#shourtamien

[newesthope]

Things that would be really fucking funny in light of the shourtney announcement:

1. They did actually get married but it was just for the bit and they announce their divorce first thing tomorrow

2. Damien also legally married Courtney, but not Shayne, making it a huge win for shourtamien but an even bigger loss for shaymien truthers

3. We don’t hear anything from either of them or the rest of the cast/crew for the entirety of the year until NEXT April fools day where they assure us that they did in fact get married and we STILL won’t know if it’s the truth

4. Pics of the wedding party come out and Shayne’s best man is Arasha dressed as dark Damien

[presidential-facts]

My favorite friendship of any, fake or not, that beats out my own friendships is shourtamien because I want friends like them

[presidential-facts]

Is it bad that I watch courtmien, shourtney, and shourtamien compilations on youtube because I love their friendship so much and I'm just looking for content of them?