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cant stop that snoozer grind
woke agenda? nah man. asleep agenda. snoring agenda. snrrrk mimimimi agenda. only times written in this agenda are bedtimes
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okay but "there are a lot of star wars fans that are really shitty and will never be happy with any new content that is made for the franchise" and "disney has been openly half-assing pretty everything they've made for a long time now and the people that are currently in charge of a lot of the new star wars content clearly have no respect for or understanding of the world they've been entrusted with" are statements than can and should coexist
#very tired of the persistent implication that anyone who's fed up with anti-jedi shlop#is either just racist or bitter
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Captain oopsie-daisy Sparklez
Sorry for the scuffed clip 💀
#my art brr#doodle#captainsparklez#captainsparklez fanart#schlatt#jschlatt#THAT'S HOW THE NAME IS SPELLED??#sdmp fanart#sdmp#I found out people ship them and I'm here to put a warning I'M NOT SUPPORTIVE OF THE SHIP#At BEST it's a pathetic one sided dumbassery#CaptainSparklez has two husbands already Shlop can't compare lol
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Mehndi I did on myself and my little sister (can you tell the cone was liquid...😭)
#eid#mehndi#mendhi#henna#eid mubarak#happy eid#why can i never have a working henna cone#next time imma just mash the paste myself and shlop it on my hand
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#wow. i did NOT shut up about johan.#sometimes i just look in the x reader tag and just... slightly cringe at how much i filled it up....god.#should i contineu making content for him....i feel like i've made enough or too much.... should i shut up.... i feel like i've done enough.#(don't worry! still gonna write for him because being annoying doesn't stop me <33 and i will continue yap yap yapping because i want to <3#but... man.... it feels like looking at highschool photos of yourself#(ignore the fact that this blog is also a baby blog that literally just started three months ago HADFHSHAFDHSAHFHFHHFHFHAAHAAHA)#yeah.... god genuinely how did people stand me yapping endlesssly these past months.#why were you guys in the kitchen. I was NOT cooking beloveds <333 what the fuck was I even cooking? undercooked. raw. inedible shlop <333#oky yeah that's it. watch me vent all this and get back to yapping anyways AHAHSHFSHHSHAHAHAHHA#suusoh speaks
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should I read Claymore. vote now on your phone
#or watch the anime....#i feel like i tried the anime once like a decade ago but it was one of those times where i watched 5 min and then decided i didn't like it#and then started another forgettable seasonal shlop
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ok I had my first full-on AI generated bot trying to follow me, I pray this doesn't become a pattern
#thoughts#a conspirationist AI generated shlop#(I'm like 99% sure)#fun new development for tumblr dot com dot gov!
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fonts are awesome. i <3 fonts
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its been AGES since i dyed my hair or even painted my nails, even though i was miserable with it. so im really happy i finally found the strength to do it ٩(。•́‿•̀。)۶
#the dye is actually like. pink dyed hair mask. very convenient since i can just shlop it onto my ombréd?? i forget. hair parts and any#inconsistencies are actually haha on purpose since its not bleached evenly on purpose#also even though my hair breaking like crazy#my nails are finally getting better again so i feel comfortable painting them :)#just a lil diary entry to look back on later#nebu talks#me meme
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You know, I think what i fear most about all these soulless Disney remakes is that one day they'll take Hunchback of Notre Dame, one of the strongest and most daring Disney movies ever in its depiction of showing the dark sides of religion without demonizing faith as a whole, and that they'll take Judge Claude Frollo and either make him "sympathetic" or way less extreme than in the original, since Disney is nowhere near as ballsy to do something like directly criticize religious extremists anymore, I think, and that would just DESTROY the great impact that movie's messaging had.
That's not to say I have anything against sympathetic villains, but Frollo is one that was so strong BECAUSE of how awful he was and the position he held, and that fierce kind of villainy should NEVER be changed in his case imo. Very strong teaching moments in there for kids.
#Not that any kids these days are watching Notre Dame or anything 😂 But yeah.#Hunchback of Notre Dame was literally the movie that helped make it click for me that my parents were NOT very good people actually#Kids need these kinds of movies to help them learn when they're being manipulated for the worse#and it would be a shame if this strong example of that were given a crappy half-baked shlop of the original story#It wasn't Little Mermaid specifically that got me thinking abt this bc Ursula was actually still decently evil in it#But more stuff like Cruella and Pinocchio#Well anyways. I'm sure this has been pondered on in much better ways already. I'm just ready to fight someone if they dare change Hunchback#May be the only situation that being a financial flop might be good for it lol hopefully Disney will leave it alone rather than crap on it#In a shitty remake I mean#Frollo is a goddamn legendary untouchable villain and I just KNOW a remake would ruin him#Wow sorry for the random and completely irrelevant rant but I just feel VERY strongly about this lol#OP#Disney#the hunchback of notre dame
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#your friendly neighborhood doofus#son of shermy#day off#watching spooky movies in the middle of the day#goony birb#mug shlop
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if i were cis i would be the type of guy to lounge around the house shirtless w basketball shorts i cant wait for top surgery
#my mom abt my binder was like 'that thing is awful it looks like its chopping you in half' 1. what does that mean 2. i would rather be slice#d in two in a horrific train accident than carry around shlopping mammories for the rest of my life
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twirls around like a pretty princess... so much bailey art and its all for me... i love my babygirl
#bob schuff 🐌#shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop shlop sh
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Spacie
How do you know he's dickless spacie
Did he show you spacie how do you know
WHAT DO U MEAN HOW DO I KNOW HES BEEN ROTTING IN A DAMP SUIT FOR 30 YEARS!!!! IT HAS FALLEN OFF AT THIS POINT!!!! THERE'S BARELY ANYTHING LEFT IN THE SUIT IN GENERAL!!!!!
#spacie splains#YOU PEOPLE.#WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SO HARD ON THIS GROUND#ITS COMMON SENSE HE PROBABLY DECOMPOSED REALLY RAPIDLY DUE TA MOISTURE AND THE SUCH#IT DOESNT TAKE THAT LONG FOR A BODY TA FULLY DECOMPOSE#dude probably felt something shlop outta his suit only ta look down n b like 'well its not like anybody wouldve wanted to use it anyway'#'probably for the best'#suggestive#nsft#bro if you're holdin out hope that the man has shmeat after 30 YEARS?!#that's just wishful thinking#im crying help thjis is so fucking funny
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the wet schlop a recipie
pickled cucumbers cabbage and sour kraut on a french role
marinate the french role in applle sider viniger
blend spam oats and goat milk in a blender
put inside of the sandwich (lustfully)
stuff with mushrooms
marinate in a bowl of wholemilk
add 1 foot of lemon juice to the mixture
boil
freeze
heat in microwave for 20 minutes
add canned tuna (do not remove the can)
dry age in a high moister, dark, and warm area (preferably open air)
top with the substane (you know which one)
enjoy!
to be paired with a big glass of milk with dehydrated milk and gelatin mix (bolony is optional)
by the end it should weigh about .5 stone
@shellnutlives
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wire motherrrr
#im gonna remake this its too small for all the detail i want to do even factoring the thickness added by clay#also very flimsy#im gonna manhandling it shlopping clay onto it for probably a few months it needs to be able to hold its own#even aluminium padding wont save this methinks
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