#shitkissers

[buymelikeme]

This this was a little critter that kept flying around and bugging family members so I remembered my ninjutsu training, turned off the light and smacked it in the dark... Moths and butterflies get much more respect, shit kissers get zero. #blue #shitkissers #bluebottle #tubeflies #sneakerflies #fliesfororder #steelheadflies #wetflies #tyingflies #pikeflies #tarponflies #fließen #flies #swingingflies #lordoftheflies #bonefishflies #dryflies #muskyflies #bassflies #fiberflies #fliese #fliesforsale #saltwaterflies #fishingflies #troutflies #seatroutflies #salmonflies #redfishflies (at London Borough of Barking and Dagenham) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2f5QgTHVZi/?igshid=1fht6hpu60740

[drecksjunge-blog]

HOT SHITKISS

[thebenvoliobrit]

YES, CATCH ME IN THESE GAMES

Top 5 MCs

Perfect Match MC (Polyamorous, nuff said)

ILB MC (Alexa play "Survivor" by Destiny's Child)

Blades MC (Come thru DnD addict)

MotY MC (Woman faced shit in every direction and came out 🌌THRIVING🌌)

Kenna (The one true queen and superior Rys)

Top 5 LIs

Luke Harper (musician, animal lover, gentle yet fiercely protective, makes my insides qUiVeR)

King "Liam" (Outside the forced idiocy and cowardice, he is hot af, respectful, protective and the outside sex kink is 🔥)

Levi Schuler (Humble, father material and the body hair is 🔥)

Jax Matsuo (A man with a sword = 🔥, a hot vampire with a katana = 🔥🔥🔥)

Cal Lowell (Monster Fucker Rights with that body hair!!!!!)

Bottom 5 LIs

Mason Jennings (forced, toxic, no thank u next)

Professor Kingsley (DEAR GOD THE DEFINITION OF FORCED, NO WAY NO THANK U NEXT)

Ethan Ramsey (had the potential but the level of favoritism makes me insides cRiNgE, no thank u next)

Drake Walker (whiny, judgemental, hypocritical, no thank u next)

Sam Dalton (not even playing the book but evidence of his spinelessness provides reason why, no thank u next)

Top 5 Books

Blades

ILB

The Heist: Monaco

Veil of Secrets

MotY (the LIs and my daughter help me endure the frustrations)

Trash Pile

Wetness

Baby Dump

My Two Hetero Loves

Shitkissed

TNA (couldn't find or think of a clever alternative vwcsbsjzi)

@sciraltaschoices @screw-u-vaanu @jaxsmutsuo

New choices ask Game! Choose 1 (or all 5, whatever you want) questions to answer. Doesn't have to be in a particular order unless you want to either!

Who are your top 5 MC's (Moty MC, ES MC, ILITW MC, OH MC, Bolas MC)

Who are your top 5 /most memorable LI's? (Caleb Mitchell, James Ashton, Jax Matsuo, Colt Kaneko, Jake McKenzie)

Who are your bottom 5 LI's? (Reed Hanson, Mason Jennings, Sam Dalton, Professor Kingsley, Drake Walker)

What were your top 5 favorite and/or most replayed books? (Nightbound, ACOR, Moty, TH:M, Perfect Match 2)

What were your top 5 LEAST favorite books? (The Nanny Affair, RCD 1, The Junior, HFTH, MTFL)

@indescribablybre

@what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil

@kingliamsbitch

And amyone else who wants to join in!