#shitmygrandmasays

[theshortperspective-blog1]

What pigs! Internet is already expensive enough. I don't know about this world.

ShitMyGrandmaSays

[totostales]

"They have these giant pillars that look like dicks!"

-My Grandma (on the topic of vestal virgins)

[shitmy-grannysays]

Big news, racism will be gone by 2016!

My grandmother has informed me that once president Obama leaves office, racism will no longer exist! Very exciting news!

[ugly-bastards-united-blog]

you know it's bad

When you’re a 16 yo boy growing up in a mennonite christian home with super old fashioned gender roles and your German grandmother asks if you want to wear makeup for a picture. UGLY BASTARDS UNITED

[spikeshigh]

@craigandkarl run shit! RG from the mad talented duo. Craig, you continue to crush it man! #craigredman #karlmaier #illustration #design#graphicdesign #sneakers #kicks #runners #tennisshoes #shitmygrandmasays #spikeshigh #SPORTS!

[grammablr-blog]

"I wanted to be a nun... Why are you laughing?" #shitmygrandmasays

[brewstagram]

"What is this, gas? Isn't it kind of early?" by joosatch http://instagram.com/p/Z8WJ6QugAe/

[tenderfish]

We should have a vodka party!

Gram

[shitmy-grannysays]

Some holiday cheer.

In spirit of upcoming Thanksgiving, my grandmother informed me that she is thankful that God keeps the Earth from flying into Jupiter.

[dmphelps]

A conversation about my parents...

Grandma: Yeah they told me they weren't coming up today

Me: Yeah they said their bed frame broke today

Grandma: Their bedframe broke?! Geez they need to stop with their kinkyness!

Me: GRANDMA! Gross!

Grandma: Well next time I talk to them I'm going to tell them to calm down with their kinkyness they're shaking the walls so much that the shelfs broke that way too!

I love my grandma she's too much sometimes

[nifersaynifer-blog]

#shitmygrandmasays #iphone #safesex (Taken with Instagram)

[ohtheplacesstephwillgo-blog]

That awkward moment when your grandma...

Asks you when you are getting married because you are getting 'too old'... 

I'm only 20...

[ezekiel-2517]

Shit My 93 Year Old Grandma Says! #Old #OldPeople #Funny #Hilarious #LOL #Death #Clean #ShitMyGrandmaSays (Taken with Instagram at Erina)

[grammablr-blog]

"I don't like the way he looked at me. I don't mean sexually, but I don't like the way he looked at me. " #shitmygrandmasays

[dogcoffeetravel-blog-blog]

I love my grandma.

[projectablecollections]

That awkward moment when your grandma tells you to 'keep it closed' because she looked down when you were sitting down in a dress. She's so funny oh my god. I don't hate her anymore.