#should I make a spotify account just to share my HMS playlists….

[hmsdoodlin]

do you think heart listens to cavetown. banging on the bars of my enclosure. devil town is heart coded DO YOU SEE MY VISION

Oh! That’s a song/singer I haven’t heard in forever.

“You said something dumb again, she’s mad, at least that’s what they say.”

“I’ll lose my mind at least another thousand times hold my hand tight, we’ll make it another night.”

“I get a little scared of something new, but I feel a little safer when I’m with you. Falling doesn’t feel so bad when you’ve fallen this way too.”

Ok yeah I see the vision. It’s going on my Heart playlist now. The best part is that it can both be a Heart and Mind song OR a Heart and Soul song….. hello again my heartsoul playlist. V2 has some very interesting lyrics that could fit him too.

“But every time I close my eyes the sunshine gets a little dimmer.”

“I sink my teeth into my fingers, blossoms swim across the river how do you feel so proud?”

Opened my eyes to a new headcanon, Heart definitely bites his hands/fingers. <- totally not projecting

For other cave town songs I only remember two others.

Meteor shower is very Heart and Mind coded.

“I’d sell my own bones for sapphire stones cause blue is your favorite color.”

And Home is very good for transmasc aroace Heart too actually. Damn….

You’re cooking.

[for-when-i-have-an-idea]

Black Eagles as Virtual Assistants

The collective braincell of the server strikes once again

Edelgard

Very strict, single-minded, makes sure to keep you on track with a tough love approach. Not above threatening you with sending the Hubert Extension after you who somehow just came in the same package, you’re not quite sure.

“I need you to do your work or there will be consequences. Got it? Good, so long as we’re clear on that matter.”

Hubert

Can be installed separately, but always comes bundled with Edelgard is he a virus? He mainly steps in when the others get a bit... much, though, oddly enough, he’ll never stop the Ferdinand Extension from getting off track...

“Do your work or I will be forced to eliminate you... that said, if you encounter any problems, inform me of them and I will handle it in the most efficient way possible... which is any way I see fit.”

Ferdinand

Really good at what he does: syncs your phone and computer regularly, schedules appointments for you, all that. But he does also have a tendency to dredge up old contacts at 3 am because he thinks he’s being helpful.

“Alright, let’s get started! After all, it is my duty as a VA to help the common human with their work! It would be insulting to my status as the finest piece of programming on your device if I did not assist you in your hour of need! O-oh, right, we should get started now. Pardon my ranting.”

Linhardt

Closes down all of your work after 45 minutes of work for a 15 minute break/nap, whatever you fancy. Unless he himself has gotten distracted by something interesting, in which case he’ll just show you that as motivation.

“Just do it, alright? ...I’m sacrificing my... afternoon nap for you, so you... better... get it done.”

Caspar

Opens 40 tabs at once, all of which he thinks might be helpful, your mileage may vary. Very eager to help you in any way, and even comes with a built in reference package, but somehow manages to use it wrong.

“Hey look at this! Watch how many tabs I can open in a minute! Oh- ah, my bad... the computer crashed. But hey, better luck next time..? Alright, alright, I’m sorry... let’s get working!

Bernadetta

Always has 20 different fanfic tabs open, but switches between them so fast that you can’t even finish reading a single one. She then has a nervous breakdown and crashes the computer. Has a built in prompt generator.

“Ahh! We’re never going to finish! C’mon, we need to work faster! O-oh, there’s a problem you can’t solve?! What are we going to do?! We’re going to be crushed by the deadline! Aaahhh!”

Dorothea

Just opens up your Spotify account and starts playing music, maybe a playlist with workout montage music to keep you motivated. Gives a lot of verbal encouragement, she’s all about lifting you up, never putting you down.

“Oh, don’t be such a party pooper, let’s listen to this song! Aw, c’mon... I guess we should begin working, but a girl needs some fun in her life, right? Life is short, so let’s enjoy it! Oh, wait-! The deadline’s in two hours? My bad, never mind!”

Petra

Somehow always manages to have the wrong version of English set for grammar/spellchecking. Luckily, you can customise her, help her learn how to be a better spellchecker. She’s very much still in her beta phase on that front.

“We shall be doing the starting now! If anything appears difficult, do not hesitate to be calling upon me! If we are working fast, then we will be being done in short amounts of time! Do not be worrying, we will finish!”

Jeritza

Doesn’t do much of anything unless you also have the Byleth Extension, and even then he doesn’t do much to help you out. Forcefully shuts everything down on occasion without really communicating why.

“Why won’t you spar with me? Hm? Oh, there’s work to do? Very well then, let’s begin. I’ll have you know, however, that I won’t tolerate distractions. So, we’ll get to work now.”

Worth noting: after the first time you force quit him, or you install the Mercedes Extension, he mellows out dramatically. Turns from kinda menacing to more gently encouraging, sharing good recipes either for baking or ice creams when you’ve been doing good work. This has been affectionately called Emile Mode

[boyfriend-cal]

could you pls do “Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”, “OH you’re jealous!”, “Please just kiss me already.” with Calum? Thanks 😚

my apologies for taking so long to answer this! i feel a little rusty with this one, so i hope you like it :)

these are from this prompt list (you can search “prompts” on my blog and send me any of them at any time!)

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word count: 923

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The door closes behind you after waving goodbye to your house guests for the evening. Some friends of yours from high school were in the area and had come for dinner and drinks. Calum wasn’t typically one to stray from his group, but he fit in well with yours.

“Hey, want to wash, and I’ll dry?” You make your way into the kitchen to start the hot water, passing Calum sitting on the couch.

“Not tonight. You always splash me.” It’s not surprising, cause he’s right, but his tone is a little bit annoyed. After you turn the corner, you hear him shuffling around in the living room behind you.

“Okay, can you at least bring me the dishes and glasses that are on the table?”

“Sorry, getting in the shower!” Calum calls out, clearly further away than he was thirty seconds ago.

You leave the water running and make your way around the dining area and living room to pick up various plates and cups. It’s all easy to gather in one trip, and you leave them to soak in the warm water while Cal showers. You didn’t need to hear him complain about low water pressure even though you started first.

“Alexa, shuffle the housework playlist.”

Music quietly starts to fill the room. Calum has equipped your shared Spotify account with playlists for everything. You dance around a little bit, confusing Duke, who trots around at your feet. When you hear the shower stop, you resume the dishes and wait for Calum to join you. He always sat on the counter and bugged you while you did chores he didn’t want to do, it had become kind of a thing in your house.

After a while, there’s still no Calum insight. “Cal? Where’d you go? I’m lonely in here!”

“I’m already in bed.” He responds. You stop dancing and sigh.

“Are you feeling okay?”

“Yeah, fine.”

“Then, can you stop being grumpy? It’s lame.” A groan loud enough that he can hear it in the bedroom rings throughout the empty kitchen. When he doesn’t respond, you ask Alexa to turn up the volume and pretend he’s not there.

Calum sighs and rolls out of bed. He knows you’re singing the wrong words at the top of your lungs on purpose, hoping he’ll come to correct you. It’s one of those things he always does.

You give him a side glance as he hops up onto the counter in sweatpants and no shirt. He reaches for another towel and starts to dry the dishes you’ve already set on the counter.

“Is whatever crawled up your ass gone now?”

Cal shrugs, and you roll your eyes. “So you’ve known all of them since high school? And they’ve all been couples since then?”

The side-eye you give him is subtle enough that he doesn’t notice, but when you hesitate, he turns to look at your face. His brows are furrowed.

“Yeah, pretty much. I mean, at first, Josh was dating Kate, but now that Kate is with Adam, we all realize that Josh was utterly wrong, and Amanda is right for him. Then there’s Dustin and Emma. Emma was with Amanda at one point, and I was with Dustin. Hm, I guess we all kind of traded around, which is a little weird. Less weird now that we’ve all settled down. Wait, is that what’s going on here, Calum?” His behavior clicks in your mind now. You can see it. He’s been giving you hints all night long.

“OH, you’re jealous, aren’t you?” Now you’re teasing him. You take a step closer to him, squinting your eyes and poking his chest with your finger.

“No, of course not. I wanted to know the history, that’s all.” Calum shakes his head with a small, tight-lipped smile and removes your hand from his chest. You pause in front of him for just a moment to read his facial expression. Then, you move back to the sink.

“But you could’ve told me one of them was an ex-boyfriend.” He mutters, so low that you would’ve missed it if you hadn’t turned the water off.

“Come on, Cal. It was so long ago that when we see each other now, it’s like remembering your kindergarten crush or the boy that kissed you in preschool.” You move back over to him so you can stand on your tiptoes in between his legs with your arms wrapping around his neck.

Calum doesn’t say anything, but his fingers are playing with the belt loops on your jeans, tugging you side to side gently. You duck your head, so he has no choice but to look at you.

“I know, I know. I’ll admit, I was a little bit jealous. But I swear, most of it was curiosity.” His smirk and chuckles are what get you to laugh back.

“Mhm… we’ll go with that.” You continue to giggle about it while you try to step away, but he pulls you back.

“Please just kiss me already?” Calum pouts with his bottom lip stuck out like a toddler.

Instead of replying, you lift your hands to his cheeks and bring your lips to his. His hands travel from your waste to squeeze your ass, and you smile into the kiss.

“Oh yeah, I was wrong. He should be the jealous one. He let go of the best person on this planet.”

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[theellana]

Song tags

The rules of the game: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! Put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. No skipping!

Thanks @moera6 and @li0nh34rt 😁

Couldn’t use my Spotify 2019 favorites playlist cos I share the account so most of it is my sister’s, so have my absolutely not up-to-date favorites playlist instead 😂. With comments on the different songs 😁

Iron, Woodkid (yep, definitely like Woodkid)

Boy Band Parody, Jon Cozart and Peter Hollens (not a boy band fan, but this is very fun 😁)

Le chemin, Kyo feat Sita (okay, I’m French xD)

Hooked on a feeling, Blue Swede and Björn Skifs (I blame Guardians of the Galaxy 😂)

Rentrez chez vous, Big flo & Oli (French again, rap. An interesting take on “What if France was under attack and had to take refuge in Africa”. Title translates to “Go back home”)

Session, Linkin Park (would have been surprised not to have any Linkin Park there xD)

All of me, Kurt Hugo Schneider, MAX, Zendaya (KHS is my artist of the year so… Yeah 😁)

Behind Blue Eyes, The Who (classic rock, sounds about right :D)

Bad Romance, Thirty Seconds to Mars (that’s old, but okay, no skipping ^^)

Massive Addictive, Amaranthe (fun fact: I’m seeing them in February 😍😍😍)

Hm. Funny. Some things I would have expected aren’t here, but it’s fair 😁

As for tagging, I don’t have 10 people to tag (and some of you have already done it xD), but if you want to, @friendlysociopath @freakithechaos @colder-bones, have fun! :D

Also, just for fun, below the cut are the first 10 from my rock/metal playlist :D

Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This), Marylin Manson (I love the original version, but it doesn’t belong here xD)

Deutschland, Rammstein (yeeeep! Me definitely like some Rammstein :D)

Primo Victoria, Sabaton (oh, speaking of the concert in February… this is it as well xD. Also, @friendlysociopath, this one is definitely on you ;))

Reise, Reise, Rammstein (hmm. Did I mention liking Rammstein?)

We Drink Your Blood, Powerwolf (my first ever concert - not counting festivals - was them :D)

Armata Strigoi, Powerwolf (okay, Spotify is bad at shuffling xD)

MANN GEGEN MANN, Rammstein (maybe I should limit this to one per group…)

Bloody Angel, Avatar (another one on @friendlysociopath :D. Also, one of my favorite festival concert ever)

CASTLE OF GLASS, Linkin Park (yeeeees. Very old favorite. As in, since it came out xD)

B.Y.O.B, System Of A Down (another group from high school :D. Linkin Park and SOAD!!! 🤘🤘🤘)

Not too bad. I’d say Hollywood Undead is missing, as well as Skillet. Have a few more groups with several songs, but that’s the result when you have so many Rammstein and Powerwolf that they end up making up half of your first 10 xD