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young man, you can sing your ditty
I CONDUCT THE ELECTRIC TITTY
#hadestown#i misheard the lyric as this years ago and it has haunted me ever since and now i infict it you all#hadestown musical#shitpost.mine
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so does parapsychology classes require apa citation style?
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pauline fleming from heathers musical and delia schlimmer from beetlejuice musical have similar energy, not the same but definitely related
#like they're cousins#that's the vibe#shitpost.mine#heathers musical#beetlejuice the musical#this idea has been bopping around in my head for like two weeks#like your weird hippie aunt that shows up and probably is in a pyramid scheme
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Wednesday and Enid meeting is giving “what is this feeling” from wicked
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the internet would be a better place if people were required to take a reading comprehension test before adding there two cents
#shitpost.mine#just like the conclusion people draw from things are like ?????? dude where'd you get that#this isn't about anything in particular just general trends across the internet#just#its like that john mulaney thing in new in town where he's like idk how i feel about death penalty#and his friend is like so you're telling me if you saw hilter walking down the street youwouldn't shoot him#like uh where did that sentence come from
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my depression too works the graveyard shit and all shifts actually it should really take some PTO
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well david’s got trauma just ask that tuna sandwich
#i am in eskew#his trauma is understandable#also the mental image of being on an airplane and you look and see a man obliterating a tuna sandwich#not like eating it but literally shredding the sandwich like it killed his family is hilarious#shitpost.mine#eskew shitpost
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could jon be like “ceaselss watcher turn your gaze upon yourself” and the eye just has an existential crisis then implodes
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thinking abt statement 9720406 “cheating death” and the idea of asking death to play a specific game but like any game is hilarious. like imagine challenging death to uno or monopoly or go fish.
i’d challenge death to throw burrito game cause it’d be funny as hell
#shitpost.mine#the magnus archives#i’d challenge death to a game not to see if i could win but just to play a ridiculous game#like sitting across from death your life is literally counting on you winning old maids#life is used loosely though cause context tma world maybe losing is best
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tma 184: the ants a summary
jordan: exterminator now suffering in ant infested tunnels
Jon: since you helped me with jane prentsis let me help you by turning you into a avatar
Jordan: thanks i hate it
#the magnus archives#tma#shitpost.mine#tma shitpost#jordan like thanks i hate it and jon’s like you wanna go back and jordans like i mean thanks it’s tolerable#tma spoilers#tma 184
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when you’re in the middle of a never ending ant filled nightmare and you see that guy from the magnus institute
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when martin was asking for a room for john to do his horror statement thingy all i could think about was basira saying john looked constipated
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i have barely kept up with possible hints but i’m tossing my hat into crack theory: reputation taylor’s version will be released next cause from what i can tell its the only one that hasn’t been obviously hinted at, although could argue that her freeing to track 6 correlates to rep being album 6
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martin is completely and utterly done™ with this shit and is ready to just smack jonah so hard it tears a hole through the fabric of the dimension in a way that manages to separate our world from the entities
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the other avatars are so afraid of Gertrude that The Fear Gertrude Robinson becomes it’s own entity
#like maybe not outright afraid but definitely wary of her#most of the avatars would not fuck with gertrude#tma#tma shitpost#shitpost.mine
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georgie and melanie are kayaking with tim and sasha
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