#shitmemory

[cloudsforthoughts]

Really hope I'm never the witness to a crime...

...

Officer: What did they look like?

Me: Maybe my height? No wait taller. No shorter. Um...

Officer: Okay, what were they wearing?

Me: Definitely clothes.

Officer: *deep sigh* What kind of hair did they have?

Me: Blonde. Wait, brown. No blue... Maybe they were bald?

[rustyservice]

Frisco in the 2000s #icantremembertheyear #shitmemory #throwback (at Golden Gate Bridge) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsoNOq1AZtN5jXb_pDphxgQ3YVkX0C330PODpM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jm018qg17ncw

[ladybugkisses]

Hi. I've been doing self insert stories ever since I was 15. A few times, I stopped due to discouraging things happening in my life. I'm slowly getting back into writing self insert stories again and seeing this blog is encouraging. I remember that when I did self insert, it made me super happy and loved writing them (I do other stories, but I love doing that the most). I am now thinking of doing another blog based on self insert stories.

oh gosh i left this in my drafts and forgot about it soRRY IM SO LATE TO REPLYING FRIEND,

i’m so happy to know you’re getting back to doing something you love tho!! ! i encourage you 100% to keep going, and to make that selfinsert blog if you really want!!! 💕✨💖✨💕

[spicyh0tramen]

even without alcohol i know i'm safe

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[yeska97]

Honestly love how i did my #makeup on this day to go watch #itonya but I cant remember how i did this look lol #shitmemory #forgetful #makeupproblems #movielover #makeuplover💄

[wolf-the-whumper]

HEY RANDOM STORY TIME

Okay so I don’t do this but it pisses me off so I’m gonna rip out some shit. Once upon a time I was in middle school. Now, as an enormously tall female who is buff as shit, as in if there were any Jojo roles for part one female main characters I would 100% be the primary candidate. I was not popular. In fact I wore large hoodies, avoided people, hated everyone because of my own home issues and because I was mentally more mature due to extensive depression and ptsd. ANYWAYS, I remember after getting involved in the classic American bullshit of sex Ed classes about how if you have sex YOURE GONNA DIE. Now, I was never interested in sex like, at all. I didn’t even care about other people if they were dying next to me. However by some random default.. I was chosen to attend a ‘special girls club’ every Friday during whatever extra circular thing we had (music or gym) at the end of the day. I walk into this thing.. and get handed a folder with pamphlets, looking around I notice two things. One, I’m in a group with the most whorish popular females in the entire school, and two, I and my friend (let’s call her A) were the only two in the group of six who weren’t whoreish. A was very popular and had a lot of guy friends. I had very little in common with people so I didn’t really associate with anyone, wore big hoodies cuz body issues etc. I open the folder/packet thing and BOOM ITS ABOUT ABSTANACE. IVE BEEN ASEXUAL AND LITTERALLY TOLD THE BITCH THIS DURING CLASS WHEN SHE ASKED ABOUT SEXUALITIES OF STUDENTS FOR SEX ED. I WAS SENT TO A FUCKING EXTRA ABSTINENCE COURSE BECAUSE I WAS THOUGHT TO BE A FUCKING SCHOOL SHOOTER WHORE BACK IN FUCKIN 2011 JUST BECAUSE I HAD PROBLEMS AND HATED PEOPLE WHO TREATED ME LIKE A MORONIC KID. SCHOOL SYSTEMS ARE PIECES OF SHIT AND IM STILL ANGRY EVEN THOUGH THIS WAS YEARS AGO.