#shitmyfamsays

[nativesugarbabes]

My family legit argued with me last night about the fact that “Cats and Dogs are smart that’s why don’t get eaten. 😒Cows are the dumbest animals and are meant to be eaten.😐 We’re Native American and we’re suppose to eat cows, pigs, goats, and chickens.” Okay, listen fam. this isn’t 1877 we don’t really need ALL that to survive anymore. I’m all about remembering the old ways and shit because they are important. But damn, can those feasts be like a once a year thing and not an everyday thing. I don’t think I’m asking for too much.

[squareroost-blog]

"You know, the butt legs!"

[imacouchninja]

Me: *talking to my brother about my visual arts exam*

Brother: art history what's that?

Me: the history of art, eras and stuff

Brother: so like who drew the first line?

Me: no

Brother: but do you know?

Me: know what?

Brother: who drew the first line

Me: ...

Brother: ...

[wxlfmother]

My sister: you can't go to Chinese

Her friend on Skype: Why?

My sister: cause I'm not there

Her friend: you'll be okay

Me: (laughing) I like her

My sister: that's why she's my best friend, not my good friend