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The Chemist chapter 3
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Chapter 3
Tonight, her name was Alex.
I’m literally on the third chapter, and I already want to punch her in the face.
And the author, for subjecting us to this shit.
She had a greasy burger, onion rings, and a chocolate malt. All were delicious.
This book is so fucking tedious. I’m literally in chapter three and this is what it is that I’ve been dealing with.
If she didn’t agree to the job, they would do their best without her.
I’m sorry, but if multiple police agencies fail to stop one deranged school teacher and Mexican drug lord with an unknown super-virus without Julie’s help… Then they probably deserve to see the complete collapse of society.
She would have to go around them, so to speak. Only five days. She had so much work to do.
Chapter 3 summary: After leaving the meeting, Carston sent over a box of files to the hotel that Julie had laid her trap in. She told the manager that the box was full of recovered items from her abusive ex, and had him send them down to the laundry, then sneak them up to her room in a maid’s cart. From there, a bike messenger took custody of the box, zig-zagged around town, where it was dropped off at another location. Julie then copied everything, and burnt the original files.
She then checked into another hotel, where she slept before reading the files. Daniel Beach, a school teacher who often went on Habitat For Humanity missions to Mexico after his divorce. (There was so much info given about him. I wonder why anybody cares about that shit.) However, money began to “mysteriously” appear in his bank account. Then it was moved into a bank in the Caymans. Then it bounced around a lot, and was difficult to follow.
Enter a wanna-be Mexican drug lord. To make a super long and tedious info dump short, this man recruited Daniel to be the carrier for a mystery substance the files call TCX-1 (Julie does not know what that is). She can see Daniel is scheduled to head to 4 different cities as a pre-emptive step for his Habitat for Humanity school trip soon; it wouldn’t be hard for him to dab a bit of TCX-1 onto a few door knobs and let it spread from there.
After reading the files, Julie goes out to eat, where she doesn’t think about any of this. But back in her car, as she drives around, she thinks about what this could possibly mean for her. Yes, it’s bad. But as I said, if the government agencies can’t take this operation down without Julie, then they probably deserve to fail anyway.
If she wants to grab Daniel, it needs to be within the next day or two, since the mysterious (unnamed) agency she worked for plans to grab him that weekend.
#The Chemist#chapter 03#Juliana Fortis#can we not?#bad writing is bad#I would ask where the editor was but I think we all know there was none#shitty police are shitty
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something something when the facade of western "democracy" continues to crumble, liberals are faced with the choice of either abandoning the systems that facilitate genocide, theft, exploitation, racism, etc. or resort to old habits that do nothing to seriously challenge or dismantle said systems... inevitably many will fall back on focusing on optics/aesthetics and hyper-individualizing their approach to combat their feelings of helplessness etc. and/or to avoid confronting the systems in place that have led to this moment (which they are most comfortable in, because liberalism never truly changes the systems in place)
the problem is not, never has been, and never will be the *tone* or *conduct* of palestinians (in occupied palestine or the diaspora); the obstacles in the way of peace&liberation are not from palestinians or palestinian resistance but the continuation of colonialism, the maintenance of which is inherently violent and oppressive. the people responsible for the genocide going into its 4th month are not palestinians who liberals want to tone police but the u.s. empire and its glorified military base settler colony, whose existence is founded + depends upon the genocide and ethnic cleansing of palestinians.
#in other words. liberals shut UP.#tone policing the ones whose people are being subjected to genocide is just#straight up racist. and fucking shitty. and stupid. and not going to fix anything.#this has already been said but idk it just breaks my brain#liberals w a genuine interest in justice and change may be having their world views shattered right now#but i PROMISE that resorting to tactics typical of liberalism (focusing on optics rather than actual substance and structural change)#is not going to get u anywhere except for needlessly harrassing the ppl suffering the most right now (palestinians).
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Arcane: here's how cops can be corrupted, here's how war corrupts, here's a cop being corrupted, here's the corrupt prison system, here's a cop being corrupted, here's the corrupted government, here's a cop committing war crimes, here's more corruption, and some more corruption.
*some* of the fandom: can't believe arcane is so pro- police :((((
#definition of whoosh#i just dont get how some people miss the CONSTANT depictions of cops being awful and assume arcane is pro-police#Yes Cait did awful things as an enforcer. you know who else did those awful things? VI!!#people complaining that Cait gets a “happy” ending and that its a cop romance and that they're uncomfortable seeing a cop be happy#and not apologise are LITERALLY MISSING THE WHOLE POINT OF THE SHOW!!#Arcane is about the shitty shitty things people do to each other and some people have the audacity to act suprised when things are shitty#the arcane fandom actually stresses me out#arcane#caitvi#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers
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#that’s his last name right#sam and max#freelance police#if anyone wants the transparent maxes i edited lmk but they’re kinda shitty lmao#it’s 2am and i gotta get ready for work in 4 hours but this was extremely important#idk if i have it in me to draw smth real for the occasion today but i had 2 contribute in some way
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new young justice comic run but it’s all of their crimes catching up to them. oh, who’s that knocking on their door? space police. who’s that right next to them? magic police. who’s standing behind them? time police. who’s standing to the side of them? regular police. who’s standing behind all of them? you’ll never guess-
#who’s knocking on the window? bart but he’s in a really shitty police officer costume. and behind him? i think you know#poor helena opens the door to see a sea of police officers on her porch and just sighs#traya hasn’t even done anything but gets an extremely glitter invitation to break them out of jail#dc comics#tim drake#conner kent#bart allen#cassie sandsmark#cissie king jones#anita fite#greta hayes#slobo#kon el#cassandra sandsmark#superboy#impulse#wonder girl#robin#young justice#young just us#yj98#yj 1998#young justice 1998#core four#90s yj
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aro culture is getting really annoyed with the relationships unit in your sociology class because the whole thing is just 100% amatonormativity.
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if think your teacher, professor, and/or TAs might be interested in discussing the concept, I have some idea of bringing up the topic?
I'd personally say something like, "Hi, During our section in sociology around relationships, I couldn't help but think it would be interesting to discuss how a sociological theory called "amatonormativity" might relate to these lessons. I gathered a few sources from the professor who coined it, a thesis written on it, and a law review written about the connection between it and laws in the USA. There's some connections between its use in feminist thought and in queer theories, and I'd love to know your thoughts about it. I personally was thinking of when [specific statement] was said, and how I would apply this theory. I hope it's as interesting to you as it is to me."
Coiner's current webpage: https://elizabethbrake.com/amatonormativity/
Thesis: https://vc.bridgew.edu/honors_proj/330/ (click download in upper right hand corner for the PDF, depending on the individual it may be worth downloading and sending that rather than a link)
Law Review: https://uclawreview.org/2022/06/09/amatonormativity-in-the-law-an-introduction/
#aro culture is#aro#aromantic#actually aro#actually aromantic#ask#mod leo#the general thing is: if you approach a teacher/professor/TA i promise you most of them are THRILLED to see a student engage with the topic#even if it's critical! but you HAVE to watch your tone. i'm not tone policing - you're so allowed to feel and talk about how harmful it is!#- but when you start from excitement or neutral 'how do you feel?' it creates dialogue#and people learn from each other when there's back and forth. practice your 'i statements' like 'i like this theory because i feel...'#not 'your lessons are shitty and promote topics that hurt me and my community'#cause like. no one wants to engage with someone who starts off the bat with that#talking shit about it within community and already supportive folks >>> talking shit about it with someone who's likely unaware at best#and will probably assume it's a weird passive aggressive way to say you don't like them and want them gone#y'know? all about communication skills#<- took a seminar on intrapersonal communication in queer communities in college and suggested how many materials assumed romo/sexual#relationships when discussing boundaries and such and how in queer spaces it's especially important to talk about ALL types of relationship#because we are likely to need that guidance in everyday microaggressions too! and the outside therapist helping with the course was SO#into that and SO excited to bring that energy to the class
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seeing people going like “guys we’re not gonna get all conspiratorial about this 🤨” about people expressing doubt that luigi is the shooter and i just wanna say. it is not conspiratorial to doubt that the police, a notoriously corrupt and shitty organisation who have been very obviously inept throughout this whole investigation, might have got the wrong guy
#unitedhealth#luigi mangione#i really don't know myself but like. it's not conspiratorial to express doubts and suspicion about the police!!!#anyone stating expressly as fact that it wasn't is being conspiratorial but like. people just expressing doubt & suspicion about a shitty#institution is like. fine and actually really good i think we shouldn't just believe the police
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Saw V (2008) / Mirrors (2008)
#two depressed and addicted police officers who lost their “Angie”. my heart is broken :)#saw#mirrors 2008#mirrors#mark hoffman#angelina acomb#ben carson#angela carson#my shitty posts#my edit#horroredit
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Meiji: Why would I sit on a chair/the couch when my girlfriend's lap is literally RIGHT THERE
#the two of us#yeah my resolution of waiting for all the episodes to come out to watch all in one go lasted all of 2 days lmao#but I had a family gathering and I needed smth short-ish to watch that would give me an excuse to go into a corner and avoid everyone#and when I saw that there was literally no content on episode 4 (aka THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF THAT EVER FLUFFED)#(although the fact that they probably gave us all that because in the next episode we will Suffer was not lost on me laughcry)#I decided to go ahead and make this post that had been in my head for a while#because I absolutely love this#by far my favourite recurring thing they do nawwwwww#(let's not talk about the fact that I didn't even need to rewatch the whole thing just to search for these instances#because I knew exactly which ones they were lolllll)#anyways they have absolutely NO RIGHT to be this sickeningly adorable I'm gonna call the police#they have completely taken over my life like I used to be a normal person with a semi-decent sleep schedule and now look at me#not a single regret though#shitty screencap posts (TM)
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I never watched the saw franchise, but where did John and his apprentices get the funds to make their traps? Did they get funding from loans, paychecks, donations, or other methods? Were they sponsored by someone?
Like, was there something along the lines of "before I activate the trap, I will lock you to the place you are and inform you that this trap was sponsored by skillshare" in the script?
it's never mentioned, so either they have a really dedicated patreon set up, or john's pulling from his pension
#shitty saw traps#saw franchise#mod amanda#'IF YOU CONTRIBUTE FIVE DOLLARS A MONTH I WILL ENGRAVE YOUR NAME ON EACH TRAP'#'I CAN'T BE HELD LIABLE IF THE POLICE COME TO QUESTION YOU THOUGH'
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Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).
I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".
#my characters#oops i fell in love#can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am#also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad#and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable#and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker#what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer#and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still#thats like a nickname from his phone name#and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying#because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away#and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up#also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it#karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul#paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station#but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates#hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it#hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable#which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him#and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend#and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact#and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place#anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames#i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl#also also final note on this ig#since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and#doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful#ok i lied final note on them is#for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well#and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately
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I wake up
I see a Hot Take in the tag for my main fandom that a male character is gay because "he's so soft and sweet and submissive! that makes him effeminate and GNC! which in turn makes him gay!"
I fight the urge to leave society and take to the Woods
#fandom#shitty hot takes#that. that does not make a man gay#being attracted. to other men. makes a man gay#(which this character does not canonically seem to be HOWEVER I'm not the headcanon police. follow your bliss)#(just please. not the weird stereotype-based justifications for said bliss which leave out any evidence of THE ACTUAL DEFINITION OF GAY)
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Im not rly going to moralize here but id just say that if ur whole sense of humor revolves around yelling 'retard' everytime you see something you disagree with its not edgy its not new its simply 2010 9gag
#this shit is spreading n its not that im slurs police but it is just lame tbh#like a lot of shitty right wing blogs used to do that but i keep seeing it more n more n u ppl sound like 12yo gamergaters back in 2013#the irony of me having the most 2010 9gag ass meme pinned as i post this tho
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stop policing lgbt identities i will hit you with a ball-peen hammer directly to your mouth 👍
#give me one good god damn reason i should give a single solitary shit about someone identifying as mspec#surprise there isnt one. go join the fucking straights if youre gonna be shitty abt lgbt identities.#mspec identities literally arent hurting anyone. you are w your dumb fucking policing#words from the monarch#like man im aroace. i dont understand attraction period. i dont fucking care how anyone wants to define theirs. good for them. god damn#bigots are going to call us all slurs!!! get the fuck over yourselves!!!!
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The islet murder confession scene is SUCH a bad look for harry and kim and we should talk abt it more. it's so uncomfortable. they just snap into Cop Mode and forget how to act human. leave grandpa alone pigs
#i watched someone do a playthrough of it earlier and the discomfort is palpable#like... this old man is literally falling apart in front of them#and they're just like ''yessss press him more so he'll say something incriminating. hehehe''#yes iosef dros is a shitty old bitch but. no one should be exposed to this police shit#posts by me#i have more on this but i'm too tired rn. tomorrow maybe
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real talk when I was in college and in the Hating Everything stage of coming out of a depressive episode one of my friends was like "hey you wanna throw burnt out lightbulbs and perhaps an empty wine bottle off the roof" and it did in fact help a lot so I trust Chetney implicitly
#cr spoilers#we did have to duck down to hide from campus police though. also this is probably bad for the environment#(they were not LED/mercury fluorescents they were like. shitty ikea lamp incandescents)#anyway may you all find the catharsis of destroying some glass in a stupid way
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