#should i even tag this as any of the ships i dont want to clog the tags D:

[codecicle]

i experience jrwi shipping in a way nobody could possibly understand. i thought fnc was one big joke i didn't think people actually were rooting for them to get together and analyzing each interaction. navyseal simultaneously exists and doesn't exist at the same time to me, it's only real because of the url hivemind but also real because they're canonically t4t trust me I'm gillions top surgery. polypirates are the closest thing to explaining what I actually think about them and if i ever were to say that on twitter i would get my balls put into a waffle maker as punishment. gillion tidestrider still thinks polygamy is punishable by death so he plays off being in a qpr [LOUD DEAFENING VINE BOOM SOUND EFFECT] with his two best friends as "well that's just what co-captains do. we are pirates after all." they all hate each other. they're all [METAL PIPE FALLING] faggots‼️ theyre all t4t. the greater mana polycule is both canon and not real at the same time. jay has 12 million girlfriends. chip and gillion are both also jays girlfriends too because they arent cowards. albatrio sleep on top of each other at night stacked up like a jenga game. they couldn't imagine life without one another and they want to kill each other at the same time. nobody understands them like I do nobody gets the vision

[mo0n-water]

okay hi, the incredibly epic & awesome yasha noted this in the prev tags, but this is a huge issue in the moonwater tags as well & i’d like to talk about it! (also, a big problem in the blackinnon tag, but i don’t think we as a fandom are ready to talk about that haha)

(also, not to take away from the prongsfoot aspect of this post, but i did wanna talk about it in the case of moonwater in particular because i know that’s what a lot of people follow me for & we do have such a fucking problem with tagging)

moonwater and “platonic moonwater” aren’t interchangeable. they describe the same two people, yeah, but the dynamics & the reason we’re here are entirely different. thus, in theory, the content under those tags is going to be very different. i say in theory, because in reality, this isn’t the case. a lot of actual moonwater posts are buried under posts that may have *some* remus & regulus content, but are neither explicitly romantic NOR exclusively moonwater. a lot also have jegulus or wolfstar. it’s annoying. stop doing it.

i understand why the platonic moonwater tag exists, & i honestly don’t really care in the context of tumblr specifically, but you shouldn’t be tagging platonic posts (ESPECIALLY not ones that also contain jegulus &/or wolfstar) with the romantic tag. you’re invading a space that you clearly don’t even want to be in. i’ve been trying to make this point for a while with my “romantics your platonic moonwater” jokes but fr y’all. stop it.

also, can we take a minute to talk about how weird people have been about moonwater since “platonic moonwater” became trendy? i feel like 9/10 when i go into a fandom space & mention moonwater, the overwhelming response is “i love them! only platonic moonwater though” which is passive aggressive & kinda contrary to fandom etiquette. i’d get eaten alive if i said that about dorlene or jegulus or wolfstar. i feel like this being such a common occurrence is part of why we should be using ship names for… you know, ships, rather than any old duo. moonwater and regulus & remus are entirely different, so let’s keep it that way.

along with flooding the tags with non-moonwater posts, i’m also tired of people posting in the moonwater tag to talk about remus or regulus – it’s a ship tag, not a character tag. i understand it’s for reach, but you’re reaching the wrong people & simultaneously clogging up our tag.

it’s especially an issue with rarepairs because we’re so badly outnumbered by the people who don’t like our ship. our tags are supposed to be a safe space, but instead we see posts by people who explicitly DONT ship our otps (again, that is without a doubt what the ‘platonic’ tag means) whenever we’re scrolling through the tags

this fandom is so awful about tagging etiquette. let’s work on it.

hey hey hey since we’re popping in just for hot takes, here’s another one:

platonic. prongsfoot. isn’t. a. thing.

how many fucking times does this have to be said.

should i start tagging every remus and sirius interaction as platonic wolfstar??? clog up the whole goddamned tag for u????

honestly what is so hard to understand that a ship name denotes…A FUCKING SHIP

and in case it bears repeating: a ship is inherently non-platonic thank u very much. a ‘platonic ship’ is…wait for it…a friendship. there u have it. shocker i know.

[toaster-hair]

i try my BEST not to let fandom get in my way of how i view ships bc i always see ships in a non canonical way. so if you want you can fold a ship into whatever way you want whether its aus, fix it fics, or whatever. i especially try not to let the popularity of a ship get in the way of how much i like a ship, im very fond of rarepairs and crackships but i dont consider myself someone who cant bring themselves to like popular ships or even brags about liking.. ANYTHING that isnt mainstream

but there comes a POINT where when ALL of the content you see for a character youre fond of is ABOUT A SINGLE SHIP that you start hating the ship and maybe even the other character involved. it hurts even more when its a ship you fell out of love with.

yes, im talking soudam AGAIN bc kazuichi has rotted my brain so badly that i feel like i cant even go a single day without thinking of him, AND I BARELY EVEN INTERACT W/ THE DR FANDOM ANYMORE. one of my ocs was just a genderbent au i made of him that looked distinct enough i just took it and ran. thats how bad it is. (tbh i do just like the color pink and... sharp.. teeth.. so thats probably why. hes pathetic too which just makes it x2 as good)

look, i dont think that ppl who ship soudam are inherently bad ppl. i dont really care about what ppl ship as long as theyre 1) not shipping real ppl and 2) not shoving it in other peoples faces. and i dont see any soudam shippers directly doing that. i was a soudam shipper, and honestly, i can see why ppl ship it. its an interesting dynamic.

bbbutt.. i dont ship it!  i personally dont care for it anymore, or even just general dr stuff. i should probably get into dr stuff more sense i feel like other than skullgirls and cookie run, im a bit lost when it comes to fandoms nowadays. but i still really like kazuichi and, by extension, sonia and their ship sounia. so every now and then i look for content abt them whether its for comfort or horniness, or just bc i want to. and a big theme i see is soudam. everywhere. its not unbareable especially on a site like tumblr where i can block certain tags and words. but even with that blocking, soudam can still clog it up meaning its harder for me to find content i like.

its even worse when some of that content is intentionally made to spam tags. an example would be what happened on instagram a while back, im not sure if that many other people noticed it, where ppl would spam dr ship tags with things such as “hey ur ship sucks xoxo”, feet, and in the worst case scenario, gore and self harm.

its even worse (take a sip everytime i say that) when you bring in stuff like antis and proshippers which, IS A CAN OF WORMS I DO NOT WANT TO GO INTO. i dont use either label, i hate antis but i really fucking hate proshippers. which is why i dont like ppl labeling all sounia shippers as proshippers because.. no. no i am not. you cant dictate what side someone is on in a silly shipping war based of a single thing they like. i know damn well there are sounia shippers who are proship, anti, somewhere in the middle, and the same can be said abt soudam shippers. which is why i hate how soudam shippers are seen as morally good and sounia shippers are seen as gross. i just wanna see some pathetic lil guy try and fail to woo a girl, i dont wanna argue about what ship is superior. neither are illegal, so they are both equal.  

in conclusion; there are and will be a lot of soudam shippers. i dont care. i just want to be left alone, but soudam is hard to ignore. dont try to call any soudam shippers poopyheads, lets all just try to be nice and respect one another. sorry if this seems like a hate rant, because it is. i am frustrated. didnt mean for this to become an 8 paragraph essay, but thats just what happened. 

[raveneira]

I think ppl got the wrong idea on what this blog is based on the anons I’ve been receiving so let me clarify some things.

I dont waste all my time talking about what I dislike, this is my SIDE blog not my main one. My MAIN blog is focused primarily on what I like, the whole reason I made this blog on the side was for me to vent about things I dislike that I dont want clogging up my main blog which is for things I enjoy.

So coming into my inbox telling me to ‘focus on my own ship’ and ‘stop talking about others’ is beyond stupid and shows you didnt read the description of what this blog IS, my place to VENT.

So sorry if you cant understand that but its not my fault yall dont read the description to realize what this blog is, of course its only me venting about the things I dislike and whats on my mind, thats what this blogs FOR, me to VENT. My MAIN blog is for mostly positivity and things I like, the whole point was to keep the negativity separate from the positivity.

I also post full length analysis that I wont post on main since well, they tend to be very long and I doubt any of my followers wanna read all that lol so this way if ppl follow its cuz they dont mind my long rants, analysis, reviews etc.

So to all the antis who somehow find this page, if your wondering why I keep talking about your ships or faves or whatever that I clearly despise, its because thats what this blog is FOR, its for me to VENT, and my main blog is for everything else that I actually like and enjoy.

If you truly believe I have nothing better to do than just talk about the things I hate nonstop then you got me fked up, yall not that important.

Now I said it before and I’ll say it again, if you dont like what I have to say on MY blog then block me, mute the kawasara tag, I have so many tags blacklisted of shit I dislike on here and I never see it so how about yall do the same? I cant help that my posts still somehow ended up in yall tag, but one thing I can say is its still your own fault for seeing it since my posts were properly all tagged as anti, which anti-borusara and anti-kawasumi for example and all its variations yall SHOULD have had filtered and blacklisted, then even if it showed up in yall tag you wouldnt have had to see it, so the fact that you still saw it means 1 of two things.

1 you didnt have the anti tags blocked despite knowing that was content you didnt wanna see

2 you DID have the tags blocked but chose to look at the posts anyway

In both instances thats a you problem not mine, all my posts were properly tagged, its your own fault if you didnt take the precautions like I and many others have with the tools we’ve been given to not see posts about things we dislike.

The fact that I go out of my way to add a warning at the beginning of every post now warning that its gonna be anti xyz shows Im not purposefully looking for trouble or trying to be toxic and cross tag etc. So if you choose to still come at me despite my efforts NOT to be rude and stay in my lane then Im beyond well within my right to clap back and clap back hard because you should’ve avoided me and the things you clearly despise, so if you still see it despite all the options available to you for you to avoid it you have nobody to blame but yourselves.

[solasan]

otp tag.

tagged by @masonsfreckles​​ and @impossible-rat-babies​​ and like definitely also someone else but my activity is super clogged up so i cant find who I’m Sorry 🥺 but thank u remus and owen mwah tagging: @denerims​​ @arlathen​​ @lvllns​​ @trvelyans​​ @lavellane​​ @chuckhansen​​ @rosebarsoap​​​ @cheydinhaal​​ @darksprawn​​ @deepspeech​​ @yennefre​​ and anyone else who wants to do it tbh

DISAGREEMENTS.

who is more likely to raise their voice?

i mean both, probably? they’re both very passionate people

who threatens to leave but never actually does?

i’ll hesitantly say june but i dont think they’d reach that point

who actually keeps their word and leaves?

neither lmao

who trashes the house?

in day-to-day life, june; she’s very messy. in fights? neither bcos that’s messed up. the Most that’ll happen is adam cracking a piece of furniture in his fist by accident

do either of them get physical?

uhhh they’ll spar from time to time, but outside of that, never

how often do they argue/disagree?

in the beginning?? all the fucking time. every day. they butt heads like they were made to do it. further in, they argue much less, especially once june’s proved adam’s whole “humans are weak!!!” thing wrong

who is the first to apologize?

adam gets bullied into it by nate sometimes. june won’t apologise unless she’s absolutely certain she’s in the wrong, but it does happen. so i guess it depends on the argument

SEX.

who is on top? who is on bottom?

i hate applying the top/bottom thing to m/f ships but adam’s A Top i guess. june is 100% a bottom. but when it comes to actual positioning they’ll change; adam likes missionary a lot, but june likes sitting in his lap and riding him, so

any kinks?

adam is lowkey lowkey very lowkey into orgasm control/denial im calling it. he just likes taking control, but not in an explicit bdsm sense??? june’s into dirty talk and does have a praise kink. she has to coax adam into talking in the beginning but when he gets into the swing of things he loves it

june used to be into getting tied up, but the whole murphy situation kinda fucked that for her

who has the strangest desires?

june probably wins this just purely based on the fact that she wants adam to bite her lmao. he would find that strange. but he would also be into it so

who’s dominant in bed?

adam !!! again not in the traditional like bdsm dominant sense but he takes charge of things

is head ever in the equation?

uhhh, yeah ??? all the time

if so, who is better at performing it?

look. june is very good. she is. but adam has 900 years on her and also more enthusiasm / touch starvation / desperation. adam is a pussy eating KING

ever had sex in public?

the most public they’ve gotten is fucking in the tech lab at the warehouse, that’s it

who moans the most?

both moan, but june’s louder. she’s freer ??? with it ??? but adam grunts and gasps and pants a lot, and when he’s abt to come he’ll groan out her name or a french curse so

who leaves the most marks?

june’s the one that goes out of her way to make marks, just bcos shes a lil sad they fade so quickly. adam leaves the most just bcos june doesn’t heal in the same way

who is the more experienced of the two?

adam might be 900 years old but we all know he’s not had many relationships. june’s more experienced bcos she has one-night stands in college before her and bobby got together

do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

im so sorry but if u look at adam du mortain and think that he doesn’t make love 99% of the time, ur wrong. but sometimes they do get super passionate / desperate for each other, and then they’ll fuck

how long do they usually last?

in the beginning adam lasts like 2 seconds, no joke. that man sees even a hint of june’s coochie and he busts a nut. but further in he can last longer. unless june is being a shit and deliberately trying to get him to come, which she does do

rough or soft?

soft for the most part. if it ever is rough it’s like..... more bcos it’s intense, passionate, less bcos either of them is trying to make it rough. june has some sexual trauma too so really rough sex, like w choking for example, is out of the question (not that i think adam is into choking anyway)

is protection used?

it should be, and when they remember to they do use it. but also they forget a lot shdkshdkd does june look like the type of person to get pregnant on purpose??

does it ever get boring?

nah they keep it fresh. plus they love each other so much it’s just always so good to have each other ???? like after So Long Pining it’s just good idk bro shdjsjdk

where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

idk probably the tech lab like i said above ??? i dont think they fuck in many weird places — not bcos i dont think june would be into it, but more bcos i figure if they ever start getting freaky adam gets them into a bed / somewhere private STAT

FAMILY.

do they plan on having children / do they have children?

yeah they vaguely want them in the future i guess. adam thinks abt june having his baby and has to lie down he 🥺 so hard

if so, how many children do they want/have?

their first kid — emma — is an accident born like a year after they get married, and then oliver comes along a year after that because june always said she didn’t want only one kid. she remembered how lonely she was as a kid :(((

AFFECTION.

who likes to cuddle?

both of them !!! adam is touch-starved and june is starved for affection !!! they cuddle all the time

who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

june 100% no question. WHORE. adam is so done with her but he does always drag her off somewhere to Ravish her so rly who’s winning here

who struggles to keep their hands to themself?

shdkshdkskd both of them. june slightly more so tho

how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

uhhh i dont think it’s rly a matter of one getting uncomfortable, bcos they do love it. probably it’s just as long as they can hold out before 1) june has to pee, or 2) adam resolves to be productive

what is their favourite non-sexual activity?

adam would never admit it but he loves watching movies with june purely bcos she gets so cuddly and ALSO she gets so into them. she’s the type of person to yell at the screen and ask questions all the time. sometimes they’ll compete to see who can work out the plot / twist / mystery of a film first 

where is their favourite place to cuddle?

in bed !!!!! adam loves having her whole body pressed up against him, all small and soft and smelling like june, and june loves how he tucks her into his chest and makes her feel so safe and warm

SLEEPING.

who snores?

ahskhkdja june !!!

if both do, who snores the loudest?

adam doesn’t snore so june. but she doesn’t do it that loudly

do they share a bed or sleep separately?

they share a bed !!!! it’s adam’s way of making sure june does actually go to bed, for one, but also he doesn’t like to sleep without her

if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

cozy up together !!!!! adam’ll kiss her hair and tuck her head under his chin, and june’ll wrap her arms around his torso and kiss the hollow of his throat

what do they wear to bed?

june wears raggedy old band tees or oversized hoodies, boxer shorts, lots of comfy clothes. flannel pyjama trousers. sometimes she’ll sleep in adam’s shirts bcos they smell like him and she likes that, but when she does sleep in adam’s shirts they uhhh haha dont sleep for a while ;)))

are either of them insomniacs?

june is !!! i think around book 4, maybe 5, someone’s gonna talk her into seeing someone abt it — because she really doesn’t sleep a healthy amount, i’m talking 5-8 hours a week — and she’ll start taking sleeping pills, but for now she just drinks a fuckload of coffee and keeps herself busy.

adam’s not rly an insomniac per se, but he doesn’t sleep as much as humans do, obviously

can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

later in the series, yeah. i could see her being put on quetiapine bcos that’s what im on and that shit works

do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

wrap their limbs around each other !!!! june’s like a cuddly octopus shdksjdl but adam loves it, honestly. he’ll often wrap his arms around her and put on of his hands up her shirt, over her spine, so he can have some nice skin-on-skin contact. yknow....... as a treat

who wakes up with bed hair?

both !!!! june’s is probably a bit worse bcos it’s longer ????

who wakes up first?

eh, depends. i’d say adam, bcos he’s More Responsible, but june really doesn’t sleep much, so it could go either way

who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

neither ??? june doesn’t cook and adam’s not a good cook

what is their favourite sleeping position?

either adam on his back with june tucked into his chest, his arms around her, or both of them on their sides and adam spooning june. they love em !!!!

do they set an alarm each night?

they do. june has broken multiple alarm clocks, tho, so make of that what u will

who has nightmares?

both :((( june’s are more frequent, i think

can a television be found in their bedroom?

nah. adam wouldn’t want one, and june watches everything on her laptop

who has ridiculous dreams?

probably june. she’ll sleepily recount them to adam the next morning in bed and he’ll either hm? into her neck to show he’s listening or huff a laugh against her skin

who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

june. adam has learned to accept this fact about her. usually he’ll just position her so that they’re both comfier when she does it, but he has been woken by her elbowing his side before

who makes the bed?

adam. june cba with that shit. she’s just gonna get back in it anyways !!!!

what time is bed time?

adam pushes june to go to bed by 11. sorry u gotta take care of ur stupid energiser bunny girlfriend, buddy

any routines/rituals before bed?

eh nothing in particular i dont think ??? nothing out of the standard brush teeth / clean face / get into pjs thing anyway

who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

june is the GRUMPIEST. she’s not a morning person in the slightest

WORK.

who is the busiest?

hmmmmm. they’re both probably equally busy ??? i mean adam’s the head of the unit so he probs has work he has to do, but then june’s basically the head of the department bcos the captain’s never around, so she has a lot of work. and she has to balance that work with the agency. maybe june’s slightly busier ???

who rakes in the highest income?

eh they’re probs around the same ???

are any of them unemployed?

nope

who takes the most sick days?

june bcos adam doesn’t get sick. also sometimes she just wants A Personal Day and / or is hungover

what are their jobs?

he’s a commanding agent, she’s a liaison and also police detective

who sucks up to their boss?

haha adam’s technically june’s boss and she loves to suck badum tss

who is more likely to turn up late to work?

june shdjshdk girl is Bad at time management. sometimes tho they’ll both be late bcos a morning fuck went on too long. june is very smug on these days

who stresses the most?

uhhh both stress a lot ?? june has anxiety. but adam also is constantly on edge so ????

do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

yeah they enjoy them i guess. adam definitely enjoys his. june is..... complicated. she doesn’t trust the agency and she doesn’t rly wanna be a cop, but she doesn’t know what else she could do so ???

are they financially stable?

yeah for the most part. the agency has good salaries

HOME.

who does the washing?

i think maybe june does it more often just bcos as a human she....... probably ???? goes through more clothes ??? that makes sense to me ??? idk hsdk

who takes out the trash?

adam, usually. especially if it’s dark; june ain’t going nowhere at night

who does the ironing?

again, adam. just bcos he’s more likely to have clothes that need ironing. june has never touched an iron in her life

who does the cooking?

i mean june is notorious for not cooking but rather ordering takeout, so...... i mean i dont think adam is a bad cook but he can rly only cook rly bland, simple meals, and he obviously doesnt need to eat so. i guess if it’s one of them it’s june

who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

yeah june sdhskdhksdk she just has a very short attention span bro idk what to tell u

who is messier?

yep june no question. adam’s a lil bit of a neat freak im calling it

who leaves the toilet roll empty?

neither

who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

yeah june. sometimes adam if he’s had a long day tho. or like if theyre getting Freaky and leaving clothes everywhere. but in general, june’s more likely

who forgets to flush the toilet?

ew gross people do that ?? neither

who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

june shdjjsjdk

who answers the telephone?

uhh both ig ?? but they don’t have like a landline or anything they only have their cells

who mows the lawn?

adam, but only once they’ve moved out of june’s apartment after having the kids. june’s got a black thumb bro she’s not allowed near the garden on nate’s orders

who does the vacuuming?

both !!! they take turns

who does the groceries?

june 100% and she always ends up getting shit that wasn’t on the list shdjskdk. sometimes they’ll do it together tho

who takes the longest to shower?

uhhhh i mean. i think they shower together quite a lot so ???? both ???

who spends the most time in the bathroom?

like getting ready ???? uhh depends. if june’s doing makeup, her, but she doesn’t do it often

MISCELLANEOUS.

is money a problem?

nahhh the agency pays them well

how many cars do they own?

originally only june’s shitty little hatchback, but when the kids are born they get a second one. probably it is very pretty and fancy and expensive, because adam

what’s their song?

either dermot kennedy’s power over me,��or fortress by bear’s den. like, seriously, look up the lyrics; they’re the ULTIMATE adamjune songs

do they live in the city or in the country?

does wayhaven count as a city, even if it’s like... a small town ??? idk

do they own their home or do they rent?

june’s renting her apartment currently, but when ollie and emma are born, they buy a place at the edge of town

do they enjoy their surroundings?

eh. neither of them are especially fond of wayhaven, but i think maybe it grows on them over time ??? june definitely in her current point in canon is only there bcos she doesn’t know where else to go

what do they do when they’re away from each other?

Yearn like fools. they miss each other shdjshdk they’ll call each other if adam is ever sent out on an assignment away from town or june has to take some kinda business trip. theyre always super happy to be reunited

where did they first meet?

at an abandoned warehouse in book 1. june shot him. it was great

who spends the most money when out shopping?

uhhhhhh bro i genuinely don’t know ??? adam and june both have terrible taste in clothes; he walks around in cargo pants half the time and she’s never not in something oversized and baggy and possibly falling apart ???

ig june spends a lot on technology ??? and on food ????

who’s more likely to flash their assets?

ok i mean adam has already in canon gotten shirtless and flashed his assets at june while convinced he feels nothing for her so. him. he’s a show-off we all know this

any mental issues?

yeah lmao. june already had ptsd before canon from being assaulted in college, and now it’s just worse bcos of everything with murphy and shit. she also has depression, because obviously, and anxiety. also adhd if that counts ??? it probably counts

i think adam’s got some ptsd too from that Terrible Fiery Scene Of Death we saw in the mirror from his past, and probably that’s compounded by experiences since he became a vampire too ??? possibly some depression as well just bcos i’m now considering his whole ‘numb for years’ thing and how that overlaps with depression ?? :/// idk

who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

adam doesn’t trip often but when he does june howls with laughter. usually if he’s tripping it’s bcos she’s done something Very Distracting. one time she took her shirt off in their living room when he wasnt expecting it and he walked into a wall

when june trips (which she often does) adam will sorta snort very quietly or his lips will twitch but he’ll always stabilise her quickly

who’s terrified of bugs?

yep june 100%

who kills the spiders around the house?

shsjdhskdjk ADAM. “june, it’s just an insect.” “um, untrue, it’s an arachnid, those are different fucking things—” “it’s miniscule. even more so than you are.” “okay, ha, ha, very funny, please kill it, adam i’m serious, kill it, it has eight legs, it’s waiting to murder me, fucking kill it!” “i’m killing it, calm down.”

do they have any fears for their future?

yeah. june’s worried she’s gonna get totally murdered lmao bcos odds are someone’s gonna try again. adam is also terrified abt this distinct possibility. he’s also scared that, like... she’ll live ??? as in ??? she won’t ever turn, she’ll stay mortal her whole life, and after waiting 900 years for her, he’ll only get a few decades with her before she dies.

that’s like not gonna happen she absolutely becomes a vampire after emma and ollie are born but still. he’s dramatic

their favourite place?

the warehouse, probably ??? it’s safe and secure and it’s comfortable ??? or else june’s apartment. i think june prefers her apartment just slightly

who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

adam ??? but it’s more likely that they’d go out to a fancy dinner, rather than him cook one

who pays the bills?

they split them

who’s the tallest?

sndjhskdjkd adam. june hates and loves this fact in equal measure. adam is very smug abt how teeny tiny his girlfriend is shdkshdk he finds it very funny. also very sweet he loves it

who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

both, honestly. theyre bad at keeping their hands off each other once they’re together. maybe june is ever so slightly more likely ?? idk

who wanders around in their underwear?

both. adam likes to distract june w his abs bro what can i say. june just is most comfortable walking around in a sports bra and briefs

who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

june !!! and she’ll lean into his face and sing right at him with this big dumb grin too. adam will refuse to make eye contact but he’ll have this tiny lil smile on his face

what do they tease each other about?

everything. june roasts adam on the daily. adam will very dryly retort back every time. they were made for each other im telling u. 

june will sometimes bring up his whole humans are weak thing at the most ridiculous times. like, adam tries to get her to get out of bed in the morning and she’ll groan and start lamenting how weak and fragile she is, she couldn’t possibly get out of bed in this state, adam, i have glass bones and paper skin, don’t u love me ????

adam’s teasing is just dryly taking the piss out of dumb shit she says. she’ll talk abt a fight she had with someone and say she went “wa-pow!” when she hit them and he’ll just deadpan repeat, “wa-pow.” his face totally straight. i wuv themm

who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

i mean neither they both have bad fashion taste. but also june hates the fucking cargo pants bruh

who crushed first?

adam did shdkshdk even if he didn’t realise. june didn’t figure out she liked him until the time between book 1 and book 2, because she missed him and she couldn’t figure out why

any alcohol or substance related problems?

uhhh no not rly. june has a history of using recreational drugs but that was in college and she doesn’t touch most of that shit these days

who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

june probably shdjshdk she’ll have a girl’s night with farah, morgan, and tina, and just come home absolutely fucking twatted. adam always tucks her in

who swears the most?

yeah june. she swears in every other word. the first time she made adam curse is burned into her brain seriously she takes such pride in it

[pigeonxp]

ok tbh im sorry that u read my post and got upset by it but i tagged it as anti tommy and anti bucktommy, and its not my fault that you dont like someone elses take. this is a public platform and im allowed to have my own opinion on my own blog on my own phone.

"people like you turned me off the ship" you mention later that youve blocked people, so in all honesty i think that you should utilize that feature and block people who have takes that upset you. i have mentioned several times in past posts that personally i am going to be an anti tommy anti bucktommy blog and that if you dislike it then feel free to block me bc i absolutely DO NOT want to bother you or clog up your timeline with shit u dont like or agree with.

i really couldnt give less of a shit about who ships who. i simply block tags and people who are saying shit i dont like. i post every other thought i have abt this show here bc i dont have any irls who watch the show. im gonna post how i feel abt stuff on MY BLOG.

to be transparent, i fear that it is a little bit strange that people allow themselves to dislike a ship or a show in its entirety bc of the "fans". if u allow urself to hate smth specifically bc of the fanbase then maybe thats an issue you have with yourself, because i was in some of the worst fanbases previously and i know how bad those ppl can get, and i still found myself enjoying the source material bc i didnt allow randos i dont know to make me hate something i once loved. i understand thats not how it works for everyone, but thats just my two cents on the matter

i really dont care abt this shipping war tbh and all of my posts abt it are strictly for jokes, but even if my posts WERE mainly serious, i already KNOW why ppl stopped shipping buddie as soon as tommy came along. i am completely aware that the sky wont fall and the world wont end, thats why my original post was written in a fully joking manner. i fear that i shouldnt have to explain my jokes on my own blog, but i guess i havent made it clear enough. i dont see the need to "take a chill pill" when i havent done anything wrong and was just making posts for my own enjoyment.

at the end of the day, it is truly NEVER that serious. it is a show abt firefighters. on network tv. if i were you id just block the anti tommy and anti bucktommy tags and move on, because you shouldnt let people upset you on your own phone. i encourage you all to ship what you want to ship, like who you want to like, and block the tags and ppl who upset you, bc its not my place as a random ass blog to be making you upset abt a show on ur tumblr feed. it never has been, and never will be that serious.

all the big bummy fans who r getting mad at buddies are getting exposed for being big buddie shippers before thomas showed up im DYINGGGGG KMFSOOAJRNAK

[goddamnitdazai]

Do you have an advice for new scenario blogs and if we dont feel comfortable asking you talking to you via your ask box can we private message you on tumblr. I lovebyou blog keep up the good work u r so inspirational

I’ve been asked this a few times before but I don’t remember what I tagged it as so I’ll just kind of sum up what I think is important and stuff I’ve learned having this blog for over a year now. Also this got long AF because I’m Em and I don’t know when to shut the fuck up. And for DMs I’ve changed my settings to only receive DMs from mutuals just for my own comfort after a few uh...not good encounters. Feel free to keep putting things in my inbox though (:Stay true to the characters and how you perceive them. The entire point of writing for characters is to write their specific personality in different situations. Of course some things will change if you’re dealing with an AU situation, but I’ve learned to go with my gut instinct involving character’s reactions. Keeping them close to canon is the best thing you can do for yourself even if you don’t think its what people want to hear. There are some people who want things for characters that either aren’t realistic or whatever situation they’re asking for wouldn’t warrant a change or any specific reaction outside of the norm. If you instantly think “a character wouldn’t do this” or something like that stick with that initial reaction. Everyone characterizes differently, and dealing with grey characters can be tricky but sticking to what you think is correct is the best way (I think) to stay authentic. Write what you want. There are obvious tropes/ships that every fandom absolutely loves, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t write rarepairs or what is less popular. If you feel like making something unnecessarily angsty or killing someone off then write it. Writing what makes you happy, including original ideas, is what’s going to keep the blog a hobby over a chore. It can get stressful if you’re churning out stuff for other people and ignoring what you want to write. You just have to balance it.Don’t be afraid to respond or completely ignore salty anons. Tumblr has this universal thought that a critique on writing (or any type of art) is just complaining or pointing out something they didn’t like. I’ve had this happen once to me because of some BDSM headcanons that involved something they just didn’t like personally and a lot of it was ignorance on the person’s part, but they tried to play it off like it was a critique. If someone comes to your inbox going “i dont like this because blahblah” that’s a complaint, not a critique. If you’re doing NSFW asks Tumblr also has this perception of BDSM related kinks and things that are, almost always, inaccurate as all fuck. Research anything you don’t know about, don’t just go off what you read on this website. I made a disclaimer for NSFW solely to keep that shit out of my inbox, and I put kind of a “read at your own risk” thing for NSFW. But, anything that can be triggering should be put under a cut and tagged. Mobile ignores cuts so at least tagging it will help people, and it doesn’t even have to involve NSFW. Yandere tropes and anything displaying unhealthy dynamics should be tagged. Tagging system. I spent like.. a week re-tagging all of my shit and making it easier to navigate. I have a lot of posts on here and my stuff is subgrouped to all fuck. You might not need it initially, but just plan in the future because once you get a decent following having a navigation page makes it a lot easier for people to find certain things like “dazai fluff” or “poly relationship with dazai and chuuya” and you won’t have your inbox clogged asking for posts you’ve already written. Tags also help people find your stuff when they search characters or a fandom on tumblr in general. It’s a good way to get noticed outside of notes and reblogging. After you hit a certain number of followers your blog and posts pop up in the suggestion thingies too.Its okay to take a break. If you have a million things going on you should take care of yourself first or anything else that is a priority.Building a fanbase takes time, so don’t get discouraged if you don’t get asks right away. I started my blog out by writing my own random headcanons just from ideas I had. Eventually it started spreading and my inbox blew up. But it takes time, and after I switched over this blog I still haven’t gotten back up to my original follower count. Also, followers and notes don’t mean you’re bad at writing or what you’re doing isn’t worth sharing. Some people just read and scroll, others just favorite without reblogging, and sometimes people miss things. Its hard to guess when to post, so I usually stick to a certain time and self reblog in the morning/afternoon. Just keep writing. Even if you feel like you’re not doing well, just keep going. Change it up, take drabble requests and ignore your inbox, reblog the character asks and do those to find some inspiration, just keep going if its making you happy.