#shorts wars boss

[cyancatart]

shorts wars au where everything is the same but the boss wears this

[ambdgyt]

"We've probably spent so many lives together"

"Oh for sure"

Thank you shorts wars for everything. I have grown so much because of it. Thank you

[shorts-wars-confessions]

Stop saying "the boss is abusive to (insert whatever character.)"

Ur noise is growing.

(unless if it's victim > abuser case, still thin ice)

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[funkylilblob]

shorts wars is so fucking boring.

[aki16official]

Resting

Fuckthestitchfacelookingass

@pr3st0n-the-cl0ne and ur other coworker thats ur EMOtional support this is fucking slander of ur. "god", hes a fucking childish bitch with deserved trauma, both of his dream masks are fucking horrid.

Also 2. Royalmelon deserved better⁉️⁉️⁉️

[awobbles]

what pokemon do you think The Boss from Shorts Wars would use?

I think one of his pokemon would either be a Doduo or a Dodrio.

[awobbles]

@achivement-unlocked (context is that the anons turned him into a worm on a string)

YEET!

*worm on a string yelling noises*

[feroluce]

Today's thoughts are of Pela and Gepard because I saw a post somewhere once (I've totally lost track of it now...) with the hc that Pela would have crush on Gepard, because she's totally the type to read shoujo manga and he is very much the stereotypical princely shoujo manga love interest.

And that's cute and all, but personally my favorite spin on this is that yes, Pela did have a crush on Gepard, in a sort of "celebrity crush" kind of way. He's so handsome and righteous and upstanding and protective and noble! Pela certainly wasn't the only one that stared after him when he would walk by. And so she was super super excited when she found out she was going to be working under him!

Anyway her crush fizzled out by the end of her first week LDJALKJK

The man has absolutely no charm!! Negative rizz!! Not a single romantic bone in his body!! Don't even get her started on his tastes!!!

If you talk to her in the Supreme Guardian's office, Pela will pay Gepard exactly one half of a complement and then proceed to drag the man within an inch of his life. If you talk to Gepard out by the frontlines, he calls Pela overbearing and says he tries very hard not to get in the way of her work because he doesn't want to earn her ire.

Their relationship is hilarious in the way that they cannot avoid each other (mutual friends, work together), seem to greatly respect the other's work, and also squabble at each other as soon as they're out of earshot and I love them so so much.

Like I desperately need them to devolve into petty bickering. You know how Pela texts the trailblazer asking for hangover cures? I need that message to come after a night where Pela, Serval, Gepard, and Dunn were all drinking together. Pela reached up and grabbed Gepard by the cheeks and stretched them like mochi while ranting, because

Pela: Your face is so handsome, and for what! For what!! You haven't earned this at all, stop it!!

Gepard: ?!?!???

Gepard finally gets fed up with her and drunkenly tells Pela that well, maybe she should just quit looking at him, then. And then he steals her glasses right off her face and holds them above her head, until Pela stopped jumping for them and finally just climbed him like a ladder.

Serval's current wallpaper is of Pela up on Gepard's shoulders, fingers clawed into him and her arm extended over top of his, while Gepard holds her glasses out as far away as possible and fights to keep his balance so they both don't tip over into a drunken pile on the floor.

[cyancatart]

shorts wars su au v3

steven = preston

garnet = pear and melon (pear ruby melon sapphire)

amethyst = dd

pearl = bundun

connie = phaleur

peridot = riggy

lapis = danno

bismuth joe cane

spinel = datchia

blue diamond = jonny razer

yellow diamond = cdotkom

pink diamond/rose = dr. fd

white diamond = the boss

[ambdgyt]

WEE WHITE BOARD DOODLES!!

[awobbles]

OH THE IRONY AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

some also turned the boss into a toon

SOMEONE ALSO TURNED ME INTO A FLESH MONSTER!!

HELP!

[shorts-wars-confessions]

i always see a bunch of interpretations of Prestin an the boss's relationships,, and almost all of them are bad..

i can see why you think the boss would be mean to Preston but like,, COME ON!! NOT ONE OF THEM IS LIKE PRESTON BEING THE BoSS"S FAVORITE?? OR PRESTON LOOKING UP TO THE BOSS? (shut up about the court case sigshs) PLEASE I NEED ONE GOOD THING TO COME OUT OF THEM THEY WERE EVERYTHING TO ME IN SEASON 2

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[funkylilblob]

the boss but it’s the version of him that exists in my head

[aki16official]

I FOUND FUCKING THEBOSSxROYALMELON.

FUCK MY LIFE FUCK EVERYTHING I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE THIS IS DISGUSTING AND TOXIC.

THE BOSS LIT TRIED TO KILL ROYALMELON THE FUCK.

[aki16oficialll]

Bosswendy sucks, bossmelon better.

Okay judging by ur anonymous-y means you're 99% a ragebait, Which I don't really care at all. But am bored so:

Basically, it's both Incest and Abusive.

The boss created/Made Melon, even if not biological, he's still related to the boss.

The boss also tried to kill him, BY EXPLOSION, AND PROBABLY EVEN BURNING.

And even if melon in canon hasn't said anything, he's probably traumatised and would turn into AM if he was stuck with the boss.

So yeah, point proven that Bossmelon sucks ASS

[blicketyuri]

SHORTS WARS SPOILERS !!

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I am devastated and my day is ruined