#shiver splatoon 3 is somehow in all these categories at once btw
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crushing on male characters like yeah id rope that boy in with my pathetic sopping wet animal swag and pure autistic charm. i would hold them by the ankle and smack them against the walls full force
crushing on female characters like omg shes so cool shes way too cool for me shed never even look at me im not even worthy to think about her oh my god,,,,
crushing on characters who r neither (or both . or something inbetween ) is like hooh. holy shit. im in love with you i worship the ground you walk on how are you so fucking cool i want to be your best friend . i hope you think im cool (im not)
#first one is me @ neuv second is me @ miko and (tentatively) clorinde and also meredith .#third one is me @ captain skip and also desire from the sandman (ebcause oh my GOD hello????). maybe albedo (/p) and columbina#shiver splatoon 3 is somehow in all these categories at once btw#i have so much to say about my feelings towards fictional characters btw i love them.#sitting here legs crossed on the carpet neatly sorting them into incomprehensible categories like a neurodivergent kid with their toys#like hey guys i love you#general barks
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